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THIS IS SCHOOL IN 2022
PERIOD 1: VACXINES 💉 SCIENCE 🧪 🙄
PERIOD 2: ATHISM 🚫✝️EDUCATION 😞
PERIOD 3: TRANSGENDER 🏳️⚧️👰♂️🤵♀️TUTOR ☠️
GAY 🌈🦄LUNCH 🥙🥪
PERIOD 4: BML ✊🏽 HISTORY 😒
PERIOD 5: FOREIGN 🇪🇸🇬🇧LANGUAGES 🗣🙊
THEN JOE BIDEN 👴🏻👴🏻GAY 🌈🏳️🌈BUS 🚌🚐HOME 🏠
HAPPY NEW YEARS 🎉🥳 THIS IS AMERICA 🇺🇸 IN 2022 😒 HOPE YOURE HAPPY LIBTARDS😃😒😒😡😤🤬👿💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 you beautiful SLORE‼️👯😘 2021 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We Coughed… 😫💨🦠😷🤧 We got 🍆 PRICKED 😳 by the vaXXXine 👨🏻⚕️💉💪 and slid 🧴 in ⬆️ and out ⬇️ of QUARAN-TAINT… 🏠😷🍑 Butt DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ ❌ Twenty-CUNTY-Two 2️⃣🅾️2️⃣2️⃣ 🗓🎉💥 has finally 💦⬇️ C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of TWELVE o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦 all over u!!! 💦🤤😋🎉🎊 Send this 💌 to 2️⃣2️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 and tell them 🤠💬😳 u love them 🥰❤️🧑🤝🧑 so Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆 all year round 😁😁😁😋😋😋🎆🎉🎆🎉🎆🎉🎆🎉 new year new year 🎉 thats 🎆 a new 🎉🎉 year right 🎉🎉 there 🎉🎉🎉 right🎆there 🎆🎆if I do say ƽo myself 🎊 I say so 🎊 thats the new year im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎆 🎉🎉 🎉O0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎊 🎉 🎆🎆🎆 🎉🎉Happy New Year🎆Hello you filthy slut! 😉😋😉 hope you had a greedy Xmas stuffing yourself whenever you could 😈😈😈 now 2022 is cumming fast towards us 💦💦💧💦 are you entering the new year face on or from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑 Make your resolutions this year as HARD as possible 🙀🙀🍆🍆 aim for bigger larger and thicker things that will stretch your capabilities 🤪🤪😩😩😍😍 but before that wel-cum the new year!! Let’s make this night last as lonnggg 🤞🤞🙌👉👌as possible don’t let the decade FINISH too quickly ⏳⏳🍆💦💦 be sure to fill up your gl-ASS to its maximum 🥛🙇♀🙇♀🙇♀🙇♀ and keep your lips wet all night👅👅👄👄. Gotta be sure to see out this year with a bang 🚀🚀💥💥🤤 spread it wide and receive the new year you hoe.
