pp 系統太糟糕了，根本沒有什麼令人印象深刻的，這只是振動，需要 0 技能
AKA the pp system copypasta, its a copypasta that osu! players spam in the comments section criticizing the new performance points (pp) system.
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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
Navy Seal copypasta but Jimbo from Balatro
Its the Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Jimbo the talking Joker that introduces Balatro and narrates the tutorial.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo. They should add a seal called the navy seal. I think that it would be a great addition since seals are already very rare and fun to play around that adding more world be really cool. It would totally mix up gameplay in a way that would be super balanced and I think many people would love it. Also the navy “seal” should be colored navy of course since I mean that’s the color of the navy. As for the abilities (pretty funny that I rambled this long without talking about those) it should call the navy seals to your house and have them break down your door and kill your pets. I feel like this would add that fourth wall immersion to the game that it was really missing before. If you like that then maybe we should also add something like the swat seal that swats your house and you get killed. I think that would be really cool. Minecraft Movie review copypasta
Its a meme where people are spamming this into the Minecraft Movie (2025) review on Google.
Absolutely life changing.
From the moment the opening scene lit up the screen, I knew A Minecraft Movie was going to be something truly special. As a longtime fan of the game, I went in with high hopes—but what I experienced was beyond anything I could have imagined. This film isn’t just a video game adaptation; it’s a love letter to the creativity, adventure, and endless possibilities that Minecraft represents. It’s a thrilling, heartwarming, and visually stunning journey that captures the essence of the game while telling a story that resonates with both die-hard fans and newcomers alike.
A Faithful Yet Fresh Take on the Minecraft Universe
One of my biggest worries was whether the movie would stay true to the spirit of Minecraft while still offering something new. I’m thrilled to say it absolutely does! The world-building is phenomenal—every blocky tree, every creeper lurking in the shadows, every sprawling biome feels like it was pulled straight from the game, yet expanded in ways that make the universe feel alive. The attention to detail is astounding, from the iconic sound effects (that "ssss" still terrifies me) to the way characters craft tools and build structures in real-time.
The story is a perfect blend of adventure, humor, and emotion. Without spoiling anything, it follows a group of unlikely heroes—some familiar faces and some new—as they embark on an epic quest to save their world from a looming threat. The pacing is fantastic, balancing intense action sequences with quieter, heartfelt moments that give the characters real depth. And yes, there are plenty of Easter eggs and references that will have fans grinning from ear to ear.
Stellar Voice Acting and Characters You’ll Love
The casting is spot-on. Every voice actor brings their character to life with so much personality and charm. Steve (played by an incredibly talented actor) is everything we hoped for—stoic yet expressive, brave yet relatable. The supporting cast, including a hilarious parrot sidekick and a surprisingly complex villain, adds so much flavor to the story. Even the mobs—zombies, skeletons, and of course, the ever-menacing Ender Dragon—are given moments to shine in ways that feel fresh and exciting.
Visual Spectacle – Blocky Beauty Brought to Life
The animation style is a perfect marriage of Minecraft’s signature blocky aesthetic and cinematic polish. The way light filters through leaves, water flows dynamically, and explosions send blocks flying is nothing short of breathtaking. The action sequences are fluid and exhilarating, especially a climactic battle that had me on the edge of my seat. And the Nether dimension? Absolutely stunning—vibrant, dangerous, and full of surprises.
A Soundtrack That Hits All the Right Notes
The music is a beautiful mix of nostalgic Minecraft melodies and sweeping orchestral pieces that elevate every scene. Hearing those iconic C418-inspired tunes reimagined with a full cinematic score gave me chills. The sound design, from the clinking of pickaxes to the roar of General Chungus, is immersive and perfectly crafted. Even the wonderful songs sung by Steve himself brought tears to my eyes.
I am Steve
Chicken Jockey
Flint and Steel!
THE NETHER
This is a CRAFTING TABLE
They love CRUSHING LOAF
ENDER PEARL
They're the VILLAGERS
Water bucket RELEASE
Steve's LAVA CHICKEN
COMING IN HOT!
Diamond armor FULL SET
As a child I yearned for the minesYou know what this part of the city needs? More gentrification
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You know what this part of the city needs? Yet another coffee shop that sells overpriced, shitty lavender lattes, small houseplants, and local candles and jewelry that we can label as 'artisanal' and sell at a heavy markup because they were crafted by a bored housewife in Tualatin. I know there are already seven other places exactly like this within a one mile radius of me, but I just think my coffee shop will be better because me and all my white friends will sit around all day in the coffee shop talking about what other people who aren't me could do to stop gentrification because it's so bad and I actually care about marginalized communities. And to prove it, my coffee shop will offer BLM and ACAB stickers for $5 a piece.Ah, what a dark day for history—the legendary first 1000pp score on Tsukinami, an achievement so iconic that it stood as a monument to osu!’s golden age
When Vaxei’s score in Tsukinami was beaten by Gnahus, this was the copypasta that was copy pasted in the beatmap comments.
Ah, what a dark day for history—the legendary first 1000pp score on Tsukinami, an achievement so iconic that it stood as a monument to osu!'s golden age, has now been tainted. And by whom? None other than Gnahus, a permazoomer whose claim to fame is snatching records from the hands of giants rather than forging his own legacy.
Vaxei’s legendary run was a symbol, a milestone that pushed the game forward. But Gnahus? Just another overcaffeinated speed demon, riding the wave of modern hardware, enhanced input latency, and who knows what else. Where’s the struggle? The raw, blood-sweat-and-tears grind that made Vaxei’s score so special? Instead, we get a sterile, robotic replication of greatness—faster, yes, but utterly soulless.
So, “congratulations,” Gnahus. You’ve broken a record, but you’ll never break into the pantheon of legends. You may have taken the crown, but the kingdom will always belong to the ones who built it.I’m undefeated in competitive Pokémon battle, and I don’t believe I can be beaten.
I’m undefeated in competitive Pokémon battle, and I don’t believe I can be beaten.
I hope this doesn’t come across as big headed, but I’ve never been defeated in battle. I believe I’ve reached the stage where I may never be beaten.
I appreciate that a big claim requires big evidence. So to back this up (all relate to Pokémon Brilliant Diamond):
• I have defeated ALL of the gym leaders
• I have defeated ALL of the elite four, including Cynthia
• Most of my Pokémon are high level - the lowest being 65 and the highest being over 80.
• I have a LEGENDARY Pokémon. This wasn’t easy to catch. But in recognition of my in game achievements, I was bestowed a very rare Master Ball.
• All 6 of my Pokémon have been taught HYPER BEAM, one of the most powerful moves in the game
• I regularly link battle with my sister, and she has NEVER beaten me. Even when she chooses the starter that’s strongest against mine.
• I know ALL combinations of which types are super effective against others. Knowledge is power.
Anyway, the point of my post wasn’t really to humble brag. But rather, to give back to the community. If anyone needs any tips or tricks (or even thinks they can challenge me in battle) then just let me know!