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CENTAURA REFERENCE?!?

    !!!IS THAT A CENTAURA REFERENCE?!???!!!!?😱😱😱😱😱CENTAURA IS THE BEST ROBLOX GAME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💯💯ANDREW TAU IS SO BLESSEDDD 😩😩😩😩😩ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS ZORVUS🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛▪️▫️▪️▫️▪️SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE SUN ALIVE☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️⭐️⭐️⭐️☀️BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE BALD LORE FETUS SEA MONSTER FOUND‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🐳🐳🗣️🗣️🗣️(NOT CLICKBAIT) Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻 Yo Kaden!🔻Maya is dead??!? ARAN NUKES RIAA OFF THE FACE OF FORMA💣💣💣TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR TALONA BAR VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN? VEGA FLAG WHEN? GRUSA FLAG WHEN?🏳️🏳️🏳️🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤫Big Buliding in Battery Q? DYNOMITE DYNOMITE DYNOMITE💥💥💥💥💥I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻I hate Maya Tau🔻🔻🔻20MM WHEN❓❓⁉️⁉️ 

    Father’s Day

      HEY 👋🏼 SLUTS 😘 !!! ITS FATHERS DAY👨🏻‍♂️. OPEN WIDE 😮 CAUSE DADDIES GOT 👏🏼 THAT 👏🏼 GIRTH 👏🏼 SNAKE 👋🏼 READY. 🍆 🍆 LET DADDY DRIP HIS 💦 CUMMIES 💦 ON THAT SLUT FACE 😍. ITS WETTER ☔️ THAN SPRING 🌺 IN MY BUSSY 💩 SO LET DADDY BE RAW 😱 ON HIS SPECIAL DAY 🖖🏻 ! SEND TO 🔟 OF YOUR MOISTEST 🐳 BOI TOYS 💛💚💙 WHO NEED DADDIES 💦CUMMIES 💦! 3️⃣BACK AND DADDY IS THICK N 🍖 MEATY 🍖 7️⃣BACK AND YOURE GETTING BBQ'D 🌭🌭 AND 💦CUMMIE 💦GLAZED AT THE ALL-DILFS 🍆 COOKOUT 🔟 AND YOURE HAVING A 👏🏼 WHOLE 👏🏼 DAMN 👏🏼 YEAR OF DADDY'S 💦 CUMMIES 💦 💯💯😍😍🙏🏼🙏🏼
      ITS FUCKING 🥓🍆FATHERS DAY‼️ 👨😎😏 today is a day to 🤔 remember the 🏌️MAN 👞 who 🚜 PLOWED 🍆💦 your mom 😏 and show 💃👯 appreciation to all the 😌😜 DADDIES 👉👌😍 in your life 💕. Bring him 🍳🥓 breakfast in 🛏️ bed then 😌🍭 suck your breakfast from 👇UNDER THE COVERS 😉🍆💦👄. Keep his 🍆🐓 COCK 😍🎉 HARD💪 and his 🥚⚽ BALLS 🎱🏉 empty ⏰ ALL DAY ⏳long 📏 . Today is about staying 🤗 on your 👅 KNEES 🛐 ready to 👉👌 PLEASE 🍆🎉 and making👨 DADDY 😊 happy❗ Be a good grill and take whatever 🌭🍔 MEAT 🥩🥓 he wants to put in you 😉👉👌 Send this to your 2️⃣0️⃣ most devoted 🍆DADDY DICK 🍑 gobblers 🦃. If you get 0️⃣ back, no 🚫 DADDY DICK 4️⃣ you 😭. If you get 5️⃣, you disappointed 👎 DADDY 😢. 1️⃣0️⃣ Back and 😃 DADDY 😊 luvs you♥️! 1️⃣5️⃣ and you'll be 🍆💦🍑 FILLED 🍯😥😌 with the love of the FATHER 👌👌. But if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you'll get 👨🍆 DADDY DICK 😌😎 till you look 👀 like an oozing 🍩🍯ECLAIR 😍😋❗❣️❗HAPPY FATHERS DAY MOTHERFUCKERS 👨🍆💦😊
      Today 🗓️👇 we celebrate 🍆😩🥳 Father's Day 🕺♂️ and pay 🤑 tribute 🙇‍♀️🙏 to the man 🍆🙋‍♂️who selflessly 🙏🏃 provided 💦😩🤰 1/2 of your 🫵 chromosomes 🧬👶🧬 by stuffing 🦃 that girthy 🥵 seed 🌰🌱 snake 🐍👉👌💥 into your mother's 🤰 juicy 💦💦 craw 🦐🍦🥧 or maybe 🤔🕵️ he enlisted 🫡some help 💊🔬🧪 to inject 💉💦 that baby 👶 gravy 🍲💦 until you ✊🎊 took hold. Most of all 💯 today is for the men 👨‍⚕️👨‍⚖️👨‍✈️👨‍🌾👨‍🍳👨‍🔧who were there 💪🧍‍♂️or the daddy 🥵😈 who's holding 👇⛓️🛏️ you down and pulling 🪢your hair 😱😩😍. No matter 🙅‍♂️🚫 the daddy, the day is for all 🫵💯🕺, go be his baddie 😈🍑 and suck 🍭😩 each 🥚⚽ ball 🥜. Get his load 💦🪣 from that 🍆🥩 pole 💈👅 and put every drop ☔🚰😩 into a hole 🥵🕳️🌮🍑👄 
