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EG rises to celebrate a clean 3-0

    EG 3-0 MAD Lions copypasta
    As the third game ends and EG rises to celebrate a clean 3-0 Nisqy tears his jersey off to reveal a C9 shirt and starts chanting "USA USA USA" while frothing BBQ sauce from his mouth. Loud gunshots echo into the air in the arena and overhead a lone bald eagle screeches while dropping a green card on Nisqy's outstretched hands and shedding a single proud tear.
    Jojopyun: “Nisqy trick y’all, man, like he playing mid well. He don’t help nobody, man. He just running around, no lane prio, doing nothing.” Made sure to note that Nisqy went 4/13 in a 3-0 today.
    Then, I played vs him. "jojopyun". It was just another day of Play-ins, but not for me. This was the first time someone had truely decimated me in midlane, far worse than any LCK or LPL player on the Korean ladder. My jungler and Support must be at fault I thought. He's playing so aggressive, and where is my jungle and support? But it didn't matter how many times they came mid, he would outplay nearly every time and even when he didn't he would still win the lane. I was amazed and inspired that someone could play so well, what is he doing different? Is it because he's 16 years old and I have health problems? No, it wasn't. I started studying the VOD's extensively, clearly I didn't learn everything there is to know about the game if this kid is beating me. Then I saw it, we enter lane and I see him spamming dance as Sett.
    Overheard in MAD locker room after Game 2:
    
    “He got me,” Nisqy said of Jojopyun’s Sett laning versus him. "That f*ing rookie boomed me."
    
    Nisqy added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
    
    Nisqy then said he wanted to add Jojo to the list of players he 1v1’s with this summer.
    Jojopyun when asked about the difference in preparing for LOUD vs preparing for MAD:
    
    "Do guys in the play-ins go to sleep early the night before playing Nisqy and MAD? Hell no. ... I'm going to the grubhub app ... have me a nice little bud light... Tinowns? I'm going to bed at 8 o'clock. ... Mom, don't call me. My girl, don't call me."

    MAD, aka “Mexican Airport Departure”

      MAD Lions copypasta
      MAD, aka "Mexican Airport Departure", is a European league of legends team that is often ridiculed for their inability to get out of play ins. They are specifically known for making it to worlds without winning a single best of 5.

      Armut Gnar

        Armut Gnar copypasta
        Armut has such a big champ pool, he can play SSG Gnar, Dino Gnar, Gentleman Gnar, Snow Day Gnar, El Neon Gnar, Super Galaxy Gnar, Astronaut Gnar, and when he’s feeling spicy, Elderwood Gnar

        Arteezy Riki backstab

          HEY RTZ, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY RIKI. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED EG, SMOKESCREEN SO THEY MISS ME LIKE EG MISS YOU 70% OF THE TIME, OR PERMANET INVISIBILITY SO I COULD DISAPPEAR LIKE YOU DISAPPEARED FROM EG 
          HEY RTZ, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY RIKI. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED EG, SMOKESCREEN SO THERE'S    325  AOE  DRAMA  AROUND  YOU, OR  BLINK  STRIKE  LIKE  THE  WAY  YOU  BLINKED  BACK  TO  EG  AFTER  THEY  HAD  WON  TI
          HEY DOUBLELIFT, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY SHACO. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED CLG, DECEIVE LIKE YOU DECEIVED CLG, OR HALLUCINATE LIKE YOU MADE CLG HALLUCINATE ABOUT HAVING A CHANCE AT WINNING ANOTHER TOURNAMENT
          HEY IMAQTPIE, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY SHACO. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED DIG, DECEIVE LIKE YOU DECEIVED DIG, OR HALLUCINATE LIKE YOU MADE DIG HALLUCINATE ABOUT HAVING A CHANCE AT WINNING A TOURNAMENT

          LCS sponsors

            League of Legends sponsors copypasta
            One of the things that make watching LEC much more atmospheric for me then watching LSC
            
            The Grubhub dup wow what a Redbullbaron power play followed by an amazing Budlight Ace that will be discussed by the Statefarm analystsdesk to see who will get the Hondaperfomance powerplay in our McDonald's playoffs series.
            And now Pepsi Udyr just Chevrolet smited Adidas baron for Redbull power play, will they be able to push the towers brought to you by Bank of America to destroy KFC Nexus?
            The Grubhub dup wow what a Redbullbaron power play followed by an amazing Budlight Ace that will be discussed by the Statefarm analystsdesk to see who will get the Hondaperfomance powerplay in our McDonald's playoffs series.

            Thats fucking League of Legends right there

              Thats fucking League of Legends right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging playing safe for lategame bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the rift, men deliver their new born baby on the rift.
              Thats fucking League of Legends right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging playing safe for lategame bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the rift, men deliver their new born baby on the rift. Fucking hard core dick in the ass flex pick early game League of Legends fuck it run it down mid game time shit.