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I am racist

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    I am racist I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 📷. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist. I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.

    Joemama is Joe Swanson’s African ancestor

      Joemama is real
      Joemama is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joemama following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well.

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        Computer virus
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        An elderly woman has been messaging people

          WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON'T TURN OFF.

          Only a spoonful explained

            Comically large spoon copypasta
            Original meme
            As we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat some ice cream but his friend resorts at him, saying he can only have a spoonful and nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language that he is in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to be in possession of a massive spoon to eat 
            Ok... so hear me out. This dude is at his friends house. They’re just hanging out like friends do. But then all of a sudden, this dude has a desire for some ice cream. This is where it get interesting. The dude sees his friend in the kitchen with him. “Ayo dog can I get some ice cream?” He asks. His friend decides to be a good friend and let him have some ice cream, but he limits his amount of ice cream to only a spoonful. “Only a spoonful.” he says. This is where it gets really good. This dude knew he was gonna only let him have a spoonful, therefore he came prepared. As he is about to open the fridge to aquire the ice cream. As he puts hus hand on the handle, he looks at his friend with an evil smirk on his face. He pulls out a spoon that is above average size. Normally referred to as a comically large spoon. His friend knew that he had messed up because the giant spoon is still a spoon, therefore it was still a spoonful. He opens up the fridge to acquire the ice cream and then the video ends. Now tell me, is that not the funniest shit you’ve ever heard?

            “Only A Spoonful” But It’s Verbose

            Casual greeting, my close friend. I am requesting access to the product of which you own inside of your refrigerator, that product being a sweet and frozen food typically eaten as a snack or dessert.

I will allow you access to this product of mine under one condition. You are only allowed to consume the amount of ice cream to fill a spoon.

King Bach then pulls out a comically large spoon with a smug look on his face. The twist here is that due to the spoon being comically large, King Bach can eat pretty much all the ice cream he wants, while still only having a spoonful of ice cream.
            A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.

"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."

King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon