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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora

    🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora

🤠 🙃 *flips upside down and fedora falls off

🙃 🙁 😶 *tries to flip back up but the smile won't flip so dissolves face

😶😷 *puts on facemask to fit in with no mouth

😷 😶 😆😂 *gets ridiculed for having no mouth

😶🔪😐🤐 *Cuts a hole in face with knife and puts zipper over it to heal

😐👦👨👴 *face heals with growth

👴💀 *dies

🎩

Like if you cried 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

    Jack and Jill

      Jack and Jill went up the hill🗻🏞

So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬

🅱️ut Jack got a shock😳🙌💯

And a mouthful of cock👄💦🍆

Cause Jill’s real name is R🅰️ndy 😈

      general grievous doe

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        Feet

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          I’m seeing some major red flags in your story

            🚩🇦🇫🇦🇱🇦🇴🇦🇩🇦🇬🇦🇹🇦🇺🇧🇭🇧🇩🇧🇾🇦🇿🇧🇾🇧🇲🇧🇯🇧🇬🇨🇦🇧🇫🇧🇮🇰🇭🇨🇲🇨🇱🇨🇳🇹🇩🇩🇰🇭🇷🇨🇺🇩🇴🇪🇨🇨🇿🇪🇬🇪🇷🇸🇿🇬🇮🇬🇪🇬🇱🇬🇬🇭🇰🇮🇩🇮🇲🇰🇮🇱🇻🇰🇬🇱🇷🇯🇵🇲🇦🇲🇪🇳🇴🇲🇰🇰🇵🇵🇪🇵🇷🇼🇸🇸🇽🇨🇭🇹🇼🇹🇱🇹🇳🇹🇹🇹🇴🇼🇫🇻🇳🇻🇪🇺🇸🇬🇧🇾🇪🇹🇷🇸🇷

            Billie Ellish is 18 years old now, y’all know what that means

              Billie Ellish 🙎🏼‍♀️is 18 🔞years old now🤭, y'all 🤠 know what that means 😳🤭. Yes, she's now legaly 👮‍♂️allowed to operate the 2019 Viper🐍 Rt80 8000lb Air🌬 Pneumatic Forklift Hatz Diesel Lift Truck 🚛... That is of course if she acquires the proper certification... 😳