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Next before TwitchCon, let’s talk about NA.

    Copy and paste loltyler1 Thoughts On NA Performance At Worlds
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    Next before TwitchCon, let's talk about NA.

You disgust me, you disgusting pieces of shit.

Your sorry scrub, bum, paycheck stealing bitch ass motherfucking bastards couldn't win one game. Not one game.

You couldn't take home one dub bro.

Like, I get it guys. You guys make zero content. You have no brands. You do not show up anywhere. You barely get flamed by anybody except maybe on Twitter DMs, bro.

I'm live 10 hours-ish a day five days a week. I get that.

Do you understand?!?!?! I tank the harrassment 99% of the time. So, when you lose, reminder, you're losing for me. Fuck NA, you're affecting me, and at this point my lawyers are probably going to contact these teams, because they're making me look bad.

I don't have too much to say. And notice I'm not saying we, suck. I'm saying they suck. I'm not a part of NA bro. I don't care. I don't care. I disown NA. I don't care bro they're trash.

The most embarrassingly pathetic games I've seen in my life bro.

Putting up no fight at all, just rolling over. It's so cringe.

You fucking sons of bitches, it's horrible bro, it's terrible. All I pray is guys, guys, don't, listen. I was going to say don't get on the plane back home if you go 0-18, but, it's in NA. Like bro it's a fucking hour flight. You can drive a car.

So I don't even know. Don't show your faces again bro. Don't show your faces again if you go 0-18. It would be so embarrassing for me. I don't care about for you, for me I'm not kidding. I might quit streaming, not going to lie, so bear that in mind. That's that bro.
    I don't have too much to say. And notice I'm not saying we, suck. I'm saying they suck. I'm not a part of NA bro. I don't care. I don't care. I disown NA. I don't care bro they're trash.The most embarrassingly pathetic games I've seen in my life bro.Putting up no fight at all, just rolling over. It's so cringe.
    You disgust me, you disgusting pieces of s**t.Your sorry scrub, bum, paycheck stealing b**ch a** motherf***ing bast**ds couldn't win one game. Not one game.You couldn't take home one dub bro.Like, I get it guys. You guys make zero content. You have no brands. You do not show up anywhere. You barely get flamed by anybody except maybe on Twitter DMs, bro.
    Do you understand?!?!?! I tank the harrassment 99% of the time. So, when you lose, reminder, you're losing for me. F*** NA, you're affecting me, and at this point my lawyers are probably going to contact these teams, because they're making me look bad.

    Jojopyun

      Jojopyun copypasta
      Who is Jojopyun?

For the blind, Jojo is the light.

For the hungry, Jojo is the bread.

For the thirsty, Jojo is the fountain.

For the sick, Jojo is the cure.

For the prisoner, Jojo is freedom.

For the liar, Jojo is the truth.

For the traveler, Jojo is the way.

NAmen

      EG rises to celebrate a clean 3-0

        EG 3-0 MAD Lions copypasta
        As the third game ends and EG rises to celebrate a clean 3-0 Nisqy tears his jersey off to reveal a C9 shirt and starts chanting "USA USA USA" while frothing BBQ sauce from his mouth. Loud gunshots echo into the air in the arena and overhead a lone bald eagle screeches while dropping a green card on Nisqy's outstretched hands and shedding a single proud tear.
        Jojopyun: “Nisqy trick y’all, man, like he playing mid well. He don’t help nobody, man. He just running around, no lane prio, doing nothing.” Made sure to note that Nisqy went 4/13 in a 3-0 today.
        Then, I played vs him. "jojopyun". It was just another day of Play-ins, but not for me. This was the first time someone had truely decimated me in midlane, far worse than any LCK or LPL player on the Korean ladder. My jungler and Support must be at fault I thought. He's playing so aggressive, and where is my jungle and support? But it didn't matter how many times they came mid, he would outplay nearly every time and even when he didn't he would still win the lane. I was amazed and inspired that someone could play so well, what is he doing different? Is it because he's 16 years old and I have health problems? No, it wasn't. I started studying the VOD's extensively, clearly I didn't learn everything there is to know about the game if this kid is beating me. Then I saw it, we enter lane and I see him spamming dance as Sett.
        Overheard in MAD locker room after Game 2:

“He got me,” Nisqy said of Jojopyun’s Sett laning versus him. "That f*ing rookie boomed me."

Nisqy added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

Nisqy then said he wanted to add Jojo to the list of players he 1v1’s with this summer.
        Jojopyun when asked about the difference in preparing for LOUD vs preparing for MAD:

"Do guys in the play-ins go to sleep early the night before playing Nisqy and MAD? Hell no. ... I'm going to the grubhub app ... have me a nice little bud light... Tinowns? I'm going to bed at 8 o'clock. ... Mom, don't call me. My girl, don't call me."

        MAD, aka “Mexican Airport Departure”

          MAD Lions copypasta
          MAD, aka "Mexican Airport Departure", is a European league of legends team that is often ridiculed for their inability to get out of play ins. They are specifically known for making it to worlds without winning a single best of 5.

          Armut Gnar

            Armut Gnar copypasta
            Armut has such a big champ pool, he can play SSG Gnar, Dino Gnar, Gentleman Gnar, Snow Day Gnar, El Neon Gnar, Super Galaxy Gnar, Astronaut Gnar, and when he’s feeling spicy, Elderwood Gnar

            Arteezy Riki backstab

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