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Fyre Festival

    HEY 🚨 YOU 👧👉 BASS HUNGRY 😋 SLUTS 💁💰 Get ready for 🐻 Fyre Festival 🎉 2: 🏿🙈 The Splash Back! Fyre Festival 🎉🎉 is 😇 back 🙅⬅ again 😩 and 👌👅 this time 🕐 you KNOW 💡💭 there 😩⛔ won’t 💪💪 be 🐝👦 any 💦💦 melted cheese 🧀 or cold 😵 beans 🌱🌱 to eat 🍟 because these BIG 🐳 BOYS 👦 are 👏🤰 gonna ❓♂ put that FIRE in ⚓⤵ you 🚫 in 🍆 every 🔪 way possible!!! So get 🉐 your 🙋 friends 👫🙆 together 👷👬 and 😩 pack up ⬆❤ a 😼 bunch of SHITTY 😠 clothing because ❕ we 👨😺 are 💰🚟 going to PRIVATE ISLAND 🍹🏝 where 😾 only 👉😤 our 💰💰 most 🥇☺ BAD 💦🤦 ASS sexiest people 😃👨 will 👊 be 🐝💪 allowed 😡🙅 ️in . If 🏼🏼 you 👉👅 want 😒👉 to keep 🙊👩 things HOT 😍 then send this 👌 message 👈 to 👅💦 20 🆗 of 🔉🔧 your 🏼🅱 SLUTTIEST 🍆👄 friends. 🖐 If 👏🤔 you 👋 don’t 🚫🚫 get ☹👮 any responses by 😈 tomorrow 🚗🙌 afternoon then ✡😁 the 👇🚟 big ⬆ bad FIRE 🔥 BITCH 💁 GAMEZZZ will DIE 🚦 FOREVER!!!! If 👏❗ you 👈💦 get 10-19 😂 responses then its 👌 TAYLOR SWIFTSKYPE SESSION TIME!!! 🙌 If you get 👻 20+ responses guess what 😟 ?? BIG 🍆👅 BOY 🏻👱 GONNA 😩🏼 PUT THAT 🍑🚟 FIRE ON YOUR CHEEZ SANDWICH

    Dyngus Day

      Happy Dyngus Day 🎉 all u thirsty Polish American 🇵🇱🇺🇸🇵🇱 sluts‼️ It's been a long HARD 😓😩😵 lenten season 🙏⛪✝️🙏 and it's time to SIN‼️‼️ 👹😈🥵 You know what that means❓ Break out your babcia's 🧓 pierogi 🥟🍽️ recipe and grab a tall glass of kupnik🍶. All the naughty girls 👭🏼 and bois🙋🙋🏼will be out teasing 🥵😳😤 each other all Day LONG😡. Girls can chase 🏃🏼‍♀️😤 and SQUIRT 💦🔫 all the bois they want to fuck 🛌 and get them soaking WET 💦😢☔️. Think that sounds unfair❓❓❓ WELL, on this festive 🎊 holiday 🇵🇱 the bois 👦🏼🤡 can retaliate by beating the thirsty thots 🙊 with a PUSSY-willow branch 🍑🍣🌮😿🐈. ✋🛑STAY BACK YOU HORNY WHOORS!!!🥵 Don't forget to wear your traditional red🇵🇱💃🏼🇵🇱 and white🇵🇱🥛🇵🇱, and expose 😲 your polka dots 🍒 👀👀 for everyone to see 😳🥵😳. Hope you have a Sinful 👺 ŚMIGUS-DYNGUS Day, and remember, not only is everyone is Polish 🇵🇱 on Dyngus Day, but they're also a SLUT!!!👫🏼🤰🏼😛 Send this to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your Horniest 📯 Poles 🇵🇱😩. If you get 0️⃣ back, no spankings for you, you dirty old babushka 🧓🏻🧙🏼‍♀️. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back, you'll get your little pierogi 🥟 stuffed 🍆💦🥛. If you get 3️⃣0️⃣ back, you'll get a thicc POLE-ish 🇵🇱 branch 🍆🪵🍆 on your booty🍑! If you get 5️⃣0️⃣ back you get to ride 🤠🏇🏻 the Polish Kielbasa 🇵🇱🌭 all night 🙋🏼‍♀️⏰🛏️!! If you get ALL 6️⃣9️⃣ back Daddy Dyngus 🧙‍♂️ will spank you HARD 😫 and let you squirt 💦😛 all over him‼️‼️

