Ben Dover (bend over)
Phil McCraken (fill my crack in).
Zach Madeek (suck my dick)
Ophelia McCaulk (Oh, feel ya' my cock.)
Eileen Dover (I leaned over).
Don Kedick (donkey dick.)
Wayne Kerr (wanker).
Mike Hunt (my cunt)
Mike Hawk(my cock)
Jack Hoffman (jack off man)
Pete Ophelia (pedophilia?)
Hugh Janus(Huge Anus)
Donald Trump(Grab her right in the kitty)
Mike Cox (my cock’s)
Masaj Madique(massage my dick)
Philip Oliver Holes(fill up all of my holess)
Jenny Talia (genitalia)
Barry McCockiner (bury my cock in her)
Harry Balsagna
Eric Shun
So this penis walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, “Why the fuck is there a giant walking penis in my place of business? What morbid Lovecraftian monstrosity is this, where a male sex organ has taken an anthropomorphic form and moved frictionlessly to my very own bar? What does this creature possess? Can it think? Feel? Love? Hate? What are the inner workings of this nightmarish oddity, and, more importantly, where did it come from? This is the scariest moment of my life, and I will be forever haunted by the deep psychological trauma of encountering a living, breathing, walking penis capable of conscious decision-making.”
9:00: GAY LESON!! 9:45: how to be be GAYY!! 10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!! 11:15: GAY RECESS!! 11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!! 12:45: GAY LESON!!! 1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!! 2:15: BLM PERIOD!!! 3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!! 3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!
THIS ISWHAT LEFT WANT!
is it normal for a 14 yo boy to have a dick? it started growing at such a fast pace all of sudden, I am too desperate because I don't know what to do!! Should I chop the thing off??
I have a system of 911,420 alters!
Here are some of them ✨✨✨✨
Dream (he/him/she/her/ße/ßeself/racist/racistself) (struggles from ADHD, cancer, and DID), straight, triggered by cheaters
COVID-19 (mask/maskself) (struggles with being sexist), pansexual, anti vax, triggered by vaccines
Margaret Thatcher (she/her/piss/pissself/Britainself) (hates Argentinian people), asexual,
McDonalds Big Mac (she/her/burgerself/cum/cumself) (suffers from diarrhea), shitsexual
The US State of Missouri (Missouri/Missouriself) (has OCD, Tourette’s, ADHD, Depression, DID, OSDD, Cancer, Gonorrhea, and COVID), goth, bisexual, trans, triggered by high crime rates
Uncle Clarence (he/him/molesterself), gay, triggered by women (sorry!)
My Toilet (it/itself/piss/pissself/shit/shitself) (has diarrhea and PTSD), pansexual, has a piss kink, triggered by plungers
Joseph Stalin (he/him/Swedish Welfare System) (hates Ukrainians), asexual, triggered by food, especially wheat
I hope I am valid 💕💕💕💖💖✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨🖤💜💜🖤💜🖤💜 -Margaret Thatcher
