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Copypasta related to the president of the United States or other world leaders.


lil’ conservative here with my new sick rap to own the libtard snowflakes 😎

    Conservative rap to own the libtard snowflakes
    Yo yo yo, I hate Joe

I hate that his smile makes my penis grow

He's trying to feminize the western male

And I hate it cuz I secretly want to get railed

The 5G vaccines are gonna turn me into a femboy

I wish I wasn't so eager to suck off another boy

The mask mandates are literal tyranny

I'm going to cum if I see a queer near me

Coronavirus is a total hoax

Why the fuck do I want a massive dick in my throat

Election fraud, the whole thing was a sham

I want to be dominated by a big strong man

Storm the Capitol, let's kill the Dems

I want to feel another man's gems

Yo yo yo, I hate Joe

I hate his sexy smile it makes my penis grow

    Donald Trump will cum back in 2024

      Donald Trump copypasta
      Donald Trump will cum back in 2024 as Dark MAGA. He will use the power of goth (from listening to too much metal after losing 2020) and Jesus Christ to show the demoncrats and the cabal why they shoes raggedy. Joe Biden's fate? Stuck in the cum jar for 250 days.

      Joe Biden is having sex with Kamala Harris

        It all makes sense now
        For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.

People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.

This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.

        IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!

          IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!🗳✍😭
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💯True💯 Presidents are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Mr. Trump!💖 Send this to ten other 👑God-Emporers👑 who give you 🏰big walls🏰 Or never get called 🇺🇸AN AMERICAN🇺🇸🗽🗽 again❌❌🙅🙅❌❌ If you get 0 Back: get out↪️! get out↪️↪️ of here! 🚫🚫 3 back: you're deplorable🙇💦 5 back: small loan of one million dollars💰💰🏦 10+ back: 📣📣 there are great citizens out there 🙋, but we have the best citizens here, fantastic citizens here.it's great, Donnie loves you🙌.💕💕🙇🙇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

          Killed a Trump support with a dildo today.

            NTA, dildos can be dangerous, he clearly knew the risks
            This morning I heard someone say they voted for Trump. I panicked and immediately ran to get my 3 foot dragon dildo before beating him to death with it. I hope no one assumed I was a Trump supporter in the short time I allowed him to live.

            OP is a Trump supporter.

              Reddit moment
              OP is a Trump supporter.

I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.
              Hello, OP. I've searched through your account history and see that you agreed with trump once back in 2017. As a redditor, and a good human, i have downvoted every post and comment on your account as far back as december 7th, 2013, on 5 different alternate accounts. I have reported every single post you have ever made. I hacked into reddit's serverbase and found out your IP address, real home address, and have constructed several bombs which are shipping there as we speak. I await your death, nazi.