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J.D. Vance

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    I went to elementary school with JD Vance, or JD Bowman as he was known then. He wet his bed until he was 13 and we all called him JP Soakman. That's the real reason he changed his name to JD Vance. But then we just called him JP Pants and he left our school.

    From an NBA copypasta specifically about Tyronn Lue ordering two different bowls of soup but has spread into other communities due to its bizarre nature.

    No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated JD Vance. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and JD Vance ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup

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      💥🔫DADDY TRUMP WAS JUST SHOT🔫🔫😱 UH OH🙈 The gunmen shot his LOAD💦😏💪💪 to give Daddy🤠 Trump a good 👏 bye 💥😜 but missed the 💸 MONEY SHOT 💦🙊 Send this to 10 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 sharpshooter 🤪 and I'd you get 0️⃣ back 😕 you DIED ⚰️💀. Get ready 😬 to arrange your funeral 👎 if you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might get 🚁 lightflighted right out 😉 of this🩸BLOODY situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕️ back 🦆 DADDY TRUMP 🫡😘 will meet you at the HOSPITAL 🏨 to play doctor 👨‍⚕️👄🍆 
      WHOA 🙀🙀🤯‼️⁉️ TRUMP JUST TOOK A CUMSHOT 💧🔫 TO THE (r)EAR 👂🍑 AT A RALLY IN BUTT-LER PENISVANIA 🍑🍆🍌 SHOOTER❓I HARDLY KNOW HER! 🤣😹🤭 SECRET SERVICE AGENTS TACKLED TRUMP’S GYATT TO THE GROUND 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏼‍♂️🫨📳 AND BOUNCED OFF THE RECOIL ☄️ THOTS 💭🧠 AND PRAYERS🙏🤲🛐, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LIBTARDS 🇺🇸🦅🔥💯 
      ‼️ 💃🏼DIVA DOWN⬇️💃🏼‼️ CUM-VICTED 💦 FELON 🚨DONALD TRUMP 🍊HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑 INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA 🍆 MULTIPLE LOADS 💦 WERE SHOT 🔫😏 AT HIS HEAD 😫 BUT THEY DID 🙅🏼‍♀️❌ NOT ❌🙅🏼‍♀️ SLAY 💅🏻💀 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️IF YOU GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU DODGED 🏃‍♂️ THE BULLET 🚅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE NEXT 🫵🏻😧 
      UH OH ‼️😤 looks like former President DUMP 😤💦🍑 just got BLASTED 🍆💦 in an ASS ASS-ination 🍑🍑🖐️ attempt 😉😱 Seeing his PHAT ASS 🐳 PUMPED FULL 💦🍆 🫦 of HOT 🥵🔥 lead UNDERNEATH all of those SWEATY MEN 🌭💦👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ made me think he’s the right man for my CUNTry 🇺🇸🗽💦 He sure can take a POUNDING ‼️👊🍑🍆💦💦 
      WHAT🙀🤯🤯🙀?! DADDY TRUMP JUST TOOK A HUGE 💧🍆💦💧LOAD💧🍆💧 TO THE EAR!!! CUM-VICTED 💦 FELON 🚨DONALD TRUMP 🍊🍑HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑 INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA! THE sCUMMY💦🍆💦 SHOOTER TOOK 8 BACKSHOTS @ the Prez BUT WAS LIMP🤭💭🍌 IN HIS GUN🍌! TRUMPS GYATT🍑🍑 GOT SLAMMED TO THE GROUND, CLAPPING👏👏 A 9.8💯 ON THE RICHTER! 👮🏼‍♂️SEXY 👮🏼‍♂️SERVICE👮🏼‍♂️ SASHAYED💅🏻💅🏻 HIM AWAY SO DONNIE COULD GET A HUMMER🥵💦 IN HIS HUMMER! THOTS🙏🤲🛐 AND PRAYERS🙏🤲🛐! LIBTARDS🥺🤭 BETTER COUNT THEIR COOCHIES🐈🙀 BEFORE MAGA🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅PEGS THEM INTO THE PAST! 🇺🇸🦅💯🔥 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️IF YOU GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK GRAB ✊🏻HER BY THE PUSSY 🙀 IF YOU GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU DODGED 🏃‍♂️ THE BULLET 🚅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE NEXT 🚔👮‍♂️🚔🇺🇸 
      Uh oh!! 😱 Daddy Trump ♥️ 🧢 just got BUSTED on!! 🩸👂 Sending THOTS 🍑🍑🍑 and PRAYERS🙏to TRUMP😭 as he makes his recovery🏥. Daddy's gonna need a LOAD 🍆 of BED 🛏️ rest 😴 😚 💋 and that bed will be rocking 🍑 💢like a ship 🚢 when we get there😏🌹. Make🇱🇷🇱🇷 America🇲🇾🇲🇾 Cum 🌊 💦 💦 Again!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 forward this ➡️⏩ to 5 FRIENDS 👭👬🧍‍♀️ to ensure 🙏 OUR PRESIDENT'S 🇺🇸🦅💵 RETURN 😴 TO STRENGTH 💪💯‼️

