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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Darktide: I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me

    Warhammer 40K: Darktide first copypasta

    Created by u/KneeDeepInTheMud, its the Warhammer 40K: Darktide version of the “I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me” meme.

    I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left work today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some Scab Gunner paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, Volley-gun-Trapper-Net-Flamer-Crusher-Overhead level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself. I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself and Auric Maelstrom calls me it's little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want it to fuck me up. I mean I want it to make me it's poxxer. It's little peepee-piss-myself-poxxer. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. Beloved and I should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real Freak. I'm not normal. Auric Maelstrom... Please... You have to crush me. 

    Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me!

      It started off as a Facebook comment that became a meme. The slang and context would be changed based on whichever country they are on.

      UK

      Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK.🇬🇧 💪😁 

      Australia

      Absolutely crackin' post mate 😂😂 got a long cackle out of me! Even made my Billabong chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as them anklebiters say these days! Cheers from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🪃💪😁 
      This was such an........... absolutely crackin' post mate 😂😂 got a long cackle out of me! Even made my Billabong chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as them anklebiters say these days! Cheers from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🪃💪😁 

      Canada

      Absolutely fuckin’ great post, bud! Got a good laugh outta me, eh! Even made my house hippo giggle! You could even say “Skibidi” as the kiddos would say, eh? Greetings from Canada, by the way! 

      Russia

      Nice post comrade. Got a laugh out of me. Even made my wife spit out her vodka a little. You could even call it skibidi as the little ones say these days. Cheers from ze motherland. 

      Not funny I didn’t laugh

        Not funny didn't laugh copypasta
        Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth
        Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

        This joke is NOT funny

        This joke is NOT funny.
        
        It does not make me laugh. It does not entertain me in any way. I have heard many jokes in my lifetime, and some have been amusing, some have been clever, and some have been completely unremarkable. This one falls into the latter category. It does not spark joy, nor does it elicit even the faintest smirk. I sit here, stone-faced, unmoved, unaffected. The words pass through my mind, and yet they leave no impact.
        
        There are many reasons why humor might fall flat. Perhaps the delivery is too dry, or perhaps it is too forced. Perhaps it relies on a tired, overused trope that has long lost its comedic value. Perhaps it is structured poorly, lacking the necessary timing and precision that make a joke successful. Or perhaps it simply fails to align with the listener’s personal sense of humor. Whatever the case may be, this attempt does not succeed in its purpose. It does not amuse. It does not entertain. It merely exists, taking up space in the vast landscape of human expression, yet contributing nothing meaningful.
        
        A well-crafted joke should be clever. It should have wit. It should have charm. It should surprise the listener in a way that elicits laughter or at least a moment of appreciation for its construction. This, however, does none of these things. It is neither clever nor witty. It does not charm. It does not surprise. It is simply there, occupying a place in time and space, but without any real significance.
        
        Sitting here, reflecting on this failed attempt at humor, there is no trace of amusement to be found. No hint of joy. It is devoid of substance. It is hollow. It is empty. It holds no power, no ability to provoke laughter, no ability to make anyone feel anything at all. It is merely a sequence of words strung together, lifeless and unremarkable.
        
        And so, with absolute certainty and conviction, it can be stated: this does not bring joy. It does not serve its intended purpose. It is, in the truest sense of the word, ineffective. And that, in itself, is perhaps the greatest irony of all.

        Listen here fucker. I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11

          Galactus or Galacta copypasta

          It came from a 4chan reply where the Original Poster (OP) was responding to someone asking him why he was never been this horny for Galactus before. The thread was initially about buffs and nerfs for a new season of Marvel Rivals and can be found here with an image of the meme here.

          Listen here fucker.
          I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
          There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
          Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
          Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
          Marvel Rival Galacta copypasta

          I guess I deserve nothing, not even a brief, simple explanation as to why this image is funny

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            ingluesniffer
            I guess I deserve nothing, not even a brief, simple explanation as to why this image is funny. If I don’t deserve this, do I even deserve anything else? Was it all in vain, my mediocre possessions, my average intellect, my fragile mental health, my blurry consciousness… my state of being. Is there even a reason for me to have them? I have not any monumental feats, nor did I change the world significantly. I have been practically useless my whole life. Everything makes me feel like a burden to others. I am wasting away, and I believe I deserve it. 

            I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured

              Ahlaundoh and bipolar guild copypasta from classic WoW

              Its the Ahlaundoh / Bipolar copypasta from classic WoW where players accuse the guild “bipolar” of always letting Ahlaundoh parse earning him the #1 DPS spot. Essentially the entire guild does what they can to help him reach top parses.

              I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.
              
              Tl;dr: Ahlaundoh is carried phase after phase to the #1 spot by warriors like Eljay who can apply 5 sunders to the Skeram clones before Skeram even splits.
              
              Edit: Prowz cool tho
              I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.