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        Happy Birthday

          HAPPY 😊 BIRTHDAY 🎂 BRO!!! 😎😜😩😆 Its time 🕦 to get LIT 🔥 for your special 👉😎👈 BIRTHDAY 🎊! You finna turn UP 👆🤯 and get DOWN 👇🤩 on this BEAUTIFUL day 😩💕 because you're 👀 a CHAMP🎖and a COOL 😎 DUDE 💪! Get all that 💰🤑 and 🤪🍹 and HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎊🎊🎊 don't forget 😤😤 to eat your cake 🍰😋 or your other cake 🍑😩👅💦 because today you the MAN 🤠😏🤤
          HAPPY 🎊🎁FUCKING 🎂BIRTHDAY🍫 🎉 YOU SLUT! 😛MAY ALL 🙌🏼YOUR 💫WISHES✨ ⭐️🌟COME TRUE ON THIS ☀👌🏼👌🏼️BEAUTIFUL 😍DAY. I WANT TO 👏🏼👏🏼THANK 👍🏼YOUR PARENTS 👫4️⃣GETTING ⬇️ AND 👪DIRTY 2️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AND 9️⃣ MONTHS 💬AGO👶🏽AND DOING👉🏼👌🏼 SUCH A 👌🏼WONDERFUL 👍🏼JOB, 👼🏽🚼YOU ARE THE ✔️✔️✔️BEST REARRANGEMENT 🔄🔁OF CHROMOSOMES❎ I HAVE SEEN 🕵🏼🕵🏼‼️‼️GO GET YOURSELF 👇🏼👊🏼SOME 😺 🐈OR MAYBE SOME 🍆. DO WHATEVER 👄💁🏽YOUR ❤️ NEEDS 💦TO BE HAPPY! 😄TURN 🆙 AND SHOVE YOUR FACE 👦🏽IN SOME 🍰🍦🆗❓ LOVE 💓YOU 💕BITCH! 🐩🐕MAY 🌼🌷🌹YOUR HAPPINESS😁😄 NEVER 🔚❕❗️❕❗️
          🎊🎉HAPPY🎂🎂BIRTHDAY😍🎊 you sexy😏😘SLUT😍👅it's time⏰⏰to celebrate💦🍾✨your SQUIRT-DAY😳🥵💦with some CAKE🍑🍑😜 be sure to BLOW🥳🍆out all the candles🎂🎂so your WISHES and 😍 WET DREAMS💦💦can all CUM✨😳true‼️On this day a beautiful🥰 baby 👶 was born 🐣 who loved to SUCK🍼🍼on some BIG😲😻MILKY🥛🥛 TITTIES🍒👩‍👧✨so let's party👯‍♀️🎊🥂with a birthday🥳🎉BLOW-OUT😘👅🎉BASH✨😍with friends 👯‍♀️🥰👯and FUN🎊🎈🍾and lots of CUMfetti🎉🎉🎊be sure to wear your SLUTTY😳🤩birthday suit 😘💋
          HEY ALL YOU BIRTHDAY BITCHEZZZ!!! IT’S TIME FOR EVERYONES FAVORITE HOLIDAY👏🏼🙌🏼🥳 BRIAN’S BDAY😈👀👅👅👅 WEAR YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS BECAUSE THIS PARTY IS GETTING SWEATY👄😛😛💦💦 THIS YEAR BRIAN’S ASS IS THE PIÑATA 🪅 SO TAKE YOUR BEST WHACK👊🏻👋🏻👋🏻😩😩😩 HOES WE PLAYING PIN THE DILDO IN BRI’S BOOLHOLE🍑🍆💦💦💦 SO PRACTICE YOUR AIM😉😉😉 SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR BDAY SLUTS😫😫😫💩 IF YOU GET 5 BACK STAND IN THE CORNER U BIRTHDAY CLOWN🤡❌🤡❌🤡 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE BIRTHDAY BITCH👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🥳😛😛💦 IF U GET 20 BACK U DA KWEEN OF THE BEAN👸🏾💅🏼💅🏼👑😈 AND ALL YOUR GLORYHOLE GANGBANG DREAMZ WILL CUM TRUE🍆💦💦😈😈😩😩😩👅👅👅👅 CHEERS🥂 TO 2️⃣5️⃣ YEARS OF BEING A BAD ASS, ONE OF A KIND BITCH👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🎊🎊🎊
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT!!! 🙋🏼💁🏼🎁 We gonna FUCK like its ur FUCKday! 🎉 I want to thank your PARENTS 👫👬👭 for giving birth to this WILD DIRTY SLUT!! Let’s make it RAIN 🚿🌧 on that GOLDEN 🌝 birthday PUSSY!! 🍒😂 Get ready for some DICK 😳🍆, SLUT DANCING 👯💃🏽, MONEY 👛💸 and DRINKING 🍸🍷🍾. Don’t forget a shot of CUMMIES with that DICKuor!!! 🍆💦👸🏽 Send this to 5️⃣ other HOES and ur a FESTIVE BIRTHDAY WHORE 💁🏽👯. Send this to 🔟 SLUTS and ur a FILTHY BIRTHDAY MINX who will gets BAGS 💰💯 filled with CUMMIES!!! 💦💦😻

          I woke up in the new Bugatti

            I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI ‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔊🔊
            I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGGATI!! 🔊🔊🔊🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯
            I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGGATI 🗣🗣
            I WOKE UP IN A  NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
            I woke up in a new bu*AAHASDH🔇🔇🔇📢📢📢*
            I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶💯💯

            Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿

              🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿
              
              🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲
              
              ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨
              
              ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️
              
              Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿
              
              XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
              
              🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦
              
              🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺
              
              Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎
              
              2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