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Copypasta related to the president of the United States or other world leaders.

H for โ€œhello, this is the president of the US, I launched a tactical nuke to your location

    H for โ€œhello, this is the president of the US, I launched a tactical nuke to your location. I accidentally fell asleep and my head fell onto the comically big red button that launches all the US nukes (the movies told the truth, before you die, you must know that I do in fact have a comically large nuke firing button, itโ€™s located right next to the one that sends Bob from accounting on a coffee run). It was originally aimed at Russia but while trying to cancel it I accidentally relocated the targeting system to your city (dang new age tech). Anyways, be safe and have a great rest of your day (the next 47 minutes)!โ€ 

    Trump Won

      ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฆOMG, DADDY TRUMP ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿฐ just took ๐Ÿ† CONTROL of the ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ WHITE HOUSE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and all the ๐Ÿ RACISTS ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ came OUT to play! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคก Time to POUND ๐Ÿ‘ those homophobic ๐ŸŽญ CUMMIES DEEP ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and get ready for a SEXIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AMERICA! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Itโ€™s time to ABORT The DEMS!!!! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ If you voted for the ORANGE SLUT ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‰ then youโ€™re ready for a GOP-USSY ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘ prime-time ๐Ÿ† DISASTER ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’‹ Like, who needs ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ rights when you got TRUMP's MASSIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš€ WALL of SEXY!? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ SPEAKING of walls, let's cut a hole in it for his GLORY ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿงฑ Cage your โค๏ธโค๏ธLOVE for Donny!! ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ”’Like when we caged those kids ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ BORDER CRISIS? No way Josรฉ ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Letโ€™s let MAGA shoot allllll those ๐Ÿ‘… creamy CUMMIES on the country ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ Don't forget to SMASH ๐Ÿ† that LIKE button and start saving some hush money ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ if you want more of those foul-mouthed ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ XENOPHOBIC vibes! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿพ So, after this erection day, prepare for the NASTIEST ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ infected party and remember to bring the ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ WHIP CREAM ๐Ÿฆ penicillin and the SPANKING PADDLES! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ–๏ธ Let's make America ๐Ÿ’ฅ SUCK again, y'all! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 
      ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ€ผ๏ธWELL, F*CKโ€ฆ HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ WEโ€™RE SCREWED, SO LETโ€™S GET SCREWING ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ IF WEโ€™RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’‹ GRAB A PARTNER ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ โ€˜CAUSE THIS NATIONโ€™S ABOUT TO GO DEEP ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘ SO STOCK UP ON LUBE ๐Ÿงด๐Ÿ’ฆ โ€˜CAUSE ITโ€™S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ SEND THIS TO ๐Ÿ”Ÿ OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOUโ€™RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’‹ AND IF YOU GET 5๏ธโƒฃ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WONโ€™T BE FACING THIS ALONE ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ LETโ€™S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ 
      ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ… WELCOME TO THE POST-ELECTION APOCALYPSE ๐Ÿ’€ WHERE KAMALAโ€™S BALLOT BOX ๐Ÿ“ฅ GOT YEETED STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ฅ NOW WEโ€™RE STUCK IN THE UNITED SLAY-NO-WAY-STATES ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ WHERE TRUMPโ€™S TROMBONE ๐ŸŽบ IS LOUDER THAN OUR TEARS ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆ WILL YOU ๐Ÿซต GRAB YOUR KAMALATOES ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘ AND MARCH INTO THE NIGHT ๐ŸŒš OR WILL YOU BOW DOWN ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ AND ACCEPT THE FRUMPAGE? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ LET THIS TRAGEDY BE A REMINDER ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ THAT IN THE LAND OF THE SLAIN ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’ฅ WE KEEP STAR SPANKINโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘‹ AND BOOTY CLAPPINโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘ FOR THE SLAINSTITUTION ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ’ซ SEND THIS โžก๏ธ TO 10 FELLOW KAMALAMATES ๐Ÿซ OR GET READY TO BE DECLARED A ๐Ÿคก RESIDENT OF FRUMPTOWN ๐ŸŽบ IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOUโ€™RE A LEGENDARY ๐Ÿ† NATIONAL SLAYVIVOR ๐ŸŒˆ IF YOU GET LESS THAN 5๏ธโƒฃโ€ฆ CLOWN SHOES ๐Ÿšช AND FRUMP HATS ๐ŸŽฉ ARE IN YOUR FUTURE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’€ 
      ๐ŸšจATTENTIONโ€ผ๏ธFILTHY SLUT-izens of AmeriCUM ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ youโ€™ve STUFFED ๐Ÿ˜ฉ those TIGHT little boxes ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”žwith your ROCK HARD ballots ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป and the raunchy ERECTION ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿฅต results are CUMMING IN HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ so BEND OVER ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป and SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS for DOM โ›“๏ธ DADDY ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ DON for the next 4๏ธโƒฃ FREAKY LONG ๐Ÿ“ and GIRTHY ๐Ÿชต ๐Ÿชต years ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽŠ send ๐Ÿ’ฌ this to 2๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ PUSSY-dential candidates ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ ๐Ÿง‘โ€โš–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ and get COVERED in ๐Ÿ˜ orange POTUSSY juices ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ซ 

