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EU = Eastern USA

    Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated EU
    China was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode his horse across the Pacific. He named it "Chinese NA" which was eventually just abbreviated to ChiNA"


    The Queen is well and alive in America.

      Tea and biscuits!
      Hey, it's me, Queen Elizabeth. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300 so I can get back to the UK.
      
      Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧!

      when were you when queen elizibith dies?

        apology for poor england
        
        when were you when queen elizibith dies?
        
        i was sat at home eating beans on toast when telly ring
        
        ‘queen is kill’
        
        ‘no’
        apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t
        
        where were you when queen die
        
        i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
        
        “queen is kil”
        
        “no”

        Sad stori

          One of the stories ever made
          girl: boy wil you date me
          
          boy: no.
          
          girl: dyes
          
          boy at funerals
          
          boy: "ill marey you"
          
          drop a ❤️ and share with a friends who dead

          Doug Dimmadome

            My name is Dummsdaledimmadaledimmadimsdomedudidome Dimsdimmadimmadome, owner of the Duhdimmsdimmadaledimmadimmsdome Dudiduhdimmsdaledimma Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son, Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome, heir to the Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadaledaledimmadoodougdimmadimmsdomedaledome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask
            Timmy Turner, my name is Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Thank you for locating my long lost son Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome fortune. If there's anything I can do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!

            You Reposted in the Wrong Dimmadome

            Funny pirate joke

              Pirate joke got too real
              Why couldn’t the 11 year old see the pirate movie?
              
              Because it was rated ar- this was a rather realistic movie demonstrating the sheer brutality of the age with no censorship, this film horrifies the average viewer and is banned in over 63 countries for obscene material. Everything from rape, torture, execution, gore, child abuse, animal cruelty etc. are all demonstrated in this abomination of a film and only the least sensitive are advised to see it.