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National Maple Syrup Day

    GOOD 👌👍🏾 EVENING 🌝🌃 YOU 😊 DIRTY GUZZLERS IT’S NATIONAL 😝 MAY-POLE SYRUP DAY 💯🙎🏼💁🏼‍♂️ AND WE’RE 👪👏 GETTING 🍌💦 PREPARED CLIMB 🧗‍♂️ THOSE 😘 TREES 🎄 AND SUCK 🍭 THE TREE-CUM OUT 😛😝 RIGHT 🎊 FROM 😮🐣 THE SOURCE 🚨😔 DID 👏 U 🦿🦿 KNOW 👌 THAT 😳 IT TAKES 💅 40 🎂🤪😈 LITERS OF DICK 🍆 JUICE 🥤 TO TURN 🦷 INTO 🤓 ONE 🔂 LITER OF THAT 💂🏽‍♀️ ROPEY LIQUID 🚰 GOLD 🥇 YOU 👈 ALSO 😶 BE 🐝 READY 🤗😎 TO SHOUT 😡🤬💢 OUT 🤟 DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦 BECUZ THESE 📀😍 POLES TAKE 👦😥 WHORE-TY YEARS 🥵 TO BECUM 🎉📈 ERECT 🚸⚠️⛔ ENOUGH 💦 TO SQUIRT 💦 THE NECTAR IS ALSO ➕ COCK-FULL OF NATURAL ⛰️🏞️🏕️ MINERALS AND ANTIOXIDANTS MEANING 👀😏 IN 📥 ADDITION TO SUCKING 💆🏻‍♀️🍆👅 DOWN ⬇️ THAT ❗ GOOD 👌 GOOD 😇 UR 👖 ALSO 👨 GETTING 🉐 HEALTHIER SO RAISE 🙋🏽‍♀️ A GLASS 🍸 PUCKER YOUR 😥🏼 MOUTH 😄 LIPS 💋 AND SUCK 👅👄 LIKE 👍 MRS. 🤶 SLUTTERWORTH’S LIFE 💓 DEPENDS ON 🔛 IT 

