Happy Spanksgiving emojipasta
Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 up ⬆️ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🤨 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😤😤😤 HORNY-copia 🌽 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋️👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🤪😔🤤🤤😃😁😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 COCK 🥳🥳🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🥵 hot 🔥 tasty 🤤😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🤔 what I mean ☺️😘😋 if you get 1️⃣ back 🙄🤬😡 then you and that slut 🤤🤤🤤😫😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 if you get 3️⃣ back 😈🤑 you’re going to get your turkey 🦃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5️⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥧 just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted 😋🤤🥵 if you get 7️⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🦹♀️ of American 🇺🇸 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯 you’ll be feasting 🤤😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏👀🚼💘 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🦃🦃🦃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ atone 🤣for the sins ✝️ 😔of my ancestors💀💀💀👩🏼❤️💋👨🏼🤰🏼🤱🏼👩👧🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
HEY 👋🤣 you Turkey Lurkey SLUT‼️‼️🦃👯♀️👀 Its the last ⬅️ THIRST-DAY 💦👅in H🅾️E-VEMBER 🍁🍂🍃🗓 and that means its TH🅾️TSGIVING!!!!😳💦🦃🍁🍂🍃🦃🎉🎊🍴👅🤠 Todays the day 📆 u get 2 STUFF 🍑↩️😳🤤 ur PILGRIM PU$$Y 🌏⬅️⛵️👨🌾 with CUMpkin Pie 🥧🎃 Mashed HOEtatoes 🥔🔨 Green Bean Casser-Hole 🕳😫 Cran Bussy Sauce 🍑🥫💦🤤 and gobble 👅 gobble 👅👅 GOBBLE 👅👅👅 STUFFED TURKEY ASS 🦃🍗 til you B U R S T 🍽🥴💥😫💦 But while ur gettin corn bred 🌽🍞😈 dont forget 💭🙇♂️🤔 what 🙋♂️ Spanksgiving 🍑👏 is really about 😌📖 Get down 🐒🪑 hold ur old man’s hand 👴🤝 and tell him ur SO THANKFUL 😋🥰 🙏😩 for making u the Hungry Little Hoe u are 🥄👨👦🥵👯😘😘😘😘
In the next 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS 🕕🕘 SEND THIS 📲 to 🔟 of ur NASTIEST FALL FREAKS 🤪🍁🦃👄💃🏽😏🤑 If u get 🔟 back 🍑 your a JUICY TURKEY SLORE 😍🍑🦃🤤💦 Get 5️⃣🖐 back and ur a Bred Roll Bitch 😋🍞💃 BUT IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK your a dry turkey hoe🌵🤢🍗😪 and u wont get ANY DISCUNTS 💸💸 on BLACK C🅾️CK-DAY‼️🖤🍆🙀😰💰💵💲📺📱⌚️🚫
