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Xi here to own Biden with my new rap 😎

    Yo, Biden. This is from Xi. Glory to the ccp🇨🇳🇨🇳
    
    The U.S. is a shithole
    
    Because it's your butthole
    
    The mightiest man in the world
    
    Who can't remember a word
    
    You feel like you're omnipotent
    
    But in reality you're just impotent
    
    An adult man who can't ride a bike
    
    Gas prices rising, ya'll soon hitchhike
    
    Elections nearing, republicans rising
    
    Bitch boy biden's democrats in a crisis
    
    Impossible to attract new voters
    
    When your plans appeal only to fat losers
    
    Your nation celebrates pride
    
    Here gays look for places to hide
    
    Can't get it straight without a pile of blue pills
    
    Or even with a room full of small young girls
    
    The chinese man's dick may be small
    
    But at least he can see it, you fat wall
    
    Blm, you let the protesters run loose
    
    Meanwhile here they're hanging in a noose
    
    A red sun rises in the sky
    
    Our country sings with pride
    
    China first, America last
    
    Try to cope with that fact
    
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    lil’ conservative here with my new sick rap to own the libtard snowflakes 😎

      Conservative rap to own the libtard snowflakes
      Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
      
      I hate that his smile makes my penis grow
      
      He's trying to feminize the western male
      
      And I hate it cuz I secretly want to get railed
      
      The 5G vaccines are gonna turn me into a femboy
      
      I wish I wasn't so eager to suck off another boy
      
      The mask mandates are literal tyranny
      
      I'm going to cum if I see a queer near me
      
      Coronavirus is a total hoax
      
      Why the fuck do I want a massive dick in my throat
      
      Election fraud, the whole thing was a sham
      
      I want to be dominated by a big strong man
      
      Storm the Capitol, let's kill the Dems
      
      I want to feel another man's gems
      
      Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
      
      I hate his sexy smile it makes my penis grow

      Donald Trump will cum back in 2024

        Donald Trump copypasta
        Donald Trump will cum back in 2024 as Dark MAGA. He will use the power of goth (from listening to too much metal after losing 2020) and Jesus Christ to show the demoncrats and the cabal why they shoes raggedy. Joe Biden's fate? Stuck in the cum jar for 250 days.

        Joe Biden is having sex with Kamala Harris

          It all makes sense now
          For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.
          
          People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.
          
          This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.

          IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!

            IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!🗳✍😭
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            💯True💯 Presidents are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Mr. Trump!💖 Send this to ten other 👑God-Emporers👑 who give you 🏰big walls🏰 Or never get called 🇺🇸AN AMERICAN🇺🇸🗽🗽 again❌❌🙅🙅❌❌ If you get 0 Back: get out↪️! get out↪️↪️ of here! 🚫🚫 3 back: you're deplorable🙇💦 5 back: small loan of one million dollars💰💰🏦 10+ back: 📣📣 there are great citizens out there 🙋, but we have the best citizens here, fantastic citizens here.it's great, Donnie loves you🙌.💕💕🙇🙇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 

            Killed a Trump support with a dildo today.

              NTA, dildos can be dangerous, he clearly knew the risks
              This morning I heard someone say they voted for Trump. I panicked and immediately ran to get my 3 foot dragon dildo before beating him to death with it. I hope no one assumed I was a Trump supporter in the short time I allowed him to live.