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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


The HOEvid Vaccine 💉 is here 🍆

    Listen up 👷🏼ASSential workers👩🏾‍🌾👩🏽‍🍳hotties with 💦CUMorbid conditions like 🌬ASSthma🌬, and 65+ 👴🏽👨🏼‍🦳👨🏿‍🦳Sugar Daddies! 🔍CLITical trials 🔎are over and the 💉HOvid-19 vaccine💉 is here✅✅💯hope you are ready to get 💦🧬💦mRNAsty 💦🧬💦 Are you a 💃🏻Moderna Mami💃🏻, a 💋Pfizer Phreak 💋or a 10-inch 📏🍆Johnson&Johnson? 🍆🥵Who cares?? 🤷🏻‍♂️At this dick 📆appointment ⌚everyone is getting pumped 💦💦💦full of serum 💦💦💦 Sign those consent forms✍️📝this vaccine is 6️⃣9️⃣% effective ✅you’ll wake up the next day TIRED 😫😫and ACHING 🥵🥵🥵 and SORE😭😭and begging 🙏🏻to cum back in 📆TWO WEEKS 📆 for MORE🥵🥵Ready to 🐎RIDE🐎your way to 🐴🐎🐪HERD IMMUNITY? 🐄🐪🐴🐎OK COVID COWBOY🤠Send this to the 5 sluts 👩🏽‍🦱👩🏼👧🏽🧑🏻‍🦰👴🏽who will 😫😫moan 😫😫the loudest when they get 💉😳😳PENETRATED 😳😳by that🍆 BIG, 😫Hard 😱😮needle 💉💉

    YOU’RE 🌥️ SO SUSSY 😓😓

      YOU’RE 🌥️ SO SUSSY 😓😓🙊😨😳🎵 I 😀 KNOW 💭 YOU 👈 TOOK 👫 MY 😏 FORTNITE 🎮 CARD 🃏🃏 I 🍾 KNOW 🤔 YOU 🤖 TOOK 🤯 MY 😘 19 ❗ DOLLAR 💲 FORTNITE 💩 CARD 💳 GIVE 🚪🌌🍸 ME 👈 MY 👨😣 19 ❗ DOLLAR 💰 FORTNITE 💩 CARD 💳😑 YOU 👈😭 BETTER 🎰 GIVE 👹 ME 👩💡 MY 🥳 19 ❗ DOLLAR 💸 FORTNITE 👌🎮 CARD 🗃 I 👹 NEED 📲 MY 🔑 19 ♈ DOLLAR 💵 FORTNITE 👌🎮 CARD, 💳 NOW! 📅

      Ah Iwa I got the chills

        Auh 😫 iwa🧍‍♂️i 🤪 got 😔 the 🏃‍♂️ chills 🥶🧚‍♀️✨
        aAH😩 IWa🥵 I🙈 got😿 the😔 chills🥶
        hOw CaN yOu Be So MeAn To mE!?😣😫🥺
        hh 🥵 Iwa~ 😳 I 👁 got 👏 the 🗿chills 🥶

        Sussy Baka

          SUSSY BAKAAAA😜🥵🥶 WHY YOU GOTTA BE A SUSSSYY BAKAAAAAAA😱 😨 😛 😝 😜 🤪 🤩 🥳  🥵 🥶 😰 😥  🤠  👹 👺 🤡  👽  🤖 🎃 😺😽 🙀 😿 😾👁 👅👁
          DEKUUUUUU WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA (snort) HUH? WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A *sussy baka* (snort) why do you got to be such a sussy baka you *sussy ba-*
          You're such a sussybaka 📮 auugh😩
          It’s just a sussy baka and it cannot be that bad. I’m feeling like👹imposter👹I might just be a monster😨😨😨Feeling ☺️kinda crew...😳Got many tasks🔨🔦🔌To do🤨🤨
          it's 😭 just 😢 a 🌊 sussy 😏 baka 🐒 it 🦍 cannot 😈 be 💩 that 🐵 bad 😍

          🚶‍♂️ i missed the bus

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            🚶‍♂️fuck, i missed the bus

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