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Nintendo’s CEO personally sued the boy for 2.5 million dollars for copyright infringement.

    Its a joke on Nintendo since they have a reputation on shutting down anything infringing on their IP. The story started from FB as a meme but is partially true on a kid that created a Switch with carboard.

    a young boy from Thailand dreamed about having a Nintendo switch. Due to not having good financial conditions, he fabricated his own using cardboard and markers. His father, moved, filmed him and posted the video on social media. After going viral, it got to the eyes of Nintendo's CEO, who went to Thailand personally and sued the boy for 2.5 million dollars for copyright infringement.

    ◄ ▲ ► ▼ sorry I dropped my bag of doritos ▼ ◄▼

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      ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place

        ᵘʷᵘ   oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ           ᵘʷᵘ 
   ᵘʷᵘ
         ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ     frick sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ             ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ     ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ  ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping 
ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place  ᵘʷᵘ
   ᵘʷᵘ     ᵘʷᵘ sorry
        ᵘʷᵘ   oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ           ᵘʷᵘ    ᵘʷᵘ                   ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ     frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ             ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ     ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ  ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place  ᵘʷᵘ         ᵘʷᵘ     ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ           ᵘʷᵘ

        I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia.

          Okay so this may sound like im messing with you but I promise I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

          Discord ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

            How to get the ⓘ status as your Discord profile?

            When you set status you can choose “custom” and enter the copypasta there

            ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.

            How to get warning ‘User is under supervision of the FBI’ in messages

            Use this:

            -# replace this with anything you want. [Text here](<link here>)

            the -# creates a subtext displayed in a smaller font than normal text like in that pic, and the []() part makes the text you put in clickable and redirects to the link you put in. The link being inside the <> prevents the link from displaying an embed.

            Steam user is suspected to be…

            ⓘ This Steam user is suspected to be a homosexual.

            Reddit

            ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online spam organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Reddit staff.

            Other

            ⓘ I'm gonna touch you
            ⓘ This user is suspected to have illegally traveled in cross-time and across realities if spotted inform your nearest celestial forces

            Sometimes when I am bored, I go into the garden, cover myself in dirt and I pretend I am a carrot/radish.

              Its an old copypasta that originated from an old skit on Youtube titled “I’m Enjoying A Treat, Derrick!“.

              I know nobody will see my status, but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot.
              Sometimes when I am home alone I bury myself in the dirt in my garden and pretend to be a carrot
              I know no one will read this, but sometimes I like to take a shovel go into the garden and dig myself into the ground and pretend that I'm a radish