Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
"Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die."
--my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am Oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that 
The copypasta is a mockery of Logan Kilpatrick’s habit of tweeting just the word ‘gemini’. For context he is the product lead for Google AI Studio.
"Hey Google, dim the lights please.", I say as I sit in my reclining chair. The blinds are closed. The doors are locked. I have my lotion at the ready on my adjustable height coffee table. I can barely contain myself as I unzip my pants with one hand, clutching my phone in the other. I proceed to write the most asinine braindead tweet and watch the likes pour in, every notification another stroke. I am Logan Kilpatrick. 
By u/ser_einhard19, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense’ copypasta but changed to Dungeon & Dragons (DnD).
I was relaxing in my stronghold one night when suddenly 30-300 orcs burst into the door! “What the Illusionist?” I shout as I grab my +1/+3 vs goblinoids longsword. Run the first one through, deal 1d8+3 damage, he’s dead on the spot. Throw a dagger at the next one, completely whiff because I don’t understand how THAC0 works and nail the neighbor’s hireling. I have to resort to the scroll of lightning bolt in a chest at the top of the stairs. FIRE! Blow a giant hole in the third one’s chest but I almost die cuz the stairs are only 10ft long and the spell rebounds. The last one charges and I have to grab my lance and use my dwarven “set spear” ability to deal with the him, but he didn’t check for traps and falls into a conveniently placed 20-foot-deep pit. He tries to wait for a random encounter for backup but it’s just fifteen completely ordinary donkeys so he bleeds out. Just as TSR intended. 
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This joke was actually so inappropriate. I CANNOT believe you'd make such a low-bar humor joke about PONIES. American Psycho is a HORROR THRILLER FILM ABOUT KILLING AND DESECRATING HOOKERS. This was NOT funny, but DISGUSTING. Are you serious?? I can't even begin to consider if this was a genuine attempt at humor, or are you just bashing my personal FAVORITE SHOW. Princess Celestia would be SO. DISSAPOINTED. 
Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai's alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later btw :/) said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,., yikes.
Also Rainbow said you were tweeting on ur Steven universe roleplay account that were gonna rewatch atla which is like a really transphobic and racist and sexist show and you know how Ash feels about even if they won't say anything about it be of their anxiety..., idk dude I just wanted to let you know.
I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced so they have ptsd from it :// I think Ash might write a callout but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop being toxic