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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Do your shoes need shining

    Dream is an American YouTuber known primarily for Minecraft content and speedrun videos.
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    DREAM ‼️ DREAM ‼️ Hello 😃👋🏻 Do your shoes need shining? 🤔👟✨ Dream 😳‼️ Dream please 🥺☹️🙏 Do you need coffee? 👀☕ Come back 😫 PLEASE my clout 😤🤑 Don't go away from me 🥺 Dream please 😍


    IF 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 SEE 🇺🇸 A LINK 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 SAYS

      USA USA USA!
      IF 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 SEE 🇺🇸 A LINK 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 SAYS 🇺🇸 DONALD 🇺🇸 TRUMP 🇺🇸 NUDES 🇺🇸 DON’T 🇺🇸 CLICK 🇺🇸 ITS 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 VIRUS 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 PUTS 🇺🇸 AMERICAN 🇺🇸 FLAGS 🇺🇸 BETWEEN 🇺🇸 EVERY 🇺🇸 WORD 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 TYPE

      Hoevid-19

        Hoevid-19
        Did u hear 👂about 👂the 👨‍💼president👹? That’s right, our 👎fuckscist 🇺🇸daddy 🙎‍♂️has been brought to his 🥺😩knees🥺😩 by that sexy 🥵💃🏻sickening 💃🏻💅🏼lady 🦠hoevid-19👄. I’m a 👩‍🔬dumb bitch 🤷🏻‍♀️just like 🍆dongald tramp 💋but the 🧮math 🧮 just doesn’t make 🤯sense now that 19 >>>>> 45 😰. Mister 🍑 Dump 🎂rode the 🚁helicockter 🌭all way to Walter Reed to care of his Walter needs💦😛. Rumor has it 💄👅Miss Cumrona 💦🥵took up at the announcement of 🍆Suckpreme Court 👩‍⚖️nomitease 😜Amy Horny 🥺😈Barrett and baby did she 🤤spread🤪. Other men taken by this 🦠viral slut 🌮 include se- 🥜-ors Mike Lee and Thom Twolips🥠. Send this to your 🔟favorite panty-fas. Get 7️⃣back and clean 🧼and free like Joe Thighden 👯‍♀️get 5️⃣back and cough you might have a 🦴🤤😏 sore throat get 3️⃣back and you’re Melania, getting sick in bed 🤢with the president

        If my girl and my beyblades are both drowning

          Beyblade or catch a fade 
          If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my nigga🙏👊😠💯😭

          Every Instagram girls bio:

            🏳️‍🌈He/Him They/Them🏳️‍🌈
🏳️‍🌈Trans queer non conforming🏳️‍🌈
🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist🏳️‍🌈
🏳️‍🌈Pansexual Transhumanist🏳️‍🌈
🐶💕Furry Lover / Fursuiter 💕🐶
💔😢Depressed / Anxious 😢💔
💜Feminist / Pro-Women's Choice💜
👊🏿✊🏿BLM / Anti-White America✊🏿👊🏿
❌👮🏻‍♀️Anti Racist Pigs👮🏻‍♀️❌
🚫🧔🏻Fight the Patriarchy🧔🏻🚫
❤️💛Anaracho-Communist💛❤️
‼️❌No Human is ILLEGAL❌‼️
🏴🚩ANTIFIA Supersoldier🚩🏴
🚫🔫BAN Assult Rifles🔫❌
🥦🥬Vegan living Helathy🥬🥦

            WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME

              🔊🔊🚨🚨WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸ALERT. INCOMING 🐸DANK 👽MEME🐸 👐👌HEADING STRAIGHT 🚀🚀YOUR WAY. 🔜👆👆👆PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS🚧🚧 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸 🌋🌋🌋 .BUCKLE UP♿♿♿ THEM SEATBELTS👮👮,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT📵📵 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS👅👅🍑🍑🍑🍩🍩💩💩 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 🚬🚬 🍁🏭🍁🏭🍁🚬🚬DANK FACTORY.