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Pizza, pasta, put it in a box

    Pizza, pasta, put it in a box.
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    Pizza, pasta, put it in a box. Deliver it to my house and put it on my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock. Cheesy on my peeny and some sauce-a on my balls.


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      Lazy SCP writers be like

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        A wise man once said

          A wise man once said; “the smaller the breasts, the closer you are to their hearts!”

A wiser man once said; “bigger breasts are the expansion of the heart!”

And the wisest man once said; “you must cherish the entire woman, as she’s the only doorway to her heart!”

          I am looking for a girl with big tits.

            It's Matteiie on IG. 
            When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

            Liek dis if u cry evrytiem

              I cri evrytiem
              Wun day, a boi n a gurl wer walkin w skool. Dey wer holdin handz and redy 2 seluhbrayt der 2 hour aniverssaree.

Da gurl turnt 2 da boi n say "bbz, do u luv me 4ever?!"

Da boi turnt 2 her n say "NO!"

Da gurl wuz <3brokn n run away frum da boi. She run in2 da street n got hit by a car.

Da boi run ovur 2 da gurl n hold her az she dyieng

"I wuz gonna say, I luv u 5ever"

Da boy den pull out hiz gat n shoot himself ded.

As his bodee hit da assfalt, a bawks rolled of his poccet. A bootyful dimund ring wuz nside.

Liek dis if u cry evrytiem