    Friday the 13th

      It’s Friday the 13th💀💀📅 U 👻superstitious 👻 ass hoes!👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 U better watch 👀 UR back🍑🦂🦂today!!📅 Jason🎭🏒☠🔪🗡 big dick 8==✊🏻=D💦 👅 Vorhees is on the prowl🐕 and he’s ready 2 pound🍆🔥⚒ 🙀🙀!! Send📨🔜🔜📬 this 2, 10 of UR Daddy hungry👨🏻👅, Sugar Baby👶🏼👶🏼 friends or he’s going to 🐏🐏 Ram 🐏🐏it deep in Ur ass🗡🍑🗡. Get None back and U an Unlucky 🚫🍀 Dead ass bitch💀💀⚰⚰!! Get 5 back and Ur a Bloody ASS mess🔪🍑💢💦❣ Get 10 back 🆒🆒 and U 1 lucky thot ASS Hoe!🍀💦👅💁🏻💯 Hurry before Ur Luck runs out! 🎭🚷🍀☠ Cuz He’s Cumming 4 U 💦💦👅🏃🏽!!
      Are you ready 🤔❓to get SPOOKED👻😱😱👻? In the ASS! 🍆💦🍑😏😏. Friday the 13th is CUMMING 💦💦👅 up soon! Go out and get you a Freddy👹🙀 or Jason👀👅 to MURDER🔪 your PUSSY 🐱👅You may have some bad luck 😟😖and no good DICK🍆💦👎🏼👎🏼, but if you pass this on to 1️⃣3️⃣ spooky💀👽👻 floozies👄, you'll have some GOOD FUCK! 😩😩🍆💦😜😜. Get 3️⃣ back and you'll have SPOOKY SEX🍆💦👅. Get 7️⃣ back to be the SPOOKIEST 😱 little bitch 🙎🏼the DEVIL 😈 ever FUCKED! 👅💦. Get 1️⃣3️⃣ back and you'll be orgasming😫😵 into another realm 😈🕳by some SPOOKY ASS DICK🍆💦😩Send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ SPOOKY ASS HOES💀💅🏼 who want that MONSTER 👹COCK🍆💦👅
      Today 👉🏼🗓 is Friday the 13th!👻🔪 That means BAD LUCK ❌🍀❌ is everywhere today.
      Don’t walk 🏃🏼 under ladders, climb up 📈👆🏼them and hop on that DICK! 🍌💦😫 Even difficult times 😤⏰can be full opportunity✨, keep hustling! 💯💪🏼
      Send 📲 this to 1️⃣3️⃣ of your friends👯 to get lucky 😏👅🍑. Get 7️⃣ back, you’re a true hoe-rror fan! 💚🎃💚 Get 0️⃣ back, and you have triskaiDICKaphobia! 💔🙀
      Its Friday the 13th sluts 🗓 🤡 and daddy Leatherface is full from all the juicy flesh 🥒💦 he’s been eating 😋😩👅 and is going to explode all over you thots 👄🍆💥! You sluts love his juicy liquids 🍌💦💦! Daddy Krueger 😩🤡 is going to visit you tonight 💤🙀 and nut inside you 😜😍💦 with his deep long thicc gripper 🤜👅👀 only if you’re a slutty girl 🤰🤰👄. So don’t ❌ disappoint daddy ❌ else no ❗️long machete up your ass ❗️Get your wet diaper on 💧🚼💧 and scream at scary ⚠️Jason Vorhees⚠️ as he crawls 🙀👣👅 with his crystal dick 👅💦💦 into your tight ass 🙀🙀 💦💦😱🔪 . Send this to 🔟 of your wettest 💦😫💧 sluttiest 🤰👅💦 hoes who are begging 🙏🙏👀 for a big presence! Else no 🔞⚠️ hot cummies tonight ❗️❗️Get 3️⃣ back and you get a helping hand 💅👈✊ from Freddy, 5️⃣ back and Leatherface will eat 👄😈💦 your dick, 🔟 back and Jason will put it up ☝️🤤🤤 your tight ass 🔝🔜🔛. Hurry, only one yummy night 🤤😈🍆🍑
      🆘BITCHES🆘 It's Friday👍🏼📅 the THOT-teenth🙀😩😛 it's time ⏳🕑 for all the cock gobbling thotties 🍆👀 to suck some Freddy Krueger DICK🔪, but only if you read this👅💦💦! send this to🔟of your sluttiest👌👈💦 Elm Street hoes👯 👄who want😁🙋🖐 to get nutted 🌰👅 on tonight 😩🙌 👌or get NO🙅🏼🚫scary cummies👻☠💦 from your ⚠️serial killer⚠️ daddy😈🙀😩💦 If you get 5️⃣ back, you're a chainsaw MASSACRE🙀🤐😵 If you get 🔟 back, you're a true HORROR slut👻😼😩Now go get some monster cock you thotties🙀🍆👻😛 
      Hey you, 🎃🕷️spooky lil' slut🎃🕸️! It's 🩸FREAKY FRIDAY🩸, aka 😈Friday the Thirst-Teenth😈, you already know what time it is—time to let that bad luck 🍆🪓🍆 bend you over and wreck your weekend, you busted broken mirror bitch🪞🔪😈. Back in the day, witches🧙🏾‍♀️🪄✨💫 and cock-starved goblins🧛‍♂️🦇🍆 were out here hexing husbands💍🔮🕯️👻 and stealing big demon dicks from hell👹🔥🍑😈. If you don’t send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ of your trashiest haunted hoes👠👻🦇💀🦴, get ready to swallow 👅7️⃣ years of soft dick 🍆😭and zero orgasms💀😵‍💫
      
      Get 6️⃣ back and you’re a basic-ass crystal slut🔮🌙✨💫 with a cursed coochie🍑🌚🕳️🕸️. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a ladder-licking freak🪜. Get all 1️⃣3️⃣ and you’re the baddest luck-sucking hoe👑🍆👅🕯️, with blessed bussy powers that keep you gagging on ghost cock 🍆👻💀💦🕳️ for eternity🕯️🔮🦇🖤.
      
