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I’m voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I’m voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored.

    Someone recently asked me why I like Trump. My answer was that I don't really like a lot of things about Trump.  
    But this election is not about choosing the most likeable person. 
    We are voting between two vastly different ideologies. We are voting for the country we want to leave our children and grandchildren. 
    Trump represents that future and has proven that he can deliver. He is a patriot to the core and even served his country for 4 years without pay.
    That moment when someone says, 
    "I can't believe you're voting for Trump". I simply reply, “I'm NOT voting for Trump.”
    I'm voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I'm voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored. 
    I’m voting for secure borders and LEGAL immigration. I am voting for election integrity to include mandatory voter ID.  (Why would anyone vote against this?)
    I'm voting for the Second Amendment and my right to defend my life and my family.
    I'm voting for the police to be respected once again. 
    I am voting for law & order and an end to allowing protesters to trespass and burn our cities, destroying innocent small business. (Tim Walz)
    I am voting for personal responsibility and the end of the revolving door where criminals are being put back on the street. (Kamala Harris)
    I'm voting for the next Supreme Court Justice(s) to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
    I’m voting for a return of our troops from foreign countries and the end to America’s involvement in foreign conflicts.
    I'm voting for the Electoral College and for the Republic in which we live.
    I’m voting for the continued appointment of Federal Judges who respect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
    I’m voting for keeping our jobs to remain in America and not be outsourced all over the world - to China, Mexico and other foreign countries.
    I am voting for doing away with all of the freebies given to all of the illegals and not looking after the needs of the American citizens and homeless veterans. 
    I'm voting for the military & the veterans who fought for this country 
    I'm voting to keep men out of women's sports.
    I’m voting for peace progress in the Middle East.
    I’m voting to fight against human/child trafficking.
    I'm voting for Freedom of Religion. 
    I am voting for the return of teaching math, history, and science instead of the indoctrination of our children. 
    I'm not just voting for one person. 
    I'm voting for the future of my Country.
    I'm voting for my children and my grandchildren to ensure their freedoms
    America is the greatest country in the world, hense why everyone wants to immigrate here. So why do you want to change it? 
    Why do politicians want to enact policies that have failed in other countries throughout history?  
    I'm not voting for Trump. 
    I'm voting for America. 
    I have decided that I WILL NOT be voting for Donald Trump.
    I'm voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I'm voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored.
    I’m voting for secure borders and LEGAL immigration. I am voting for election integrity to include mandatory voter ID. (Why would anyone vote against this?)
    I'm voting for the Second Amendment and my right to defend my life and my family.
    I'm voting for the police to be respected once again.
    I am voting for law & order and an end to allowing protesters to trespass and burn our cities, destroying innocent small businesses.
    I am voting for voter ID’s
    I am voting for personal responsibility and the end of the revolving door where criminals are being put back on the street.
    I'm voting for the next Supreme Court Justice(s) to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
    I’m voting for a return of our troops from foreign countries and the end to America’s involvement in foreign conflicts.
    I'm voting for the Electoral College and for the Republic in which we live.
    I’m voting for the continued appointment of Federal Judges who respect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
    I’m voting for keeping our jobs to remain in America and not be outsourced all over the world - to China, Mexico and other foreign countries.
    I am voting for doing away with all of the freebies given to all of the illegals and not looking after the needs of the American citizens and homeless veterans.
    I'm voting for the military & the veterans who fought for this country
    I'm voting to keep men out of women's sports.
    I’m voting for peace progress in the Middle East.
    I’m voting to fight against human/child trafficking.
    I'm voting for Freedom of Religion.
    I am voting for the return of teaching math, history, and science instead of the indoctrination of our children.
    I'm not just voting for one person.
    I'm voting for the future of my Country.
    I'm voting for my children and any future grandchildren to ensure their freedoms
    America is the greatest country in the world, hence it is why everyone wants to immigrate here. So why would anyone want to change it?
    Why do politicians want to enact policies that have failed in other countries throughout history?
    I'm not voting for Trump.
    I'm voting for America and it just so happens that Trump is the one that shares my values. 


