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Blue Origin Rocket Explosion

    🚨🚀🔥🚨ATTENTION ALL SPACE SLUTS🚨🚀🔥🚨 Daddy Jeff Bezos just had a MASSIVE 💥E-ROCKET-ION💥 at LC-36 and things got way too HOT AND HEAVY🥵💦🍆🔥😈 Blue Origin tried to STATIC FIRE🔥 dynamically but New Glenn couldn't hold its load and CAME 💦 WAY TOO EARLY, causing the whole structural stack to CATASTROPHICALLY COLLAPSE‼️😭📉😜🤪🤯 The rocket’s ASSHOLE literally BLEW APART 🍑💨💥🔥🕳️ snapping the giant lightning tower like a twig⚡️🏗️💔😭💥🛸 The whole pad took an absolute RAW, UNPROTECTED POUNDING 😩🔨💥🍆💦🥵🤤 leaving Daddy Jeff’s big rocket energy completely FLACCID 😭❌📉💔😔 Thankfully all the workers PULLED OUT IN TIME 🏃‍♂️💨❌🙏🏽👷‍♂️ so no one got pregnant or hurt🙏🤰🛑🚼, and Amazon’s juicy satellites missed the whole GANG BANG completely 🚫🛰️👅💦🛸✨ Send this to 69 of your filthiest ASTRONUTS👨‍🚀👅🛸🌌👽 If you get 0 back, you're a VIRGIN 💔🚫🤡💩 If you get 5 back, you’re BLASTING OFF TONIGHT🚀💦🤩✨👑 If you get 10 back, you’re getting a HOTFIRE IN YOUR REAR END AT MIDNIGHT🔥🍑🤤😈🚨🤪 GO GO GO‼️🏃‍♂️💨💥🤪💦🏁 

