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Happy Juneteenth

    happy 😀 JUNETEENTH sluts 👩🏼‍🦰👩🏼‍🦰💦🌽🦃🤭 and sex 💦💦 SLAVES 🔗🍆 this year 😍😜 DADDY 😍 JOE 👨‍🦳💕 federally re-CUM-gnized black 🖤 liber-TITTIES from 👉💋 their 🧏 big ⬆️🚴🏻↪️ bad 💦🔥 plantation owners so celebrate 🎊 by 👷 taking 👊 some 🥵 big 😍😳 FREE 💬 black 🖤 COCK 🍆🍆💦💦🙌 all 💯 day 💪🏻😤 and let 🙆😤 liberty 🗽 BALLS ⚾ ring 💍💎
    GRAND 🏛 RISING my👳🏿‍♀️Black Kings 🫅🏿Queens 👸🏿and 👏🏿ROYALTY 👑💍💎Happy ❤️🖤💚JUNETEENTH ❤️🖤💚On 🔛🔛 June 19 1865 Daddy 💯💦 Abraham 🙏🏻Lincoln 👨🏻‍🦳Emancipated SEXY😻 😈and 💪🏿STRONG💪🏿 Black People👸🏿🫅🏿 👥 from 🙀EVIL and BAD☠️ slave ⛓owners 🙇🏻🙇🏼‍♂️🎉celebrate 🎉🎊 this 👉🏿👊🏿❤️🖤💚JUNETEENTH ❤️🖤💚✊🏿By Taking Some Big 😍 Black ⬛🖤 COCK 🍆 or 💰 Worshipping 😇A Big 😩🍆 Juicy 😝🙆🏿Darkskin Booty 🍑 cuz 👏the 🫶🏿BLACKEr♥️🫐 the 👏🎊 Berry the 🍫SWEETER🎂 the JUICE 💦Send REPARATIONS🤑 via ✉️cash app 💵and zelle 💸and ⬆ Let 😂💂 free-DOM ring 🔔 🔔🗣🗣
    LET'S ALL🙏THANK🙏OUR 🤠TEXAS🤠 DADDY 💦🍆 GORDON GRANGER FOR SPREADING THOSE 🦵LEGS AND THE GOOD WORD OF EMANCIPATION🆓️🆓️. YOU DONT FUCK👊 WITH TEXAS, BUT YOU DEFINITELY GET 👌👈FUCKED🍑🤞 IN IT. THEY CANT POWER A GRID, BUT THEY CAN FUCK YOUR MOM.🤤😩😩 CUMGRATULATIONS💦💦 TO ALL OUR BLACK DADDIES 🙎🏾‍♂️🙎🏿‍♂️AND MOMMIES 💁🏿‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ON JUNETEENTH BEING OUR NEWEST 👮‍♂️FEDERAL👮‍♂️HOLIDAY. LET THEM BEND 🧎‍♀️YOU OVER 🧎‍♀️LIKE WE BENT OVER THE CONFEDERATES AND SHOOT THEIR MUSKETS🔫 INSIDE EVERY HOLE 🍩THEY WANT😩. 🎶SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT🎶, AND SUCK HARD SWEET HARRIOT (tubman)✊🏿. SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BEST BITCHES. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOUR LOVE 🖤🖤LIFE IS AS NONEXISTENT AS THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF 🇺🇲AMERICA🇺🇲. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL BE RUNNING A🚃TRAIN🚃 ON YOUR OWN UNDERGROUND🍑🚂RAILROAD🛤🍩💦. GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND THE FBI🤵🏻‍♂️🔫WILL UNMURDER🧟‍♂️ BIG DADDY MLK JUST SO HE CAN BE YOUR WINGMAN AND HELP YOU MAKE BLACK LABIAS🍑😋🍌MATTER

    UGH my crush saw me fapping in class while I was looking at her!! And her parents r making a “lawsuit” against me. What does that even mean!? 🤔🙄

      I am in 5th grade.. I have a crush on this girl her hair smells like roses and her personality is golden so I decided to peacefully fap to her beautiful face in the middle of math because it was SOOO boring 😂😂😂 savage anyways she caught me and i was thinking she liked it making winks and smiling to her but she did not like it. 😒🤔😕so weird. she screamed then she started running to the principal office 😢🙄😬i cant stand that boomer 😂 savage 💯😎 anyway when she reported me she started spreading it 😭🙄🙄🙄😝now people call me weird and a 'loser' like whatt!???? 🙄 im totally a winner and part of the logang ✔️✔️✔️👍😂🥇😎 she now told her parents and im trying to break in her house 🏡😉💪✔️ i will do many things to her since she didnt like my fap 😅😂😂😂😎😎 she geting punsihed 🤣🤣🤣🤣anyways im gonna set the ladder up ✔️🤓😋 then go to her bedroom. 🤗😝😊 Hahahah ok wish me good luck rediit and pls give award so i can share my savage story, 🤣🤣😂😎😎💯💯👍 thanks redit and logang💪😎🤓

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