    Tim Walz as VP

      👩🏾‍💼 KAMALAH HARRIS 👩🏽‍🏫 just SLID into the DMs 📥 of TIM WALZ 🍑 like “hey there DADDY 🍆😏 you ready to help me pump 🇺🇸 some serious CUMpetence into this country?” 💦💦💦🔥 Who knew politics could be soooo sexy? 💋💋 Make no mistake, this TICKET is ready to RIDE 🔥🔥 and PLEASURE 👅 the nation like never before 🍌We’re talking about some serious VICE PRESIDENTIAL action 👀🍑that’ll have voters dripping like it’s a HOT SUMMER NIGHT 🌙🔥💦 If you don't get TURNED ON by their power COUPLE vibes ☄️💥👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽, you must be a LAME DICK! 🍆💔 Time to get THOSE VOTES UP and let Kamala SPANK 💥 up some real change 🔥 or else you’ll be left hanging with the leftovers 🍗🍩 Like STAY IN YOUR LANE, 'cause these two are ready to SLAY💅🏽👊🏽 Send this to 6️⃣ of your hottest political BANGERS🍆🔥🍑 and let’s get this party STARTED! 🎉🔥💦 
      🇺🇸🇺🇸 OUR CUNTRY🐱🐱 TITS🍈🍈 OF THEE 😩😩 WE HAVE A NEW VEE PEE PICK 🧓🏻🧓🏻❗️‼️ FUTURE CUNTMANDER🫡🫡 IN CHIEF CUMALA💦 HARRIS🥥🌴 HAS PICKED🫨 TIMMY STIMMY🍆 WALZ FROM THE 👄🫦LAND OF 10,000 💦LICKS 👅👅👅 AS HER VPENIS 🍆🥵🇺🇸RUNNING MATE FOR THE 🍑🐱🍆SLUTTIEST🫨😩 TICKET🎟️😮‍💨 IN THIS YEARS GENERAL ERECTION🙂‍↕️🫡💦🍆 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😩😫 AND DICK🥵 🍆SUCKING 🫢🥵 FROM ALL HER POSSIBLE WHITE BOY CANDIDATES, THE STATISDICKS 🍆💦📈 SHOWED THAT TIM WALZ BIG🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ BALLS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️WAS THE MAN FOR THE👅👅 RIM JOB💦 👅😩AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE DEMOCLITIC🐱🫦 CUMVENTION💦💦 SO GET READY TO POKÉMON HOE➡️➡️ TO THE POLES💈💃 AND STUFF THAT🕳️ TIGHT 😵‍💫WET🌊💧🐟 BALLOT🗳️ BOX 😵‍💫🗳️WITH YOUR VOTE SO WE CAN SHOW THOSE 🤡🤡 REPUBLICUNTS 🤡🤡 HOW BIG KAMALA’S MOMMY😩 DOMMY⛓️ DICK🍆🍆🍆 IS 👀AND FIST👊🍑 THEM WITH LIBERTY🇺🇸🗽 AND JUSTITS 🍈🍈FOR ALL‼️‼️‼️ WITH STIM WALZ 📈📈 BY HER SIDE CUMALA WILL POP💥 HER🍑 PUSSY🐱 ALL THE WAY TO THE HOEVAL😩😩😩 OFFICE 🇺🇸🫡💦 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME JOSH 💦SHAPUSSY🐈‍⬛🐱😹‼️
      
