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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


God’s Statistics

    also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏

    Oh😏 guys😎 I’ve👈 been😯 playing😲 Pokemon😩GO

      Oh😏 guys😎 I've👈 been😯 playing😲 Pokemon😩GO😰.... HOLD✋ UP☝ ring📞ding🎧 (x3) wait😲 are🙊you🙎 playing📲 Pokemon😩GO😰 as😨 well?😱 a😦 fellow😥 gamer?😵 PUH😫 POG😼 I🔝 CANT😋 BELIVE😮 THIS🙏

      Shawty’s👱🏻‍♀️ like🤤a🅰️melody

        Na ✊na✊na ✊na ✊everyday
        Shawty's👱🏻‍♀️ like🤤a🅰️melody🎶in⬆️my🙋‍♀️head🧠 That I😃can't😞 keep ✊out👉 Got me 😄singin'🎵like💕 Na ✊na✊na ✊na ✊everyday📆 It's like 💕my 🙏ipod 📱stuck💋 on replay🔁, replay🔄-ay-ay-ay

        DID U JUST MAKE A FUCKING HAZBIN HOTEL REFERENCE 🤢😠😡🤬!!!!!

          Hazbin Hotel is the work of devil
          DID U JUST MAKE A FUCKING HAZBIN HOTEL REFERENCE 🤢😠😡🤬!!!!!

WEE WOO WEE WOO SIREN SOUNDS🚓. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BUCKAROO👮‍♂️✋

IT APPEARS U HAVE MADE A REFERENCE TO THE ANIMATED SHORT “HAZBIN HOTEL”😧

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN 😇SUB. THAT CARTOON IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL👺, MADE TO SPREAD DRUG USE💉,HOMOSEXUALITY 💏,SATANISM👹,ATHEISM🙄, PREMARITAL SEX 😡AND THE GAY😱!!!

I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KINDLY 😠ASK YOU AND YOUR REFERENCES TO KINDLY RETURN 🔙TO YOUR RESPECTIVE FANDOM SUB OR I WILL BE FORCED TO GIVE YOU THE SAD BLUE ARROW⬇️, AND YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH 🤬OF TRUE GOD ALLAH ☪️BY THE WORD OF THE QUORN. I WILL SEND U THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS🤗🙏😘 FRIEND. GOD BLESS KEANU REEVES 🧔🏻

          The f**king nail painting emoji ideology.

            just committed mass genocide 💅🏻
            💅That nail-painting emoji enrages me to an unnecessary level. It's the epitome of sassy, entitled, bitchiness and I only ever see it used in that sense. "OMG just cheated on my man hahahaha fuck everyoneee 💅"