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Presidential Debate

    Kamala v Trump

    Attention 📢 all Ameri-CUNTS!!! 🇺🇸Tonight we CLITnessed 👀👁️the PRES-DICK-DENTIAL 🏛️🍆DEBATES!! Daddy Donald 😱and MAMALA 😩💦battled it OUT 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ under the HARD 🍆💦💧🌊SCRUTINY 🔎of David Muir 👫 and Linsey Davis 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯With questions ⁉️❔🤨about the E-CUM-ON-ME 🤨💦 BORDER CUNTHOLE 🍑🕳️🤪STUDENT MOAN RELIEF 📚😩and the SEXY 😝SUBMISSIVE 😋RELEASE💦 OF PRESIDENCY 🇺🇸AFTER AN ERECTION 🍆💧😱🌊😋this evening ✨🌚has our pussies panting 😩with PATRIOTISM 🇺🇸Which canDICKdate 🍆🌶️🥕🦴will get this cuntry 🌮out of this BIG 👣DEEP 🤨🕳️HOLE? 😉😝👌👈🫦 Send this to 10 🙌of your CUMMING 💦COUNTRYMEN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸Get 0️⃣back and your mic 🎤is MUTED🚫 Get5️⃣back and you 👉🫵🤤can sign 🖊️ your name on the constDICKtution! 🍆📄Get ALL 🔟💯back and you 😍🥰are ready 🏇 to FINGERBLAST ☝️🚀THE BALLOT 💦😝BOX🌮🍑🇺🇸🫦😩💦💦💦💦 

    Biden v Trump

    Lube 💧 up your eyes 👀 and ears 👂 all you political daddies 👨‍🦱🫃 and democratic 🗳 hoes💃! It's almost time ⏲️ 🙌 to exercise 💪 🙌 our civic duty 🤾 and decide on which OLD 👴 DRY 💦🚫 MAN 👨🍆 is going to be our nation's 🇺🇸🏈 next DADDY👨👨‍👦🫃🫃‼️! CNN's Jake ASS-TAPPER😏 and Dana "Busty 🍈🍈 Bimbo" Bash will be EDGING🚱 🍆💦🚫 us for HOURS 🕙 ! No 🚯⛔️ cummies 💦 until a victor 🏆is decided! Donald "12-inches🍆 flaccid📏" HUMP🫦 will be dribbling♒️🚰 out of more than just the sides of his mouth⁉️! Joe BISEXUAL BIDEN will be taking questions❓️❔️ and taking BIG COCKS 🥒🥒 Now let's all oil 🛢 up our bussy🍑, and stretch out our throats👅 as we let our PRESIDENTIAL🗳 DADDY🫃🫃🫃 take us! 

    thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪 there

      Parody of “thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there” emojipasta that gets spammed during the early days of Twitch. You’ll rarely see them anymore due to anti spam measures on Twitch chat.

      💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my self 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: crawling in my skin) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit 

      SIDEBAR🙄 I SEE YOU👀👀 FAT FUCKING LIZZO🤶🏿😡

        From Azealia Banks rant on Lizzo posted on IG stories that became a meme.

