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Pride Month🏳️🌈 is Over
🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨
PRIDE 🏳️🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌
MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:
IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏
BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽♂️🤽♀️
THE 🏳️🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️🌈 👮♂️👮♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY
ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY
STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario.
The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide.
Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalismNational Hydration Day 💧
Happy 😃 national🇺🇸 hydration 🫦💧day☀️, you 💦thirsty🌊 sluts🌝!! You staying hydrated? 👅💦 It’s officially 🧑⚖️ summer 🔥☀️, and you🫵 look 👀 parched👎🏻🌵! You better🤬 get to drinking🥤, so you can keep those👉 kidneys🫘🚿wet 😏 and healthy 🩺💪🏻. A gallon 🍶 of water 🥵🌊 a day 📆will keep the doctor 👩⚕️🩻 away🙅🏻♀️🔪!!!!!GUYS!!! ♂😐 I 😃 WAS 👍 JUST 👏 DIAGNOSED WITH 🤝👉 ADHD!!
GUYS!!! ♂😐 I 😃 WAS 👍 JUST 👏 DIAGNOSED WITH 🤝👉 ADHD!! MY 🙋 DOCTOR ⚕ JUST 🍅👏 PERSCRIBED DESOXYN WHICH 🙌❓ IS 😍 METH!!!! 💁 OMG 😍🤣 I AM GOING TO 😣🔢 BE 🐝🐝 RICH AT 🍆 SCHOOL! 🎓🙃 I HATE 😟👿 TAKING MY 🐾 MEDS SO 🏻 I 🏼👇 AM GOING ➡ TO 💦 SELL 💲💲 THEM 👩🙊 AT 🍆💦 SCHOOL!! 🎒😑 ME 💦 AND EVERYONE 💂👯 IN 🚗🏼 MY 👭 CLASS 😛⚠ ARE 😡👏 6 YEARS 💯 OLD 😖 SO WE 👦 ARE 💢 JUST 👮 STUPID 💩💩 LITTLE 😫 KIDS LOL!! I 🏿 WILL 👄💦 SAY 🗣🗣 ITS 🙅👉 CANDY 🍬🍬 AND SELL THEM FOR 🎄 A 🍬 DOLLAR 💵🔜 LOL! 💃 LETS SEE HOW THIS 🏻 GOES 🅱😩 LOL! 😂😂 UPDATE: 💰 LOL GUYS 👬 I 🙋👁 STARTED GRINDING 🏻 THE ⛓💞 PILLS UP ⬆⬆ AND 💨👏 PUTTING 🙌 THEM 👹 IN ⬅ GUMMIES! I 👁 ALREADY 🤢😞 MADE 🍔🍔 100 DOLLARS!! JIMMY 💩 LIKED THE CANDY 🍬 SO MUCH HE 💦 FELL ON 🏽🔛 THE ✈😆 FLOOR AND DIDNT ❌🙅 GET BACK ⬅ UP!! ❤❤ UPDATE: ⬆ GUYS 🏽 I 💰👁 MADE 👆👆 1000 DOLLARS 💰 WITH 👯👦 MY 🙈🤔 METH GUMMIES!! I 💰 JUST 🍆💢 BOUGHT 🎅💲 A 😤👌 NEW 💯 GAME 💻 CONSOLE AND TV 📺 AND 👏😩 SOME 🐓♂ GAMES!!! 🎮 UPDATE!! 💰⬆ GUYS!! GOOD NEWS 🗣💼 AND BAD 👎 NEWS! 📰 BAD 😞👎 NEWS IS 💦 THAT 😧👉 MOMMY 👦 FOUND 😘🕵 OUT 👋🏻 I WAS 🅿👍 SELLING METH AT SCHOOL 🍆🏫 SO 💯 SHE 😍 LOCKED UP ❤ MY 👨 MEDS 💊💊 BUT 🤔 GOOD NEWS 📰💼 IS 👍👉 THAT 😤 SHE SAID 💬🤣 THAT 🙌😧 THE 👈 SFHOOL SAYS 🗣🗣 I 👁👁 AM NOT 👮 ALLOWED 🏼 TO 👮 GO 👀🏃 TO SCHOOL ✂ ANYMORE! 😔💦 BEST 🏆🏼 DAY OF 💦💦 MY ☎🚪 LIFE! 💓God bless ⛪👉 America.🇺🇸
