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This was a good, honest .500 basketball team

    AKA “.500 copypasta” its a classic basketball pasta that was started by a Grizzlies fan(?) on a Reddit post. Its often used whenever a team is under performing hence the joke of it being an alright honest team that doesn’t win nor lose to many.

    Memphis Grizzlies (basketball)

    This was a good, honest .500 basketball team. We played .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio basketball. We lost a couple, guess what? We won a couple, too. But we never got too excited or let it go to our head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working everyman team didn't have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my 2021 Grizzlies. A good, honest .500 basketball team. 

    White Sox (baseball)

    This is a good, honest .500 baseball team. They play .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio baseball. They lost a couple, guess what? They won a couple, too. But they never got too excited or let it go to their head. No long winning streaks there, no sir. That's hubris, which that blue collar, hard working everyman team didn't have. A few wins in a row, those guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my 20th and 21st Century Chicago White Sox. A good, honest .500 baseball team. 

    Nintendo’s CEO personally sued the boy for 2.5 million dollars for copyright infringement.

      Its a joke on Nintendo since they have a reputation on shutting down anything infringing on their IP. The story started from FB as a meme but is partially true on a kid that created a Switch with carboard.

      a young boy from Thailand dreamed about having a Nintendo switch. Due to not having good financial conditions, he fabricated his own using cardboard and markers. His father, moved, filmed him and posted the video on social media. After going viral, it got to the eyes of Nintendo's CEO, who went to Thailand personally and sued the boy for 2.5 million dollars for copyright infringement.

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          I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia.

            Okay so this may sound like im messing with you but I promise I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

            Discord ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

              How to get the ⓘ status as your Discord profile?

              When you set status you can choose “custom” and enter the copypasta there

              ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.

              How to get warning ‘User is under supervision of the FBI’ in messages

              Use this:

              -# replace this with anything you want. [Text here](<link here>) 

              the -# creates a subtext displayed in a smaller font than normal text like in that pic, and the []() part makes the text you put in clickable and redirects to the link you put in. The link being inside the <> prevents the link from displaying an embed.

              Steam user is suspected to be…

              ⓘ This Steam user is suspected to be a homosexual.

              Reddit

              ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online spam organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Reddit staff.

              Other

              ⓘ I'm gonna touch you
              ⓘ This user is suspected to have illegally traveled in cross-time and across realities if spotted inform your nearest celestial forces