HAPPY THOTSGIVING U DIRTY SLUT💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 R U A SEXY LIL PILGRIM?😈🎩🏃 OR A NAKED NATIVE¿¿👹😵✊ TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 MAKE SURE U STUFF THAT 😻PUSSY🙀🐱 RIGHT LIKE A PHAT TURKEY🦃🍆😏AND U SLUTS🙆🏼👅👄 MAKE SURE TO GIVE THAT 🦃 TURKEY🐔 A GOOD👍🏼👌🏼OLE JERKY✊🏻 AND GET READY 🤗😎 TO GIVE 😏🙄😘 OR RECIEVE😍😫 THANKS. 🙏 UR ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂NOW SEND THIS TO T E N 1️⃣0️⃣ OF UR 👄💦 SEXIEST 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 SLUTS IN THE NEXT🕕 1 5 SECONDS🕒 IF NOT, U GON GAIN 30 POUNDS ON SPANKSGIVING 😳😱 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌 IF U GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK THEN UR OFFICIALLY 😳 A 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 SLUT 😘 WHO GON GET STUFFED ON TURKEY DAY WITH DADDY’S SPECIAL RECIPE!👏🏻💦 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND UR A MASHED POTATO 🥔 HOE 🥵 HAPPY COCK 🐓 GOBBLING 👄 THURSDAY 👌
SORRY SLUTS‼️😔🎃 COCKTOBER🎃IS OVER🙅🏻♀️♀️🚫BUT DON'T✖️ WORRY💁🏻♀️♀️HOEVEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏼🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👀🙏🏻 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗 TURKEY 🍗 ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING 🍑 STUFFED 🍑🌚 TONIGHT 🌚‼️ PREPARE🤞🏻UR PUSSIES👉🏻👉🏻 FOR SOME CUMKIN💦 PIE 🥧 CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃 UP THAT SLOW ROASTED 🐔 COCK🐔 NOW 👇🏻 GIVE THAT TURKEY🐔 SOME GOOD 👍🏻 OL' JERKY ✊💦 AND GIVE (or receive 👀😉) THANKS FOR THAT GOOD DICK 🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7‼️ OF YOUR BEST HOES👯♀️♀️ TO LET THEM KNOW YOURE THANKFUL 🙏🏻 FOR HOEVEMBER 👏🏻👏🏻
GLAZE MY THIGHS 🦃 SLAP MY BUTT 🦃 MAKE ME YOUR 🦃 TURKEY SLUT 🦃 EAT MY BREAST 🦃 EAT MY WINGS 🦃 JUST DON’T FINISH IN MY STUFFING 🦃 DADDY’S DRUMSTICK LOOKS SO YUMMY 🦃SHOOT YOUR GRAVY AND FILL MY TUMMY 🦃
Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑🍑 turkey🍗💦ass 💦bitch🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for DICK🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH COCK🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you. Send💬📝this👉to💥30!💥of 🍆💦your SLUTTIEST🦃girls👀🍑..get 😂5😂 back💁and you're😆👀 a turkey 🦃thot🙊🙊get 🍆15🍆 back🍗🍑💦and youre🙆 a true✔️💦THICCSGIVING🍑🦃🍗 hoe. Get 🌽💥30💥🌽 back🙊and you'll👀 need some💦tryctophan💦🦃 bc you're😴gonna be 😴🍆🍑sleeping👉👌 with every guy👨🦱at 🍆🍗🦃Thiccsgiving🦃🍗🍆, 🔥🔥😩bitch💁💥💦- Now go 🍑get that little🙈👀💦 pumpkin🥧🥧 ass🍑 ready😩 to💦😂 be 🦃🍆creampied!🦃🦃
