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Copypasta related to the president of the United States or other world leaders.


Orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

    I would like to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi, Bill Clinton.
    You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

    Xi here to own Biden with my new rap 😎

      Yo, Biden. This is from Xi. Glory to the ccp🇨🇳🇨🇳
      
      The U.S. is a shithole
      
      Because it's your butthole
      
      The mightiest man in the world
      
      Who can't remember a word
      
      You feel like you're omnipotent
      
      But in reality you're just impotent
      
      An adult man who can't ride a bike
      
      Gas prices rising, ya'll soon hitchhike
      
      Elections nearing, republicans rising
      
      Bitch boy biden's democrats in a crisis
      
      Impossible to attract new voters
      
      When your plans appeal only to fat losers
      
      Your nation celebrates pride
      
      Here gays look for places to hide
      
      Can't get it straight without a pile of blue pills
      
      Or even with a room full of small young girls
      
      The chinese man's dick may be small
      
      But at least he can see it, you fat wall
      
      Blm, you let the protesters run loose
      
      Meanwhile here they're hanging in a noose
      
      A red sun rises in the sky
      
      Our country sings with pride
      
      China first, America last
      
      Try to cope with that fact
      
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      lil’ conservative here with my new sick rap to own the libtard snowflakes 😎

        Conservative rap to own the libtard snowflakes
        Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
        
        I hate that his smile makes my penis grow
        
        He's trying to feminize the western male
        
        And I hate it cuz I secretly want to get railed
        
        The 5G vaccines are gonna turn me into a femboy
        
        I wish I wasn't so eager to suck off another boy
        
        The mask mandates are literal tyranny
        
        I'm going to cum if I see a queer near me
        
        Coronavirus is a total hoax
        
        Why the fuck do I want a massive dick in my throat
        
        Election fraud, the whole thing was a sham
        
        I want to be dominated by a big strong man
        
        Storm the Capitol, let's kill the Dems
        
        I want to feel another man's gems
        
        Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
        
        I hate his sexy smile it makes my penis grow

        Donald Trump will cum back in 2024

          Donald Trump copypasta
          Donald Trump will cum back in 2024 as Dark MAGA. He will use the power of goth (from listening to too much metal after losing 2020) and Jesus Christ to show the demoncrats and the cabal why they shoes raggedy. Joe Biden's fate? Stuck in the cum jar for 250 days.

          Joe Biden is having sex with Kamala Harris

            It all makes sense now
            For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.
            
            People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.
            
            This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.

            IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!

              IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!🗳✍😭
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              💯True💯 Presidents are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Mr. Trump!💖 Send this to ten other 👑God-Emporers👑 who give you 🏰big walls🏰 Or never get called 🇺🇸AN AMERICAN🇺🇸🗽🗽 again❌❌🙅🙅❌❌ If you get 0 Back: get out↪️! get out↪️↪️ of here! 🚫🚫 3 back: you're deplorable🙇💦 5 back: small loan of one million dollars💰💰🏦 10+ back: 📣📣 there are great citizens out there 🙋, but we have the best citizens here, fantastic citizens here.it's great, Donnie loves you🙌.💕💕🙇🙇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