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when were you when queen elizibith dies?

    apology for poor england
    
    when were you when queen elizibith dies?
    
    i was sat at home eating beans on toast when telly ring
    
    ‘queen is kill’
    
    ‘no’
    apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t
    
    where were you when queen die
    
    i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
    
    “queen is kil”
    
    “no”

    Sad stori

      One of the stories ever made
      girl: boy wil you date me
      
      boy: no.
      
      girl: dyes
      
      boy at funerals
      
      boy: "ill marey you"
      
      drop a ❤️ and share with a friends who dead

      Doug Dimmadome

        My name is Dummsdaledimmadaledimmadimsdomedudidome Dimsdimmadimmadome, owner of the Duhdimmsdimmadaledimmadimmsdome Dudiduhdimmsdaledimma Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son, Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome, heir to the Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadaledaledimmadoodougdimmadimmsdomedaledome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask
        Timmy Turner, my name is Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Thank you for locating my long lost son Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome fortune. If there's anything I can do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!

        You Reposted in the Wrong Dimmadome

        Funny pirate joke

          Pirate joke got too real
          Why couldn’t the 11 year old see the pirate movie?
          
          Because it was rated ar- this was a rather realistic movie demonstrating the sheer brutality of the age with no censorship, this film horrifies the average viewer and is banned in over 63 countries for obscene material. Everything from rape, torture, execution, gore, child abuse, animal cruelty etc. are all demonstrated in this abomination of a film and only the least sensitive are advised to see it.

          WOKE GTA be like

            WOKE GTA be like oh my god trevor you just MISGENDERED the NON BINARY bank teller (they/them) the PRONOUN POLICE are on their way grab all the SOY you can get we need to leave the GENDER BANK in 60 seconds our POC getaway driver is waiting outside in an ELECTRIC CAR

            Cr1tikals videos be like

              Cr1TiKaL or Penguinz0 copypasta
              "Yesterday something bad happened, something so atrocious that will spread your butt cheeks just by hearing it, so bad even Thanos would clap his cheeks and run away , i went outside, now i know all of you might say that's not a bad thing but going outside isn't my cup of cum, when i felt the cold wind tingling my butt hole i rushed back inside faster than a CS player rushing B, so that's about it, see ya."