    Memorial Day 🇺🇸

      MEMORIAL DAY 🎖️💥 is HERE 💦💦 to HONOR our DADDIES 🍆🇺🇸 who SACRIFICED 🌊🍑 for the LAND of the FREE 🌈😏 and the HOME of the BIG COCKS 🍆🍌💦! Let’s DROP 💧 some PUSSY POWER 🍑💦 for those brave 🍗🔥 bastards who CAME 💦💦 and GAVE IT ALL 💦💦 for our FREEDOM 🌍💋! Get ready to BBQ that ASS 🍑🔥 with some juicy GRILLIN’ 😋🔪! 🥩🍗!!! So 🌬️💦, before you BURST 💣, send this to 17 HORNY 🔥🔥 patriots, or you're gonna miss out on that red, white, and BLUE JOB 🍆💦🍓! And if you get ONE back 🥳, you're officially a MILF 🇺🇸👩‍🍼 of the military! Get 5️⃣ and you're the QUEEN of the PARADE 🚀👑💦💦 OMG! LET FREEDOM RING 🎉🍌🍆💦💦, and LET’S GO HARD 💪😜 this Memorial Day, AMERICA! 🇺🇸🔥💦🌟
      Memorial Day 😮📅is here and you 👉know what that means! Time 🕓 to remember 🙏and 💐thank 🙇👏all those brave 💪soldiers who sacrificed 😭😱😫their lives 💀👻so we can be🇺🇸 free 🇺🇸 to suck👄👅 any dick🍆we want😍!
      its 😏 MEMORIAL 🙌 day 🇺🇸 in memory 🙉 of 💯💦 deez nuts 👐👏 they aint dead 😂😂 i just love remembering them 😎❤️✊💯😭👀🙌
      HEY ALL U LEGAL CITIZENS!!! Today is 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Memorial Day!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to ⛵🚢🛥️SHIP🛥️🚢⛵ over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like we FUCKED Osama Bin Goteem!!👳👳👳 Gotta get those star spangled cummies⭐🇺🇸⭐!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time to 🍖🍖BBQ🍖🍖!!! Get ready for that SLAB O' MEAT🍆🍆😍😍 because it's ready to STRETCH THAT JAW😩🍆🍑💦🐄😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Let those juices RUN🏃🏃 down your THROAT and over your CHIN🤤🤤. STUFF that face😏😏 like you do for DADDY😘😩 and SWALLOW every last bit 😫😍 😉😏 don't forget the troops who 🔫🍆🔫FIGHT for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT🍑🍆🍑🍆. SUCK🍭🍭 daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT👉👌 and let him park it in your rear PORT 🚢⛵send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your messiest MEAT eaters🍖🍆🍖🍆.If you get 0️⃣ back GET OUT of my country🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸! If u get 5️⃣ back ur a TALIBAN FUCK GOAT🐐😍👳!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅💦💦 GUN of LUST🔫🔫. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR FOX🦊🦊🦊HOLE TONIGHT!!!! 
      It’s 🇺🇸MemWHOREial Day🇺🇸!!! A day to remember 🤔 all the hot 🔥 sluts and daddies👨🏻💦who gave their lives☠ for our right to fuck😜🙌🏻!!!! Send➡️ this to your🔟 most patriotic hos 🇺🇸👄👭 or get ❌none of that uniformed 👔👮🏽🍆 dick 2night! Get none 🙅back and you a sad 😥🔵blue skank. Get 5️⃣ back and you a white ⚪️🔥hot slut 💃🏼. Get 🔟 back and 👇 you the red 🔴 hot 🔥hunty 👸👌👌💯!!!! Remember you star 🌟 spangled 🇺🇸 sluts: it is your patriotic duty 💪to make those dicks 🌭🍆 rise👆 like the flag 🇺🇸 on Iwo Jima 🗻!!!!
