Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.
Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.
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Hi, my name is Annabelle. Once you have started reading this u can't stop. If you do you will have bad luck for a whole year
As I was saying my Annabelle and I'm 4 years old and i I'm a doll
If you don't send this letter to 15 people, I'll come into ur house at 3AM and I'll stare at u while u sleep and kill if u wake up
Don't believe me?
Lily Johnson got this chain too and she only sent it to 5 people, not good lily. So at 3AM I was in her room and I killed her at 3:30AM ha ha Lily don't mess with Annabelle
Jason Spencer got this chain too and he only sent it to 7 people, not good enough Jason , so at 3AM I was in his wardrobe and I scared him to death when he woke up to get dressed ha ha Jason don't EVER mess with Annabelle
Lizzie Clandon got this chain too and she only sent it to 10 people, not good at all. So at 3AM I went into her room and touched her feet while she was sleeping and rushed into her parents room saying that she had a bad dream so her Dad slept it her room and the next day she didn't see her Dad in his bed all she could see is blood, Lizzie screamed and passed out and those two where never to be seen again... they say that Lizzie and her dad are ghost and there looking for little children to kill so be careful...
Wendy Kieth did the right she sent it to 20 people and she got something that she really wanted, a baby Sister called Lucy.
So they are the 4 cases and remember.
1~5 you will be killed 5~7 you will scared to death 7~10 you will feel touching ur feet at 3AM sharp 15 or more u are safe I will have good luck till the day u die
So what's it gonna be?....
Your time starts................
NOW, quick!, Hurry! U have 24 hours to send it to 15 people
The lighthouse joke/copypasta is a popular story between a self-entitled U.S. Navy aircraft carrier and a lighthouse. It has been proven to be fake by the Navy themselves and its a popular joke or tale dating all the way back to 1930s.
ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.
Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."
Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
“Loss” is one of the most well known 4 panel comics in internet history, titled loss.jpeg in which a man’s gf has a miscarriage. Everyone thought the comic was really cringy, and the 4 panel strip was ironically reposted and readapted so many times, that the basic elements of it became immediately recognizable with minimal context.
A lot of people put it as a meta joke into their comments, memes or comics hence why you’ll see a bunch of obscure lines or dots that somewhat resemble the original Loss.
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✋Excuse me sir ✋👏but 👏👉is that original post you made 👉right there 👉loss ❓☝Now hold on ☝😡it might sound ridiculous 😡😤but bare with me here. 😤👀You see 👀 there's 4️⃣ panels ☝let's count them ☝ 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ panels ❗️❗️✋And you know what else has 4️⃣ panels ❓😤That's right 😤😡loss does ❗️😡 👇But i'm not done yet 👇 👀you see 👀👉in the first panel 👉☝there is ☝ 1️⃣ object 👈 positioned slightly to the left. 👈 😡Should I even continue ❓😡😤I guess I will 😤😒as you still don't understand. 😒 😲I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme 😲🙄so I don't expect you to understand it. 🙄 💁 Anyways 💁 ✌️ in the second panel ✌️👀there are 2️⃣ objects 👀👉next to each other 👉 👇with one being slightly below the other. 👇☝ In the 3️⃣rd panel ☝ ✌️another 2️⃣ objects are present ✌️ 🙌right next to each other. 🙌 👆 Finally, 👆 there are, yet again, 2️⃣ objects 👆 🤙 which form an L shape. 🤙 👀Everything looks like it's adding up 👀😤therefore😤😡it HAS to be loss ❗️❗️😒You need to make it less obvious next time 😒🙄if you want it to be more funny. 🙄
Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus
Hello! I am Albanian computer virus. due to poor technology in my come country, I am not able to hack your computer. If you would be so kind to delete one of your important files. Thank you for your cooperation!