Hey there you pilgrim poonplowers😼💂🏻♀️🥴✊🏻 🍆 💦🤤you Maydeflowerers 👨🏻+🚢 = 👅 👩🏽 🦵 🌺 🦵🚫you Jamestown jerkoffs 😩🍆💦👁👅👁it’s time to stop bluffing🤷🏻♀️and start stuffin her muffin🥖💦🧁because it’s wanksgiving ✊🏻✊🏻🍆💦💦🦃So if you’re down to whine and dine in the turkey brine👨🏻+👩🏽=🛌🍆💨🦃👁️🫦👁️then take your match 🔥 from hinge 🤤🔞🔞and pull out that syringe 💉 💦 💦 🥧 so she can gobble down 🤮 some baste paste 🍒 🥖 💦 💦 🥛 If she wants more sauce 🍅 🍅 🌭 👅 then make her pussy float 🚣♀️ 👩✈️ 💆🏻♀️ by pouring from the man gravy boat 🚢 🌊 🦵 🎁 🦵 hoepfully there’s room for dessert 👋🏼 🍑 🍰 😋 so you can go purchasss 💦 🍑 some goodies on Black Friday 📆 💴 💯 😏 and go cherry popping shopping 🛍 💦 🍒🚫 🤷🏻♀️ so you can be giving any naughty native 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 =⛺️ 🔞 🤤 🌚 a pilg rim job 👅 🍑🤪before she takes the tumultuous Teepee truffle butter 🥕🧈 💦 😝😝after a gourd hoard 😜💦 🌽 🎃 😉 Send this to 10 Squanto suckling sluts 👩🏼🦰👩🏼🦰 💦 🌽 🦃 🤭 so you can get some head without the headdress 🚫👗🥴 🥖 💦 🤮while you give her a lil sweet potato cream pie 🍠 💦 +🍑 = 🤰🏻 👶🏼 Or else, the only wishbone 🦴 💦 💆🏻♀️ you’ll be thankful for is the turkeys 🦃🦃🥖💦👅
🦃🦃😁HAPPY 👏 SPANKSGIVING👋🦃 BITCHES❤️😍 I’m SO thankful 🥰😁 to have a FILTHY 😱 SLUT 😋 like you 🫵 in my life 🥰❤️ So whether 🤨 you’re a 👀 PROMISCUOUS🤤PILGRIM🧔♂️🎩⛵️ or 🤔 a NAUGHTY😈NATIVE👬🏃♂️➡️🌽 Get ready to SUCK😛 those TURKEY🦃 BREASTS🍈🍉 and LICK👅 those THIGHS🍗🍗 Flick 👌🧐 my green BEAN🫘🫛 and eat 😋 my SWEET😫 POTATO🥔🍠 ASSerole🍑🍑🥵Put your 🫵 MACARONI🍝 in my YAMS 🍠🍠 until it gets CHEESY💦🥵😫😫 Send ➡️ THIS to 🔟 HOES⛏️ your MOST THANKFUL ❤️❤️ for 🙌 Get 0️⃣ back and your EGGS🥚 won’t ❌🙂↔️ get DEVILED👹👹 Get 5️⃣ back and you MAY🧐🤨 get deFLOWERed 🌸😱😏 Get 🔟 back and that TURKEY🦃PUSSY🐱IS GETTING STUFFED🥱🫨 WITH CUM-PKIN 🎃 PIE🥧🍰💦
HAPPY SPANXGIVING 🍗 DIRTY TURKEY 🇹🇷 GOBBLERS 👄👹ITS TIME TO GET SLEAZY IN THE KITCHEN ✊️ GRIP SOME 🥔TATERS FIRMLY IN THOSE 😈SOFT HANDS 👐🤭AND GIVE EM A 💯NICE SQUEEZE 💋DONT FORGeT THAT DADDIES SPATCHCOCK 🦃 NEEDS TO BE RUBBED 😝 BASTED AND 😛 👄COATED FOR HOURS💦💦💦 🥵 GuzZlE THAT GRAVY 😋 AND MOP THE REST UP 🥺WITH YOUR HOT LITTLE BUNs🥐 LIKE A GOOD 🎀🏹PILGRIM SLUT 🥹 THE SETTLERS🛶 TOOK THE NATIVES BY FORCE ⛺️ SO U SHOULD LET DADDY DO THE SAME 👄 IN THEIR MEMORY 👹 SEND this 2 FOUR DOZEN 4️⃣8️⃣ OF UR SLUTTIEST YAM 🍠 SOUFLEE🍠 SWORD 💦 SWALLOWERS 💦 GET 🅾️ BACK AND ITS ALL THANKSGIVING AND NO THANKSGETTING 🥲🥲🥲 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU GET TO LICK DADDIES 🥧 SWEET TREATS 😜😩GET 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOULL BE ♿️ PLYMOUTH 💯 ROCKED ALL NIGHT (IM TALKING ABOUT SEX) 👌🏻👈🏾 AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO GIVE ☝️☝️THANKS TO GOD 🙏
