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To all bisexual people out there:

    to all bisexual people
    To all bisexual people out there:
    
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    What, you gonna cum?

    how 2 pick up girls

      how 2 pick up girls
      
      step 1.) wrap arms around base of female
      
      step 2.) lift making sure to use both your knees and back
      
      step 3.) relocate female as needed

      Lets say, hypothetically, I’m a Barbie girl

        Lets say, hypothetically, I am a Barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a Barbie world. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from my personal experience that, life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that you could brush my hair and undress me literally anywhere? Imagination. You can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

        AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™

          AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™ (TM) Processors
          
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          Quad-channel DDR4 with support for AC for reliable throughput.
          
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          TK47
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          British Scum
          British Phoneposter employed AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™ 3970X processors in his phone to provide similar cropping and cheese archiving performance in a single phone as multiple phones networked via ArchivedCheese.
          
          CC
          Visual effects powerhouse CC taps the processing power of 3rd Gen AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™ to create more complex GR15 workarounds using art style transfer algorithms.
          

          Adult Swim cuts ties with Justin Roiland

            I MADE QUESTIONABLE CONVERSATIONS WITH GIRLS I KNEW WERE TEENAGERS, MORTY, I- I (buuurp) I TALKED TO THEM OVER TEXT AND DMS, M-MORTY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID MORTY? DO YOU KNOW? I SOFT GROOMED THEM, MORTY. I SOFT GROOMED THOSE GIRLS. WUBALUBADUBDUB!!!!
            
            Ohhhhhh jeeeeeeeezzz Rick, I mean, that's kind of fucked up don't you think, I mean, those girls, they were underaged and-
            
            DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT, MORTY? THAT'S WHY I DID IT. I SOFT GROOMED THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR AGE, MAR-MORTY. MY FUNCTIONAL CAREER IS OVER, MORTY.
            
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            SHUT THE FUCK UP MORTY, IT'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT, MORTY. I'M GONNA BEAT MY WIFE, MORTY. I'M GOING TO BEAT MY FUCKING WIFE. I'M GOING TO BEAT HER TO DEATH MORTY, BECAUSE THEN SHE'LL BE DEAD, AND I'LL GET DOMESTIC ABUSE CHARGES. JUST ME, BEATING MY WIFE, MORTY. FOR A HUNDRED YEARS. A HUNDRED SEASONS, NOTHING BUT 100 EPISODES A SEASON EVERY YEAR, ME, BEATING MY DEAD WIFE, MORTY. BEATING MY WIFE AND TALKING TO UNDERAGED GIRLS WHILE I'M DRUNK, MORTY. A HUNDRED SEASONS.
            
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            We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Adult Swim. We had a lab. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, do your voices and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your dick

            It seems only 4 Hearts of Iron will take down the Axis.

              Churchill told Roosevelt, Stalin, and, De Gaulle."
              
              "Only by blood alone, can we win this, which is why you need to awaken your inner tiger and take no step back. we must stand together for victory, for there is only death or dishonor. we must fund the la resistance, man our guns and defeat the axis armour pack."
              
              -Churchill said