It’s 420 today but I’m not smoking weed
It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the Bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏼😤Emojipasta
A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.
I guess they never miss huh 🤔❌
Hit or miss 🗡✖
I guess they never miss huh? 🤔❌
You got a boyfriend 💑
I bet he doesn't kiss ya 💏✖
Mwah 😙😚
He gon find another girl 😱🙍♀️
And he won't miss ya 😂😎
He gon skrrt and hit the dab 🚗😎
Like Wiz Khalifa 😉😉
I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑That’s some good shit right there
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitfor all the Joe-Hoes 🤤💋
hey all you proud ✊ American 🇺🇸 sluts 👅😏 we’ve got a brand new 😱🗣👁 president 🇺🇸 ERECT 🍆💦 say BYE 👋 BITCH 🥳🤚 to short dick 😂🍆 Trump 😒 and welCUM 😩 our new daddy 😘😍 Biden 😩 we are MAKING ☝️ AMERICA 🇺🇸 SLUTTY 👄👉👌🤤 AGAIN 🥳 get ready to pop 🎉 some champagne🥂 and pop that pussy 😼 cause we gettin 😈FREAKY😈 tonight 🥳 whether you’re poor 😢 or white 👨🏻 we are ALL getting some of that executive DICK 🍆🤤 from our new 🌟CUMmander in chief🤭😍💦 send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 💃 Joe-Hoes 🥴💋 who want to ride 😩😏 some of that All American 🇺🇸 DICK 😘🥴🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back and you got that patriotic 🇺🇸 pussy 😜 get 🔟 back and you’re gonna be ridin’ 🤤 daddy 😍 Biden🥳😼 for longer than it took Nevada 🙄😒 to count 🆙✍️ all the votes 🗳🥵 either way 🤷♀️ we’re ALL gonna be getting fucked 😩🥴 HARD 🍆 by this slutty 😜👅🤤 system 😏💋Guys Biden is gonna win and you know what that means?
With Biden winning it means
The 🤚 end of Racism ✊ in America 🦅
Black Lives ✊ automatically👏 matter again 👥
Corona 🦠 Virus 😷 has been Cured 🧟♀️🧟♂️
The ✋ end of all War ⚠ 🔫
No more 🤔 school shootings by 🤪 crazies 🔫
National 🤷♂️ Debt is 😎 Paid off 🤑
Women 😻 will be paid 💲 💹 and ⚖ treated equally 😂🤣
Gay 🤡 people are 🙋♀️ equal💥 to regular people 🚶♀😤😤
Stonks 📶 are 🧐 🤓 looking 💹 fire 💥 ✔