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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Markiplier mod meltdown

    Markiplier mod copypasta

    After Markiplier revamped his sub by removing inactive mods, a former mod left a comment expressing their disappointment. People made fun of that person due to the dramatics of simply losing mod status.

    Mark. I spent multiple years as a moderator. In particular as the head mod. I can't express how disappointed it makes me that you didn't care enough to reach out. I sent you a message over a year ago practically begging you to come into the mod discord so you could at least give us a heads up before you did things so that we could help. I have poured my blood, sweat, and tears into this place for 4-5 years. I believed in you and this community. Now I'm in tears on New Years because of you. I really wish the best for this place, because I worked hard to be here for those that loved it. Maybe it'll get better and better. I don't know. Honestly I don't think I'll be here to see the new version of this place. Maybe one day I'll be able to see reason in all this, but for now I'm going to hug my son, who idolized you, and try to mend the tatters of this night. To those who were my mentors like larrymyster thank you for all you gave me. To those I brought in It has been an honor to know you. So long and thanks for all the fish.

    Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016.

      Talk shit get hit copypasta came from Rust

      Originated from the Rust community where toxicity in voice chat is common hence the copypasta.

      Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016. Run the mouth ingame get the business ingame. Check the resume dude 
      Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016. You run your mouth in game you get the business in game. Check the resume.

      Response to the “😭” emoji

        Crying emoji
        The "😭" again? Holy shit, it's like you scraped the absolute bottom of the cock sucking leech-infested dumpster of internet humor and proudly presented this festering, maggot-filled pile of putrid shit as if it were some kind of masterpiece. You lazy, unoriginal, dick-chewing waste of oxygen-spamming that crusty, overused emoji isn't fucking funny.

It's the digital equivalent of shoving your head so far up your own ass you can taste the undigested shit of your own failed attempts at humor. Every time you use that pathetic excuse for expression, I want to vomit, shit myself, and then shove that shit back in your mouth so you can fucking choke on it. You miserable cum-drenched turd, you think plastering "😭" everywhere makes you relatable? No, it makes. you the comedic equivalent of syphilis: contagious, irritating, and a something everyone wants to fucking eradicate. I hope your phone explodes the next time your greasy, unwashed fingers touch that emoji. Fuck you, youra shitty humor, and the festering hellhole that spawned your dumb ass. Go crawl back into whatever shit-stained corner of the internet you oozed out of and rot there, you worthless, brain-rotted fuck.

        Look, if you want me to believe any of these new drugs work, dont show me the microscope image

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          byu/noeyys from discussion
          intressless
          Look, if you want me to believe any of these new drugs work, dont show me the microscope image. Show me the picture of some middle age dude on full NW7 at the end of his rope on suicide watch, and then the after with the same MFer at NW0 with a smile from ear to ear. Only then, i will believe, put that drug on overnight shipping, and mainline that bitch directly on my cock vein. Until then 😴

          H for “hello, this is the president of the US, I launched a tactical nuke to your location

            President just launched a nuke in your location
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            H for “hello, this is the president of the US, I launched a tactical nuke to your location. I accidentally fell asleep and my head fell onto the comically big red button that launches all the US nukes (the movies told the truth, before you die, you must know that I do in fact have a comically large nuke firing button, it’s located right next to the one that sends Bob from accounting on a coffee run). It was originally aimed at Russia but while trying to cancel it I accidentally relocated the targeting system to your city (dang new age tech). Anyways, be safe and have a great rest of your day (the next 47 minutes)!”

            I don’t get it, I’ve played video games my whole life. Its my main hobby.

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              byu/Bigworrrm89 from discussion
              inblackops6
              I don’t get it, I’ve played video games my whole life. Its my main hobby. I dont really watch TV or Movies. I spend easily 1-3 hours everyday playing video games, for years of my life. They say it takes 10,000 hours to master something, so I should be a master at video games and I will never ever be close to this level.

I genuinely don’t know how the human brain can see, recognize, react, aim, move, shoot all within 0.2 seconds. Whereas my brain is on dial up speed and needs to download the information im seeing, then conduct a meeting upstairs on how to proceed. Then a conflict on decision happens so a voting needs to take place. Then when the unanimous decision is voted on, the message gets sent to my team of hands that have poor communication skills so one aims and then when its time to pull the trigger there’s a delay almost like my trigger finger is a sleeper agent for the enemy and I miss my shot and die.