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◄ ▲ ► ▼ sorry I dropped my bag of doritos ▼ ◄▼

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    ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place

      ᵘʷᵘ   oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ           ᵘʷᵘ 
         ᵘʷᵘ
               ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ     frick sorry guys
      ᵘʷᵘ             ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ     ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ  ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping 
      ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place  ᵘʷᵘ
         ᵘʷᵘ     ᵘʷᵘ sorry
      ᵘʷᵘ   oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ           ᵘʷᵘ    ᵘʷᵘ                   ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ     frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ             ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ     ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ  ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place  ᵘʷᵘ         ᵘʷᵘ     ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ      ᵘʷᵘ           ᵘʷᵘ 

      I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia.

        Okay so this may sound like im messing with you but I promise I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

        Discord ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

          How to get the ⓘ status as your Discord profile?

          When you set status you can choose “custom” and enter the copypasta there

          ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.

          How to get warning ‘User is under supervision of the FBI’ in messages

          Use this:

          -# replace this with anything you want. [Text here](<link here>) 

          the -# creates a subtext displayed in a smaller font than normal text like in that pic, and the []() part makes the text you put in clickable and redirects to the link you put in. The link being inside the <> prevents the link from displaying an embed.

          Steam user is suspected to be…

          ⓘ This Steam user is suspected to be a homosexual.

          Reddit

          ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online spam organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Reddit staff.

          Other

          ⓘ I'm gonna touch you
          ⓘ This user is suspected to have illegally traveled in cross-time and across realities if spotted inform your nearest celestial forces

          Sometimes when I am bored, I go into the garden, cover myself in dirt and I pretend I am a carrot/radish.

            Its an old copypasta that originated from an old skit on Youtube titled “I’m Enjoying A Treat, Derrick!“.

            I know nobody will see my status, but sometimes, when I am bored, I go into the garden, cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a carrot.
            Sometimes when I am home alone I bury myself in the dirt in my garden and pretend to be a carrot
            I know no one will read this, but sometimes I like to take a shovel go into the garden and dig myself into the ground and pretend that I'm a radish 

            Loss

              Loss.jpg is a decade old 4 panel comic strip from the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Delete

              Loss” is one of the most well known 4 panel comics in internet history, titled loss.jpeg in which a man’s gf has a miscarriage. Everyone thought the comic was really cringy, and the 4 panel strip was ironically reposted and readapted so many times, that the basic elements of it became immediately recognizable with minimal context.

              A lot of people put it as a meta joke into their comments, memes or comics hence why you’ll see a bunch of obscure lines or dots that somewhat resemble the original Loss.

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              ✋Excuse me sir ✋👏but 👏👉is that original post you made 👉right there 👉loss ❓☝Now hold on ☝😡it might sound ridiculous 😡😤but bare with me here. 😤👀You see 👀 there's 4️⃣ panels ☝let's count them ☝ 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ panels ❗️❗️✋And you know what else has 4️⃣ panels ❓😤That's right 😤😡loss does ❗️😡 👇But i'm not done yet 👇 👀you see 👀👉in the first panel 👉☝there is ☝ 1️⃣ object 👈 positioned slightly to the left. 👈 😡Should I even continue ❓😡😤I guess I will 😤😒as you still don't understand. 😒 😲I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme 😲🙄so I don't expect you to understand it. 🙄 💁‍ Anyways 💁‍ ✌️ in the second panel ✌️👀there are 2️⃣ objects 👀👉next to each other 👉 👇with one being slightly below the other. 👇☝ In the 3️⃣rd panel ☝ ✌️another 2️⃣ objects are present ✌️ 🙌right next to each other. 🙌 👆 Finally, 👆 there are, yet again, 2️⃣ objects 👆 🤙 which form an L shape. 🤙 👀Everything looks like it's adding up 👀😤therefore😤😡it HAS to be loss ❗️❗️😒You need to make it less obvious next time 😒🙄if you want it to be more funny. 🙄