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Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

    Women Fear Me, Fish Fear Me copypasta
    Women Want Me
Fish Fear Me
Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me
As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence
I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.
    Women Fear Me
Fish Fear Me
Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me
As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence
I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.
    Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

    Where were u when submarine die?

      Apology for bad English

Where were u when submarine die

I was at house eating Dorito when phone ring

“Submarine is kill”

“No…”

      Every Joe Mama jokes ever

        Updog

        Updog

What’s updog?

        Ligma

        Ligma

Ligma-balls

        Yuri-tarded

        Yuri

Yuri-tarded or Yuri-mazing or Yuri-dopted

        Ben-Dover

        Ben

Ben-Dover

        Mike-oxlong

        Mike

Mike-hock or Mike-oxlong or Mike-hunt

        Dixie-normous

        Dixie

Dixie-normous

        Sofa King

        Sofa King

Sofa King-dumb

        Sugma

        Suqma

Suqma-dick

        Howard

        Howard

Howard-deez nuts gonna fit in ur mouth

        Candice

        Candice

Candice-dick fit in your mouth

        Moe Lester

        Moe

Moe Lester

        Tess

        Tess

Tess a dick in your mouth

        Lee

        Lee

Lee Keybum

        Willis

        Willis

Willis dick fit in yo mouth

        Milo

        Milo

Milo-ng dick

        Yurso

        Yurso

Yurso-gay

        Sugondese

        Sugondese

Sugondese nuts

        Hava

        Hava

Hava nice day LMAOO GOTTEM

        Imagine Dragons

        Imagine Dragons

Imagine draggin Deez balls on your face

        Sugma

        Sugma

Sugma balls

        Bofa

        Bofa

Bofa deez nuts fit in your mouth

        Sawcon

        SawCon

SawCon my balls

        Grabahan

        Grabahan

Grabahan full of this dick

        Ermo

        Ermo

Ermom-gay

        Penny Trading

        Penny Trading

Penny Trading your mom

        Matter baby

        Would you rather eat a dolphin or a matter baby?

Reply: what’s a matter baby?

You say: nothing why? (What’s the matter baby)

        Band that plays Radioactive

        What’s the name of that band that plays Radioactive?

Imagine draggin deez nuts across your face

        Doomah dealer

        Are you a doomah dealer? 

Doomah? 

Doomah balls fit in yo mouth

        What’s Bofa?

          My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I must report that Bofa has collapsed. Many have asked me: “What’s Bofa?”, to which I respond: “Bofa Deez Towers”. I can say with full conviction that deez attacks were not bussin fr; we will find the people responsible for this evil act, and bring them to justice. No cap

          I goteth caught masturbating by mine father

            As the title says, my father walked in on me whilst I was jerkin the cherkin, "What is thee doing with thy genitalia!?" He screamed as he opened the door into my private chambers. I tried to lie and claim it was not what it looked like, but alas, it twas. My father immediately ran out of my room and into the courtyard of our palace, "Father! Father!" I yelled out in vein as my papa kicked his horse led carriage into action, veering out of our palace grounds. What shall I do? Will I ever see him again?