did u get a whoppa?🍔
did u get a whoppa?🍔
did u get a whoppa?🍔
did u get a whoppa?🍔
did u get a whoppa?🍔
did u get a whoppa?🍔
Emojipasta
A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.
Roblox stories be like
Hi bestie ✨
I am getting robux by i dont need a noob freind 🤕
*CHAngs avatar 💋
Bye poor ugly noob 🙄
I'm gonna buy robux and get revenge 😡😠😤😤
Hi mom can i have 871345895967182385 robuxes? 😪😪😪
No that to much honey 😨
I will eat you 👹👹👹
OMG just take all my money 😱😱😱😱😱
Thank you mother 🥰🥰
*buys 1940'581968102834 robux*💵💵
Wow i'm so rich lets make him jeaous 😈😈😎😎
OMG anna is htat you??!?! 😭😰😻
Yes its me 😍😘🙄💅
Want to be freinds again 😍😔
no you musty rat ######## 🙄
I'll add you in my freinds group 👿
Jack who is this rich gorl :0
She's my freind 😍
No im not ####### ##### 😡😡😡😡😡
And i oop- 👁👄👁
Anyways want to do face reveal since we're freinds for 0.12 second 💅
YeSs
YEsS
NOoOooOo 😰😭
I-I MEAN YES 😳
*mind* they will know im a 1 year old 😭😭😭😭
Here is me ✨✨✨
Omg how old are u ? 😳
5 almost 6
Im 4 💋
Why you were crying? 🤔
Bc mommy took away my ipad 😊
OMG DID YOU EAT HER 😨😨😨
Yes ofc 👁👄👁💅
Here is me 😎
OmG sO SasSY 😏
Your turn jack🙄
O ya!!
Thats no u 🥱
PrOof!??! 🙄🙄
*shows proof*
Show us ur real face or we kick u 👊
*accidentaly sends picture* 😭😭
OMG YOUR LIKE 2 😨😱
I'm actually 1 day old 😏😜
Can i add my sister 🙄
Ya sure
Hi ✨
Omg she's so rich how old is shue 😳😳😳
I'm still not born 💅
How did u have ipad in a womb 😭
My mom swalloed her ipad and i downloads roblocs 😭🙄✨😝
HAHAHA 🤣 ur a baby ✨✨✨
WHO U CALLIN A BABY 👹👹👹QUEEN ELIZABETH👸
👀👀What’s up sluts!👩🎤👩🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁️seeing👁️ her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂♀️monarchists👸💂♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰️Big Ben🕰️ 👅 bongs🍆🍑🫦 you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩🎤birds👩🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰♀️Marry Our Cousins👰♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️😭👸☠️ REST IN PEACE🙏QUEEN ELIZABETH 👩🦳 WINDSWHORE!! The sun🌞has finally set on our 💁♀️ LITTY💃TITTY 🍈🍈 LILLIBET, 7️⃣0️⃣ years 📆 after she first 👧👩🦱👩🦳 became QUEEF 👑💨 REGNANT of the 🍆 COCK-MAN WEALTH 🇬🇧 of the💂♂️ BRITISH FEM-DOM-PIRE 👯♀️. Over her LONG😩JUICY💦REIGN she saw PMs 👨🏻💼👨🏼💼 CUM n' GO, from SIR