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Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie

    Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie, I watched it the day it came out high out of my mind in the basement of a frat house, and it felt like the screenwriter was talking directly to me. I had probably already taken five or six hits on the bong because I had planned to push my shit hard that night anyways and I felt like I was ballroom dancing with this movie, like me and it were a single unit. Every single line made perfect sense to me, and when the movie ended, I experienced such a sudden and present sense of grief that I ran outside and threw up four times on the front lawn. Saw it again sober, didn’t care for it that much. Real heavy-handed. 

    I want that shark to kiss and bully me.

      Losercity responds to Shark furry porn
      It's been a few years now, since i've started growing quite fond of furry/scaly art as well as furry/scaly in general, and one question has been bouncing around my brain that i could not get an answer for: What is my favorite type of anthro.
      
      That is, until i stumbled upon losercity. Losercity, and it's affluence of Furryposting.
      
      It's Sharks, the answer is sharks, it's ALWAYS been sharks, Ripped sharks, Thicc sharks, femboy sharks, Hunks, Milfs, HELL, even PUNK ( i'm usually not a big fan of the punk aesthetic) Sharks.
      
      Why? I do not know, maybe it's the swougitty, switgitty tails, maybe it's the slick looking scaly body, maybe it's just that sharks are really cute irl. So many potential answers so many could be wrong, so many right.....
      
      But as of this moment, one constant remains, one undeniable truth, a truth only found deep within oneself.
      
      I want that shark to kiss and bully me.
      
      This is truly my losercity, and i wouldn't go anywhere else.
      
      I belong here.

      el que mas nombres tiene es el falo el pene

        Its a long list of the way a penis is called in Spanish.

        Nuestro idioma es muy rico
        
        muy extenso nuestro vocabulario y
        
        el mismo objeto en varias ocasiones
        
        tiene nombres varios
        
        pero sin duda alguna
        
        el que mas nombres tiene
        
        es el falo
        
        el pene
        
        rabo,nabo,picha,
        
        polla,tranca,pija,
        
        verga,chola,cola,
        
        porra,pito,mango,
        
        pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
        
        tiene nombres mil,
        
        tiene nombres mil,
        
        tiene nombres mil
        
        el miembro viril
        
        los hay cortos
        
        los hay largos
        
        los hay gordos,
        
        y delgados
        
        los hay blancos
        
        y morenos
        
        los hay bonitos
        
        y los hay feos
        
        pero con esas diferencias
        
        el nombre nada que ver tiene
        
        cada uno lo llama como quiere
        
        rabo,nabo,picha,
        
        polla,tranca,pija,
        
        verga,chola,cola,
        
        porra,pito,mango,
        
        pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
        
        tiene nombres mil,
        
        tiene nombres mil,
        
        tiene nombres mil
        
        el miembro viril
        
        rabo,nabo,picha,
        
        polla,tranca,pija,
        
        verga,chola,cola,
        
        porra,pito,mango,
        
        pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
        
        tiene nombres mil,
        
        tiene nombres mil,
        
        tiene nombres mil
        
        el miembro viril

        English version

        Our language is very rich
        our vocabulary is very extensive and
        the same object on several occasions
        has several names
        but without a doubt
        the one that has the most names
        is the phallus
        the penis
        tail, turnip, dick,
        cock, barb, cock,
        verga, chola, tail,
        porra, pito, mango,
        pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names
        the virile member
        there are short ones
        there are long ones
        there are fat ones,
        and thin ones
        there are white ones
        and brown ones
        there are pretty ones
        and there are ugly ones
        but with these differences
        the name has nothing to do
        everyone calls it what they want
        tail, turnip, dick,
        cock, barb, cock,
        verga, chola, tail,
        porra, pito, mango,
        pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names
        the member virile
        tail, turnip, dick,
        cock, slack, cock,
        verga, chola, tail,
        cock, dick, handle,
        dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names
        the virile memberOur language is very rich
        our vocabulary is very extensive and
        the same object on several occasions
        has various names
        but without a doubt
        the one that has the most names
        is the phallus
        the penis
        tail, turnip, dick,
        cock, slack, cock,
        verga, chola, tail,
        cock, dick, handle,
        dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names
        the virile member
        there are short ones
        there are long ones
        there are fat ones,
        and thin ones
        there are white ones
        and brown ones
        there are pretty ones
        and ugly ones
        but with these differences
        the name has nothing to do
        everyone calls it what wants
        tail, turnip, dick,
        cock, cock,
        dick, ass,
        cock, dick, handle,
        dick, ass, dick, ass, dick, ass
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names
        the virile member
        tail, turnip, dick,
        cock, cock,
        dick, cock,
        dick, ass,
        cock, dick, handle,
        dick, ass, dick, ass
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names,
        has a thousand names
        the virile member