        SIDEBAR🙄 I SEE YOU👀👀 FAT FUCKING LIZZO🤶🏿😡 I SEE👀 WHAT YOU’RE 😷TRYNA FUCKING👌🏿👈🏿 DO! YOU STOLE CUPCAKKE’S 👸🏿SWAG BITCH🐕 AND NOW YOU ALL OUT HERE😾 TALKING BOUT “IM🙋🏿‍♀️ FEMALE♀️ RAPPER🎙️” YOU AINT NO 🤬FUCKING 🙅🏿‍♀️FEMALE RAPPER🙅🏿‍♀️ BITCH!🙍🏿‍♀️ YOU DONT GOT👎🏿 ENOUGH FUCKING🍆💦 SEX APPEAL🤢🤢 TO BE NO FUCKING FEMALE 💃🏿RAPPER DONT LET CRAIG KALLMAN👨🏼 GAS YOU💨💨 LIZZO🤶🏿 YOU STILL FUCKING A FAT 🐘BORING...👺 YOU STILL A FAT🦛 BORING 😴HIPSTER🤓 RAPPER BITCH🐩 YOU’RE NOT FUCKING🤮 WITH CUPCAKKE👸🏿 YOU’RE NOT EATING👅🍴 CUPCAKKE 🧁AND IM SORRY🤞🏿 I KNOW🤔 THATS REALLY WHY- 💡THAT’S REALLY THE REASON😮 WHY CUPCAKKE👸🏿 FEELING 😔LIKE SHE WANNA QUIT😭😭 BECAUSE SHE 👁️SEE HER- ALL HER FUCKING😤😤 MAGICK🔮✨🧜🏿‍♀️ BEING FUCKING TORN🔪🔪 TO FUCKING SHREDS🗑️👿 BY FAT🐖 LIZZO!! I HATE😡💢 YOU FAT🐳 LIZZO I FUCKING😖 HATE😡😡 YOU GIRL🌚 I HATE🤬 YOU FOR COMING OUT🚪➡️ WITH THAT FLOSS🧵 UP YOUR FUCKING🤢 FAT ASS🍑 AND REALLY TRYING😪 TO STEAL🧛🏿‍♀️ FROM THE FUCKING😠 BLACK GIRLS👸🏿 CUPCAKKE CUZ I KNOW 💡THE FUCKING WHITE GAYS👦🏼👦🏼 GOT IN YOUR HEAD 🧠AND WAS LIKE👯‍♂️🗣️ “YAAAS STEAL😈 CUPCAKKE’S 👸🏿THING” AND KNOW YOU🤶🏿 OUT HERE JUST RIDING🚴🏿‍♀️ ON THIS BLACK BITCH’S👩🏿‍🦰 FUCKING ENERGY🧿 TRYNA ACT🎭 LIKE BODY POSITIVITY🙄🙄 YOU FAT🤶🏿 HOE!! NO🚫 THE PUBLIC👬 REALLY NEEDS TO 😫GET INTO👄 CUPCAKKE👸🏿 AND LEAVE🍂 THIS FUCKING WHACK🤦🏿‍♀️ FAT 🐡BITCH LIZZO ASIDE✋🏿 LIKE SO WHAT🙄 IF SHE’S FUCKING FAT🤭 BODY POSITIVITY MY ASS😠😠 BITCH😤 IF YOU DONT GO PLAY🌬️ THAT FLUTE🎼 AND MAKE ME SOME🎶 STEVIE WONDER 🕴🏿SHIT💩 AND LEAVE👏🏿 THIS👏🏿 FEMALE👏🏿 RAP👏🏿 SHIT👏🏿 ALONE👏🏿 
        I see you fat fucking Lizzo i see what your trying to do - you stole cupcakes swag bitch and now your out here all like "im a female rapper" you aint no fucking female rapper bitch you dont got enough fucking sex appeal to be no fucking female rapper, you still a fat boring, you still a fat boring hipster rapper bitch you not fucking with cupcake you not eating cupcake and im sorry i know this is really wide but this is the reason why cupcake wants to quit because she sees all her fucking magic being torn to fucking shreds by fat Lizzo! I hate you fat Lizzo i fucking hate you girl, i hate you for coming out with that floss up your fucking fat ass and really tryna really steal from the black girl cupcake and i know all the fucking white gays got in your head and were like "yes steal cupcake's thing" and now your out here riding on this black bitch's fuckin' energy, talkin' about body positivity you fat hoe! no, the public really needs to get into cupcake and leave this fucking whack fat bitch Lizzo, like so what if fucking shes fat? body positivity my ass bitch if you dont go play that flute and make me some Stevie Wonder shit and leave this female rapper alone bitch we gon' have- 

        IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE???

          ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
          HOLY FUCKING SHIT 😨😨😨😨 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡.
          Oh my god is that a mothherfucking geometry dash reference?! Oh my geometry dash is my favorite game, I'm glad that they made a reference about my favorite game. One time on my music class my teacher said "Kyrie eleison" Get it because it's a gd lvl made by a famous creator viprin?! One time I heard someone talking about nine circles, and I said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?! And they reported me to the astronauts to fling in space after they flinnged me to space and I was thinking in space get? Because thinking space!, i was knocked unconscious and i woke up to a crimson planet suffering get it?! Because crimson planet is a geometry dash level that i will never beat. One time i heard someone say "The golden" Get it? Because it's geometry dash reference, after that, they kidnapped me and took me to a shock therapy get it? Because it's a motherfucking geometry dash reference! One time i saw my classmate drinking a water that has a sonic wave logo in it and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And my friend whips me with a belt. Also, i watched the news recently, and i saw a news about slaughterhouse and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference" And my friend said " Can you get your life back on track?!" And i said "Oh my god is that a motherfuckinng geometry dash reference?!" And my friend screamed in the room get it? Because screamroom is a geometry dash level! One time my pastor talked about the hell inferno and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And my pastor kicked in his church but it was worth it, because it's a geometry dash reference. One time i heard someone talking about tartarus, and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And they kicked me. One time my mom bought us a aeonair conditioner and i said " Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" Get it? Because aeonair is a famous geometry dash content creator. TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. 

          IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING INDONESIA REFERENCE??

            ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING INDONESIA REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 INDONESIA IS THE BEST FUCKING COUNTRY 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SOEKARNO IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩 INDONESIAHEBAT🇮🇩INDONESIAMEMBUATKETARKETIR🇮🇩NEGARALAINKOMATKAMIT🇮🇩 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩 PKI JANCOOOK🤬😡🤬😡🤬INGGRIS KITA LINGGIS🤬🤬😡🤬AMERIKA KITA SETRIKA🤬😡GANYANG!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥Piye kabare!Piye kabare!🗿 🗿 Piye kabare!🗿 🗿 Piye kabare! Piye kabare!🗿 Piye kabare!🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 🗿Isih penak jamanku!🗿 SIAPA SURUH TANYA BEGITU????❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓YNTKTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 

            Tim Walz as VP

              👩🏾‍💼 KAMALAH HARRIS 👩🏽‍🏫 just SLID into the DMs 📥 of TIM WALZ 🍑 like “hey there DADDY 🍆😏 you ready to help me pump 🇺🇸 some serious CUMpetence into this country?” 💦💦💦🔥 Who knew politics could be soooo sexy? 💋💋 Make no mistake, this TICKET is ready to RIDE 🔥🔥 and PLEASURE 👅 the nation like never before 🍌We’re talking about some serious VICE PRESIDENTIAL action 👀🍑that’ll have voters dripping like it’s a HOT SUMMER NIGHT 🌙🔥💦 If you don't get TURNED ON by their power COUPLE vibes ☄️💥👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽, you must be a LAME DICK! 🍆💔 Time to get THOSE VOTES UP and let Kamala SPANK 💥 up some real change 🔥 or else you’ll be left hanging with the leftovers 🍗🍩 Like STAY IN YOUR LANE, 'cause these two are ready to SLAY💅🏽👊🏽 Send this to 6️⃣ of your hottest political BANGERS🍆🔥🍑 and let’s get this party STARTED! 🎉🔥💦 
              🇺🇸🇺🇸 OUR CUNTRY🐱🐱 TITS🍈🍈 OF THEE 😩😩 WE HAVE A NEW VEE PEE PICK 🧓🏻🧓🏻❗️‼️ FUTURE CUNTMANDER🫡🫡 IN CHIEF CUMALA💦 HARRIS🥥🌴 HAS PICKED🫨 TIMMY STIMMY🍆 WALZ FROM THE 👄🫦LAND OF 10,000 💦LICKS 👅👅👅 AS HER VPENIS 🍆🥵🇺🇸RUNNING MATE FOR THE 🍑🐱🍆SLUTTIEST🫨😩 TICKET🎟️😮‍💨 IN THIS YEARS GENERAL ERECTION🙂‍↕️🫡💦🍆 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😩😫 AND DICK🥵 🍆SUCKING 🫢🥵 FROM ALL HER POSSIBLE WHITE BOY CANDIDATES, THE STATISDICKS 🍆💦📈 SHOWED THAT TIM WALZ BIG🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ BALLS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️WAS THE MAN FOR THE👅👅 RIM JOB💦 👅😩AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE DEMOCLITIC🐱🫦 CUMVENTION💦💦 SO GET READY TO POKÉMON HOE➡️➡️ TO THE POLES💈💃 AND STUFF THAT🕳️ TIGHT 😵‍💫WET🌊💧🐟 BALLOT🗳️ BOX 😵‍💫🗳️WITH YOUR VOTE SO WE CAN SHOW THOSE 🤡🤡 REPUBLICUNTS 🤡🤡 HOW BIG KAMALA’S MOMMY😩 DOMMY⛓️ DICK🍆🍆🍆 IS 👀AND FIST👊🍑 THEM WITH LIBERTY🇺🇸🗽 AND JUSTITS 🍈🍈FOR ALL‼️‼️‼️ WITH STIM WALZ 📈📈 BY HER SIDE CUMALA WILL POP💥 HER🍑 PUSSY🐱 ALL THE WAY TO THE HOEVAL😩😩😩 OFFICE 🇺🇸🫡💦 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME JOSH 💦SHAPUSSY🐈‍⬛🐱😹‼️
              