WINSTON CHURCHHOLE👨🦲 to WHORIS JOHNSON🤡, STEADFASTLY serving KWEEN 👠 and CUNTRY 👜 with her FAMOUS 💎 BROOCHES 🐦 and 💦💦 PEARL NECKLACES 🤪, given to her by her late 😔 HORSE-COCKED 🐎🍆 COUSBAND 👩❤️💋👨 PRINCE PHILL-ER-UP 🤴. Her GORILLA 🦍 GRIP on the CROWN JEWELS 👑💍💎 has HELD TIGHT through CRISES 🤯 like BREXIT 🇪🇺🙅♀️🙃 and MEGXIT 👨🦰🙅🏾♀️🙃. But now it's time for ELIZABETH II REGINA'S 🤭 FAMOUS 🏠 ABODES like 👊💦SANDRINGHANDJOB, 👄👅 BALM-ORAL, and of course 🥵😛🤤 FUCKING-and-SUCKINGHAM PALACE 🏰 to be DRAPED IN BLACK 🏴🏴 in MOURNING 😱 for the LATE ⚰️ GREAT 💪 LIZZY. STAY TUNED 📺 for THE ⛪ CORNHOLE-INATION 👑 of her 👎LEAST FAVORITE SON👩👦CHARLES, with his ADULTEROUS JEZEBEL💃👯♀️ CUMILLA PORKHER-BOWELS 💩 right by his side. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ OYEZ, THE QUEEN IS DEAD! ! 🪦🥳 JUSTICE FOR LADY D!! 👸🚗🚨Queen Elizabeth dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family said hello.🎉🎉DING 🛎 DONG 🍆🍆 the 🇬🇧 WITCH 🇬🇧👸🏻 is DEAD 😵 💀 🎊 her Majesty the KWEEN 👑 has finally kicked the 🪣👋👋 after 7️⃣0️⃣👅👅 years of SERVING 💅 her CUNTry 🇬🇧 today we FUCKIN 👌👈 like the royal SLAMily was fuckin their COUSINS 🫣❌ get 6️⃣ feet 📏 DEEP 😫😫 in your closest mates and SHOOT 💦 off a 6️⃣9️⃣ gun SALUTE 🫡🫡 send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of the fittest 💯💯 birds 😮💨🫦 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and ur the DADDY duke of susSEX 🥵🥵 if u get 0️⃣ back ur LOCKED 🔐 🔐 out of the FUCKingham Palace 🏰 😳💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰♀️Marry Our Cousins👰♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️Labor Day
Hey there you hardworking whore-mongers, 👨🏻🌾👷🏻♂️👩🏻⚕️👨🏽⚕️🥖💦🤤 you analytical anal-beaders 🌂🍆🍑✋🏻🥵🤚🏻you tenacious twat ticklers😏👉🏻👌🏻♾😜 it’s time to work hard 🥴 👋🏼 🍑😓 🥵 and foreplay harder 😉 ✊🏼 🍆💦 💦👁👄👁 because it’s Labor Day 📅 🏖 😎🥴✊🏼🥖💦🤪. So if you’re down to go from arduous👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 😩😩😩 to harduous 🤥🤥🥖💦💦😝and then wanna get some overtime 💰 💰 💯 with your partner 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️in crime👮🏻♂️+👮🏻 = 🛌🔞🌚 🤫then explore her rift 🏔💦🏔 👩🏼🦰🥵🥵in the graveyard 👨🏻 + 💀 = 🪦 🐕 💦 🐕 shift so she can do you a favor 💁🏻♂️&💆🏻♀️ 🛌 your labor 😪 by sucking 👅 🤤🤤 that lifesaver 🍭 🎉😩Due to Covids restrictions 😷 👉🏻👌🏻🚫 🤷🏻♀️ workplace has been all