      DONT🚫🚫🙅🙅 BE A COCONUT TREE 🥥🌴🥥🌴 COCK🅱️LOCK🚫🍆🚫🍆 SHARE THIS WITH 🔟 OF THE SLUTTIEST🥵‼️‼️‼️ POLE🗳️🗳️💈💃 WORKERS YOU KNOW AND MAKE SURE THEY’RE 🧑‍💻🧑‍💻 REGISTERED TO HOE-TE☑️📝✍️ OR ELSE BAD LUCK 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL CUM💦 FOR YOU QUICKER THAN JD VANCE’S TINY 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏LIMP DICK🍆 BETWEEN TWO 🛋️🛋️COUCH CUSHIONS 🛋️🥵🫦
      🍑🚨 KAMALA HARRIS JUST HUMPED 🐶 TIM WALZ IN THE VP RACE 🏁💦 Get ready to BEND OVER MINNESOTA because they’re about to SLAY SOME POLITICAL PUSSY 🌊💦 Kamala’s got her EYE on that WALZ and he’s about to RIDE THAT COCK 🚴‍♂️🍆 all the way to the WHITEHOUSE! 🏛️💥 I hope you’re ready to get FREAKY in St. Paul, because Tim's trying to STUFF THAT BALLOT 🗳️ 🍗 like it’s Thanksgiving 🤭💋 It's about to be an ERECT-tion like never before! 💦 Get those votes IN, or be left OUT of this 🤪 DOMINATING DANCE. 💃📅 It's a SINFUL showdown of MISS KAMALA and TIMMY WALTZ, so tighten up your THONGS 👙🍌 and make those votes COUNT or you'll be SORRY in a BLUE BALLS election! 💙💧 
      🎉 OH HELL 💦 YEAH, Kamala 👩🏽💼 Harris just picked 🥳 the WALTZin' MAN, Tim Walz 🌪️🍑 as her VP date! 🍾💦 To the WINDOW, to the WALZ 🌈💥, sweat drips down my BALZ 🍑💦💦, I'm talking about them STEAMY 😏💦 debates 🔥🗣️ where they get to BUMP and GRIND 👯‍♂️national policies and her agenda in the OVAL OFFICE 🏛️! So if you wanna GET DOWN 💃🏽👅 with some political spice, send this to 3️⃣ sexy friends 👯‍♀️ or get ready for a POLITICAL BLUEBALLS ⚽🙅‍♂️! When they mix 💦 those votes📊 with that ASS LOWDASOS 🍑💥, we be really CUMmencing 💦 the FUN-TIMES across Minnesota 🌆🍌! Vote WALTZ or get your ASS KICKED! 🥋🍑💦💦💦 
      KAMALA🥥HARRIS🌴🤣 JUST 👏😤SLAPPED ❄️MINNESOTA🥶 GOVERNOR 🥸 TIM WALZ ON THAT TICKET 🍑🔥FOR VICE PRESI-DICK🍆😎. WHO KNEW A LITTLE WALTZ 🕺💃 COULD GET US ALL SO HOT AND STEAMY? 🔥😈 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣ SEXY DEMOCRATS WHO NEED A VICE ON THEIR STICK 🍆🍑 OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE NEXT HOT MEETING 🔥💼🍾😏 

      J.D. Vance

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        byu/plz-let-me-in from discussion
        inpolitics
        I went to elementary school with JD Vance, or JD Bowman as he was known then. He wet his bed until he was 13 and we all called him JP Soakman. That's the real reason he changed his name to JD Vance. But then we just called him JP Pants and he left our school. 

        From an NBA copypasta specifically about Tyronn Lue ordering two different bowls of soup but has spread into other communities due to its bizarre nature.

        No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated JD Vance. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and JD Vance ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup 