        I had a brief interaction with him this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a house that he must’ve been renting for vacation

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          I had a brief interaction with him this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a house that he must’ve been renting for vacation. He was screaming on the phone to someone, possible Ayuik’s agent, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these motherfuckers” and I yelled go niners even tho I’m a chargers fan. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want yelling in my face. 
          I had a brief interaction with Kelvin Benjamin this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a Golden Corral that must’ve opened recently. Kelvin was screaming on the phone to someone, possibly the Golden Corral regional manager, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these skinny motherfuckers can't cook” and I yelled all-you-can-eat even tho I’m on a diet. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want to be upset about my cooking. 

          idc if ur straight. i love straight people. i have a straight cousin. i just don’t want to see it in the books I read.

            Okay, look. I love straight people. My best friend’s neighbor’s sister is straight, so don’t come at me like I’m some heterophobe or whatever. Some of my favorite characters are straight (Captain America? Iconic. He’s so brave for being openly heterosexual in this climate).
            
            BUT, like… why y’all gotta make everything about being straight? Every damn book, movie, video game… it’s like, kiss kiss*—“Oh no, Becky, you complete me, Brad.” Like, girl, I get it, y’all wanna hold hands and make babies and do missionary every Thursday night before 9 PM. We get it, I swear! But damn, does the plot need to revolve around Chad’s desire to put a ring on Jessica’s finger while she wears a floral sundress and they sip lattes on a date? Is that really pushing the story forward? I came for the zombies, and y’all giving me a Hallmark wedding special.
            
            And don’t even get me started on the kissing. The constant kissing. Like, can we have ONE damn fight scene without two straight people almost dying but then deciding NOW, in the middle of war, is the perfect time to “prove their love” through lip-locking? The world is burning down and y’all over here playing tongue twister because straight love conquers all. Meanwhile, the villain is literally recharging his powers with heteronormative PDA energy.
            
            Look, I’m not saying straight people shouldn’t exist in fiction—I’m just asking for, you know, some subtlety? Like, could Chad be straight without needing to shout it from the mountaintops? Does Janet really need to tell her coworker for the 50th time how “the right man” will come around? Straight people always acting like their sexual orientation is a plot point. We’re just here for the dragon slaying, and suddenly the protagonist is dropping hints like “oh, by the way, I’m super into boobs.” Bro, WHO ASKED? Where’s the story justification?!
            
            Just keep it private, you know? Like, idk, let Chad be straight in his own damn living room. Why do we have to see it? Straight marriage? Okay, fine, but why bring it into every conversation? Can’t they just live happily ever after in the background? Why y’all making everything about straight love like it’s revolutionary?
            
            I mean, it’s 2024. No one’s mad that you’re straight; we just don’t wanna see it. Save it for the bedroom. Or better yet, save it for your suburban cul-de-sac BBQ where y’all can discuss mortgage rates and baby showers while pretending The Notebook is peak cinema. 😒 

            Rabies

              Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats.
              
              Let me paint you a picture.
              
              You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.
              
              Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.
              
              Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.)
              
              You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something.
              
              The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms.
              
              It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache?
              
              At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure.
              
              (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done).
              
              There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate.
              
              Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead.
              
              So what does that look like?
              
              Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles.
              
              Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala.
              
              As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later.
              
              You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts.
              
              You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache.
              
              You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family.
              
              You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you.
              
              Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours.
              
              Then you die. Always, you die.
              
              And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you.
              
              Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over.
              
              So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)