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Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me!

    It started off as a Facebook comment that became a meme. The slang and context would be changed based on whichever country they are on.

    UK

    Hilarious post, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK.🇬🇧 💪😁

    Australia

    Absolutely crackin' post mate 😂😂 got a long cackle out of me! Even made my Billabong chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as them anklebiters say these days! Cheers from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🪃💪😁 
    This was such an........... absolutely crackin' post mate 😂😂 got a long cackle out of me! Even made my Billabong chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as them anklebiters say these days! Cheers from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🪃💪😁

    Canada

    Absolutely fuckin’ great post, bud! Got a good laugh outta me, eh! Even made my house hippo giggle! You could even say “Skibidi” as the kiddos would say, eh? Greetings from Canada, by the way!

    Russia

    Nice post comrade. Got a laugh out of me. Even made my wife spit out her vodka a little. You could even call it skibidi as the little ones say these days. Cheers from ze motherland.


    BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina

      when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? 
      240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system

      Girl, are you a book…

        Girl, are you a book…

…Cause i wanna open you on a desk, linger my eyes over you, try flipping a page, get a paper cut, get mad and slam you shut, throw you against the wall, pick you back up, try to read you, skip over some letters because of my dyslexia, get upset that im a iPad baby and cant read, start crying because i cant read, then cry my self to sleep.

        Greetings, You have been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation.

          You’ve been selected to pick cotton copypasta

          These racist texts were sent anonymously to troll people after former President Donald Trump won the presidential race in 2024.

          Greetings! 
You’ve been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 12AM JANUARY 13 SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a White Van, be prepared to be searched down once you’ve entered the plantation. You are in Plantation Group A. 
          Greetings! 👋 You’ve 🫵 been selected ✅ to 2️⃣ pick cotton 🍃🤏 at the nearest plantation! 🚜

Be ready 🧍‍♂️ at 12AM JANUARY 13 🕒 SHARP #️⃣ with your 🫵 belongings. 💼 Our Executive Slaves 👨‍💼 will come get you 🫵 in a White Van 🚐, be prepared to be searched 🔎 down 📉 once 1️⃣ you've 🫵 entered the plantation. 🚜 You 🫵 are in Plantation Group A. 🚜
          Greetings,

You have been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 1:00 pm SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a Brown Van, be prepared to be searched down once you’ve enter the plantation. You are in Plantation Group C. good day.

          Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.

            Tinder bio copypasta

            Similar to the “Seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex future divorce” copypasta, its a series of Tinder copypastas that is often used in a user’s bio as a joke.

            Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.
Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.