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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


NO❌ SIMP👼 SEPTEMBER 📆

    SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏼‍♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯‍♀️TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻

    Watashi wa 👅 a 👌 victim of 💦 cyberbullying.

      Watashi wa 👅 a 👌 victim of 💦 cyberbullying. Everyday 🗓 someone 👤 online 💻 calls 🗣 me 😭 a 👌 "weeb" desu. 👌 Watashi won't 🚫 stand 💨 for 🍆 this. 👈 26 percent 🔟 of 💦 bullying 😂 victims are 🔢 chosen due to 💦 their 🍆 race 🖕 or 💁 religion 🕋 desu. 👌 I 👁 may 🗓 look 👀 like 💖 a 👌 basic 🚂 white 👱 boy, 👦 but 🍑 deep 😱 down 🔻 I 👁 am 👏 Nihongo desu. 👌 Watashi religion 🕋 is 💦 anime. 😹 Anata wa 👅 bullying 😂 me 😭 because 💁 of 💦 my 👨 race 🖕 and 👏 religion 🕋 desu 👌 ka? Disgusting 😝 desu. 👌 Anata should 💘 be 🐝 ashamed 😳 of 💦 yourself, 🙄 pig. A 👌 baka gaijin like 💖 anata is 💦 probably 😻 jealous 😒 of 💦 my 👨 race 🖕 and 👏 culture, cause 💋 Nippon is 💦 more 🍗 sugoi than 👉 your 👏 shitty 💩 country 🏃 desu. 👌 Watashi pity 😢 anata. You'll 👉 never 🙅 be 🐝 Nihongo like 💖 watashi. I'm 💘 a 👌 weeb? Pfft. I 👁 AM 👏 AN 👹 OTAKU DESU. 👌 Educate yourself 🙄 on 🔛 nani a 👌 "weeb" is 💦 before 😂 anata try 😐 to 💦 insult 😦 watashi desu. 👌 I 👁 WILL 👏 NOT 🚫 BE 🐝 CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. 🔥 REPORTED.
      
      Arigatou 💘 for my first gold💦 and silver🔥 , Stranger sama💋 👅

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        Remember 🐘, last ♿ year 🗓 we singlehandedly liberated Hong 🇭🇰 Kong 🦍 from the evil 😈 Area ⚠💀 51 👇 aliens 👽 who were trying 💯 to take 👊 away 🥰😘😊 our epic 😎 victory 💁‍♀️🚁 royale 🎉. This was a WHOLESOME 🐯 100 🔥💯🤣 MOMENT 😳 that has permanently 🐐 solved ✔🔥 all 😂 problems ⚠ and social ❤ issues 😡 in the Special 😲 Administrative 💩 Reigon of Hong 🇭🇰 Kong!!!!1
        
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        Pfff haha 😂

          Pfff haha 😂 funny very 😂 funny funny 😂 😂 😂 lolololol 😂 😂 funnies 😂 😂 laugh out loud 😂 😂 so funny 😂 😂 very funny 😂 😂 laughing laughing 😂 😂 funnies funnies 😂 😂 hahahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 funny time 😂 😂 ROFL ROFL 😂 LOL 😂 XD 😂 XD 😂 XD haha 😂 funny 😂 fucking funny 😂 😂 haha 😂 ha ha ha ha ha ha XD XD XD 😂 😂 lol lol lol 😂 funny funny 😂 funnies ROFL ROFL ROFL 😂 😂super funny 😂 😂 so funny 😂 😂 hahahaha 😂 XD 😂XD 😂 XD 😂XD 😂 XDDDDD 😂 😂 XXXXDDDD 😂 😂 haha 😂 ha ha 😂 haha 😂ha ha 😂 funny funny funny 😂 😂so funny 😂 so very funny 😂 😂 so fucking funny 😂 😂 😂 hahahahah 😂 😂 LOL LOL LOL 😂 XD 😂 LOL 😂 laughing out loud 😂 funny laughing 😂 ha ha ha 😂 😂 😂 😂 funnies 😂 too funny 😂 😂

          I want to fuck another animated character from a video game🤐

            Holy fucking🤬shit. I want to bang💥the princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamn🤬 bad. I can't😓stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a 🥰massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking🤬sex with🤭her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers😡and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zelda’s tight ass🥵. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies😣.
            
            Fuck,🤬my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zelda’s😳ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtown😎plow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours😬 and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switch😔. I might not ever get to see Zelda again😣.