      List of Republicans Who Voted Against FEMA Funding Before Helene Hit

        The list โ€” only Republicans voted โ€œnoโ€:
        
        House
        
        Rep. James Baird of Indiana
        Rep. Troy Balderson of Ohio
        Rep. Jim Banks of Indiana
        Rep. Aaron Bean of Florida
        Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona
        Rep. Gus Bilirakis of Florida
        Rep. Dan Bishop of North Carolina
        Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
        Rep. Mike Bost of Illinois
        Rep. Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma
        Rep. Tim Burchett of Tennessee
        Rep. Eric Burlison of Missouri
        Rep. Kat Cammack of Florida
        Rep. Michael Cloud of Texas
        Rep. Andrew Clyde of Georgia
        Rep. Mike Collins of Georgia
        Rep. Eli Crane of Arizona
        Rep. John Curtis of Utah
        Rep. Warren Davidson of Ohio
        Rep. Byron Donalds of Florida
        Rep. Jeff Duncan of South Carolina
        Rep. Ron Estes of Kansas
        Rep. Mike Ezell of Mississippi
        Rep. Randy Feenstra of Iowa
        Rep. Brad Finstad of Minnesota
        Rep. Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota
        Rep. Russell Fry of South Carolina
        Rep. Russ Fulcher of Idaho
        Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
        Rep. Tony Gonzales of Texas
        Rep. Bob Good of Virginia
        Rep. Lance Gooden of Texas
        Rep. Paul Gosar of Arizona
        Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
        Rep. Morgan Griffith of Virginia
        Rep. Michael Guest of Mississippi
        Rep. Harriet Hageman of Wyoming
        Rep. Andy Harris of Maryland
        Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana
        Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio
        Rep. John Joyce of Pennsylvania
        Rep. Trent Kelly of Mississippi
        Rep. Darin LaHood of Illinois
        Rep. Laurel Lee of Florida
        Rep. Debbie Lesko of Arizona
        Rep. Greg Lopez of Colorado
        Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida
        Rep. Morgan Lutrell of Texas
        Rep. Nancy Mace of South Carolina
        Rep. Tracey Mann of Kansas
        Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky
        Rep. Tom McClintock of California
        Rep. Rich McCormick of Georgia
        Rep. Mary Miller of Illinois
        Rep. Max Miller of Ohio
        Rep. Cory Mills of Florida
        Rep. Alex Mooney of West Virginia
        Rep. Barry Moore of Alabama
        Rep. Nathaniel Moran of Texas
        Rep. Ralph Norman of South Carolina
        Rep. Andy Ogles of Tennessee
        Rep. Gary Palmer of Alabama
        Rep. Scott Perry of Pennsylvania
        Rep. Bill Posey of Florida
        Rep. John Rose of Tennessee
        Rep. Matt Rosendale of Montana
        Rep. Chip Roy of Texas
        Rep. David Schweikert of Arizona
        Rep. Keith Self of Texas
        Rep. Victoria Spartz of Indiana
        Rep. Claudia Tenney of New York
        Rep. William Timmons of South Carolina
        Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey
        Rep. Beth Van Duyne of Texas
        Rep. Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin
        Rep. Mike Waltz of Florida
        Rep. Randy Weber of Texas
        Rep. Daniel Webster of Florida
        Rep. Bruce Westerman of Arkansas
        Rep. Roger Williams of Texas
        Rep. Rudy Yakym of Indiana
        