Cunt-inue being the filthy skank u are 💋💋💋2021 😩💯💦was a year 🌎of sex 🍆💦😩drugs 🚬💉🔫smoking wheat 🚬✌️and poppin xannies💥💊 in the school📚✂️ bathroom 🚽🛁but sadly 😕😟2021 💯is coming to 😦🤔and end 🔚🔜🤭and 2022 is right around💦 the corner💀 but don’t worry 😌because🎉🎊 2022 🎉🎊is gonna be a new 🎀💯💦year new 💪💪👅👀me i am gonna reclaim 🚫🍆my virginity , detox from drugs, ❌🚬not smoke mary wanna, ❌😩💦stop poppin pillies❌💊💊 and get Myself a job 📈📊and life 📘📓... 😂😂😂😂😂SIKE 😂😂😂😂😂i pranked yo dumb ass! 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💦💦💦💦💦2021 😈is gonna be the year👓🕶🎩 of getting STD👨⚕️, smoking acid, 😝😛💯💦fucking everyone i see, 👉👌😼and hopping like a rabbit 🐰🐰💦from dick🍆 to 🍆dick . 🍆If you got pranked ❌😂😂u have to copy paste 📋✏️this and send it to 🎊🎊10 bitches who made 2021 right 🖇😝❤️💦nd made ur pussy loose😈😈💦💯❌💕Open other variations
👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣2️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍👋Hey you Gregorian 🗓🗓 calendar cum JUNKIES 🥛🥛 👯♀️ the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means‼️‼️ POP THAT PUSSY 😽😽 LIKE IT’S CHAMPAGNE 🍾🍾🍾2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ really SUCCED 😝😝 WE HAD SUM UPS⬆️ AND SOM DOWNS⬇️ WE LAUGHED😅🤣🤪 WE CRIED 🥲😭🥲 we surfed 🏄the rising tide🌊🌊 of global 🌎fascism 💀💀💀watched 🔍🧐our peers become merchants💰💰of human misery 😖😖and death🦠🦠🏴☠️🏴☠️ but there was probably some good stuff too‼️⁉️‼️OH NO 😱😨😰THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HORNY 🥵💦🍆AND IT’S GOTTEN EARNEST 🥺🥺 there was GOOD DICK 💯💯💯and BAD DICK 🤢🤢🤢but now ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE 🥳🤩🎉A 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ THAT MIGHT ONLY BE MARGINALLY 🤏🤏 BETTER! BUTT 🍑IF U WANT suck🍭 that BALL🏐⚽🏀🏈⚾🎾😝till it DROPS ON U FORWARD THIS TO 2️⃣2️⃣ OF UR SLUTTIEST 😜😜New Years BABES 👶GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU DON’T BE GETTING ANY OF DADDY 👨👦⏰TIME’S BIG LOAD‼️‼️Get 5️⃣ back and ur the SLUTTIEST SLUT OF 2021! Get 🔟 back and u get to fuck the NUDE year instead of it fucking you‼️‼️ AULD LANG SYNE MOTHERFUCKERS 🦠🦠2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣is almost over🥳🎉🥳🎉which means the DICK QUARANTINE🍆🍆🍆😩IS DONE⏱‼️This year Miss Rona👑💅🏼💅🏼sucked the most dicks🍆🍆and licked the most ass🍑🍑but next year🔜us CUM💦SLUTS💦will RISE✊🏿✊🏽✊🏻So cut✂️that glory hole👄in your n-69👅masks, stay 6️⃣inches📏apart👯♀️👯and practice social distance SWALLOWING😩💦💦so you can be the healthiest👨🏻⚕️🧑🏽⚕️cum slut out there💋Send this to covid-1️⃣9️⃣of your closest hoes💕💞Get none back😭then don’t worry🚫about what’s in that vaccine💉💉u stank pussy hoe🤢🤮Get 10 back🤑and you’re catching😍some anti-BODIES😂😂next year. Get all 19❗️❕❗️and your➕of being a CERTIFIED RONA FREAK‼️🤪😳🥴🥰So ready those nussys👃🏻👃🏽👃🏿👃🏼because2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣can’t CUM💦fast enough😫YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻🎨👩🏻🎨👩🏻🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻♀️!!!!
𝔁𝓾𝓮🥶𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣I'M ABOUT TO GET HOMOPHOBIC 😡💢🤬
THAT'S IT I'M HOMOPHOBIC🗿💢💀
NO , IT'S OKAY I'M NO LONGER HOMOPHOBIC 😁😅😉
JUST KIDDING I'M EVEN MORE HOMOPHOBIC😤🤬😡😈
NOW I'M BEYOND HOMOPHOBIC 👹🔥
FUCK IT I'M 100X HOMOPHOBIC 💯💯
FINALLY PURE BLOOD HOMOPHOBIC 👺🩸
I'VE DONE IT , I'VE REACH ULTRA HOMOPHOBIC 👾 🩸👹👺😈💯👹🔥