about loneliness 😢 ✊🏼 🌶 💦 and less about boneliness 🍒🦴 💦 🥜 🥛 😏 this year. So make it up by exiting zoom 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 =🏎 🦵🏼💎🦵🏼👶🏼 and sweeping her off her feet 😳 with your man broom 🧹💦💦🤤 before you give that clunge 👅💎a plunge 👨🏻 👩🏽 🛁🔞Be sure to clock out ⏰ with cock out 😏 🍌 🐒 so that you can take your freakin 🛌 🛌👩🏽❤️💋👨🏻👩🏽❤️💋👨🏻during the long weekend 😎 and bleach that peach ⛽️ 💦 💦 🍑 before some sex on the beach 🖖🏻👁👅👁🖖🏻🦵🏼🐠🦵🏼🏝 This years been rough 🤕 🤕 because your man/woman hasn’t been 😢🥺🥺🥺So do a reversal 😉 on some oral rehearsal😏🖖🏻🦵🏼🍑🦵🏼 get beneath that man sheath 🌂💦💦👁👅👁and use the force 💨 to savor 😋that labor lightsaber👷🏽♂️👷🏻♀️= 🚧 🦺🔞. Send this to ten polyamorous proletariats🕵🏻♂️🕵🏽🤰🏽🤱🏽to take your 10 min break in heaven 😇 ⛅️ 😈 Or else, the only oral benefits ✋🏻👁👄👁🤚🏻🌾💦💦🌝you’ll be receiving, will be for your dental plan 🪥 💦 🦷👉🏻👌🏻🚫🙅🏽♀️🤷🏻♂️Hey 🍆you labWHORE day 🍷🍷sluts!!! 2️⃣Day is the day to kick back 😎 and relax on some THICC 🍆🍆🍆. Daddy will be waiting 4 u on this 😩😧😰 H☢️T mondday to give you a quick 💨 pump⛽and dump 💩. So slut on down ⬇️ and spread 🍗💦🍗 those thighs and get your laboria pounded 🔨🔨⚒️. Send this to 3 of your high twerkin 🤑🤑 hoes or else Uncle Sam is going to pound 🙉🙀 the wrong labor hole 🧟It’s fucking 🇺🇸 Labor 🇺🇸 Day 🇺🇸 bitches, which means it’s 🕐time🕐 to 🚫STOP🚫 having protected 💦sex💦 so 🚺Women🚺 can go into labor 🤰🏼🤱🏼🤷🏼♀️💅🏻Hey there you hardworking whore-mongers, 👨🏻🌾👷🏻♂️👩🏻⚕️👨🏽⚕️🥖💦🤤 you analytical anal-beaders 🌂🍆🍑✋🏻🥵🤚🏻you tenacious twat ticklers😏👉🏻👌🏻♾😜 it’s time to work hard 🥴 👋🏼 🍑😓 🥵 and foreplay harder 😉 ✊🏼 🍆💦 💦👁👄👁 because it’s Labor Day 📅 🏖 😎🥴✊🏼🥖💦🤪. So if you’re down to go from arduous👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 😩😩😩 to harduous 🤥🤥🥖💦💦😝and then wanna get some overtime 💰 💰 💯 with your partner 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️in crime👮🏻♂️+👮🏻 = 🛌🔞🌚 🤫then explore her rift 🏔💦🏔 👩🏼🦰🥵🥵in the graveyard 👨🏻 + 💀 = 🪦 🐕 💦 🐕 shift so she can do you a favor 💁🏻♂️&💆🏻♀️ 🛌 your labor 😪 by sucking 👅 🤤🤤 that lifesaver 🍭 🎉😩Due to Covids restrictions 😷 👉🏻👌🏻🚫 🤷🏻♀️ workplace has been all about loneliness 😢 ✊🏼 🌶 💦 and less about boneliness 🍒🦴 💦 🥜 🥛 😏 this year. So make it up by exiting zoom 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 =🏎 🦵🏼💎🦵🏼👶🏼 and sweeping