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You like Taylor Swift?

    It’s a reference to the movie American Psycho scene “You like Huey Lewis and the News?” but changed to fit Taylor Swift.

    You like Taylor Swift?
    
    Her early work was a little too country for my tastes, but when ‘Red’ came out in 2012, I think she really came into her own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She’s been compared to Beyonce, but I think Taylor has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
    
    In 2014, Taylor released this☝, ‘1989’, her most accomplished album. I think her undisputed masterpiece is "Blank Space", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about Taylor herself. HEY PAUL!!

    Coffee is a cheat

      This probably sounds like a clickbait title or something, but just for context, I've pretty much never drank coffee, but, yesterday I was feeling pretty tired and felt like I had no energy to do anything, so I decided to buy a cup o coffee
      
      After that, I was still feeling pretty tired, but wanted to play some gd anyway, so I tried death moon
      
      I had 40% on it before, and, after like 15 minutes of practice, I managed to get 71
      
      I would've continued, but I my hand was shaking, and wasn't able to get consistent enough, so I left it like this
      
      This wasn't the part that surprised me though, today I was feeling better, but when I got to play gd, I was baffled at how bad i was doing, especially at wave like, goddamn, this might be reason enough to start drinking coffee
      
      That being said, it's probably not a good idea to start drinking coffee if you're under 18, especially just for a game I'm not an expert on this, so idk how much it matters, but I'll say it anyway, just to be safe

      Apple apology

        Creativity is in our DNA at Apple, and it's incredibly important to us to design products that empower creatives all over the world. Our goal is to always celebrate the myriad of ways users express themselves and bring their ideas to life through iPad. We missed the mark with this video, and we're sorry. 

        I really hate “womp womp” or “skill issue.”

          Y’know, I really hate the concept of saying “womp womp” or “skill issue.” You know why? You wanna know why I fucking hate it when people say those things? Because it sounds like you don’t feel bad for me. You don’t care about the pain and suffering that I go through. Let’s say I told you that I failed a test and I feel really bad about it. What do you say to me? “Womp womp.” IT’S FUCKING IRRITATING!!! Do you NOT feel bad for me? Holy fuck! Why do you even say that? You sound so unsympathetic when you say that shit! PLEASE just understand my situation! PLEASE have some compassion! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SAYING “WOMP WOMP” YOU UNSYMPATHETIC ASSHOLE!!!!! 

          The reason I said “womp womp”

          The reason I said "womp womp" and "skill issues" is not because I am unsympathetic or that I don't feel bad for you. In reality, I say those things so you can immediately get angry at me and, in doing so, momentarily forget about all your pain and suffering. My intention is not to dismiss your feelings or minimize your experiences. Instead, I aim to redirect your focus, even if just for a brief moment, away from your distress. By provoking a reaction, I hope to offer you a temporary distraction from the hardships you are facing. It's my way of trying to help you cope, albeit in an unconventional manner. I believe that sometimes, shifting our emotional response, even towards something as seemingly trivial as annoyance with another person, can provide a slight reprieve from our more profound pain. 

          May the weight of your sins crush you

            May the weight of your sins crush you, sending you into a fiery abyss of damnation. You shall not have a sliver of happiness left once you step foot into our territory. and better yet, or worse for you, you won’t have any love left either. Your family, friends, everyone you know, will forget you, and you’ll be a fleeting memory. Your life will shatter such as the feelings you shattered on this battlefield. Your heart will crumble until it is reduced to nothing. And when all hope is lost, it gets worse. You’ll be torn limb from limb, cell by cell, molecule by molecule, until you can’t feel anything but pain for the rest of your days…

            It is with great sadness that I am taking a very long break from the game

              @everyone It is with great sadness that I am taking a very long break from the game. There has been no particular reason for this, perhaps burnout, perhaps I have beaten the game with a 1650 character. Again, there is no big reason for my absence. Just think about the good times that I did 78% damage in that Kayangel run, or the time I used my personal balthor to shield everyone. Again, no reason for the departure. I may return one day however, maybe on a newer account to revisit the game and play as a mokoko again. who knows, but for now, goodbye Heroes of Arkesia!