Emojipasta

People often send the Christmas Eve emoji chaintext/copypasta as a joke to their friends and family on the eve of Christmas. On Christmas day itself, the Christmas emoji copypasta would be used instead.

it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🧑‍🎄 🧑‍🎄 🧑‍🎄 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy TO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD ELF 👼👼👼 because SANTA IS WATCHING FROM HIS CUCK🪑CHAIR‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆 

it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆

Listen👂up ⬆️ all you elf🧝 sluts 😩💦It’s Christmas Eve 🎄 And you know what that means Santa Claus 🎅 is cumming 🍆 💦 😩 tonight and he’s giving all the good 👍🏻 girls 👧 and boys👦 presents 🎁 but if you’ve been a naughty 😈 little slut like me then he’s cumming 💦 to give you a big black 🖤lump of cock 🍆 so you better watch ⌚️out you better not cry 😭 you better not pout 😒 he’s going in dry

It’s Christmas Eve ❄️🎄. Snow falls 💦 gently 🌨 on the yard 🍃outside. 🌲 A fire 🔥 crackles behind 😬 you. It’s been 😵 a rough 👊🏻 month. Your wife 🤷‍♀️left you and ✋ the present 🎁 pile under the 😤 tree 🌲 is bare. 🐻 It doesn’t 💯 matter 💦 though, 😭 there was only one☝🏿 present 🎁 you wanted ❄️ anyway. And as the sky 🌌 darkens and 👄 the fire 🔥 wanes you 😩 know 😁 it won’t ✋ happen. 🙂 There’s no 😱 way the one thing 👊🏻 that could 🙏 keep ❄️ you 😳 hanging 🐈 on will happen. 👋🏻 It’s almost 👅 Christmas, 🎄 he’s not coming. 💯 Then, you 👄 hear a shuffle 😜 outside. Your door 🚪 begins to shake 😩. Someone 😁 is trying 🙃 to open the 🚪door! Could it be? 😩After all this ⏰ time? The 💯 door 💥 shakes 😂 violently 🔫 and gets thrown 👋🏻 off its hinges. 😂 You stand 😤 amidst the debris 👅 and there 🧔🏿he is! The only ☝🏿 thing 😋 that could 😩 save Christmas, 🎄 Lebron 💯 James! He leans 👅 in and 😬 whispers 💦 “Yo you wanna sprite cranberry?” 💯👅💦😂👌🏻

It's Christmas ❄️❄️❄️ Eve! Santa 🎅🎅 Claus shoves his thick 🤤hands 🤲🤲🤲 into his raindeer🦌 skin🔪 gloves 🧤🧤🧤 and places down ⬇⬇ his TIGHT😵 cock🍆 🐓 ring 💍💍 around➰ his dick😘 🍆 and balls 🏀🏀 before pounding😤 away🦌😵 at that reindeer😍 ass 🍑 holy shit 💩 santa 🎅 you're 👉 going to fast ⚡ and Rudolph is 🤪 disorientated😷 slow 🐌🐌 down ⬇⬇ fucking 😳🖕 hell 😂we're gonna crash🤪 shit 💩 Santa 😓🎅🎅🎅 Claus' 😂MASSIVE🥵 COCK😂 🐓 swipes🌊 through the city🤣 🌃 killing millions 😆of children😘 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🍆👦😂 and locks😮🤩 onto🤭 the🤫 Grinch's phat😛 pregnant 🤩ass 🍑 oh😰 fuck😂 🖕👦🖕 keep running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ Grinch😓 but he was too😂 slow 🐌🐌🐌 and santas Potbelly😋 sausage🥵 pasta 🍝 bake penetrates🤭 the Grinch😳🤯 and fills his stomach🥴 drowning😩 the fetus 😭of Satan🧐 in his stomach🤰🚶‍♀️ 😭 fuck 🖕👦🖕 you Santa😠 🎅🎅🎅 next ⏭ Christmas ❄️❄️❄️ Eve watch 👁👁🧐 where 🤷 you put your 👉 cock 🐓 😬😑😑😑

Merry ❌❌❌mas Eve 2️⃣4️⃣ you Christmas 🍪🍪🍪Sugar Coochie🍪🍪🍪 Munchers😝🤪🤤2️⃣Night is the last 😪night to be 😈Naughty😏or 😇Nice 👎because🎅🏻Santa Claus🎅🏻 is CUMMING💦💦💦 to town🌃You better be fucking 👉👌around the 🍆🍆DICKMAS TREE🌲🌲on this 😩HORNY NIGHT😩 and catch that 🕺🕺pa rum pum pum pum🕺🕺 from the 🥁LITTLE HUMPER BOY 🥁so it can be a ❄️💦❄️WHITE ❌❌❌MAS❄️💦❄️ It’s gonna be a not so🤠SILENT NIGHT🤫once you🔔🔔JINGLE some BALLS🔔🔔 and suck🤤a LITTLE SAINT DICK🎅Send this to the1️⃣2️⃣CUNTS of Christmas👅👅If you get0️⃣back👵🏻GRANDMA WILL GET RAN THROUGH BY A REINDEER🦌🦌If you get5️⃣back you’ll get a🍭candy cane🍭up your👉👌gingerbread chimney👉👌