      Happy 🎖️🇺🇸🎖️🇺🇸Memorial Day🎖️🇺🇸🎖️🇺🇸 you 🍆🥛COCKWORSHIPPING🍆🥛 SLUTS 🙋‍♂️💁‍♂️!!! This 📅day📅 only 🍆🌊CUMS 🍆🌊 1⃣once1⃣ a year so make sure to HONOR💯 and 🕋🕋WORSHIP🕋🕋 the servicemen🔫💣 who DIED💀 so you could 🌪SUCK🌪 COCK🍆 on a daily basis! Whether they were sucking 🥚EGGROLLS🥚 in 🇻🇳Vietnam🇻🇳, 👅licking👅 those 💇hairy BALLS⚽🏉⚾ in 🇦🇫Afghanistan🇦🇫, or taking 🌊LOAD after LOAD🌊 from ✂️🚫UNCUT ☭SOVIET☭ 🍆🥩COCK🥩🍆, they gave their lives so you can be the true whore you are in 🇺🇸FREEDOM🗽❗❗ Get on your knees and open your 🐷piggy🐖 👄mouth for a ⚓SAILOR⚓ 📆TODAY! Send this to 3️⃣ of your most patriotic whores and get a nice fat 💦 cummy 💦in your 😮throat😮. Send this to 5️⃣ proud, red-💉blooded💉 Americans🇺🇸 and get your patriotic 👦boy-pussy🐱  💣DEMOLISHED💣  by a 🚂train of Marines straight out of 👢boot camp👢. Send it to 1️⃣0️⃣ NFL-watching🏉, ✝️God-fearing 🇺🇸American sluts⛪ and have 👨‍🚀✈️airman after airman✈️👨‍🚀 UNLOAD their HUGE 💣missiles💣 into your 🕳️holes⛳🤪 until you ☠️DIE☠️ serving your 🎖️CUNTRY🇺🇸❗
      They laid down their lives… SO YOU COULD SPREAD YOUR LEGS 🦵🤡🦵HAPPY MEMWHOREIAL DAY YOU ANAL LOVING ARMED FORCES ADMIRERS 🇺🇸😍 FIRE UP THOSE GRILLS 🔥🍖 AND WET DADDY’S COCK 🐓🍆 WHETHER YOU’RE SLUTTIN AT THE BEACH 👙🏖️ OR BACK HOME IN BED 🛌😏 MAKE SURE TO TAKE IT ALL IN 😫😜 SO PAY YOUR RESPECTS 💵🙏 BY GIVING IT UP FOR FREE 😘🥹 NEXT TIME YOU SEE UNCLE SAM 🦅👴🔴⚪️🔵 FIGHTING THOSE DIRTY CUMMIES 💦💦 FROM RUSSIA 🇷🇺⚒️ GIVE HIM A FIRM SHAKE ✊🍆 AND GET ON YOUR KNEES 🧎‍♀️🧎😉 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣8️⃣ OF YOUR SAVORY SOLDIER SUPPORTERS 🇺🇸🔫 OR YOUR BARBEQUE WILL GET NO ASS 🍑😭 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO GET HON-HER 😏🤪 THE MOON LANDING WASNT REAL BUT WW2 WAS!!!!
      Happy‼️Memorial Day 🇺🇸 you SLUTTY SOLDIERS 🪖 New A$$ignments 🍑 CUMMIN from HEAD🍄quarters. Get ready for a LOAD 🍼 of 🎖 honorable discharge 🎖 because your CUMMANDer in💥QUEEF 💥 orders you to get down on both knees and prepare yourself for a shower ☔️ of red 🔴 white ⚪️ and SPLOOGE 💦👅 If DADDY 👨🏽‍🦳 drill 🔨 sergeant sees any half masts today, he’ll be sure you suffer from PTSD(ick) 🤕 So, do your duty 🫡 to your CUNTry and send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ MOIST 💦🍪midshipmen 🥵 and COCK🍆 HUNGRY 😋 cadets before Uncle Sam’s 👴🏻 monster 👹👺 SCHLONG gets hungry for a taste of freedom. If you don’t get 5️⃣ responses by 23:59 🕕 you’re destined to shoot 🔫 BLANKS ☔️ forever ♾ 
      ⏰⏰ Get up, cocksuckers🍆 Salute the flag.🇺🇸🗽 Get up. Everybody get up.🌅 It's Memorial Day weekend.🇺🇸🦅 I'm sure you had a grandpa👴 who killed a Japanese person.🇯🇵 I'm sure you had an uncle who stabbed🔪 a Puerto Rican🇵🇷 in the heart.♥️ Something. Get up. It's not about potato salads🥔🥗 and cheeseburgers,🍔 you fucks It's about being a fucking American.🇺🇸🦅🗽 in a state of mind. 🧠You don't need to be born in America🇺🇸 to be an American🇺🇸. Just need to get up⏰ in the morning,⏰ grab your balls,🥎🎱 and look at the flag🇺🇸 and look at Jesus✝️ and say, 🗣️"You know what? I got this 🍆cocksuckers I don't need no🚫 fucking welfare check.🧾 I'm a savage.🤪 All I need is a fucking knife,🔪 a spear,🗡️ and a I don't even know what I need no more.😵‍💫" You know what I'm saying?🥴 It's Sunday, 🍨special edition, Memorial Day🇺🇸🇺🇸 weekend. Get your shit together.💩 

