Jokes
Copypasta related to an internet joke.
If 700,000 people die in hospitals every year.

If 700,000 people die in hospitals every year. Why don't we close down these hospitals and prevent those deaths? (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ
I got a dig bick
1- I got a dig bick
2- you that read wrong
3- you read that wrong too
4- you checked
5- you smiled
7- your wondering why your still
this reading this
8- you saw that mistake.... Right? (on 7)
10- but did you see that I skipped 6?
10- you checked
11- and saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12- I said saw you, not you saw
13- I also skipped 2
14- you just got tricked
15- I am just wasting your time, everyone says "I deserve a like" but I probably don't haha, but go back to reading those comments you beautiful creature?
What is sex
A teacher asked her class
“What is sex?”
Johnny got up and said:
"Sex is a temptation ,
caused by a sensation
where a boy sticks his location
into a girl's destination
to increase the population
of the next generation.
Did you get my explanation ?
Or do you need a demonstration?
The teacher shot him 27 times in the torso
I would like to posit a theory.

I would like to posit a theory. In 1975, a Republican president fell down the stairs one time. In 2021, a Democrat president fell up the stairs three times. 2021-1975=46. 3-1=2. Down and up cancel each other out. In 46 years, a third-party president will board an airplane without falling. Thank you
Like this if your against bullying.

The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.