Jingle my bells 🔔 you ho ho hoes. It’s Christmas 🎄 Eve and you know what that means, time ⏰ for the jolly fat man 🎅 to stick his Yule LOG 🪵 in your stocking 🧦. Santa made his list 📋 and he checked it twice. He’s going to find out if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😡 or nice 😊 . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf 🧝 or were you a good boy 😛 for daddy Clause? Tonight’s the night that Santa 🎅and his 8️⃣ horny reindeer 🦌land the sleigh 🛷 on you roof 🏠 and CUM 💦down your chimney.

Send this to your 8️⃣ HORNIEST elves 🧝 and get your stocking stuffed with a big long candy cane. Send it to 1️⃣0️⃣ and Santa will give you a WHITE 💦 Christmas 🎄 . Send it to 1️⃣2️⃣ And Santa will let you spend the night with his number one SLUT Mrs. Clause 🤶. Send it to no one and SANTA SLUT will put a hot steaming lump of coal 💩 in your stocking. 🎄🎅🦌🎁

🎄✨ Jingle my bells, you festive ho-ho-hoes! 🎅🤶 Christmas Eve is upon us, and it's time to unwrap those holiday fantasies! 🎁🍑 Gather 'round like sexy little elves, whether you're a candy cane connoisseur or a tinsel tease! 🍭🔥

🔔🎉 Santa Daddy 🎅🍆 is making a list, and he's checking it twice—gonna find out who's naughty and nice! 😈📜 Have you been a ho-ho-horny little elf, or are you aiming for that halo on your mistletoe? 😇🌿

🎊🎄 Tonight, let's roast those chestnuts on an open fire and deck the halls with more than just boughs of holly! 🌰🔥 Send this to 12 of your horniest reindeer 🦌🍑 or risk getting coal in your stocking! 🍆🎅 If you get all 12 back, you'll be unwrapping presents in ways you never imagined! 🎁💦

Merry Spankmas, you ho-ho-horny angels! 🎄😇✨

🛋️👴📖Twas the night 😴🌃 before Christmas🎄🎁, and all through the whorehouse🏠👯‍♀️, The walls were a-shakin’🫨🏚️😏 as Santa 🎅blew your back out!🔥💥🍆🥵‼️‼️

His balls🥜 were a-twitchin’🥴 and slappin’ your butt🫲🍑😱! You squealed like a reindeer 🦌🗣️😩and busted a nut!!💥!💥💣💦😵‍💫!

There’s one ☝️✨special✨ reason that Santa🎅 came through, To cum 😉down ⬇️👇the chimney 🦵🦪🦵😏of little-ol’ you🫵🫵…

You rode🐎🤪 the North Pole🎅💈🦴😛 to your big claim to fame🥳🏆: The top ⬆️🏁of his 😈Naughty🔥List😈 has your🫵 given name!💯 —--- 💌💌💌Send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ NASTIES of NAVIDAD😈💋👯 so Santa👉🎅👈 knows🤔 whose house 🏘️to hit next!🔜 None back🙅↩️: one year 🗓️of chase🔒🔒 cock neglect😭😭😭!!! 6 back: your fruitcake🥧 is gonna get wrecked👊👊! 12 back…☝️✌️ WELL…😳 make sure your booty🍑🕳️ is prepped 🫦🐴🦴😩🥵😱 ;) — 🎅🗣️📣“To the window!🪟 To the wall!🧱 Til the sweat🥵💧 drips down⬇️ my balls🍠! Now, dash away!🏃‍♂️💨 Dash away! 🏇Dash away🌰🔩 all!”

I heard him exclaim📢🔊, as he flew out of sight 👀🌫️- 🎅🎅🎅“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,💯💯 AND TO ALL SOME GOOD PIPE‼️🎁!🍆”