      Mother’s Day

        HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦
        🌸💐 HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY YOU MAGNIFICENT MILFS 💐🌸
        Today 🫵 we CUM 💦😈 together to celebrate the women who PUSHED 😩💦 something BIG out of their TIGHTEST HOLE 🕳️ 💪😤!! The ORIGINAL CREAMPIE CUMSLUTS 🥧💦 who DIDN’T PULL OUT 😈🍆 and turned that LOAD💦 into your UNGRATEFUL ASS 🍑!! Bring her HOT SAUSAGE 🌭😩 and FERTILIZED EGGS 🍳💦 for breakfast IN THE BED 🛏️ you were CONCEIVED IN 😮‍💨😈 and remind her that her BIG MOMMY MILKERS 🍈🍈🥛 made the WORLD 🌍 a BETTER AND WETTER 💦 place!!
        Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your MOST BREEDABLE MILFS 🐣🌸 or your MOMMY MILK 🥛🍼 runs DRY 🌵😭!! Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a FERTILE LITTLE FUCKTOY 🌸💦😩!! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and DADDY 🧔 remembers exactly WHY 😏💦 he put a baby in her!! Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re the CREAMPIE QUEEN 👸💦🥧 and MOM finally gets the FULL BODY TREATMENT 😩💐 she has deserved since 9️⃣ MONTHS before your BIRTHDAY 🎂😈!! HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY 💐😩 GO CALL YOUR MOM 📱!! 
        🙏👏🌟✨💫YAAAAAAAAS MAMA YAAAASSS 🙀😮🌷👏 Mother’s Day is coming this sunday🕐⏳💁🔟🙆 and i want you to know that you are my mader, a supreme. 👸🌟💎 You slay all fuckbois in y/our way. 🏃🔫💣🙅📛🔪 ur in control, 🐯 my mamacita. 💃 You run the world.🌍🌎🌏🌠 You are the generation who breeds a new generation. 🔼🔺➡️🆕🍼👶👱👧👦🌟 So this Mama’s Day, send this to all your mothers.💝 Tho i may have a 🔝daddy or daddies👨🏼👨🏻👨🏿👨🏾👨🏽🍆 who give me cummies💦💦💧👅👀 you will always be my mami🔐💁👸👰👵. send this to all ur mamma mias 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏿👩🏾 if u get 0 back, youre a flop! 🙅😔🙍 if u get 1-3, step up ur game hoe! ☝️💄👛👙💇👄 4-7 ur a mama born to be kween someday. 👗👜🍭🎀🌂💓 8-10+ HIGH BITCH IN CHARGE. 👄🔥💃💅👠👘👜🎀🌂💄💍 SLAAY ME🙇 KWEEEN YAAASS UR PUSSY ON FLEEK 🐯🐱🔥 BUSSY GAME ON TOP.👑🍑💎💋 THIS ONE IS FOR THE GAYS 🌈👬👭👯👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💃 I LOVE MY GAY FANS💕❤️😘❌⭕️❌⭕️
        HAPPY 😌 MOMMY’S DAY! ⛅🌁🌆 Today 📆 we CUM 😈😈💦💦💦💦😎 together 💏💑👭👬 to celebrate 🥳🤩🎉 the BIG 😱 MOMMY MILKERS 🍈🍈 of all the CREAMPIE 🥧CUMSLUTS 🤤who 🤔💭 didn’t 🤽‍♀️ pull 💓💕😈 out! 👍🏻 Bring 🧺 HOT 😍💋😋 SAUSAGE 🌭 and FERTILIZED 🥚 EGGS 🍳 for breakfast 🥣🍞 in the bed 🛏 u were conceived 😮‍💨 in! 🕺 Send 📩 this to ur 🔟 MOST 👏👉 BREEDABLE 🐣MILFs! Get 0 🚫🔙 and ur mommy🤰milk 🥛🍼🐮 will run dry 🚱😱 Get 5️⃣ 🔙 and ur a FERTILE 🪴FUCKTOY 🌸! Get 🔟🔙 2 be the CREAMPIE 🍆💦🍑QUEEN!!! 👸🏾 
        Happy MOTHER'S DAY 👩‍👧👅💦 to all the HOT 𝓶𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂𝓼 🍑🍆 in the game! 💋💄 Today is about worshipping 🍌 those beautiful LADIES 🥰 Let’s CUM together 🤤💦 to GAS UP ⛽️ MOMS who 🔥knows how to work that kitchen 👩‍🍳 while also serving that DICK dish 🍽️🍆🍑! Let’s CELEBRATE 👏 that WOMB 💖 that gave you LIFE 🚼 and all those late-night CUMulations 💦 Whether it’s MILF or 𝓜𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓒𝓘𝓣𝓐, every one of these QUEENS👸🏽 has a few tricks up their sleeves 🧙‍♀️🍆 and knows 🔥 how to get us HORNED UP 🌶️🔥. So, here’s to the HANDS on HEROES 🙌 🚀🍌! SEND this to 5️⃣ sexy BITCHES 🤪🤪 or risk missing out on that tasty Sunday brunch 🍳🥂 together.🧸😉💦! Happy MOMMY DAY, may your pleasure be EVERLASTING 🤫💦 ✨