      Happy 🕯️🕸️FUCKED UP FRIDAY THE 13TH🕯️⚡️🕸️🎃, and don’t forget: if you ain’t breaking mirrors🪞🪴🌿🌙 and sucking that unlucky dick🍆🌩️🌀🌪️, are you even a freaky hoe? Go out there and fuck with the dark magic🌑🔮🦇🖤, you tragic slut💀🖤🌙🦴.
      Hey you, 🕷️spooky lil sluts 🕸️! It's 🩸FREAKY FRIDAY🩸, aka 😈Friday the FREAK-Teenth 🗓1️⃣3️⃣😈 There's only 48 days until THOT-O-WEEN🎃‼️so celebrate early and go out and get your 👀👅 hole 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣👅🕳️Just because 👀you'll have bad 😰luck🍀🚫doesn't mean you can't have a good👌fuck 💏🛌If you don’t send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ of your superstitious sluts👠👻🦇💀🦴, get ready for a 👅7️⃣ years of a dry spell 🌵and bad luck. Get 3️⃣ back and you get fingered 💅🗡️ by Daddy Krueger🩸👺 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll get a phat plate 🍽️of Fettuccine Afraid-O 🍝🧀😱 
      Do not stop reading🔦 or we will cum 💦💦for you. ITS Friday the 1️⃣3️⃣!! This👇🏼day is 🙆🏻unlucky😩QUICK‼️Get lucky bi 🍑sending➡️ this message 2 🔟of ur sexiest thots💦if u do👉🏼then u will get lucky everyday🗓in DICKCEMBER🍆🍆if🍆you🍆know👄what😫i💋mean…👀 watch out🏃🏽if u don’t send this 😨 then uR vape 🌬will not workANYMORE😵HURRY😳u only hav 5️⃣ minutes 2 sav ur 👄💨Vape and get sum🍆🍆dick in ur🍑😫😫😫this DICKCEMBER

      Luigi Mangione arrested (UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter)

        🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 🍝Luigi Mangione 🔥👨‍🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!”😫😫 ⏪ so he can KEEP THRUSTING BACKSHOTS 💥🍑 into those CORRUPT EXECUTIVES HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦 
        🧍🏻‍♀️👩🏽‍🍼MAMA👵🏿🤰🏻MIA👶🏻🥰it looks like 🇺🇸🦅Amerikkka’s👮🏼‍♂️🇺🇸 favorite 🤩 🔫🎇BACKSHOT💥💦 artist 🧑‍🎨 has been 📸 caught🔭in the act👣🥵 SLOBBERING👅😛 on that 🍔MEAT🌭 at 🐭MICKY Ds🍆😭 Luigi 💪MAN🙋🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️gione really put the🚶🏻‍♂️MAN 🚹 in MAN🧟‍♂️slaughter🔪😵 or (looking 👀 at his 🎶spotify🎧) should we say the 🏳️‍🌈HOMO👨‍❤️‍👨 in 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨HOMO👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩CIDE💀🪦send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your ⚒️PROLETARIAT👷PAISANS🇮🇹🍕 to show how 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒UNITED🫂our 🥰CARE⚕️is for this 🛄CEO👨‍💼SLAYYY💅💄ER🎒 if you get 5️⃣ back you wont🚫🚫get to go to luigis in🌽DICK🧑‍⚖️ment😭 if you get 🔟 back youll get to taste 👅 that THICK📏😳ITALIAN🇮🇹🍝SAUSAGE🌭🍖 before it gets ⚡️🪑BARBECUED🔥🥵 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back then youre invited 💌🥳 to the 💸🤑BILLIONAIRE👴🏻👩🏻‍💼👨🏼‍💼BACKSHOT🍑🩸🍽️BONANZA🎉🎊 
        💦Yo!! BREAKING NEWS 🚨😱 The ADJUSTer 🍏⚔️, notorious HIT-🦵man 👤💩has been caught 🕵️‍♀️👮‍♂️at the Micky D’s 🍟👅 stuffing his face 🍔🍆 💦 after MURDERING 😵💀 the CEO of CUMinsurance 🏥🍌 in a very FREAKY way 😈💦!! LUIGI shot his shot 🎯🍆 at Brian THOMPson who got a LOAD 💦😳 on his face 👅 HITMAN was SLAMMING 🔨 the CEO 📝 like he was trying to HUMP 🐶 that insurance policy 📌 into submission 😈💦 and all while using his adjusting tool 😉🍆 🔫 NOW Caught RED-HANDED 🙅‍♂️❤️ with a DICK in hand 🍆🍟😜👆!!! The BUNS 🍔 are sizzling 🔥 from the heat of his actions 🔫🍆💦!! THE FBI 🕵️‍♂️🍌 were lookin at him like 💼👮‍♂️, "DOES SIZE MATTER?!" 🍆👀😏 NOW He’s been HANDCUFFED 🥺💦 in a compromising position 🤭 on the HARD floor!” 😍💦 Guess he’s really in deep now 🔥⛓️👀 and has to make his BAIL with some good old-fashioned CUM 💦💦 now... ready for some STEALTHY bonding 🍆🤫👀 before he goes up the river! 🌊💦 No more HIT man, just SLIT man😩🍑🛁💦 You better 🏃‍♀️💨 send this to ten of your horniest 😈👅 SLUTS or you might just find yourself ASSASSINATED 🍑🍑💥 get 0️⃣ back UR a McFLOP 🍟😩🔫 get 5️⃣ back you SLAY 💃🌟 like THE SLAYED ceo 💀🤑 GET 🔟 BACK that mean u can 🤓👆💦DENY DeFEND dePOSE💦 🔫👅 so what you waiting for, get to WORK 👊🍆🕺 
        SAD NEWS📰😿 OUT OF ALGOONA😩💦, PENIS🥒YLVANIA: THE ADJUSTER🔫😎 GOT GOT BY 🚨L.E.O.🚨 THOTS👮‍♂️! 🤌LUIGI🤌 MANGIONE🍝 WAS SUCKING DOWN😋 THAT MICKEY D’S🍟🍔 WHEN A BOOMER👴 GILF SPOTTED🧐 HIS MOGGING MUG🤵‍♂✨️ & RATTED🐀 HIM OUT TO THE POPO🚓🚓🚓. HIS SOCIAL MEDIA SHOWS HE HAS HELLA ABS🏋‍♂️ AND A MASTER’S 🍆DICKREE🎓 IN 💦CUMPUTER💻 & INFWHOREMATION SCIENCE🤓. THE 💖BULLETS💖 THAT 🙅‍♀️CANCELLED👎 BRIAN’S COVERAGE⚰️ HAD THREE WORDS ON THEM BUTT🍑 NOW THE SAFEWORD TO KNOW IS TWO: ⚖️JURY NULLIFUCKATION❗️⚖️ 

        HАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️СЛАВА Z

          HАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС 🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ РОССИЮ 🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИМ НАШИХ СРАЗУ видно НАШ СЛОНЯРА🇷🇺🇷🇺💪 СВО слава тебе Господи🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪🔥🔥 СВО да хранит ТЕБЯ ГОСПОДЬ🔥💪💪🇷🇺 НАШ живчик СРАЗУ видно НАШИХ парней издалека🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪💪💪💪💪 СВОих не бросаем🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪💪Слава Богу СВО🙏❤️СЛАВА СВО🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ СВО КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ СВО🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРОНИ СВО✊🇷🇺💯СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИВАЕТЕ СВО 
          Слава Богу Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ Z КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ Z🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРАНИ ZOV✊🇷🇺💯Слава Богу Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ Z
          НАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС 🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ РОССИЮ 🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИВАЕТЕ НАШИХ МАЛЬЧИКОВ НА СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРАНИ ВАС БОГ