😁on this👈 day 🗓️🗓️in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ Christopher 😮💨 Columb-ASS 😘🍑🍑🍑✌️and 🐒 his SLUTTY 😩😩😩 PILGRIMS 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 landed🛶 at Plymouth COCK!!! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦😩😩😩😩😩😩they came ⛵⛵ from 🇬🇧England🇬🇧💂🍆😏 in search 🔎🔎of more 😎dicks to suck 💦💦💦😩and 🤪🤪🤪 holes 🕳️🕳️to fuck👉👌🤪🤪. all the 😱NAKED😱 indians🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 let 😩the pilgrims 🦃 SLOBBER 🤤🤤🤤 ALL OVER THEIR 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 CORNCOBS🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽. at the first american🇺🇸🇺🇸 ORGY🧑🤝🧑👭👬👫 the indians🇮🇳 brought the 🥩🥦🥥🥧🍓🥨🥪🥟 food🍔🍕🍘🍤🍠🍟 and the 🥺🥺 pilgrims 🤪 brought ✝️salvation✝️💒💒🙏 and PRIVATE PART 🍆🍑🍪PROPERTY 🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡 HOE-cahontas 😍😍 was 🥵 such a SLUT🥵🥵😎💋 she got 😷🦠smallpox🦠😷 but at least there weren't any SMALL 🤏 COCKS 🍆🍆!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️ time to GOBBLE 🍴🦃GOBBLE 🍴🦃GOBBLE 🍴🦃 on DICK 🙈🙈 at the SPANKsgiving 👋👋🍑 THOTluck 🥳🤤so load 🍕🍔🥟🥪🥨🍓🥧🥥🍤🍠🍟 up your plate 🍽️🍽️🍽️ and say grace 🙏🙏🙏🕋✝️😇👼 slather butter🧈 on 🤭 your cousins 🧑🌾 BUNS 🍑🍑🤤🤤🤤 let 💖daddy💖🧔 pour 😩 his 😩 GRAVY 💦💦all over 🥰 your 🦃🦃 BREAST 💦😩 make sure 😁 granny 👵 gets 😌 a STUFFING 👉👌😏😏😏 gnaw 👁️👄👁️ on your uncles 🧔 HUGE 😱 JUICY 😱 CORN😱 COB😱🌽💦 and lick 👅👅👅the 🍼CREAM🍼 off 🙊🙉🙈 your aunties 🙋♀️ CUMPKIN 🥧🥧 PIE 🥧🥧 now 😌 spread 🍆 those turkey legs 🦵🦵💃and let's 👀👀👀👀👀 see 🤔🤔how many 🤪🤪BEER CANS🍻🍻 we can 🤜🤜 shove 🤜🤜in 🤌🤌this 🤔bird's🦃🦃🦃🦃 GAPING HOLE 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️SEND 💌➡️📭 THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR 👯👯👯👯👯SLUTTIEST 🦃TURKEYS🦃‼️‼️‼️‼️ GET 0️⃣ BACK 🤭 AND YOU'RE A BASIC 😒 MANBERRY SALAD 🤢🤮 BITCH 😡😡😡GET 5️⃣ BACK ✨ AND YOU'RE A 🍂🍁🍂🍁THICCSGIVING🍁🍂🍁🍂 THOTTIE 😍😍😍😍😍 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 😲😲 AND 😳 YOU'RE 😼 A GRAVY 💦💦 GARGLING 💦💦PILGRIM 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
👏🏼🗓️ITS THE NATIONAL🫡🇺🇸DAY FOR GIVING😏👅AND RECEIVING 😩😍HAPPY TAINTSGIVING 🍗👀THE EURO-PEE-ONS 💧🌽CAME 💦TO PLYMOUTH ROCK 🍆🪨HARD 🫦🥴STUFFED 👉🏼👌🏼THEIR TURQUEEFS 🦃🫢AND 😛💧GUZZLED GRAVY😶🌫️☔️ COVERED GIZZARDS 🥜TODAY 🫵🏼WE CELEBRATE👏🏼 BY BUTTERING 👅🧈ROLLS 🥐🎃PUMP-KIN ✊🏼💦CREAM 🥛👉🏼IN PIES 🥧AND EATING 👄cASSeroles 🍑CALL UP 📲YOUR MASHED 😉POTATHOES 😮💨AND 🦃TURKEY THOTS 🏃🏻♀️😈AND SPLIT 🙌🏽YOUR WISHBONER 🦴WITH THEM💥➡️SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR🤩 HORNY-COPIAS📯🎉GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND UR ‼️🤯 GETTING STUFFED👊🏼2️⃣NIGHT 🍖🙀GET LESS😵⬇️THAN 5️⃣AND YOURE 🫨❌A BLUMPKIN PIE😰🍰
