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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


If my girl and my beyblades are both drowning

    Beyblade or catch a fade
    If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my nigga🙏👊😠💯😭


    Every Instagram girls bio:

      🏳️‍🌈He/Him They/Them🏳️‍🌈
      🏳️‍🌈Trans queer non conforming🏳️‍🌈
      🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist🏳️‍🌈
      🏳️‍🌈Pansexual Transhumanist🏳️‍🌈
      🐶💕Furry Lover / Fursuiter 💕🐶
      💔😢Depressed / Anxious 😢💔
      💜Feminist / Pro-Women's Choice💜
      👊🏿✊🏿BLM / Anti-White America✊🏿👊🏿
      ❌👮🏻‍♀️Anti Racist Pigs👮🏻‍♀️❌
      🚫🧔🏻Fight the Patriarchy🧔🏻🚫
      ❤️💛Anaracho-Communist💛❤️
      ‼️❌No Human is ILLEGAL❌‼️
      🏴🚩ANTIFIA Supersoldier🚩🏴
      🚫🔫BAN Assult Rifles🔫❌
      🥦🥬Vegan living Helathy🥬🥦

      WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME

        🔊🔊🚨🚨WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸ALERT. INCOMING 🐸DANK 👽MEME🐸 👐👌HEADING STRAIGHT 🚀🚀YOUR WAY. 🔜👆👆👆PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS🚧🚧 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸 🌋🌋🌋 .BUCKLE UP♿♿♿ THEM SEATBELTS👮👮,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT📵📵 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS👅👅🍑🍑🍑🍩🍩💩💩 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 🚬🚬 🍁🏭🍁🏭🍁🚬🚬DANK FACTORY.

        If Trump Wins

          Trump during the 2020 presidential debate
          If Trump 👹 Wins The Election 😡📝🎟I Am Moving 🚚 Out Of The Country ✈️📦🏃🏼 Goodbye😰👋🏽🛫 America 🇺🇸💔 Hello 😍👋🏽 Hawaii 🌴🌊☀️🏄🏽.

          Who is Belle Delphine? 🙄🥱🤭🤔

            Belle Delphine my queen
            Who is Belle Delphine? 🙄🥱🤭🤔
            
            In math: My Solution 😊🤩
            
            In history: My Queen 😫👑
            
            In art: My Canvas 🎨🎉
            
            In science: My Oxygen 🍃😀
            
            In geography: My World 🌍🤯
            

            Say 🎩 hi 👁 to 👁 your 👄 mother. 🎀

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