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Hi, my name is Annabelle.

    Annabelle doll prank chain text
    Hi did you go to school
    
    Hi, my name is Annabelle. Once you have started reading this u can't stop. If you do you will have bad luck for a whole year
    
    As I was saying my Annabelle and I'm 4 years old and i I'm a doll
    
    If you don't send this letter to 15 people, I'll come into ur house at 3AM and I'll stare at u while u sleep and kill if u wake up
    
    Don't believe me?
    
    Lily Johnson got this chain too and she only sent it to 5 people, not good lily. So at 3AM I was in her room and I killed her at 3:30AM ha ha Lily don't mess with Annabelle
    
    Jason Spencer got this chain too and he only sent it to 7 people, not good enough Jason , so at 3AM I was in his wardrobe and I scared him to death when he woke up to get dressed ha ha Jason don't EVER mess with Annabelle
    
    Lizzie Clandon got this chain too and she only sent it to 10 people, not good at all. So at 3AM I went into her room and touched her feet while she was sleeping and rushed into her parents room saying that she had a bad dream so her Dad slept it her room and the next day she didn't see her Dad in his bed all she could see is blood, Lizzie screamed and passed out and those two where never to be seen again... they say that Lizzie and her dad are ghost and there looking for little children to kill so be careful...
    
    Wendy Kieth did the right she sent it to 20 people and she got something that she really wanted, a baby Sister called Lucy.
    
    So they are the 4 cases and remember.
    
    1~5 you will be killed 5~7 you will scared to death 7~10 you will feel touching ur feet at 3AM sharp 15 or more u are safe I will have good luck till the day u die
    
    So what's it gonna be?....
    
    Your time starts................
    
    NOW, quick!, Hurry! U have 24 hours to send it to 15 people
    

    This is a lighthouse. Your call.

      The lighthouse aka I'm a lighthouse copypasta

      The lighthouse joke/copypasta is a popular story between a self-entitled U.S. Navy aircraft carrier and a lighthouse. It has been proven to be fake by the Navy themselves and its a popular joke or tale dating all the way back to 1930s.

      ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.
      
      Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."
      
      Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."
      
      Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
      
      Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
      
      Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
      
      Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call." 

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        Loss

          Loss.jpg is a decade old 4 panel comic strip from the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Delete

          Loss” is one of the most well known 4 panel comics in internet history, titled loss.jpeg in which a man’s gf has a miscarriage. Everyone thought the comic was really cringy, and the 4 panel strip was ironically reposted and readapted so many times, that the basic elements of it became immediately recognizable with minimal context.

          A lot of people put it as a meta joke into their comments, memes or comics hence why you’ll see a bunch of obscure lines or dots that somewhat resemble the original Loss.

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          ✋Excuse me sir ✋👏but 👏👉is that original post you made 👉right there 👉loss ❓☝Now hold on ☝😡it might sound ridiculous 😡😤but bare with me here. 😤👀You see 👀 there's 4️⃣ panels ☝let's count them ☝ 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ panels ❗️❗️✋And you know what else has 4️⃣ panels ❓😤That's right 😤😡loss does ❗️😡 👇But i'm not done yet 👇 👀you see 👀👉in the first panel 👉☝there is ☝ 1️⃣ object 👈 positioned slightly to the left. 👈 😡Should I even continue ❓😡😤I guess I will 😤😒as you still don't understand. 😒 😲I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme 😲🙄so I don't expect you to understand it. 🙄 💁‍ Anyways 💁‍ ✌️ in the second panel ✌️👀there are 2️⃣ objects 👀👉next to each other 👉 👇with one being slightly below the other. 👇☝ In the 3️⃣rd panel ☝ ✌️another 2️⃣ objects are present ✌️ 🙌right next to each other. 🙌 👆 Finally, 👆 there are, yet again, 2️⃣ objects 👆 🤙 which form an L shape. 🤙 👀Everything looks like it's adding up 👀😤therefore😤😡it HAS to be loss ❗️❗️😒You need to make it less obvious next time 😒🙄if you want it to be more funny. 🙄

          Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology

            Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus 
            Hello! I am Albanian computer virus. due to poor technology in my come country, I am not able to hack your computer. If you would be so kind to delete one of your important files. Thank you for your cooperation! 

            Pronoun Jokes

              1. What is a male Jewish New Zealander's pronoun? He/Brew 
              2. What are a donkey's pronouns? He/haw 
              3. I am a cowboy, but my pronouns are Ye/Haw. 
              4. What are Dolores Umbridge's pronouns? Hem/hem 
              5. I now identify as boring; my preferred pronouns are ho/hum. 
              6. What are a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight? He/hiss 
              7. I identify as an ambulance; my pronouns are wee/woo. 
              8. My preferred pronoun is letter. I was born female, but I identify as mail. 
              9. What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by? She/herb 
              10. I identify as sarcastic; my pronouns are har/har. 
              11. What pronouns do comedians use? He/he/he/he 
              12. What are a sheep farmer's pronouns? She/ar 
              13. What pronouns do serial killers go by? Man/slaughter READ ALSO Edson Jeune: Facts about the ex-husband of the NBC producer Benita Alexander 
              14. What pronouns did Julius Cesar use? Ze/Zir 
              15. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah 
              16. What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns? Hizzle/shizzle 
              17. I gender identify as Michael Jackson; my pronouns are hee/hee. 
              18. I identify as a chocolate bar; my pronouns are her/she. 
              19. I am Jewish and nonbinary; my pronouns are oy/they. 
              20. Eeyore recently changed genders; the preferred pronouns are he/haw. 
              21. I identify as Giantkin, and my pronouns are phe/phi/pho/phum. 
              22. My pronouns are; why/God/why. 
              23. If you are under 5'5", your pronouns are ima/little/tea/pot; If you are over 5'11", your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum. READ ALSO Jeffrey Brezovar's bio: meet the father of the fast-rising star Milo Manheim 
              24. Are pronouns just really good at being nouns? 
              25. My pronouns are Oompa/Loompa; please do not assume. 
              26. I am changing my pronouns to Almond Joy/Mounds because sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I do not. 27. My pronouns are rare/medium rare; if you do not use these, my feelings and mental health are at steak. 
              28. Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me? 
              29. What are a chocolate kiss's preferred pronouns? Her/she