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Copypasta related to the president of the United States or other world leaders.


Hello everyone. This is Donald Trump.

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    Hopefully your favourite President of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make. I’m doing my first Official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now. They’re called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards features some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It’s been very exciting. You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here’s one of the best parts, each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have. Or golf with you and a group or your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful. I’m also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, Autographing memorabilia and so much more. We’re doing a lot. My Official Trump Digital Trading Cards are $99 which doesn’t sound very much for what you’re getting. Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community. It’s my community and I think it’s something you’re going to like and you’re going to like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts, so you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com and buy your Trump Digital Trading Cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone. This is my first Official Trump Trading Card NFT collection and you get a chance to meet me. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com right now and remember Christmas is coming and this makes a great Christmas gift.

    Orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

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      I would like to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi, Bill Clinton.
      You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

      Xi here to own Biden with my new rap 😎

        Yo, Biden. This is from Xi. Glory to the ccp🇨🇳🇨🇳

The U.S. is a shithole

Because it's your butthole

The mightiest man in the world

Who can't remember a word

You feel like you're omnipotent

But in reality you're just impotent

An adult man who can't ride a bike

Gas prices rising, ya'll soon hitchhike

Elections nearing, republicans rising

Bitch boy biden's democrats in a crisis

Impossible to attract new voters

When your plans appeal only to fat losers

Your nation celebrates pride

Here gays look for places to hide

Can't get it straight without a pile of blue pills

Or even with a room full of small young girls

The chinese man's dick may be small

But at least he can see it, you fat wall

Blm, you let the protesters run loose

Meanwhile here they're hanging in a noose

A red sun rises in the sky

Our country sings with pride

China first, America last

Try to cope with that fact

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        lil’ conservative here with my new sick rap to own the libtard snowflakes 😎

          Conservative rap to own the libtard snowflakes
          Yo yo yo, I hate Joe

I hate that his smile makes my penis grow

He's trying to feminize the western male

And I hate it cuz I secretly want to get railed

The 5G vaccines are gonna turn me into a femboy

I wish I wasn't so eager to suck off another boy

The mask mandates are literal tyranny

I'm going to cum if I see a queer near me

Coronavirus is a total hoax

Why the fuck do I want a massive dick in my throat

Election fraud, the whole thing was a sham

I want to be dominated by a big strong man

Storm the Capitol, let's kill the Dems

I want to feel another man's gems

Yo yo yo, I hate Joe

I hate his sexy smile it makes my penis grow

          Donald Trump will cum back in 2024

            Donald Trump copypasta
            Donald Trump will cum back in 2024 as Dark MAGA. He will use the power of goth (from listening to too much metal after losing 2020) and Jesus Christ to show the demoncrats and the cabal why they shoes raggedy. Joe Biden's fate? Stuck in the cum jar for 250 days.

            Joe Biden is having sex with Kamala Harris

              It all makes sense now
              For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.

People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.

This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.