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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


40 ROBUX FOR 50 CENTS?!

    In today's Roblox economy, this isn't much a surprise really. 100 robux is like the equivalent of a dollar and it's pretty common knowledge. You should also note that the Roblox economy - although virtual - is just like a real life economy. The value of robux can fluctuate based on capitalist values - users can decide the price of their products and that could completely change the value of Robux. A great example of this are the items that were sold in the early 2010s compared to items sold today. The average hat on Roblox, before UGC, back in 2014 would be about 15-20 robux, which is around .5 to a dollar then. If you look at an average hat today - which is a UGC item - that item would cost 50-100 robux, which is also still about a dollar. Not only are the economic decisions of the user are a major factor in the virtual economy, but also real life economic fluctuations as well. Even if the robux economy was well maintained, it can not avoid the fluctuations of the US Dollar or other real-life currencies. 100 robux, may seem a lot, but that's the reality of economics. I mean, I personally agree it's a lot, and I mostly blame the Roblox community for being the leading problem in that. Destroying the economy due to their greed and inexperience.

    My favorite character is the reaper guy

      Reaper guy from Overwatch copypasta
      My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

      Bastion is a way of life

        It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

        I have realised that Lamar’s roast is actually incredible.

          By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse. The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most standout and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious. Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts. Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.

          Dream Face Reveal

            Dream Face Reveal reaction and copypasta
            so bECAUSE OF DREAMS FACE REVEAL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DREAM AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “HE FACE REVEALED??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DREAMUPDATES UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
            It's honestly insane. I know I'm not a part of the fandom as much anymore, but I held Dream close to my heart these past two years. He saved me in every way a person can be saved. I'm so insanely proud of what he's done to get here. You go king!
            Totally what I was expecting 🥰 brown hair, kissable lips, cute cheekbones and gorgeous emerald (Minecraft reference) eyes. For the past day my life has been more intense than a dream and GNF manhunt chase but now I get to see you, my dream, my hero.
            I’m just upset that I know what he looks like. I don’t care if he’s ugly or attractive or normal I just hate how many faces my brain now recognizes of internet micro celebrities. I dread the fact I will be an 80 year old dementia patient unable to remember if Jschlatt is my son or someone I never knew. I will see MoistCritical in the hair spiraling my shower drain but I won’t remember the curve of my wife’s smile. Paymoneywubby will appear in my memories of the man who brings me pudding in the evening but my childhood home will fade to nothingness. And now, as I strain to remember how my fathers hugs once warmed me, I will surely be greeted only by the image of this man, a man I’ve never even met, imprinted into my memory by forces completely foreign to me and outside of my control. This man has in this one act stamped his likeness into the collective consciousness to invade and persevere past the likeness of our own loved ones. My only hope is to forget, for the true horror lies in remembrance.
            okay the face reveal was cool and all but when are we going to talk about how police found human remains and evidence of cannibalism in dream’s LA home that he sold in 2013
            You're laughing. Dream just revealed that he looks like fifty different popular white guys simultaneously and you're laughing.
            Dream Mask copypasta
            shat

            I want to lose my virginity

              Greetings and salutations,
              
              Despite my lack of experience, I am incredibly horny (some may say a sexual deviant). Every day I have vivid lucid dreams of doggystyle, pussy eating, edging, pegging, ruined orgasms, blindfolded blowjobs, nipple play, facials, squirting, and much much more. To quote the late great Martin Luther King Jr, "I have a dream" and that dream is to finally lose my coveted virginity. There isn't much to know about me, I am a fairly simple man. Apart from reading the works of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy, I am infatuated with the pussy. The pussy is all that I can think of. To me pussy is much more than the female anatomy, it's a religious doctrine. The Mohammedan or Jesuit may pray to their holy Gods but I worship the pussy. Some may say there is such a life without which you desire, my rebuttal is as follows, what life? What life is there on this God-forsaken planet without indulging in the delicacy of pussy? What life must a man live without consuming the art of lust? It is a cardinal sin for thou to suppress its animalistic urges. For what will it take for me to get pussy? Siddhārtha Gautama sat under the bodhi tree for 49 days for him to become the Buddha, will my deprivation of pussy be responsible for my ascension to enlightenment? I hath become a mad man. The wonders of modern medicine can't save me but the flesh of a woman will. My face is buried in my palms. Tears wept as I am subjugated to the horrors of humanity. My hunger for the joyous pussy is immeasurable. I need to be fed. Please take me out of my misery.