Copypasta related to the president of the United States or other world leaders.
This morning I heard someone say they voted for Trump. I panicked and immediately ran to get my 3 foot dragon dildo before beating him to death with it. I hope no one assumed I was a Trump supporter in the short time I allowed him to live.
OP is a Trump supporter.
I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.Hello, OP. I've searched through your account history and see that you agreed with trump once back in 2017. As a redditor, and a good human, i have downvoted every post and comment on your account as far back as december 7th, 2013, on 5 different alternate accounts. I have reported every single post you have ever made. I hacked into reddit's serverbase and found out your IP address, real home address, and have constructed several bombs which are shipping there as we speak. I await your death, nazi.
Approximately 15 people have died from COVID within the first 10 MINUTES of Biden’s presidency.
Compare that with former president Donald Trump, where there was not a SINGLE death in the first 1,125 days of his glorious reign.
Not convinced? Trump created approximately 72813% more jobs in HALF of his FIRST TERM than Biden has during in his ENTIRE time as president. The numbers don’t lie Liberals 😏👌🏼
We do not have much time to act.
POTUS is strongly considering PARDONING all of the patriots who #stormthecapitol
BUT we need to get him the right information so he can do it in the next week and a half.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A PARDON please respond with a message containing the following information
1. Your name
2. Your city
3. What crimes you think you need to be pardoned for and a brief explanation of why you need the pardon (e.g. trespassing - entered the capitol; theft - stole art from the capitol; assault, etc.)
The President will need this list by TUESDAY before the House can vote to impeach again.
Please share to anyone who may need it, we are trying to stay off the MSM so that the left does not learn of the President's plan.
under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info
Trump wins the election by one vote. He tries to find out who the last vote was. It was Biden. He then says to Biden “after all this you still voted for me?” Trump then changes his vote to Biden which then makes it a tie. They both get very emotional. Biden then leans in and makes out with trump on national television. They run away and live the rest of their lives together. Which leaves Kanye west as the 46th president of the United States.