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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


🇫🇷 French is Sigma Male Σ♀😤

    🇫🇷👨🏻‍🏫🇫🇷 Maman a dit, 🚬🇫🇷 "assommez-vous !" 🥊 🇫🇷
    🥖🇫🇷🥖 OUI OUI, HO HO 🇫🇷🗼🇫🇷
    🥐🇫🇷🥐 OH 💩🤔 I’m sorry 🤮 That’s Sigma Σ♀ Male 😤 for mama 🤱 say 🗣️ knock you out 🤷 🥐🇫🇷
    🇫🇷⚽🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷 HOHO HO HO 🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷🥖🇫🇷

    Agency Bakugo

      HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😳 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨EUGH🌝💨
      FORWARD 🚶🏽‍♀️MARCH 🤝 AND HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😗 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ AAAAAAAAAAA
      FORWARD 👉 MARCH 💂‍♀️ AND 👋 HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ EUGH 😭
      forward 💥 march 🥦 and 🔥 here 🧊we 🧸 go 🐸 members 🎀 of 💜 the agency 🔪 BAKUGOOOO 😼
      🥺Foreword😭 March💀 and😅 here 🕺we 📝go 🔪members🔥 of😭 the📎 agency 🤖BAKUGO🥺 SAI- ⚽️EUGH😩

      i forgor 💀

        i forgor 💀
        i rember 😁
        i rember 😁 why i forgor 💀
        i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
        i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
        i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
        i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
        i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
        i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
        nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.
        
        you forgor 💀 how to be original.
        
        you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.
        
        "i rember 😁"
        
        yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.
        
        you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.
        
        you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.
        
        shut up lmao

        ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️

          ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 the Delta variant! 🙀😜😜 Don’t you know 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 the world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 called it the most DOMINANT 👊🏼👊🏼 strain since the start of the 🗓 PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️has to keep TWERKING 😈😈from home! 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise Fuckboy Fauci 🙀🙀 is cumming for you 🍆🍑🍆

          Don’t you DARE disobey me CORALINE

            DON’T🚫YOU👌DARE😬DISOBEY😭ME📖CORALINE🌲... 👹ÁÄÃÀÆ - ËÚĢH👹RÆ👹
            DØŃT🚫ŸØÙ👌DÄRĘ😬DĮSØBÉŸ😭MÉ📖CØRÁŁĮŃÈ🌲…👹ÁÄÃÆ - ËÚGH👹RÆ.
            Don’t 🤬YOU😀 DAREEEEE 😡 DISOBEY 😑 ME 😠 CORALINEEEE😒 UGÉH😩 AUĒÆGHH😣😣
            WaG😃mO👹Ako😔SUSUbUkan☹️CORALINE👻RaAaaAh💔EŪÙHGH💥
            WaG😃mO👹Ako😔SUSUbUkan☹️CORALINE👻RAAAAH💔EUGH😥
            WAG🤪MO👍AKO🤙SUSUBUKAN👎CORALINE🙋‍♀️RAHHH👹EUGHH🥶
            WAG💀MO😐AKO🥺SUSUBUKAN😒CORALINE🥵RAAAAH😃EUGH😩 
            wAg moO aKonG sUsuBukAn coRlayN RagH eUghH

            Can we🙏pretend😔that airplanes✈️in the😞night skÿ🌃

              Can we🙏pretend😔that airplanes✈️in the😞night skÿ🌃 aré likê🙏 sh00tíng stars🌟🌠🌠 I could ✋ rlly use💪💪 a wish🙏right now😔 wish 🙏right now😔wish😼right now💔💔💔
              Can😩 we 🤷🏻‍♀️ pretend 👀 that ✨ the 💞 airplanes ✈️ in 💥 the 👁️ night 🌙 sky 🌌 are 🔪 like 💞 shooting 📸 stars ⭐  I 🥺 could😔 really😢 use👊 a⚡ wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫
              Can 🥫 we 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 pretend 🙈 that 🌈 airplanes✈️ in 😶‍🌫️ the 👐 night 🌃 sky ☁️ are💅 like 🥺 shooting 🔫 stars? 🌠
              
              I 👁️ could 🧚 really 😫 use ➡️ a 🤫 wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
              
              wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
              
              wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
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              CaN 😣 wE prEteNd 😔tHat thE aIrPlaNes✈️ iN tHe  niGht 🌙 sKy 🌌 ArE liKe sHooTinG sTarZ 🔫 ⭐ i coUlD 😔 rEalLy uSe a wIsh✨ rIgHt 😭 nOw wIsH✨ riGhT🥺 nOw ✨wIsH rIghT 😣 nOw💫 wiSh✨.  rIghT n0w✨
              🌆✨+🐦=✈️🌌
              CAN 🤔 WE 💏 PRETEND 😢 THAT ❓ AIRPLANES ✈ IN 📥 THE 😭 NIGHT 🌃 SKY 👆 ARE ✔ LIKE 😪 SHOOTING 🌠  STARS ⭐