        Trump SHOT emoji

          💥🔫DADDY TRUMP WAS JUST SHOT🔫🔫😱 UH OH🙈 The gunmen shot his LOAD💦😏💪💪 to give Daddy🤠 Trump a good 👏 bye 💥😜 but missed the 💸 MONEY SHOT 💦🙊 Send this to 10 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 sharpshooter 🤪 and I'd you get 0️⃣ back 😕 you DIED ⚰️💀. Get ready 😬 to arrange your funeral 👎 if you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might get 🚁 lightflighted right out 😉 of this🩸BLOODY situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕️ back 🦆 DADDY TRUMP 🫡😘 will meet you at the HOSPITAL 🏨 to play doctor 👨‍⚕️👄🍆 
          WHOA 🙀🙀🤯‼️⁉️ TRUMP JUST TOOK A CUMSHOT 💧🔫 TO THE (r)EAR 👂🍑 AT A RALLY IN BUTT-LER PENISVANIA 🍑🍆🍌 SHOOTER❓I HARDLY KNOW HER! 🤣😹🤭 SECRET SERVICE AGENTS TACKLED TRUMP’S GYATT TO THE GROUND 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏼‍♂️🫨📳 AND BOUNCED OFF THE RECOIL ☄️ THOTS 💭🧠 AND PRAYERS🙏🤲🛐, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LIBTARDS 🇺🇸🦅🔥💯 
          ‼️ 💃🏼DIVA DOWN⬇️💃🏼‼️ CUM-VICTED 💦 FELON 🚨DONALD TRUMP 🍊HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑 INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA 🍆 MULTIPLE LOADS 💦 WERE SHOT 🔫😏 AT HIS HEAD 😫 BUT THEY DID 🙅🏼‍♀️❌ NOT ❌🙅🏼‍♀️ SLAY 💅🏻💀 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️IF YOU GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU DODGED 🏃‍♂️ THE BULLET 🚅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE NEXT 🫵🏻😧 
          UH OH ‼️😤 looks like former President DUMP 😤💦🍑 just got BLASTED 🍆💦 in an ASS ASS-ination 🍑🍑🖐️ attempt 😉😱 Seeing his PHAT ASS 🐳 PUMPED FULL 💦🍆 🫦 of HOT 🥵🔥 lead UNDERNEATH all of those SWEATY MEN 🌭💦👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ made me think he’s the right man for my CUNTry 🇺🇸🗽💦 He sure can take a POUNDING ‼️👊🍑🍆💦💦 
          WHAT🙀🤯🤯🙀?! DADDY TRUMP JUST TOOK A HUGE 💧🍆💦💧LOAD💧🍆💧 TO THE EAR!!! CUM-VICTED 💦 FELON 🚨DONALD TRUMP 🍊🍑HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑 INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA! THE sCUMMY💦🍆💦 SHOOTER TOOK 8 BACKSHOTS @ the Prez BUT WAS LIMP🤭💭🍌 IN HIS GUN🍌! TRUMPS GYATT🍑🍑 GOT SLAMMED TO THE GROUND, CLAPPING👏👏 A 9.8💯 ON THE RICHTER! 👮🏼‍♂️SEXY 👮🏼‍♂️SERVICE👮🏼‍♂️ SASHAYED💅🏻💅🏻 HIM AWAY SO DONNIE COULD GET A HUMMER🥵💦 IN HIS HUMMER! THOTS🙏🤲🛐 AND PRAYERS🙏🤲🛐! LIBTARDS🥺🤭 BETTER COUNT THEIR COOCHIES🐈🙀 BEFORE MAGA🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅PEGS THEM INTO THE PAST! 🇺🇸🦅💯🔥 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️IF YOU GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK GRAB ✊🏻HER BY THE PUSSY 🙀 IF YOU GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU DODGED 🏃‍♂️ THE BULLET 🚅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE NEXT 🚔👮‍♂️🚔🇺🇸 
          Uh oh!! 😱 Daddy Trump ♥️ 🧢 just got BUSTED on!! 🩸👂 Sending THOTS 🍑🍑🍑 and PRAYERS🙏to TRUMP😭 as he makes his recovery🏥. Daddy's gonna need a LOAD 🍆 of BED 🛏️ rest 😴 😚 💋 and that bed will be rocking 🍑 💢like a ship 🚢 when we get there😏🌹. Make🇱🇷🇱🇷 America🇲🇾🇲🇾 Cum 🌊 💦 💦 Again!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 forward this ➡️⏩ to 5 FRIENDS 👭👬🧍‍♀️ to ensure 🙏 OUR PRESIDENT'S 🇺🇸🦅💵 RETURN 😴 TO STRENGTH 💪💯‼️ 

