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Agency Bakugo

    HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😳 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨EUGH🌝💨
    FORWARD 🚶🏽‍♀️MARCH 🤝 AND HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😗 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ AAAAAAAAAAA
    FORWARD 👉 MARCH 💂‍♀️ AND 👋 HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ EUGH 😭
    forward 💥 march 🥦 and 🔥 here 🧊we 🧸 go 🐸 members 🎀 of 💜 the agency 🔪 BAKUGOOOO 😼
    🥺Foreword😭 March💀 and😅 here 🕺we 📝go 🔪members🔥 of😭 the📎 agency 🤖BAKUGO🥺 SAI- ⚽️EUGH😩

    i forgor 💀

      i forgor 💀
      i rember 😁
      i rember 😁 why i forgor 💀
      i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
      i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
      i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
      i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
      i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
      i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
      nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.
      
      you forgor 💀 how to be original.
      
      you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.
      
      "i rember 😁"
      
      yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.
      
      you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.
      
      you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.
      
      shut up lmao

      ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️

        ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 the Delta variant! 🙀😜😜 Don’t you know 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 the world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 called it the most DOMINANT 👊🏼👊🏼 strain since the start of the 🗓 PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️has to keep TWERKING 😈😈from home! 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise Fuckboy Fauci 🙀🙀 is cumming for you 🍆🍑🍆

        Don’t you DARE disobey me CORALINE

          DON’T🚫YOU👌DARE😬DISOBEY😭ME📖CORALINE🌲... 👹ÁÄÃÀÆ - ËÚĢH👹RÆ👹
          DØŃT🚫ŸØÙ👌DÄRĘ😬DĮSØBÉŸ😭MÉ📖CØRÁŁĮŃÈ🌲…👹ÁÄÃÆ - ËÚGH👹RÆ.
          Don’t 🤬YOU😀 DAREEEEE 😡 DISOBEY 😑 ME 😠 CORALINEEEE😒 UGÉH😩 AUĒÆGHH😣😣
          WaG😃mO👹Ako😔SUSUbUkan☹️CORALINE👻RaAaaAh💔EŪÙHGH💥
          WaG😃mO👹Ako😔SUSUbUkan☹️CORALINE👻RAAAAH💔EUGH😥
          WAG🤪MO👍AKO🤙SUSUBUKAN👎CORALINE🙋‍♀️RAHHH👹EUGHH🥶
          WAG💀MO😐AKO🥺SUSUBUKAN😒CORALINE🥵RAAAAH😃EUGH😩 
          wAg moO aKonG sUsuBukAn coRlayN RagH eUghH

          Can we🙏pretend😔that airplanes✈️in the😞night skÿ🌃

            Can we🙏pretend😔that airplanes✈️in the😞night skÿ🌃 aré likê🙏 sh00tíng stars🌟🌠🌠 I could ✋ rlly use💪💪 a wish🙏right now😔 wish 🙏right now😔wish😼right now💔💔💔
            Can😩 we 🤷🏻‍♀️ pretend 👀 that ✨ the 💞 airplanes ✈️ in 💥 the 👁️ night 🌙 sky 🌌 are 🔪 like 💞 shooting 📸 stars ⭐  I 🥺 could😔 really😢 use👊 a⚡ wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫
            Can 🥫 we 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 pretend 🙈 that 🌈 airplanes✈️ in 😶‍🌫️ the 👐 night 🌃 sky ☁️ are💅 like 🥺 shooting 🔫 stars? 🌠
            
            I 👁️ could 🧚 really 😫 use ➡️ a 🤫 wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
            
            wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
            
            wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
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            CaN 😣 wE prEteNd 😔tHat thE aIrPlaNes✈️ iN tHe  niGht 🌙 sKy 🌌 ArE liKe sHooTinG sTarZ 🔫 ⭐ i coUlD 😔 rEalLy uSe a wIsh✨ rIgHt 😭 nOw wIsH✨ riGhT🥺 nOw ✨wIsH rIghT 😣 nOw💫 wiSh✨.  rIghT n0w✨
            🌆✨+🐦=✈️🌌
            CAN 🤔 WE 💏 PRETEND 😢 THAT ❓ AIRPLANES ✈ IN 📥 THE 😭 NIGHT 🌃 SKY 👆 ARE ✔ LIKE 😪 SHOOTING 🌠  STARS ⭐

            grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world

              grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