HAPPY 🍑SPANKSGIVING 🦃 YOU 👋TURKEY 🦃 LURKEY SLUTS💃‼️‼️ GET ⏰READY 😬 TO 💰 SPREAD 🤛 YOUR 👨👱 🍗LEGS, 👢🗣 GET 🔥👏 STUFFED🍆, AND 👎💦 LET 😵💫YOUR 👏👏 JUICES 👏🍌 DRIP💧DOWN 👇👇 THOSE ✨😤 HUNGRY 🤤😋 MOUTHS🫦WITH 👀😤 EVERY 👏 BITE‼️ 🍽🍽 THE 🏳 BEST 🌶️WAY TO 💯 GIVE 👹👏 THANKS IS 👏🔁 🫨SHAKING ❗️🧂THAT 🌈🍆 SAVORY cASSEROLE 🥘AND 💰 SHOWING OFF 😂💦 THOSE 👯♀️YUMMY 🍠YAMS‼️ GOBBLE 🪩GOBBLE DOWN 👸🏽 ON 🚟 SOME HOT 😾 🔥PILGRIM 🦃 PUSSY 🌮😍 AND SEND 📨➡ THIS ☀️🍑 TO 💦🤔 🔟 TURKEY 🦃 LURKEY SLUTS 👄 OR YOUR MEALS WILL ✊ BE DRY 🦂FOR ETERNITY‼️ GET 💁 5️⃣ 🍆 BACK 🔙💀 AND 👏 YOUR 😍 PLATE 🍛WILL 🤤 BE 🅱️🐝🏳 LICKED CLEAN ‼️ 🔟 BACK 🔙☠ AND YOU’LL BE 😎 RIDING🎢 A 🤴 GRAVY 🍲 TRAIN 🎅 🚄ALL NIGHT 🌒🏠 LONG‼️ 😩 1️⃣5️⃣ 👸❌ BACK 😌🔙 AND 💏📱 YOUR 💪 🎃🥧PUMPKIN🔥PIE 💦 WILL BE 👨🍦OVERFLOWING 🧴WITH 😫👏 MORE ✋✋ WHIPPED 🍨CREAM 🍨🐄 THAN 😽 YOU 💧CAN 🥯STOMACH‼️‼️ 🤑😂 REMEMBER TO ♻ SUCK 🐓 DOWN 😏 A 🌉FEW 🔛 GREEN 🍏 BEANS 🥦🌱 TO KEEP 👏💩 THAT🫛MEAL🫛BALANCED🥒, 💏 AND 👏 DONT 👎 STOP FUCKING 💯👌 TIL 💏💏 YOU REACH 👍 A 🎉🌉 SAFE 🧯TEMPERATURE 💥 OF 🐣🔥 AT 🏠🅱LEAST 🚫 165 DEGREES ⛑️BEFORE 😥🎄 PULLING OUT 🏎💯 OF THE 💋OVEN 🔥🔥🍆💦🦃
What 🧐 the fuck 👉 did 😳 you just 🏼 fucking say 💬 about me, 😭 you little 🏽 bitch? 🐕🦺 I’ll have you 😚 know I 🙀 graduated 🎓👨🎓👩🎓 top of my 🤭 class in culinary school, and I’ve 🙋 been 📷 involved 😂📝 in ✨ numerous 👎🏻🐆💯💯 Thanksgiving dinners, and I 🤣 have over 🔁 300 confirmed full tummies. 🤤😍 I 🦜 am 💨 trained in 🚮 mashing potatoes and I’m the top turkey fryer in 🤖 the entire 👏👏 United 🇺🇸 States. You 👉 are nothing to me but just 😾 another 2️⃣ mouth 🤐 to feed. I will fill you 👈 the fuck 🐢 up with precision 🥺 the likes 👍 of which has 💰 never been 👦 seen before 😂 on this Earth, 🌏 mark my 🤗 fucking words. 🔚 You think you can get 🉐 away with saying 👄 that shit to me 🔒 over ↘️ the Snapchat? Think 🤔💭 again, 👎 fucker. As we 👉🤠 speak I am contacting my 🌊🌙 secret network 🌐 of cooks across the USA 🇺🇸 and your IP 👩🎨 is being traced right 💧 now so you better 😎 prepare 😛 for 🤦 the feast, 🍴 maggot. ⚡ The feast that blows out 🐜 that 💕 pathetic 😨😨 little 🤏 thing 🐵 you 🏻 call 📞 your stomach. You’re fucking fed, kid. 👦 I 🤢 can 🤤 be anywhere, anytime, and I 👇 can 😜 feed 🍴 you casserole 🥘 in over seven hundred 💯 ways, and that’s 🤬 just 👏👍 with my bare 🍐🥝 hands. 👫☝️ Not only am I extensively trained 🧠👄🦳💝 in 🧸 pies, 🥧🇺🇸 but ⭐ I have access ♿ to the entire 🎬 pantry of the United States government 💩 and I will use it to its full extent to feed your miserable face, you little shit. 👋🎃 If only you could have known 😝💫 what ❓ unholy 😈 retribution 🤣 your little 🤔 “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you 👈 would ✅ have held 👨💼 your fucking 👉 tongue. 😝 But 👉 you 😀👈 couldn’t, you 👉🏽 didn’t, 😊 and now you’re 🏼 paying the price, you goddamn idiot. 💢 I will pour gravy all over 🕛🔚 your 👉 plate and you 😇 will drown in 🕺 it. You’re fucking 👌💞 fed, kiddo. 😳