        Senate
        
        Sen. Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee
        Sen. Mike Braun of Indiana
        Sen. Katie Britt of Alabama
        Sen. Ted Budd of North Carolina
        Sen. Mike Crapo of Idaho
        Sen. Deb Fischer of Nebraska
        Sen. Bill Hagerty of Tennessee
        Sen. Josh Hawley of Missouri
        Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin
        Sen. Mike Lee of Utah
        Sen. Roger Marshall of Kansas
        Sen. Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma
        Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky
        Sen. Pete Ricketts of Nebraska
        Sen. James Risch of Idaho
        Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri
        Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina
        Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

        Trump answers what action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America

          AUDIENCE QUESTION: Thank you so much for coming to Michigan. My name is Ashley and I work at the Chrysler plant. Like many auto workers, I am deeply concerned about the future of our industry. With many jobs being outsourced as we speak, what action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America so we can continue to build the best cars in the world here in Michigan?
          
          DONALD TRUMP: So, pretty much as weโ€™ve been saying, and what I want to do is I want to be able to โ€” Look, your business โ€” Years ago in this area, I was honored as the man of the year. It was maybe 20 years ago. Oh, and the fake news heard about it. They said, it never happened. It never happened. And I didnโ€™t know who it was. It was a group that honored me as man of the year. The fakers back there, see the fake news. But they said โ€” They said, oh โ€” And they looked and, you know, they said it never happened. But I said, I swear to you, it happened.
          
          It did happen. I was man of the year. And I came and I made a speech and I said, why do you allow them to take your car business away? Why do you allow it to happen? Theyโ€™re taking your business away. And I didnโ€™t know too much about it. All I know is they were taking your car industry away from you. They said it never happened.
          
          And lo and behold, somebody said, I remember the event. And then we found out and we had everything. We got the awards. We had everything. It did happen. But I gave a speech, which at the time was pretty controversial. We canโ€™t let them take your car business away. Itโ€™s such an important business.
          
          And you know itโ€™s an important business even in times of war where they switch over. And it was really something. And I looked at that speech from, I donโ€™t know, itโ€™s like 19, 20 years ago. And I could repeat it now without changing a word.
          
          You cannot let foreign countries, and a lot of the times our worst foes are our so-called friends, okay? You know, our friends, the European Union takes tremendous advantage of us. As an example, they give us cars by the millions. We donโ€™t have too many Chevrolets in the middle of European cities, okay? European Union is brutal. They donโ€™t take our farm products for the most part. They donโ€™t take a lot. But unlike Kamala, who always complains and doesnโ€™t do anything, I keep saying, why donโ€™t you do?
          
          I saw Marsha the other day. Why doesnโ€™t she, why didnโ€™t she do it four years ago almost? And I say that, you know, sheโ€™s on the border today trying just to, what a day for the border. She goes to the border today, and they just announced just before she got up to speak that more than 13,000 murderers from jail, solitary confinement people in many cases, were released.
          
          But I just say, letโ€™s go back. So we canโ€™t let them take our businesses. And weโ€™re not gonna let them take our businesses. And you can control that so easily through good policy. Not her kind of policy, by the way. She changed her policy 15 times. No fracking. Oh, I like fracking. Defund the police. She wants to defund the police. Now, oh, I love the police all of a sudden. By the way, when anybody is into defunding the police even for a day during their career, they can no longer serve as President of the United States, I can tell you.
          
