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    Loss

      Loss.jpg is a decade old 4 panel comic strip from the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Delete

      Loss” is one of the most well known 4 panel comics in internet history, titled loss.jpeg in which a man’s gf has a miscarriage. Everyone thought the comic was really cringy, and the 4 panel strip was ironically reposted and readapted so many times, that the basic elements of it became immediately recognizable with minimal context.

      A lot of people put it as a meta joke into their comments, memes or comics hence why you’ll see a bunch of obscure lines or dots that somewhat resemble the original Loss.

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      ✋Excuse me sir ✋👏but 👏👉is that original post you made 👉right there 👉loss ❓☝Now hold on ☝😡it might sound ridiculous 😡😤but bare with me here. 😤👀You see 👀 there's 4️⃣ panels ☝let's count them ☝ 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ panels ❗️❗️✋And you know what else has 4️⃣ panels ❓😤That's right 😤😡loss does ❗️😡 👇But i'm not done yet 👇 👀you see 👀👉in the first panel 👉☝there is ☝ 1️⃣ object 👈 positioned slightly to the left. 👈 😡Should I even continue ❓😡😤I guess I will 😤😒as you still don't understand. 😒 😲I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme 😲🙄so I don't expect you to understand it. 🙄 💁‍ Anyways 💁‍ ✌️ in the second panel ✌️👀there are 2️⃣ objects 👀👉next to each other 👉 👇with one being slightly below the other. 👇☝ In the 3️⃣rd panel ☝ ✌️another 2️⃣ objects are present ✌️ 🙌right next to each other. 🙌 👆 Finally, 👆 there are, yet again, 2️⃣ objects 👆 🤙 which form an L shape. 🤙 👀Everything looks like it's adding up 👀😤therefore😤😡it HAS to be loss ❗️❗️😒You need to make it less obvious next time 😒🙄if you want it to be more funny. 🙄

      Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology

        Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus 
        Hello! I am Albanian computer virus. due to poor technology in my come country, I am not able to hack your computer. If you would be so kind to delete one of your important files. Thank you for your cooperation! 

        Pronoun Jokes

          1. What is a male Jewish New Zealander's pronoun? He/Brew 
          2. What are a donkey's pronouns? He/haw 
          3. I am a cowboy, but my pronouns are Ye/Haw. 
          4. What are Dolores Umbridge's pronouns? Hem/hem 
          5. I now identify as boring; my preferred pronouns are ho/hum. 
          6. What are a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight? He/hiss 
          7. I identify as an ambulance; my pronouns are wee/woo. 
          8. My preferred pronoun is letter. I was born female, but I identify as mail. 
          9. What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by? She/herb 
          10. I identify as sarcastic; my pronouns are har/har. 
          11. What pronouns do comedians use? He/he/he/he 
          12. What are a sheep farmer's pronouns? She/ar 
          13. What pronouns do serial killers go by? Man/slaughter READ ALSO Edson Jeune: Facts about the ex-husband of the NBC producer Benita Alexander 
          14. What pronouns did Julius Cesar use? Ze/Zir 
          15. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah 
          16. What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns? Hizzle/shizzle 
          17. I gender identify as Michael Jackson; my pronouns are hee/hee. 
          18. I identify as a chocolate bar; my pronouns are her/she. 
          19. I am Jewish and nonbinary; my pronouns are oy/they. 
          20. Eeyore recently changed genders; the preferred pronouns are he/haw. 
          21. I identify as Giantkin, and my pronouns are phe/phi/pho/phum. 
          22. My pronouns are; why/God/why. 
          23. If you are under 5'5", your pronouns are ima/little/tea/pot; If you are over 5'11", your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum. READ ALSO Jeffrey Brezovar's bio: meet the father of the fast-rising star Milo Manheim 
          24. Are pronouns just really good at being nouns? 
          25. My pronouns are Oompa/Loompa; please do not assume. 
          26. I am changing my pronouns to Almond Joy/Mounds because sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I do not. 27. My pronouns are rare/medium rare; if you do not use these, my feelings and mental health are at steak. 
          28. Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me? 
          29. What are a chocolate kiss's preferred pronouns? Her/she 

          Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

            Women Fear Me, Fish Fear Me copypasta
            Women Want Me
            Fish Fear Me
            Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me
            As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence
            I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.
            Women Fear Me
            Fish Fear Me
            Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me
            As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence
            I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.
            Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

            Where were u when submarine die?

              Apology for bad English
              
              Where were u when submarine die
              
              I was at house eating Dorito when phone ring
              
              “Submarine is kill”
              
              “No…”