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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


DEJE 🚫✋ EL 💶🏻 BULLYING

    DEJE 🚫✋ EL 💶🏻 BULLYING, 😖👏 EL BULLYING 💦❌ NO ES ⛔⛔ BUENO, 👍 SOLAMENTE 🔫😩 😤🏻 DESTRUYE 😋😋 EL ALMA 👻👻 Y EL 🏿🚽 CEREBRO,
    
    EN VEZ 🤷👍 DE HACER 📌 BIEN, 👍😏 ¿POR QUÉ 💕👌 HACES 👏 MAL? ♀🔑 PONTE A 😒🙏 PENSAR 😩 ANTES 🙇 DE,
    
    DE BURLARTE 🤗🤷 DE ALGUIEN 🤔 MÁS 👋😐 QUE TU 👈💦 PIENSE 🤔 QUE 😬💦 MALTRATA UNA ✨ PERSONA 🙎 🙆 FISICALMENTE 😱👌 O MENTAL TE 👧 HAHCES ♂ IMPORTANTE? 🤣
    
    PUES NO, 💯 EL 👽 CAMBIO ♂😃 SE HACE 🙌🤗 UNO 😈🔥 MISMO 👌📧 CAMBIANDO 🔃

    Sigma Prayer

      Our Father 🧔🏼‍♂️🧎‍♂️, Who art on that grind💯🔥💸, based 🥶 be Thy grindset💯🍞; Thy bread shall come💰💦; Thy grind 💪will be done on the streets ⚠️ as it is in the gym🏋️. Give us this day our daily bread 💸💯; and forgive us 🙏our cringe posts 🤢 as we forgive those who post cringe against us🤮; and lead us not 🙅 into temptation 😳, but deliver us from being beta cucks 🤓. Amen 😈💯

      🦃glu glu

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        I gave 👨🫴 the dishwasher 🧼 🥣 a GIANT LOAD 😩

          I gave 👨🫴 the dishwasher 🧼 🥣 a GIANT LOAD 😩 it’s squirting 💦 all over them with it’s ✨ soapy suds ✨ so they aren’t so dirty 😈 we should have a HUGE 🙌 amount of dishes to slap 👋 our veggies 🥒 🍆 🥕 and meat 🥩 onto. You can save your hand 🖐 strength 💪 for more important things 🥴

          your🙋favorite🤌📌color🎨is😪purple

            your🙋favorite🤌📌color🎨is😪ourple⁉️🤨no✋thanks😡❌that⬆️is😢the🤢LEAN🫗😈💪🟪💯🟣COLOR🙅‍♂️🤬i👀cannot🤼‍♀️be🐝friends👯‍♀️🥸with📢a🛢DRUG😶‍🌫️💉💊😱🍾DEALER🥶💔😦💸🥀yes💁‍♀️hello❔☎️police🚨👮‍♂️🚔i😝would🪵like💗to🤸‍♂️report📳📊a😞crime🦹‍♂️my📝ex🖤🤦‍♂️best🥇🎉friend🫶🤡is💀a💥distributor🚛🚶‍♀️of💅ILLICIT🚭⚠️SUBSTANCES‼️📸

            I 👁️ LOVE💕 CHEESE 🧀

              Mmhmm I 😂👨 love that mac and cheese 🧀 but 🍑🤔 my ♂ asshole 🍑 doesn't cause 💋 im lactose intolerant. When I 😡 have 👏👏 the 😗 shits 💩💩 I have to 😛 hold 🙅 on the 😨👨 handicap bar 😫😫 and beg 🙇 for 🍆🕓 my 👫🏼 life. In 😍🏼 the end 💯 my asshole 😰 is 👅 ruptured and 👏👏 I 🙋👀 continue 🏃 the cycle of 💰👬 eating cheese again. 😭