          CEO of United Healthcare

            The CEO 👨🏼‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆has been 💦JERKED OFF TO COMPLETION (if you know what I mean 😏) Please join me in sharing our sincere 🍆COCKDOLANCES 😱for the LONG and HARD 🫦life had by the man 👨 who SUCKED US DRY 👅and MADE US CRY 😭with his 💦ORGASM COVERAGE DENIAL🧎We are all DRIPPING WET 💦and MOIST TO THE TOUCH 👅😩with tears 😢and cum 🍆at this TRADICKTY of a man who’s sole purpose in life was to 🤸BEND US OVER 👅and FUCK THE PUBLIC RAW 👋🍑🍆 Better hope your 💦🫦CUM DOCTOR💦 is in NUTWORK 🕳️so you can meet your😩🍆 DICKDUCTIBLE and get the CARE🙏 you desperately need 🥴👉👌
            ‼️📱CALLING ‼️📱ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE 📄DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM⬆️ PRINCESSES 👸 💅💦 THE CEO👨‍💼 OF UNITED HEALTHCARE🏥 JUST EXPIRED ☠️💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM 🤝ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN ⚰️🪦CUTIE 😵‍💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY 🤑CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING✋ 🛑THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ 💪THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY🙌☀️ WE SNATCH THIS FUNERAL ⚰️‼️FANTASY 👠☠️ AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE 💁‍♀️OF UNIVERSAL🌎 HEALTHCARE 🇺🇸🍑 🩺NO NETWORK RESTRICTIONS 🚫🖥️, NO PRE-AUTHORIZATION 🛑🔥 SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR NETWORK 🏥NANCIES 📠💕 OR SAY BYE-BYE TO THAT POLICY PAYOUT 💸💔 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOU’RE A CERTIFIED CLAIMS QUEEN 👑✨ AND IF YOU GET 10 BACK 🔥🔥 WE ALL GETTING THAT 🫵SINGLE-PAYER PUSS 🔥💯 #ClaimsDenied #SystemApproved 

            Happy Spotify Wrapped

              🚨🗣️LISTEN UP🗣️🚨you 🎶music🎵SLUTS💋 it's time to 📱Spotify UNwrap😜 those 🍆DICKS and get 🥩RAW DOGGING💦 Today's the day to do some 🤘😎head banging, 😮🍆GIVE HEAD and GET BANGING 👉👌Do you 🎧listen to hard rock🎸? Or do you 👅slurp some 🪨HARD COCK😩 Find out who 🔝TOPPED your🥇charts📈 this year and 💦CUM🫦 out on 🔝TOP of DADDY'S🥵 charts with the👂sound 🔊 of that 💧WET 🍑ASS PUSSY 🎤Bust a rhyme💥BUST A NUT🌰 and let it🚰STREAM😜 out of that 👄CUNT👅 Make a 📲playlist of your ❤️favorite 🌭DONGS🍆 to end 2023🥳 Share this with 5️⃣ THOTS who love 👏CLAP👏CLAP👏CLAPing👏 that 🍑ASS to their #️⃣1️⃣ song🥇 Cbat😏
              💚💚Happy Spotify Wrapped Day👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 my sonic sluts 🔊🔊 Whether you want to be safe 👷 and keep that dick 🍆 wrapped 🎁 or show your freaky 🤪 side and record it 🎥RAWDIO 🥩 🎙 today is for ALL muDICK 🎶🍆 lovers 🤤 Did you Indie 👩🏻‍🎤Pop 🍾 your cherry 🍒 this year or have you always been more into 🎼🎹 WHOREchestral 🎺🎻 music? When you’re alone 🚶 you may like Lo-Fi Beating 🥊🎵😎🎵 your meat 🥩 or playing with your CUNTry 😽🤠 Find a friend 👯 and relax 💆‍♀️to some R&BJs 💦😋 Have a party 🎉 and blast some Erotic 👄 Dance Music ⚡️⚡️⚡️ and let everyone hear 🧏🏻‍♂️your EMOANS 👩🏼‍🎤🗣 Don’t forget to show the world 🌎 which artists 👨🏻‍🎨 you’ve been riding 🏇 hard and long 🤤 for all year 🥵 If you send this to 5️⃣ other lusty listeners 🎧💃your favorite artist 🎸🎷will sing 🎤 into your tight juicy lips 💦 😘😜💚💚 If you don’t get any back you’ll be Apple 🍎 MuSICK 🤢🤢🤢 for the rest of the year 😱😱
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