Its finally my turn to be the Thanksgiving turkey! 🍴🦃 After 18 years of eating my families stuffing I finally get my time to shine! 😁✨ Everyone will be lining up to taste me, mommy, daddy, my brother, sisters, even my uncles! 😮 I'm a little nervous, 😟 but also excited! 😊 And dont tell mommy, but I've been practicing stuffing myself.. 🥕🍆 I'm sure afterwards some people wont talk to me until next year, 🙅♂️ but that's just the fun of the holiday! 😋 I'm excited for another great thanksgiving this year ‼️💯😍
🦃🦃😁 很高兴 👏 给👋🦃 婊子们打屁股❤️😍 我非常感谢 🥰😁 在我的生命中能有你这样的肮脏😱荡妇😋🫵 🥰❤️ 所以无论🤨 你是👀 滥交🤤朝圣者🧔♂️🎩⛵️ 还是🤔 顽皮😈本地人👬🏃♂️➡️🌽 准备好吮吸😛 那些火鸡🦃 乳房🍈🍉 和舔👅 那些大腿🍗🍗 轻弹👌🧐我的绿色豆子🫘🫛 并吃 😋 我的甜😫 土豆🥔🍠 ASSerole🍑🍑🥵 把你的 🫵 通心粉🍝 放进我的山药🍠🍠 直到它变得奶酪味💦🥵😫😫 将 ➡️ 这个发送给 🔟 HOES⛏️ 你最感谢的 ❤️❤️ 🙌 拿回 0️⃣ 你的 EGGS🥚 就不会 ❌🙂↔️ 被 DEVILED👹👹 拿回 5️⃣ 你可能会🧐🤨 被毁花🌸😱😏 拿回 🔟 那个火鸡🦃猫🐱 正在得到塞满精液的🎃馅饼🥧🍰💦
🦃🦃😁快樂👏打屁股👋🦃婊子❤️😍我很感激🥰😁有一個骯髒的😱蕩婦😋像你🫵在我的生活中🥰❤️那麼🤨你是否是一個濫交🤤 ♂️🎩⛵️ 或🤔調皮😈本地人👬🏃♂️➡️🌽準備好吮吸😛那些火雞🦃胸部🍈🍉和吃那些大腿🍗🍗 😫 OTATO🥔🍠 ASSerole🍑🍑 🥵把你的🫵通心粉🍝放入我的山藥🍠🍠，直到它變得俗氣💦🥵😫你的蛋🥚不會❌↔ ️ 被魔鬼般的👹 👹 拿回 5️⃣ 塊，你可能🧐🤨 會被摘花 😱 拿回 🔟貓，火雞🦃🥒
LISTEN UP BITCHES 🙀🙀🙀👂👂👂 IT'S SLUTS-GIVING 💦💦💦😏😏😏 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🥵🥵🥵💯💯💯 TURKEY AIN'T THE ONLY THING GOBBLING TODAY 🦃🦃🦃👅👅👅 TIME 🕗🕗🕗 TO CREAM YOUR CORN 🌽🌽🌽 FIND A WISH-BONE TO BREAK 🦴🦴🦴🙏🙏🙏 AND SUCK SOME CORNU-COPIOUS DICK 🍆🍆🍆 IF YOU'RE GETTING THIS ⬇️⬇️⬇️ IT MEANS YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD LITTLE MASHED POTATO HOE 😫😫😫🥔🥔🥔 SEND THIS ❗️⏭️ TO 5️⃣ THANKFUL THOTTIES 🙏🙏🙏🍑🍑🍑 TO MAKE THEIR BEANS 🫘🫘🫘 GREEN WITH ENVY 😫😫😫🌱🌱🌱 SEND THIS ❗️⏭️ TO 1️⃣0️⃣ SKANKS-GIVING SLUTS 😜😜😜🍆🍆🍆👩🌾👩🌾👩🌾 TO GET GRAVY 💦💦💦😈😈😈 POURED ALL OVER YOUR TURKEY BREASTS 🍗🍗🍗🍴🍴🍴 SEND THIS ❗️⏭️ TO 2️⃣0️⃣ SWEET POTATOES 🍠🍠🍠👭👭👭 TO GET YOUR TURKEY STUUUUUUUFFFFFFFED 😋😋😋🍽🍽🍽 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU'RE A DRY TURKEY HOE 🦃🦃🦃😔😔😔🍗🍗🍗 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU'RE A YUMMY SAUCY SLUT 😜😜😜💦💦💦💋💋💋 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOU'RE GETTING YOUR TURKEY JERKED ALL NIGHT 😳😳😳🍗🍗🍗😫😫😫👌👈 IF YOU GET 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOU'RE ONE BADDDDD MOTHER STUFFER 🦃🦃🦃🥵🥵🥵🌽🌽🌽 DON'T FORGET TO ATONE 🙏🙏🙏 FOR THE SINS 😔😔😔 OF YOUR COLONIZER ANCESTORS ✝️✝️✝️💀💀💀📖📖📖🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 HAPPY SLUTSGIVING!!! 🗣🗣🗣🥰🥰🥰