        Happy😊 mommy👩 day!! ! Today is a BIG👐 day for all those mommies👩 who let you suckle on their breasts😏 when you're hungry (●´ω`●) being an absolute mommy is a hard job (≧o≦) and they must be worshipped😋😋! Send this to all of the absolute MOMMIES you know🍆🍆😏😋
        oh shit 👌👌👌 its mother's 👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿 day 🌞🌞 and you 👉🏽👉🏽 know what that means 😏😏😏😏 MOMMY'S CUMMIES 💦💦💦💦 the 1️⃣st Sunday in May 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐 is a time for CELEBRATION 🎉 🎈🎊🎉🎉 LOVE ❤️💛💚💙💜 and most of all.... SUCC 😜😩😫😩😩😝😝 share this with 🔟 mommies 💁🏻🙅🏿🙎🏾🙍🏼🙆🏽🙋🏻💆🏼👸🏼👵🏿👩🏼 to become.. the ULTIMATE CUMMIE 💦💦💦💦
        Your 🌊 👉 🤗 biological mother 👪👪👪 🤶 👩 is so morbidly obese when 🕗 🕛🕐 🕗 she 🟣 💁‍♀️ 👩 went 👣 💨 🏃 to go ✅ 🦗 🤡 get 😩 💪👽 🕴🏽 her 👇😐👇 👸 👩 yearly ⏳ ⏳ ⏳ physical 👊 👊 👊 done, ⏳ 🔨 ✅ the doctor 🏥 👩‍⚕ 👨🏻‍⚕️🏥 took 👫 ✋ 👫 her 👩 👨🏼 👩 blood, 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♂️ 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 and the results 💹 👀💯 👀💯 concluded that 😐 ⏪ 😠 she 👩 👩🏼 👩 had 🈶👋✊💔 😥😿 😭 high 🔊 👍😍 🔊 blood 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 🧛‍♀️ 🧛‍♂️ pressure 🔥 🔥 🔥 on 😓🍐🔛 🔛 ⬇️ said 💬 💬 🅾️ type 💻 📝📝 📝 2 😳 🕝 ❕ diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility 🤔 🤔 🤔 of heart 💔 💓 💑 disease. 😷 🤢🧟‍♀️ 🤢🧟‍♀️ She 👩🏻 💁‍♀️ 💁‍♀️ also 🙇 ➕ 🙇 suffers from 🤕 👉🙃 🚥 severe 😱 😱 📉 depression because 🐕 ♒ 🐕 she 💁 👩 🙇 lacks confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ in 🏼 🤔 ☝️ her 🤰 💁‍♂️🎥 👩 physical 👊 👊 👊 appearance, which 👏 🙌😩 👏 enables her 👇😐👇 👩 👩 to consume even 🌃 🌃 🌃 more ✋✋ ➕ ➕ food, 🍣 🍙 🍝 making 🌟 💘 ☝️ her 👩 👸😡 💁‍♂️ more ➕ ➕➕➕➕ 🙅 obese. Not 🚫 🐻 🙊 to mention, but 🤔 🦎 📷 your 👉 👉 👩‍🌾 mother 😱🪓 👪👪👪 👰‍♀️ is becoming SO monstrous, she 👩 🙋‍♀️ 👱‍♀️ had 😭 💋 😴 a hard 🤦‍♀️ 😤 🔩😖 time 🕐🕐 😂 💀 fitting through 🪀 🪀 🐲 small 😂👌 😂👌 🥺 spaces 🌠 🌠 🌠 and exceeding weight 🏋️‍♂️ 🏋 🚶🏽 limits on 🔛 📷 😉 practical 😚 😚 😚 applications. Your 🧍 👏 👉👩🏿 mother 👪 👰‍♀️ 👪 has 👏 😜 💤 an endless cycle 🚲 🚲 🚲 of malicious 😂 😂 😂 eating 🍴 🍴 🍴 habits that ➡️ 🔍 📝 only ☝️ 6️⃣ 😂🕡 ✋👀 make 📝🍳 🏼🙅 📣 her 👩 👩 👩 health 🚑 🥗 🍎 worsen 😱 😱 😱 over 🔁 🔁 🔁 time. 🕡🕠 🕜 ⏰ I 😍 💃 👁️ hope 💁‍♂️ 💁🤞🙏 🌈 whoever has 🈶 🛒 👏 just 😂 😫 😬🗼 read 📙 📙 📖 this post 🚩 📝 🚩 enjoyed the humorous Your 👉 🙄 🤪🤪🤪🤪 Mother 😱🪓 👰‍♀️ ⚱️ joke. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😜 Thank 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 you 🌐 😫 🌐 for 🎅 🤦 💯🏽 your 👈 👉 👈 time 🕛 🕐 🕕 and have ✊💪 🙋 🐒 a blessed 😇 😇 😇 day. 🌞 🚨 🚨
        HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 
        👯‍♀️walk on 🚶‍♀️🦶🥴 whose CREAMPIE FETISH 💦🥧 🕳sustains the human race🙌🌐!! If you're a MILF 🤱🥵🔥, you've got BIG MOMMY MILKERS 🍈🍈😵‍💫, or you just love being a CUMDUMPSTER 😛🗑
        