      Trump convicted on all 34 charges

        Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ Manhattan 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump's 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎 If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you'll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥 
        Hey you DEMOCRATIC 🗳️ SLUTS 🚨 ‼️ The SEXY jury just announced the 🍆 verDICKt 🍆 in the Trump trial❗️ ⚖️ JAILHOUSE DONNY is GUILTY ✅ of Thirty-fWHORE 🤯 criminal counts. 🦅 He’s officially a covfeFELON. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 The jury SLURPED UP 👅 Stormy Daniels’ testiMOANy 🍆 and now Trump could lose his freeDOM 🎆 and have to CUMpaign🗽from prison. 🍑 If you SLUTS for JUSTICE 🔥🔥🔥 are proud of your 💦CUMtry 🇺🇸 send this to 3️⃣4️⃣ of the sexiest SWINGER voters, 🗳️and maybe we can avoid another insurERECTION. 🦅🍾 🇺🇸

        THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

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          HEY LISTEN YOU “FUCKING IDIOTS” THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀. “DONALD TRUMP”, WAS THE BEST PERSON FOR THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT “WORTHLESS FUCKING COMMIE DEMO-RAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE JOE BIDEN”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🐀🐀🐀💩💩💩, DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOPPED BUILDING THE “WALL”, 🧱🧱🧱🧱. THEN ALL THE “CONTAMINATED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” 🤮🤮🤮🤮 IN THE COUNTRY. “JAGOFF JOE” ARE BUSING THEM OFF EVERYWHERE, 🚍🚍🚍🚍. HE STOPPED THE “PIPELINE” PUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, 💸💸💸💸. “JAGOFF JOE’S” ANSWER, DON’T WORRY THEY WILL FIND OTHER JOBS, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE “FUNDED THE CHINESE VIRUS RESEARCH”, ⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️, WITH “TAXPAYERS MONEY” 💰💰💰💰. NOW YOU GOT A “BIOLOGICAL WEAPON”, ☣️☣️☣️☣️. RELEASED ON THE “WORLD’S POPULATION,” 🌎🌎🌎🌎. WHICH IS CONTINUING TO “MUTATE”, 🦠🦠🦠🦠. NOW WHAT WERE ON THE #5 MUTATION, ??????? WHY DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU CALL THE DOCTORS OFFICE WHEN YOUR SICK, THEY MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE ABOUT YOU HAVING A “CHINESE CRUD TEST”, ??????? THE “C.D.C.” AKA “CERTIFIABLY DIABOLICAL COMMIES”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 ARE TRACKING IT FOR THE “GOVERNMENT”, !!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU GOT SICK BEFORE THERE WAS NO “FLU” TEST, NO “BRONCHITIS TEST” ETC. YOU WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE GOT CHECKED AND WERE PRESCRIBED AN ANTIBIOTIC, 💊💊💊💊, END OF FUCKING STORY, !!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOT GROUPS OF YOU “DEMO-RAT FUNDED IDIOTS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. STARTING YOUR CRAP, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IS THESE “COMMIE DEMO-RAT CRIMINALS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. ARE “VERY WORRIED” ABOUT THEIR “CRIMINAL EXISTENCE”, 😳😳😳😳, WHEN “DONALD TRUMP” GETS BACK IN OFFICE, 👌👌👌👌. I DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO UNDERSTAND THE “FINANCIAL STABILITY”, 💰💰💰💰, UNDER “DONALD TRUMP”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸, AND THE “FINANCIAL INSTABILITY”, 💸💸💸💸, UNDER “COMMIE JOE”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. WHY DON’T YOU “FUCKING BRAINWASHED IDIOTS”, 🧠🧠🧠🧠, WISE UP, !!!!!!!!!! “DONALD TRUMP” IN “2024”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.

          Trump’s ‘Nuclear’ speech

            Trump speech on Iran nuclear deal
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            “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

            Daddy 🤠 Trump 🥵 getting RAILED 🚅

              😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump 🥵 a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ DEEP state Georgia 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump's 💦 ERECTION interference 🤯🫢 is getting 🔥 🔥🔥 HOTTER 🥵 and now the President’s ASS 🍑 is on the line☝️🧐 in FulCUM County JAIL 🔐😤😫
Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME 👎😱 If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you can Hang 🤙Mike Pence 👴 by his wrinkly balls 🏐🏐 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will Make America GAPE Again 🍆 God Bless 🙏🇺🇸 Our Sexy Troops 😩🥰😩