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When i was young i had some kind of rot gut that caused me to shit every 10 minutes

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    byu/Warthogs309 from discussion
    inwhenthe
    When i was young i had some kind of rot gut that caused me to shit every 10 minutes.
    
    I remember trying to lay on the couch, in pain and clearly not having a good time. Every 2 seconds my grandma would try to spark up some inane conversation that i had 0 interest in.
    
    I told her NUMEROUS times that im not going to respond, because i was busy dying.
    
    Clearly she didnt get the hint and kept trying to talk about what was going on outside. After i just stopped responding, i was hit with the ol "I GUESS IM TALKING TO MYSELF HUH!?". Followed by "I see the kids across the street are playing" 2 minutes later.
    
    Never did i want to beat someone into submission more in my life. But at that point, i dont think i could physically get up long enough to deliver that beating.
    
    So i just drug myself to the other side of the house out of eye sight and had to drag myself to the bathroom every few minutes for the foamy white dumps to come.

    Dying is the most unfun thing in this game, is Valve going to fix this?

      Every game is the same, it's gotten ridiculous. I'll be laning just fine in either Greenchur or Yellow (my two favorite colors) playing one of the reddit approved wholesome characters (Mo & Krill or Ivy with her 1 unbound). I'm shooting the enemy, hitting troopers, getting souls, what an awesome feeling. This is what DeadLock is all about.
      
      Suddenly, the enemy Mcginnis uses her turret ability right in my face and it starts blasting me. Wtf? Why is she allowed to do that? Now I'm taking 10 damage per second from a 100 hp stationary NPC that LITERALLY has aimbot! Before I can run away, suddenly a giant wall appears right behind me. I could have sworn she used it 60 seconds ago, how is it already off cooldown? Now I'm completely caught out in the open as I had already used all my stamina bars to get to a dying creep (still missed the melee).
      
      After getting relentlessly blasted by my unskilled lane opponent, I somehow manage to make it back to my guardian. I know I'm safe under its protective masculine legs because it recently got a 3% range buff. I couldn't have been more wrong, as suddenly I hear クソ死ねネズミ and my screen goes grey. Are you kidding me? How was I supposed to know Yamato was charging up an attack ability? I don't speak Japanese, she could have been wishing me a happy birthday for all I know.
      
      Anyways, now I have to sit and do nothing for 20 seconds. I'm sorry, I thought I was playing a video game. What kind of game makes you sit there and do nothing? They should really look into reworking how dying functions. I think the best solution would be allowing you to kill the enemy but prevent you and your friendlies from dying. That way everybody can kill (most fun part of the game) but no one can die (least fun part of the game).

      Dying is the best part of the game

      Dying is the best part of the game. Anyone else here over 40? These old bones can’t keep up with the young ones! I try to do the whole run and shoot thing but my arthritic fingers can’t keep up with 4 abilities and 4 actives. Us old ones sure have it rough! I remember when candy was five entire cents at the local grocer and bread was free if the clerk wasn’t looking or your mom was hot. I play abrams since hes so simple and easy, he reminds me a lot of what my dad used to do with my mom. I try to majestic mosey on down to park to kill the enemy flapper but honestly I can’t keep up with the young ones. I usually die. A lot! And its okay! I’m having a great time. Maybe 50 years ago I would’ve had ‘em. The grey screen is comforting. Reminds me how life used to be — black and white — before color was invented. Death is comforting 70 second break from the action. I use the time to have my grandson explain the items to me. Honestly? I don’t understand them. I just enjoy spending time with him. I like the magical carpet a lot. It reminds me of when I thought we’d have flying cars by the year 1950. Good times! Deadlock reminds me a lot of my childhood. Reminds me of what the ice cream man used to do to me. He walked up, smiled, then I entered the grey screen! Hah! And his name was also Kevin! 

      C++ is a horrible language.

        Linus Torvalds rant on C++

        Its actually a rant on C++ by Linus Torvalds himself, the creator of Linux back in 2007. The site had since shut down but an archive version with Linus reply can still be found on the Wayback Machine.

        C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot 
        of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much 
        easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if 
        the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out, 
        that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
        
        In other words: the choice of C is the only sane choice. I know Miles 
        Bader jokingly said "to piss you off", but it's actually true. I've come 
        to the conclusion that any programmer that would prefer the project to be 
        in C++ over C is likely a programmer that I really *would* prefer to piss 
        off, so that he doesn't come and screw up any project I'm involved with.
        
        C++ leads to really really bad design choices. You invariably start using 
        the "nice" library features of the language like STL and Boost and other 
        total and utter crap, that may "help" you program, but causes:
        
         - infinite amounts of pain when they don't work (and anybody who tells me 
           that STL and especially Boost are stable and portable is just so full 
           of BS that it's not even funny)
        
         - inefficient abstracted programming models where two years down the road 
           you notice that some abstraction wasn't very efficient, but now all 
           your code depends on all the nice object models around it, and you 
           cannot fix it without rewriting your app.
        