At 👌🕛 2am last 🕛 night 🌜 a 🏃👓 BRITISH person 🗣😡 approached me at the 😜 liberty 👬 bell. I 🙍 immediately 👏 drew ☀💎 my 😲 flintlock pistol. 🔫🔫 Holy shit, what 🙏 the fuck 💦🖕 man, 🌊 the 😂 British person said 🗣 britishly. Luckily my militia was 🤣 waiting nearby. Tallyho lads, 👍 they 🔥 yelled, 🗣😡 and charged 🍆🍆 the 💦😠 Brit with bayonets drawn, as 💦 the 👉 founding fathers intended. Later 🕑 that 🚟🙎 day 🌞☀ I 😲 went 👏 to school 📚😑 and 👏👏 was 👀 only 🤠 shot 🔫🔫 2 times. God bless ⛪👉 America.🇺🇸Happy Juneteenth
happy 😀 JUNETEENTH sluts 👩🏼🦰👩🏼🦰💦🌽🦃🤭 and sex 💦💦 SLAVES 🔗🍆 this year 😍😜 DADDY 😍 JOE 👨🦳💕 federally re-CUM-gnized black 🖤 liber-TITTIES from 👉💋 their 🧏 big ⬆️🚴🏻↪️ bad 💦🔥 plantation owners so celebrate 🎊 by 👷 taking 👊 some 🥵 big 😍😳 FREE 💬 black 🖤 COCK 🍆🍆💦💦🙌 all 💯 day 💪🏻😤 and let 🙆😤 liberty 🗽 BALLS ⚾ ring 💍💎GRAND 🏛 RISING my👳🏿♀️Black Kings 🫅🏿Queens 👸🏿and 👏🏿ROYALTY 👑💍💎Happy ❤️🖤💚JUNETEENTH ❤️🖤💚On 🔛🔛 June 19 1865 Daddy 💯💦 Abraham 🙏🏻Lincoln 👨🏻🦳Emancipated SEXY😻 😈and 💪🏿STRONG💪🏿 Black People👸🏿🫅🏿 👥 from 🙀EVIL and BAD☠️ slave ⛓owners 🙇🏻🙇🏼♂️🎉celebrate 🎉🎊 this 👉🏿👊🏿❤️🖤💚JUNETEENTH ❤️🖤💚✊🏿By Taking Some Big 😍 Black ⬛🖤 COCK 🍆 or 💰 Worshipping 😇A Big 😩🍆 Juicy 😝🙆🏿Darkskin Booty 🍑 cuz 👏the 🫶🏿BLACKEr♥️🫐 the 👏🎊 Berry the 🍫SWEETER🎂 the JUICE 💦Send REPARATIONS🤑 via ✉️cash app 💵and zelle 💸and ⬆ Let 😂💂 free-DOM ring 🔔 🔔🗣🗣LET'S ALL🙏THANK🙏OUR 🤠TEXAS🤠 DADDY 💦🍆 GORDON GRANGER FOR SPREADING THOSE 🦵LEGS AND THE GOOD WORD OF EMANCIPATION🆓️🆓️. YOU DONT FUCK👊 WITH TEXAS, BUT YOU DEFINITELY GET 👌👈FUCKED🍑🤞 IN IT. THEY CANT POWER A GRID, BUT THEY CAN FUCK YOUR MOM.🤤😩😩 CUMGRATULATIONS💦💦 TO ALL OUR BLACK DADDIES 🙎🏾♂️🙎🏿♂️AND MOMMIES 💁🏿♀️💁🏾♀️ON JUNETEENTH BEING OUR NEWEST 👮♂️FEDERAL👮♂️HOLIDAY. LET THEM BEND 🧎♀️YOU OVER 🧎♀️LIKE WE BENT OVER THE CONFEDERATES AND SHOOT THEIR MUSKETS🔫 INSIDE EVERY HOLE 🍩THEY WANT😩. 🎶SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT🎶, AND SUCK HARD SWEET HARRIOT (tubman)✊🏿. SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BEST BITCHES. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOUR LOVE 🖤🖤LIFE IS AS NONEXISTENT AS THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF 🇺🇲AMERICA🇺🇲. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL BE RUNNING A🚃TRAIN🚃 ON YOUR OWN UNDERGROUND🍑🚂RAILROAD🛤🍩💦. GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND THE FBI🤵🏻♂️🔫WILL UNMURDER🧟♂️ BIG DADDY MLK JUST SO HE CAN BE YOUR WINGMAN AND HELP YOU MAKE BLACK LABIAS🍑😋🍌MATTER