Whip nae nae
Now watch me whip!
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🍆HAPPY SPANKSGIVING💦
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 💦
WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 💦 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED 🌊👻 ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN'T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️Did you just try to troll me?
Hold on, bucko. 😤 Did you just try to troll me? Well, NEWS FLASH BUD!!! I was JOKING!!!! 😂😂 You can't troll me, you idiot. Alright, listen. I know not to feed the trolls 😏, so I'll keep this short:
Fuck you. I hate everything about you. Internet "trolls" disgust me 🤮. Trolling is NOT allowed here, okay bud? 🙄 You need to stop. If you think you got me or made me mad, GUESS WHAT?? You're dealing with a level 7 social media INFLUENCER 😎😎. You can't even begin to match my power. You are an ant and I am the anteater. 😤
I bet you sleep in your gamer chair, you fat idiot. 😂 All day, you just TROLL people on the internet. This is bullying 😡. Stop it. NOW. You try to make people look bad on the internet, but look at yourself, buddy!! 🤪😂. I'm making such a fool out of YOU!!! 😎👏
In conclusion, you are the scum of this earth.‼️🌍Do not message me again, or you will face the consequences of messing with an influencer such as I. Good riddance, filthy troll. 😤😡If my Nerf Guns and my girl drowning
If my Nerf Guns 👌🏾❗️ and my girl 😍💁🏼♀️ both drowning 😱🌊 and I could only save one 😤😬 Catch me at my girls funeral 😔👻🌹 Cuz its NERF or NOTHING 😏💯🔥😎Incest is bad
guys😲i just found out😮😮
so i was fucking🍑 my sister💁🏼♀️ as usual🤭 when a thoguth🤔 came to my mimnd🤯🤯🤯: isnt incest 🚫wrong🚫
so i instantly🚫 took my dickc🍆 out o f her💁🏼♀️ and picked her up, she had a ocnufsed😲 look on her face😩 and then I threw↗️💯 her out of yhte window🚪
she died instntly🗿 and thats when i realized😩 i had bcome💯 a better prson🎅🏼, because i stopped doig incest🍌.
later i was fucking🍆💦 my mom👵🏼 and she agreed👍🏻 that insects 🐑 is bad😩
hope u consider my infomration⚠️ and use it to becom a better🛐 perosn
bye 👋👋👋👋👋👋