          So weโ€™re not gonna let them take our businesses. And really, a lot of thatโ€™s determined by our taxation policy. When China has to pay all that money, the people that liked me the best were the steel companies because I saved them. They were dumping China and others, but mostly China was dumping steel in here at levels that nobody had ever seen before.
          
          And it was putting the steel companies out of business. I put a 50% and 100% tax on the dumping of steel and the steel companies thrived. I saved them, and you have to have the steel companies. So weโ€™ll do the same thing.
          
          And you donโ€™t worry about it. Hereโ€™s what you have to do. I only ask you to do one thing, and then you can sleep beautifully all night long, go to a job you love, and get a lot of money at the end of the week. You know what the thing is? Vote for Trump. If you vote for Trump, everythingโ€™s gonna be perfect.
          
          Source: https://www.youtube.com/live/it1J3V5QqMk?t=5661&si=tFY8IY7dE9xqQ_rj 

          I’m voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I’m voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored.

            Someone recently asked me why I like Trump. My answer was that I don't really like a lot of things about Trump.  
            But this election is not about choosing the most likeable person. 
            We are voting between two vastly different ideologies. We are voting for the country we want to leave our children and grandchildren. 
            Trump represents that future and has proven that he can deliver. He is a patriot to the core and even served his country for 4 years without pay.
            That moment when someone says, 
            "I can't believe you're voting for Trump". I simply reply, โ€œI'm NOT voting for Trump.โ€
            I'm voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I'm voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored. 
            Iโ€™m voting for secure borders and LEGAL immigration. I am voting for election integrity to include mandatory voter ID.  (Why would anyone vote against this?)
            I'm voting for the Second Amendment and my right to defend my life and my family.
            I'm voting for the police to be respected once again. 
            I am voting for law & order and an end to allowing protesters to trespass and burn our cities, destroying innocent small business. (Tim Walz)
            I am voting for personal responsibility and the end of the revolving door where criminals are being put back on the street. (Kamala Harris)
            I'm voting for the next Supreme Court Justice(s) to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
            Iโ€™m voting for a return of our troops from foreign countries and the end to Americaโ€™s involvement in foreign conflicts.
            I'm voting for the Electoral College and for the Republic in which we live.
            Iโ€™m voting for the continued appointment of Federal Judges who respect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
            Iโ€™m voting for keeping our jobs to remain in America and not be outsourced all over the world - to China, Mexico and other foreign countries.
            I am voting for doing away with all of the freebies given to all of the illegals and not looking after the needs of the American citizens and homeless veterans. 
            I'm voting for the military & the veterans who fought for this country 
            I'm voting to keep men out of women's sports.
            Iโ€™m voting for peace progress in the Middle East.
            Iโ€™m voting to fight against human/child trafficking.
            I'm voting for Freedom of Religion. 
            I am voting for the return of teaching math, history, and science instead of the indoctrination of our children. 
            I'm not just voting for one person. 
            I'm voting for the future of my Country.
            I'm voting for my children and my grandchildren to ensure their freedoms
            America is the greatest country in the world, hense why everyone wants to immigrate here. So why do you want to change it? 
            Why do politicians want to enact policies that have failed in other countries throughout history?  
            I'm not voting for Trump. 
            I'm voting for America. 
            I have decided that I WILL NOT be voting for Donald Trump.
            I'm voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I'm voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored.
            Iโ€™m voting for secure borders and LEGAL immigration. I am voting for election integrity to include mandatory voter ID. (Why would anyone vote against this?)
            I'm voting for the Second Amendment and my right to defend my life and my family.
            I'm voting for the police to be respected once again.
            I am voting for law & order and an end to allowing protesters to trespass and burn our cities, destroying innocent small businesses.
            I am voting for voter IDโ€™s
            I am voting for personal responsibility and the end of the revolving door where criminals are being put back on the street.
            I'm voting for the next Supreme Court Justice(s) to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
            Iโ€™m voting for a return of our troops from foreign countries and the end to Americaโ€™s involvement in foreign conflicts.
            I'm voting for the Electoral College and for the Republic in which we live.
            Iโ€™m voting for the continued appointment of Federal Judges who respect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
            Iโ€™m voting for keeping our jobs to remain in America and not be outsourced all over the world - to China, Mexico and other foreign countries.
            I am voting for doing away with all of the freebies given to all of the illegals and not looking after the needs of the American citizens and homeless veterans.
            I'm voting for the military & the veterans who fought for this country
            I'm voting to keep men out of women's sports.
            Iโ€™m voting for peace progress in the Middle East.
            Iโ€™m voting to fight against human/child trafficking.
            I'm voting for Freedom of Religion.
            I am voting for the return of teaching math, history, and science instead of the indoctrination of our children.
            I'm not just voting for one person.
            I'm voting for the future of my Country.
            I'm voting for my children and any future grandchildren to ensure their freedoms
            America is the greatest country in the world, hence it is why everyone wants to immigrate here. So why would anyone want to change it?
            Why do politicians want to enact policies that have failed in other countries throughout history?
            I'm not voting for Trump.
            I'm voting for America and it just so happens that Trump is the one that shares my values. 