her off her feet 😳 with your man broom 🧹💦💦🤤 before you give that clunge 👅💎a plunge 👨🏻 👩🏽 🛁🔞Be sure to clock out ⏰ with cock out 😏 🍌 🐒 so that you can take your freakin 🛌 🛌👩🏽❤️💋👨🏻👩🏽❤️💋👨🏻during the long weekend 😎 and bleach that peach ⛽️ 💦 💦 🍑 before some sex on the beach 🖖🏻👁👅👁🖖🏻🦵🏼🐠🦵🏼🏝 This years been rough 🤕 🤕 because your man/woman hasn’t been 😢🥺🥺🥺So do a reversal 😉 on some oral rehearsal😏🖖🏻🦵🏼🍑🦵🏼 get beneath that man sheath 🌂💦💦👁👅👁and use the force 💨 to savor 😋that labor lightsaber👷🏽♂️👷🏻♀️= 🚧 🦺🔞. Send this to ten polyamorous proletariats🕵🏻♂️🕵🏽🤰🏽🤱🏽to take your 10 min break in heaven 😇 ⛅️ 😈 Or else, the only oral benefits ✋🏻👁👄👁🤚🏻🌾💦💦🌝you’ll be receiving, will be for your dental plan 🪥 💦 🦷👉🏻👌🏻🚫🙅🏽♀️🤷🏻♂️Hey you lab-WHORE day 🌞🍷sluts!!! It’s time ⏳ to clock ⏰ out with UR cock 🍆🐓 out. 2️⃣Day 💖 is 👌💦 a day of 💅REST so 😏 kick back ⬅ 😎 relax 🎧🛏 and let 🙆 that THICC DICK 🍆🍆🍆 raw 🥩 dog 🐕 you 👈 into 💦 vacation. Daddy 😩😭 will be 🤔🤔 waiting 💤⌚ to give 👐🏾 you a 😍👉 quick 💨 pump ⛽ and dump 💩 to 💦 cool off 💰😂 on the HOTTEST 🔥🔥 day 😵☀ of 💦💦 the year. 📅 So slut 😡🙈 on 😌🔛 down ⏬ ⬇️ and 🗣 spread 🍗💦🍗 those 🍑🍆 juicy thighs to get your 💃 LABORia pounded 🔨🔨⚒️ into submission 🧎🏻♀️. Send ➡📬 this 👆☝ to 7️⃣ of your high 🚬 twerkin’ 🤑🤑 hoes or else 🤷🤔 Uncle Sam 🇺🇸 is going to slide 🛝 in 👊 🙉🙀 the wrong labor hole ⛳Student Debt Forgiveness
guess 👉👈 what 🤷 you 👉🏼 college 🧑🎓👩🎓lackies! Big 🍆 daddy 😥😥 Boe Jiden 👴has 💤 yeeted the big, 😱 black, ⬛ juicy, 💦 long 😳 student 📖📝 debt out 🐕 of your 👉😩 tight 😻 and tiny 👌 bank 💴 account! 💳 You 😀 can 🔫 now 👇 live 🐙 not 🚫 so happily 😊 ever after 😡 still 😏 with that 👉 arts degree 📜 you 😕👉 worked 🏢 and stressed 😧 a quarter 🕒 of your 👉👌 life away 💨 for 😤 💀🪦and worry 🚫 about 💦 the other 🤷♂️ problems 😊 like 💦👍 the housing market 💹 doing 📌💉 some ⛄👨 crazy 🤪 inflation 🎈 bdsm roleplay 🐱👻⛓ and the economy getting 🤝 pumped ⛽🆙 up 🦃 like 💖 she's 👭 in 💘😜 her 🚺👩 1930's again! ✨💃✨yo 🪀 mr ♂️ white ⬜
yo 🪀 mr ♂️ white ⬜ we 👨❤️💋👨 have ⚠️ to 👉 smoke 🚬 all 😱 the 👹 meth 💎 before 🅱️4️⃣ your ✨thicc✨ and 👌 juicy 💦 brother 👦 in 👉👌 law ⚖️ hank 👀 claps 👏 us 👬 into 👉 jail 🚓 with 🤔 his 🏃♂️ giant 😳 ass 🍑 cheeks 😏 we 👨❤️💋👨 must 🌭 get ✊ high 🎢 as 🤨 a 🅰️ kite 🪁to🥈 evade 🏃 CLAPture 👏😳. mr ♂️ white⚪ he👦 has 🤜 a 🅰️ massive 😏 desire 🍆💦 to 🥈dominate 🏏 us 👬 call 📲 me 👇 back 🤳 asap 🏃♂️💨