      Did u 👉Hear?👂👂itsHappy 😁😁 Daddy's 👴🍆🍆👴 Day!!😍 make sure n 🍆 be kind 😇🤗😁 to your daddy👴 be gentle ✋🍆n Take Care 🗣of His, Yummy Cummy Patty🌽🍆💦 n 💥💥💥MOST💥💥💥 importantly💥!!be squishy🍞🐰!! babygirls😽😚👧 got♴ Be! Super Delishy🐰🐰 Make Ur DADDY 👴🍆 a Nice Brekfast🔥🍞🍌🍉🍺 this 🌄morning 🌅🌇to 🎵CELEBRATE🎵round daddys 🔮🌍🌎🌏🌐the 🗺world🌍🌎🌏🌐
      HAPPY FATHER’S DAY MY DELCIOUS 👅💦 DADDIES!!😉😛 Today we honor the man👨🏻 who 🍆🍑💦banged yo mama👩🏻 to make a little bitch😋 Get ready to scream “harder daddy"🍆 all night long and swallow💦💦👅 because without sperm you wouldn’t be here 😏😏😏❤️💦 Tell 🔟 of your thotty thot friends 👯👯 to get down and dirty😜 with they daddies👄 for an unforgettable fuck night🍆😩 and your favorite celebrity crush❤️ will FaceTime 😍😛 you tomorrow 💑👫
      Happy Father's Day👨👨 you know what that means? 😏😏 That's right 👉👉 It means you get to have some of 👨👨 daddy's cummies 💦💦👅👅😩😩 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 cummypalooza all 👏day👏 long 👏🙌🙌👅 You're 👨👨💘daddy's💘 👰💃special little 👑princess 💜! That's whyy💘💘💘 it's time to treat 😋🍭 him 👳 like a King!! 👑👑 and get on his throne 🍆🍆🍆 💦💦💦 send 💋💋 this to 10 of ur daddies👨👨 and get some of that thick cummies 💦💦tonight! 😋😋😝😝🍆
      THANKS DAD 🙏👨 FOR KNOCKING UP THAT SLUT 😘😻AND BECUMMING 💦💦 MY REAL FATHER 🫡👨HAPPY FATHERS DAY ALL YOU SLUTTY DAD FUCKERS 😈🤠 DONT TOUCH HIS THERMOSTAT 🌡️❌ JUST HIS MEAT 🍖🥩😉 FOR ALL THE DADDIES 🧓👴👨‍👧👨‍👦 IN YOUR LIFE 🌞🌄 MAKE SURE THEY KNOW JUST HOW HARD 😏😩 YOU APPRECIATE THEM 🍆🥵 LET HIM BEAT IT UP 🙀😽 AND THEN ASK “WHATS THE DAMAGE” 🥸😜 DONT MAKE HIM QUESTION 🙋❓ WHETHER YOURE WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING 🤣😂 WHEN YOURE SLOBBIN HIS KNOB 🎛️😛 AND DONT FORGET TO HONOR OUR FAVORITE DADDY 🥰🤩 NICOLAS CAGE AND HIS FAT HOG 😎🐖 SEND THIS TO 30 OF YOUR BIGGEST DADDY DICK RIDERS 🍆🤠🏇 OR YOULL GET NONE OF PAPAS POP UPS ⛺️🪵 IF YOU ONLY GET 3️⃣ BACK THEN HES NOT MAD 😤🤬 JUST DISAPPOINTED YOU CANT TAKE MORE 😏😩 IF YOU GET AT LEAST 2️⃣0️⃣ THEN GET READY FOR DADDY 👨👴🧓 TO GIVE YOU A GOOD SPANKING ✋🍑😩 HI HORNY IM DAD!!! (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
      😩🥴🫦BUST💥💥 YOUR LOAD🍆💦🍼🥛 IN ME PLEASE🥺🙏 SIR😈😤🫡!!! GET ME PREGNANT🍆🫄🚼! I WANT TO MAKE YOU A DADDY!🍆🍆👪🍆🍆🍆!! 👀🦻👂🧏Sound familiar😳🫢😏? I thought so🤣😘🤪! This sexy Sunday🗓️ is just for you🥺, daddy👅💋. It’s FATHER’S DAY!🎉🎉🍻🥸 Whether you’ve🫵 got somebody out there who calls 🗣️you daddy❤️‍🔥🫡🏓🍑, you’re a SUGAR 🍭🍬DADDY💳🤴🛥️💎, or you’ve NUTTED 🍆🥜😩💦🍼🫗in😛⬆️🕳️⛳ or on🥜↘️🔛🔝 6️⃣9️⃣🫗anyone, we thank you🙏 for your SERVICE🙇⛓️😛. Today🌞 we honor🫡🥇 the DILFS🥵🔥 of our world🗺️🪐, WORSHIP🍆🧎🥤🙇 your DAD BOD🫃🫄, and BEG 🥺🙏DADDY🧔‍♂️🎅 for MORE CUMMIES🍆💦😮👅🍼🥛. 📨Send this to all 💯💯💯the SEXY DADDIES👯🫃😏🫃😘 and DADDY LOVERS🥵 in your life to 🫗PUMP💦 THEM 💦FULL💦⛽💦 of all the PLEASURES😩😈🥴🫦 this father’s day has to give🎁. Get em all back🔄 and DADDY🫠 will reward🏆 you🫵 with his 🥵SMOKING HOT🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🌶️ COOKOUT COCK🌭🦴🥩. Get 0🙅🙄0️⃣ back and you’re an 😤🤮AIN’T-SHIT 💩🚽DEADBEAT🧟‍♂️⚰️ DAD🚮🚮🔪🚮🚮🖕🖕🖕. DON’T THINK I FORGOT YOU STILL OWE ME MY CHILD SUPPORT🚼🧾🏦🗡️🩸☠️☠️☠️ 
      Happy Father's Day to all those sexy daddies out there 😩👏🏼💖💖💖💖💖💖👅👅👅👅👅👅 make sure you treat your daddy and get all those sugar covered cummies💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 he puts out for you tonight! 😘😘😘😘😘😉😏😏😏😏😏❤️ send this to five other Daddy loving baby mammas 💁💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 or else all those cummies 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 will go to waste! 😭😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖 

      ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 500kg BOMB

        These inputs are from Helldivers 2, where they are called stratagems. Stratagems are basically markers for cooldowns for air strikes and equipment, etc. This one in particular calls for a 500kg bomb to be dropped at the marked location.

        500kg bomb

        ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
        🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽
        ☝️👉👇👇👇

        Orbital rail cannon strike

        ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️

        Ddark – Descending dark

          Remember. Why are you dying ☠️ to bosses 👨🏼? You should just be using descending dark 🕶. Descending ⬇️ dark 🕶️ gives you iframes 👀 which stop 🛑 you taking damage 😔. It also does a🅰️🅰️ lot of damage 😢. Stop 🛑 dying ☠️ to video 📻📻👾 game 👾 bosses 👨🏼 and just use descending ⬇️ dark 🌑

          IS THAT A TF2 REFERENCE???

            ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TF2 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TF2 IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 HEAVY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡BLOODY SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Gentlemen.Gentlemen🗿 🗿 Oh you’re going rage pyro❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓POOTIS POW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

            IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE?!⚗🧪⚗🧪👨‍🔬

              IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD⚗🧪⚗🧪👨‍🔬👨‍🔬 REFERENCE?!?!?! JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽. BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔
              ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 WALTER WHITE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞 Welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓You can call me Gus‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 
              ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 WALTUH WHITE IS SO FUCKIGN COOL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🪨🪨 JESUS MARIE THEYRE MINERALS 🪨🪨 ⚗️⚗️YOU BOUGHT A METH LAB TO AN AIRPORT? ✈️ ✈️ OH ROOF PIZZA 🍕 ROOF PIZZA 🍕 ROOF PIZZA 🍕 ROOF PIZZA 🍕 🍕 ❗️I AM THE DANGER ❗️ I AM THE DANGER ❗️ I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS 🚪 ❗️Say my name! 🗣Say my name! 🗣❓ ❓ Say my name! 🗣Say my name! 🗣 Say my name! 🗣 Say! My name! 🗣 Saaaay my name 🗣 Youre the smaryerst guy i ever met..... 🧠 but ur too stopid to realize.. the exact moment when walt whitman became woodrow wilson. OXYMANDIAD IS THE GREATEST EPISODE OF TEVELSION 📺 📺 👑 HANDS 🙌 DOWN⬇️. WE TRIED TO POISON ☠️ YOU, BECASE YOURE AN INSANE, DEGENRATE PEICE OF FILTH, AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE. WALT JR ASK FOR BREAKFAST HAHAHAH 🤣😂🤣🥲😂🤣😂😅😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤠🤠🤠👽👽😹😹😹. r/breakingbad r/bettercallsaul r/okbuddychicanery r/unexpected r/expectedthanos for balance r/sounding
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