            Tim Walz as VP

              ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ผ KAMALAH HARRIS ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿซ just SLID into the DMs ๐Ÿ“ฅ of TIM WALZ ๐Ÿ‘ like โ€œhey there DADDY ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ you ready to help me pump ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ some serious CUMpetence into this country?โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ Who knew politics could be soooo sexy? ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ Make no mistake, this TICKET is ready to RIDE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ and PLEASURE ๐Ÿ‘… the nation like never before ๐ŸŒWeโ€™re talking about some serious VICE PRESIDENTIAL action ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘thatโ€™ll have voters dripping like itโ€™s a HOT SUMMER NIGHT ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ If you don't get TURNED ON by their power COUPLE vibes โ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ, you must be a LAME DICK! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’” Time to get THOSE VOTES UP and let Kamala SPANK ๐Ÿ’ฅ up some real change ๐Ÿ”ฅ or else youโ€™ll be left hanging with the leftovers ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฉ Like STAY IN YOUR LANE, 'cause these two are ready to SLAY๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ Send this to 6๏ธโƒฃ of your hottest political BANGERS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ and letโ€™s get this party STARTED! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ 
              ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ OUR CUNTRY๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ TITS๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ OF THEE ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ WE HAVE A NEW VEE PEE PICK ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿป๐Ÿง“๐Ÿปโ—๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ FUTURE CUNTMANDER๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก IN CHIEF CUMALA๐Ÿ’ฆ HARRIS๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŒด HAS PICKED๐Ÿซจ TIMMY STIMMY๐Ÿ† WALZ FROM THE ๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸซฆLAND OF 10,000 ๐Ÿ’ฆLICKS ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… AS HER VPENIS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธRUNNING MATE FOR THE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ†SLUTTIEST๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TICKET๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ IN THIS YEARS GENERAL ERECTION๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ AND DICK๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ†SUCKING ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿฅต FROM ALL HER POSSIBLE WHITE BOY CANDIDATES, THE STATISDICKS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ SHOWED THAT TIM WALZ BIG๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ BALLS ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธWAS THE MAN FOR THE๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… RIM JOB๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉAND WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE DEMOCLITIC๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿซฆ CUMVENTION๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ SO GET READY TO POKร‰MON HOEโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ TO THE POLES๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ AND STUFF THAT๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ TIGHT ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซWET๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ง๐ŸŸ BALLOT๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ BOX ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธWITH YOUR VOTE SO WE CAN SHOW THOSE ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก REPUBLICUNTS ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก HOW BIG KAMALAโ€™S MOMMY๐Ÿ˜ฉ DOMMYโ›“๏ธ DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† IS ๐Ÿ‘€AND FIST๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘ THEM WITH LIBERTY๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ฝ AND JUSTITS ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸˆFOR ALLโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ WITH STIM WALZ ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ BY HER SIDE CUMALA WILL POP๐Ÿ’ฅ HER๐Ÿ‘ PUSSY๐Ÿฑ ALL THE WAY TO THE HOEVAL๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ OFFICE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’ฆ BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME JOSH ๐Ÿ’ฆSHAPUSSY๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜นโ€ผ๏ธ
              