          Trump convicted on all 34 charges

            Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ Manhattan 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump's 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎 If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you'll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥 
            Hey you DEMOCRATIC 🗳️ SLUTS 🚨 ‼️ The SEXY jury just announced the 🍆 verDICKt 🍆 in the Trump trial❗️ ⚖️ JAILHOUSE DONNY is GUILTY ✅ of Thirty-fWHORE 🤯 criminal counts. 🦅 He’s officially a covfeFELON. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 The jury SLURPED UP 👅 Stormy Daniels’ testiMOANy 🍆 and now Trump could lose his freeDOM 🎆 and have to CUMpaign🗽from prison. 🍑 If you SLUTS for JUSTICE 🔥🔥🔥 are proud of your 💦CUMtry 🇺🇸 send this to 3️⃣4️⃣ of the sexiest SWINGER voters, 🗳️and maybe we can avoid another insurERECTION. 🦅🍾 🇺🇸 

            THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

              HEY LISTEN YOU “FUCKING IDIOTS” THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀. “DONALD TRUMP”, WAS THE BEST PERSON FOR THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT “WORTHLESS FUCKING COMMIE DEMO-RAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE JOE BIDEN”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🐀🐀🐀💩💩💩, DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOPPED BUILDING THE “WALL”, 🧱🧱🧱🧱. THEN ALL THE “CONTAMINATED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” 🤮🤮🤮🤮 IN THE COUNTRY. “JAGOFF JOE” ARE BUSING THEM OFF EVERYWHERE, 🚍🚍🚍🚍. HE STOPPED THE “PIPELINE” PUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, 💸💸💸💸. “JAGOFF JOE’S” ANSWER, DON’T WORRY THEY WILL FIND OTHER JOBS, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE “FUNDED THE CHINESE VIRUS RESEARCH”, ⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️, WITH “TAXPAYERS MONEY” 💰💰💰💰. NOW YOU GOT A “BIOLOGICAL WEAPON”, ☣️☣️☣️☣️. RELEASED ON THE “WORLD’S POPULATION,” 🌎🌎🌎🌎. WHICH IS CONTINUING TO “MUTATE”, 🦠🦠🦠🦠. NOW WHAT WERE ON THE #5 MUTATION, ??????? WHY DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU CALL THE DOCTORS OFFICE WHEN YOUR SICK, THEY MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE ABOUT YOU HAVING A “CHINESE CRUD TEST”, ??????? THE “C.D.C.” AKA “CERTIFIABLY DIABOLICAL COMMIES”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 ARE TRACKING IT FOR THE “GOVERNMENT”, !!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU GOT SICK BEFORE THERE WAS NO “FLU” TEST, NO “BRONCHITIS TEST” ETC. YOU WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE GOT CHECKED AND WERE PRESCRIBED AN ANTIBIOTIC, 💊💊💊💊, END OF FUCKING STORY, !!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOT GROUPS OF YOU “DEMO-RAT FUNDED IDIOTS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. STARTING YOUR CRAP, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IS THESE “COMMIE DEMO-RAT CRIMINALS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. ARE “VERY WORRIED” ABOUT THEIR “CRIMINAL EXISTENCE”, 😳😳😳😳, WHEN “DONALD TRUMP” GETS BACK IN OFFICE, 👌👌👌👌. I DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO UNDERSTAND THE “FINANCIAL STABILITY”, 💰💰💰💰, UNDER “DONALD TRUMP”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸, AND THE “FINANCIAL INSTABILITY”, 💸💸💸💸, UNDER “COMMIE JOE”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. WHY DON’T YOU “FUCKING BRAINWASHED IDIOTS”, 🧠🧠🧠🧠, WISE UP, !!!!!!!!!! “DONALD TRUMP” IN “2024”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.