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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Watashi wa 👅 a 👌 victim of 💦 cyberbullying.

    Watashi wa 👅 a 👌 victim of 💦 cyberbullying. Everyday 🗓 someone 👤 online 💻 calls 🗣 me 😭 a 👌 "weeb" desu. 👌 Watashi won't 🚫 stand 💨 for 🍆 this. 👈 26 percent 🔟 of 💦 bullying 😂 victims are 🔢 chosen due to 💦 their 🍆 race 🖕 or 💁 religion 🕋 desu. 👌 I 👁 may 🗓 look 👀 like 💖 a 👌 basic 🚂 white 👱 boy, 👦 but 🍑 deep 😱 down 🔻 I 👁 am 👏 Nihongo desu. 👌 Watashi religion 🕋 is 💦 anime. 😹 Anata wa 👅 bullying 😂 me 😭 because 💁 of 💦 my 👨 race 🖕 and 👏 religion 🕋 desu 👌 ka? Disgusting 😝 desu. 👌 Anata should 💘 be 🐝 ashamed 😳 of 💦 yourself, 🙄 pig. A 👌 baka gaijin like 💖 anata is 💦 probably 😻 jealous 😒 of 💦 my 👨 race 🖕 and 👏 culture, cause 💋 Nippon is 💦 more 🍗 sugoi than 👉 your 👏 shitty 💩 country 🏃 desu. 👌 Watashi pity 😢 anata. You'll 👉 never 🙅 be 🐝 Nihongo like 💖 watashi. I'm 💘 a 👌 weeb? Pfft. I 👁 AM 👏 AN 👹 OTAKU DESU. 👌 Educate yourself 🙄 on 🔛 nani a 👌 "weeb" is 💦 before 😂 anata try 😐 to 💦 insult 😦 watashi desu. 👌 I 👁 WILL 👏 NOT 🚫 BE 🐝 CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. 🔥 REPORTED.

Arigatou 💘 for my first gold💦 and silver🔥 , Stranger sama💋 👅

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      Pfff haha 😂

        Pfff haha 😂 funny very 😂 funny funny 😂 😂 😂 lolololol 😂 😂 funnies 😂 😂 laugh out loud 😂 😂 so funny 😂 😂 very funny 😂 😂 laughing laughing 😂 😂 funnies funnies 😂 😂 hahahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 funny time 😂 😂 ROFL ROFL 😂 LOL 😂 XD 😂 XD 😂 XD haha 😂 funny 😂 fucking funny 😂 😂 haha 😂 ha ha ha ha ha ha XD XD XD 😂 😂 lol lol lol 😂 funny funny 😂 funnies ROFL ROFL ROFL 😂 😂super funny 😂 😂 so funny 😂 😂 hahahaha 😂 XD 😂XD 😂 XD 😂XD 😂 XDDDDD 😂 😂 XXXXDDDD 😂 😂 haha 😂 ha ha 😂 haha 😂ha ha 😂 funny funny funny 😂 😂so funny 😂 so very funny 😂 😂 so fucking funny 😂 😂 😂 hahahahah 😂 😂 LOL LOL LOL 😂 XD 😂 LOL 😂 laughing out loud 😂 funny laughing 😂 ha ha ha 😂 😂 😂 😂 funnies 😂 too funny 😂 😂

        I want to fuck another animated character from a video game🤐

          Holy fucking🤬shit. I want to bang💥the princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamn🤬 bad. I can't😓stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a 🥰massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking🤬sex with🤭her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers😡and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zelda’s tight ass🥵. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies😣.

Fuck,🤬my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zelda’s😳ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtown😎plow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours😬 and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switch😔. I might not ever get to see Zelda again😣.

          hey ladies would you like to get rich by running your own business from home?

            Hey👋 ladies💁‍♀️ 📷 Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can't. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏 you 👏 stupid 👏 cunt