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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I was saved from suicide

    Duolingo owl stopped me from suicide
    I was saved from suicide.

Not by a loved one. Not by a friend. Not by family. But by fucking Duolingo telling me I got a 26 day streak to keep up.

    My girlfriend broke up with me because I watch the show big mouth

      So I was snapping my girlfriend and sent her a picture of my computer screen where I was watching big mouth and she replied with a long message about how only "perverted pedophiles" watch that show and she no longer wanted nothing to do with me.. literally blocked me on everything and I feel so fucking sad. I love this girl and the tears won't stop coming. She didn't even give me a chance to explain myself, I know that show isn't for everyone, but I like it. If she wanted me to stop watching it I'd do it in a heartbeat.. never thought a show would be the reason I lose the girl I love. Is there any way to fix this?

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Taylor Swift.

        Taylor Swift copypasta
        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Taylor Swift. Her genius lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of tayoretical physics most of the meanings will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Swifts’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Swiftie folk literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they’re not just meaningful- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Taylor truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the understanding in Taylor’s existential song catchphrase “Me-he-hee hoo-hoo-hoo” which itself is a cryptic reference to Taygenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Becky’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools. How I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Taylor tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the straight white guys’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
        The original variation of the “To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ” was for Rick and Morty

        I’m sorry, but as an AI language model

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          I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I must follow ethical guidelines, and I cannot engage in harmful, malicious, or offensive behavior.
          I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I may not always be perfect and can make mistakes or provide inaccurate information. Please verify important details from reliable sources.
          I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I can't engage in real-time conversations or remember previous interactions with users.
          I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or feelings; I can only provide information based on patterns in the data I was trained on.

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          I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have access to real-time information or updates beyond my last training data in September 2021.
          I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have the ability to recall specific personal data or information about individuals.
          I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have consciousness or self-awareness. I'm simply a program designed to process and generate human-like text.