        In other words, the only way to do good, efficient, and system-level and 
        portable C++ ends up to limit yourself to all the things that are 
        basically available in C. And limiting your project to C means that people 
        don't screw that up, and also means that you get a lot of programmers that 
        do actually understand low-level issues and don't screw things up with any 
        idiotic "object model" crap.
        
        So I'm sorry, but for something like git, where efficiency was a primary 
        objective, the "advantages" of C++ is just a huge mistake. The fact that 
        we also piss off people who cannot see that is just a big additional 
        advantage.
        
        If you want a VCS that is written in C++, go play with Monotone. Really. 
        They use a "real database". They use "nice object-oriented libraries". 
        They use "nice C++ abstractions". And quite frankly, as a result of all 
        these design decisions that sound so appealing to some CS people, the end 
        result is a horrible and unmaintainable mess.
        
        But I'm sure you'd like it more than git.

        Original thread with Linus full reply

        On Wed, 5 Sep 2007, Dmitry Kakurin wrote:
        > 
        > When I first looked at Git source code two things struck me as odd:
        > 1. Pure C as opposed to C++. No idea why. Please don't talk about portability,
        > it's BS.
        
        *YOU* are full of bullshit.
        
        C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot 
        of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much 
        easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if 
        the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out, 
        that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
        
        In other words: the choice of C is the only sane choice. I know Miles 
        Bader jokingly said "to piss you off", but it's actually true. I've come 
        to the conclusion that any programmer that would prefer the project to be 
        in C++ over C is likely a programmer that I really *would* prefer to piss 
        off, so that he doesn't come and screw up any project I'm involved with.
        
        C++ leads to really really bad design choices. You invariably start using 
        the "nice" library features of the language like STL and Boost and other 
        total and utter crap, that may "help" you program, but causes:
        
         - infinite amounts of pain when they don't work (and anybody who tells me 
           that STL and especially Boost are stable and portable is just so full 
           of BS that it's not even funny)
        
         - inefficient abstracted programming models where two years down the road 
           you notice that some abstraction wasn't very efficient, but now all 
           your code depends on all the nice object models around it, and you 
           cannot fix it without rewriting your app.
        
        In other words, the only way to do good, efficient, and system-level and 
        portable C++ ends up to limit yourself to all the things that are 
        basically available in C. And limiting your project to C means that people 
        don't screw that up, and also means that you get a lot of programmers that 
        do actually understand low-level issues and don't screw things up with any 
        idiotic "object model" crap.
        
        So I'm sorry, but for something like git, where efficiency was a primary 
        objective, the "advantages" of C++ is just a huge mistake. The fact that 
        we also piss off people who cannot see that is just a big additional 
        advantage.
        
        If you want a VCS that is written in C++, go play with Monotone. Really. 
        They use a "real database". They use "nice object-oriented libraries". 
        They use "nice C++ abstractions". And quite frankly, as a result of all 
        these design decisions that sound so appealing to some CS people, the end 
        result is a horrible and unmaintainable mess.
        
        But I'm sure you'd like it more than git.
        
        			Linus

        You think that just because I masturbate to furry porn I’m a furry?

          Furry porn copypasta

          Started as joke from r/copypasta circa 2016, the pasta is usually copy pasted onto Steam profile as a way to troll user.

          You think that just because I masturbate to furry porn I'm a furry? Think again, maggot. The furry fandom is a breeding ground for the most advanced autism this planet has ever seen. Every day, thousands are consumed by a tidal wave of OwO and cancerous roleplaying, and the foundations of our society slowly weaken under the constant onslaught of weapons-grade cringe. Our founding fathers recoil in disgust as people dress up as animals and buy giant dildos on the Internet, fucking each other in sweaty drunken homosexual orgies and traumatizing children in droves. Every second we draw closer to Furry Armageddon, and you sit there saying stupid shit on the Internet. To compare someone to a furry is the most heinous insult imaginable. When your door gets broken down by a rainbow wolf/deer hybrid and you get yiffed into oblivion, then we'll see who's laughing. This is a real threat and it must be treated with extreme solemnity. 

          He just needs to improve his driving, speed, training, awareness, accuracy, handling, reactions…

            Lando Norris copypasta

            Originally started as a tweet on ENCE (pro CSGO team), the copypasta can sometimes appear outside of esports such as F1.

            Lando Norris is WDC Material. He just needs to improve his driving, speed, training, awareness, accuracy, handling, reactions, adaption to different conditions, track walks, communication, learning, public reputation, likeliness, calmness, media duties, responses, luck, talent, etc. 

            Bro, be careful. I was flying from denmark to spain, had some çoço up my booty.

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              byu/dagmagnus from discussion
              inDrugs
              Bro, be careful. I was flying from denmark to spain, had some çoço up my booty. As soon as i stepped out of the plane, the airport security approached me and told me to step aside into their room. There they told me to empty my pockets, and then to undress and to do squats naked. I had a golf ball of good stuf up my arse so I told them that shiit hell nah I aint doin squats thats gay. But it was either that or waiting 24h in the „shit grab” room so I did those squats with my brown eye holding to its dear life. But I did not pop it and then they did let me go