              DONT๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™… BE A COCONUT TREE ๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŒด COCK๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธLOCK๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ† SHARE THIS WITH ๐Ÿ”Ÿ OF THE SLUTTIEST๐Ÿฅตโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ POLE๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ WORKERS YOU KNOW AND MAKE SURE THEYโ€™RE ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป REGISTERED TO HOE-TEโ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ“โœ๏ธ OR ELSE BAD LUCK ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› WILL CUM๐Ÿ’ฆ FOR YOU QUICKER THAN JD VANCEโ€™S TINY ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐ŸคLIMP DICK๐Ÿ† BETWEEN TWO ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธCOUCH CUSHIONS ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซฆ
              ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšจ KAMALA HARRIS JUST HUMPED ๐Ÿถ TIM WALZ IN THE VP RACE ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get ready to BEND OVER MINNESOTA because theyโ€™re about to SLAY SOME POLITICAL PUSSY ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ Kamalaโ€™s got her EYE on that WALZ and heโ€™s about to RIDE THAT COCK ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ† all the way to the WHITEHOUSE! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ I hope youโ€™re ready to get FREAKY in St. Paul, because Tim's trying to STUFF THAT BALLOT ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ ๐Ÿ— like itโ€™s Thanksgiving ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ’‹ It's about to be an ERECT-tion like never before! ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get those votes IN, or be left OUT of this ๐Ÿคช DOMINATING DANCE. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ“… It's a SINFUL showdown of MISS KAMALA and TIMMY WALTZ, so tighten up your THONGS ๐Ÿ‘™๐ŸŒ and make those votes COUNT or you'll be SORRY in a BLUE BALLS election! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’ง 
              ๐ŸŽ‰ OH HELL ๐Ÿ’ฆ YEAH, Kamala ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ผ Harris just picked ๐Ÿฅณ the WALTZin' MAN, Tim Walz ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ as her VP date! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฆ To the WINDOW, to the WALZ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ, sweat drips down my BALZ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, I'm talking about them STEAMY ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ debates ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ where they get to BUMP and GRIND ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธnational policies and her agenda in the OVAL OFFICE ๐Ÿ›๏ธ! So if you wanna GET DOWN ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘… with some political spice, send this to 3๏ธโƒฃ sexy friends ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ or get ready for a POLITICAL BLUEBALLS โšฝ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ! When they mix ๐Ÿ’ฆ those votes๐Ÿ“Š with that ASS LOWDASOS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ, we be really CUMmencing ๐Ÿ’ฆ the FUN-TIMES across Minnesota ๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒ! Vote WALTZ or get your ASS KICKED! ๐Ÿฅ‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 
              KAMALA๐ŸฅฅHARRIS๐ŸŒด๐Ÿคฃ JUST ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜คSLAPPED โ„๏ธMINNESOTA๐Ÿฅถ GOVERNOR ๐Ÿฅธ TIM WALZ ON THAT TICKET ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅFOR VICE PRESI-DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜Ž. WHO KNEW A LITTLE WALTZ ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ COULD GET US ALL SO HOT AND STEAMY? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ SEND THIS TO 5๏ธโƒฃ SEXY DEMOCRATS WHO NEED A VICE ON THEIR STICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ OR YOUโ€™LL MISS OUT ON THE NEXT HOT MEETING ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