'Twas the night 🌙 before Christmas, 🎅 when 🍑 all through 👉⏬ the house All the neighborhood 🏠🏡⛔ partied, and no one would 😩👪 grouse For 🔄 the stockings 🧦 were 👨😩 hung by the chimney quite 🤫 nice, Filled 🥛 with bottles 🍼💦💦👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ of liquor, along with dry 🚱 ice; 🍧 Later, we’ll be nestled all snug in our beds; While visions of penises dance 💃 in 👇 our heads; For now, 💏 Mommy in her crop top, 👚🔼 and I ℹ in her lap, Had just rallied the crowd for a long game 🀄 of slap, When in the dining room 🧖‍♂️🧖‍♂️🧖‍♂️ there 👉 arose such a clatter, I sprang up so quickly to see what 😁‼️ was the matter. 🤣 Away 😂 to the door 🔑🚪 I flew like a flash, To see women on 💦 the table, and friends throwing cash. The light hit 💩 the breasts of the newly 👹 naked 🍑 show, 📺 And gave quite the chub to objects below, 🐝🍇 When what ❓ to my wondering eyes 😙 did appear, But a rather 👉 large 🔶⬜ penis 🎄 and eight 8⃣ others 👪 so dear, 🔆 With a very skilled speed, so lively and quick, I knew in ☮️ a moment everyone would get a dick. 🍆 More ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ rapid than eagles the courters they came, 💦 And we whistled, and shouted, and called them by 😈 name: "Now, Dasher! now, Dingle! now Pecker and Vixen! On, Boner! on, Cupid! on, Donger and Blitz her! 💭🚺🚺 To the top 🔝 of the tits! to the top of the wall! 👤🙏 Now 💦🚽 dash 〰 away! dash away! dash away all!" 💯 And then, 😵 in 🙌🏻 a twinkling, I 💲😞 heard in my ear 👂 A sweet 🍫 proposition that no one 🩱 should fear. As I drew back my head, 🌜💖💖 and was turning around, Down 👏 the chimney our slutty 💦🍆👅 Santa 🎅🏾 came with a bound. 🤐🤐 He 📷 was dressed all 💯 in fur, from 🙃 his 💦 head to his foot, 🦶🏼 His 👋 thong partly tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of toys he had 💔 flung on his 🦶🏻 back, And he 😾😻 looked like 🩸 a pedler just 🏻 opening his pack. 🐾 His 💦 eyes—how they 🏽 twinkled! his dimples, how merry! His 😐 abs were 👥👥 like washboards, his 😵💦 chest faintly hairy! His 🤓 hot little 👌 mouth 🤑 was drawn up 🔝 like 😡🎶 a bow, And the beard 🧔 on 🔛 his 😈 chin was as white ◽💮 as the snow; 🌨 With his full bottom 🔻 lip 👄 held 👨‍💼 tight in his teeth, And his ⚠️ choker encircled his neck 👢😫 like 🤠 a wreath; 🍂 He 📷 had 💋 nice broad shoulders 😎 and brought a friend 😤😜 named 🧨 Kelly, Her boobs shook when she laughed, 😅🤣🤪 like 😄 a bowl 🥣 full 🌕🌕 of jelly. She was curvy and plump, a right 👉 sexy 😇 little elf, 🧝‍♂️ And I 🆔🙏🏾😀📞🙇🏊🏼 laughed when I 😀 saw them, 😽 in 🙈 spite of myself; A wink 😜 of his eye and a twist of his head 🦊👱 And the holiday spirit, it started to spread; 👐 He spoke not a word, but went straight 🙀 to his work, And helped all fill the pussies; 🍆😩 then 🤪 turned 😍 with a jerk, And laying his 🧍‍♂️ finger 🤞 aside 😤 of his 💦 nose, 👃 And giving a nod, down 👏 Kelly he 👨 goes; 🎆 We sprang to the orgy, 🎊 some ⛄ partners did whistle, And away 😂 our clothes flew like 🌂 the down of a thistle. I heard him 👴 exclaim, as we all fell 🎃 to the sight— “Happy Christmas 🎄 to all, 💯 and to all a good ✅ night!” 🌌🌚 

ふえぇ❣️😳💦もうすぐクリスマス🎄🎅なのに恋人💏💕いないってマジ⁉️😱💦😢⤵️これじゃクリスマス🎄🍭ひとりぼっち😢💔⤵️ぴぇ〜ん😭💔💦実は🤫💭フォロワーさんの中に🙂✨好きな人😘💕がいるんだけどDM💌で告白💐💌💖してくれたらOK🙆‍♂️✨するのになぁ😳💓

— Neru (@neru_sleep) December 23, 2024

ふえぇ❣️😳💦もうすぐクリスマス🎄🎅なのに恋人💏💕いないってマジ⁉️😱💦😢⤵️これじゃクリスマス🎄🍭ひとりぼっち😢💔⤵️ぴぇ〜ん😭💔💦実は🤫💭フォロワーさんの中に🙂✨好きな人😘💕がいるんだけどDM💌で告白💐💌💖してくれたらOK🙆‍♂️✨するのになぁ😳💓

English translation

Eeeek ❣️😳💦 It's almost Christmas 🎄🎅 and I don't have a boyfriend 💏💕 Seriously ⁉️😱💦😢⤵️ This means Christmas 🎄🍭 will be all alone 😢💔⤵️ Peeew 😭💔💦 Actually 🤫💭 There is someone 😘💕 🙂✨ and if you would just confess 💐💌💖 to me in a DM 💌 I would be OK with that 🙆‍♂️✨ 😳💓