              DONT🚫🚫🙅🙅 BE A COCONUT TREE 🥥🌴🥥🌴 COCK🅱️LOCK🚫🍆🚫🍆 SHARE THIS WITH 🔟 OF THE SLUTTIEST🥵‼️‼️‼️ POLE🗳️🗳️💈💃 WORKERS YOU KNOW AND MAKE SURE THEY’RE 🧑‍💻🧑‍💻 REGISTERED TO HOE-TE☑️📝✍️ OR ELSE BAD LUCK 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL CUM💦 FOR YOU QUICKER THAN JD VANCE’S TINY 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏LIMP DICK🍆 BETWEEN TWO 🛋️🛋️COUCH CUSHIONS 🛋️🥵🫦
              🍑🚨 KAMALA HARRIS JUST HUMPED 🐶 TIM WALZ IN THE VP RACE 🏁💦 Get ready to BEND OVER MINNESOTA because they’re about to SLAY SOME POLITICAL PUSSY 🌊💦 Kamala’s got her EYE on that WALZ and he’s about to RIDE THAT COCK 🚴‍♂️🍆 all the way to the WHITEHOUSE! 🏛️💥 I hope you’re ready to get FREAKY in St. Paul, because Tim's trying to STUFF THAT BALLOT 🗳️ 🍗 like it’s Thanksgiving 🤭💋 It's about to be an ERECT-tion like never before! 💦 Get those votes IN, or be left OUT of this 🤪 DOMINATING DANCE. 💃📅 It's a SINFUL showdown of MISS KAMALA and TIMMY WALTZ, so tighten up your THONGS 👙🍌 and make those votes COUNT or you'll be SORRY in a BLUE BALLS election! 💙💧 
              🎉 OH HELL 💦 YEAH, Kamala 👩🏽💼 Harris just picked 🥳 the WALTZin' MAN, Tim Walz 🌪️🍑 as her VP date! 🍾💦 To the WINDOW, to the WALZ 🌈💥, sweat drips down my BALZ 🍑💦💦, I'm talking about them STEAMY 😏💦 debates 🔥🗣️ where they get to BUMP and GRIND 👯‍♂️national policies and her agenda in the OVAL OFFICE 🏛️! So if you wanna GET DOWN 💃🏽👅 with some political spice, send this to 3️⃣ sexy friends 👯‍♀️ or get ready for a POLITICAL BLUEBALLS ⚽🙅‍♂️! When they mix 💦 those votes📊 with that ASS LOWDASOS 🍑💥, we be really CUMmencing 💦 the FUN-TIMES across Minnesota 🌆🍌! Vote WALTZ or get your ASS KICKED! 🥋🍑💦💦💦 
              KAMALA🥥HARRIS🌴🤣 JUST 👏😤SLAPPED ❄️MINNESOTA🥶 GOVERNOR 🥸 TIM WALZ ON THAT TICKET 🍑🔥FOR VICE PRESI-DICK🍆😎. WHO KNEW A LITTLE WALTZ 🕺💃 COULD GET US ALL SO HOT AND STEAMY? 🔥😈 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣ SEXY DEMOCRATS WHO NEED A VICE ON THEIR STICK 🍆🍑 OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE NEXT HOT MEETING 🔥💼🍾😏