        💦💦 🫱( _ ○ _ )🫲 💦💦 🫱( ¤ )🫲 we say THANK YOU 🙏 FOR YOUR CERVIX 🍩‼️‼️ DELIVER 🤰➡️🕳➡️🚼 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ FILTH YMOTHER-FUCKERS 🍆🤸‍♀️💦💦‼️📬 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ 🔙 and you're invited🫵💌 to the CARPET MUNCH🤪 BUFFET BRUNCH🤰🥞🤰🥓🤰🍳!!! 🏆 get 5️⃣🖐 b🔙ack for a ride 😏🚙 to soccer practice😃👍⚽️! Get none0️⃣❌️ back🔙... and (your full name here😳), YOU'RE GROUNDED😤😤😡😡😡😤😤🚪💥!!! 
        卄凡尸尸个 从口十卄三尺与 曰凡个 

        Lionheart copypasta

          The song SERENITY – Lionheart became a meme in osu! due to the song’s over-the-top, repetitive lyrics and its immense popularity among top players for farming high-ranked scores (FCs) with HardRock/DoubleTime (HDDT) mods around 2022.

          To seek the glory days 🌅 we'll fight the lion's way 🦁 then let the rain wash 🌧 all of your pride away 😇 so if this victory 🏆 is our last odyssey 🚗 then let the POWER within us decide 💪 
          Like a lion 🦁 we fight 👊 Together we will die 💀 For the glory of our god 😇 Justice on our side ✝️ This cross will lead to light 💡 Follow Richard Lionheart 🙏 

          Earth Day 🌍

            ATTENTION 🚨 all you carbon emitting CUM-SQUATS 👣💨 it’s EARTH DAY 🌏 and Mommy Nature 👩‍🌾 is ready to GET FILTHY 💩💦 Forget ❌ recycling ♻️ cans, it’s time to RECYCLE 🔁 that HOLE 🕳️🍑👅 Go out and HUG 🫂 a giant redwood 🌲 until it SAPS 💦 all over your SLUTTY FACE 😵‍💫 and slurps up your SEED 🌰🍼 like a thirsty 👅 sprout 🌱 Greta 👧🏼 is watching 👁️ you with her BUSTY BINOCULARS 🔭 If you aren't 🚫 composting 🥬 your fluids 💦 in a stranger’s 👤 garden 🏡 then you’re 👤 melting 🫠 the ice caps 🧊🐻‍❄️ with that WARM OOAD 🔥💦We’re REDUCING 📉 clothes, REUSING 🔁 holes 🕳️, and RECYCLING ♻️ cum 💦 for the ECOSYSTEM 🌿🦎 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your dirtiest 💩 EARTH BAES 🌎👯‍♀️ or Jeff Bezos 👨‍🦲 will SQUIRT 🍌 420 million tons ⚖️ of CRUDE OIL 🛢️ directly into your NORTH POLE 💈🕳️ Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a RENEWABLE 🔋 RAILS-GIRL 🚂💦 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re officially a PROTECTED 🛡️ WETLAND 🦆🌊 Stay WET 🌊 for the Great OUT-WHORES 🏄‍♀️🏞️👅💦🌍!! 
            To all 🌍🌿 our eco-warriors 🌱🦸 out there 🌄, We'll cut straight 🌊🔪 to the chase 🏃‍♂️🏁: This Earth Day 🌎🌞🌿, we're urging 📢📣 you 👈 to support 🌱🤝 the fight against climate change 🌡️🌪️❌. To preserve our planet's 🌏🌿 future 🌅🚀, we'll never ❌ bombard you 🚫 with ads 📺📡. Our lifeline 🌍🔌 relies on raising awareness 🌱🌞. Only a small fraction 📉 of our fellow planetarians 🌍 contribute 🤲. If each of you 🙋‍♂️ reading 📖 this could join us 🤝 in preserving our nature 🌱🌊🌿, we could nurture 🌱 the Earth's well-being 🌱🌞 for generations 🌳👶 to come 🌅🌿. The cost 💰 of this plea 🙏 is minuscule compared to the impact 🌪️🌊 of climate change. We understand 🧐 this message 📣 might arrive at an inconvenient 🕐 time ⌚, but 🌿 there's never ❌ a convenient 🕐 moment ⏳ to remind ourselves 🙆‍♀️ of our duty to Mother Nature 🌍🌼. When I 👁 founded this environmental cause 🌱, skeptics 😒🤨 warned me it'd be an uphill battle 🏔️. Years 📅 later ⏳🌿, it's one of the leading initiatives 🌱🌍 preserving our nature, driven by a global 🌎🌍 community 🌿🌏 of champions 🏆. Most may overlook 👀 my appeal 🙏, but 🌍 I trust you'll reflect 🤔 on the vital 🌱 significance 🌊🌡️ of preserving our planet 🌏. Please 🙏 join us 🤝 in the fight against climate change 🌡️🌎 and preserving our nature 🌱🌿. Thank you 🌿.
            Happy 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY you SUSTAINABLE Sluts ‼️👯💃 it's time 🕐to protect 🙅🏽 the ENVIR-WHORE-MENT and daddy nature’s WOODEN wonder🍆 🌲 😉 🌲. That means you gotta trim that BEAVER 🦫 so Daddy AL GORE can plant 🌱 his SEEDS in your POT 👨‍🍳 🪣. But first, Daddy needs to PLOW 🚜 👩‍🌾 🍴 your secret garden 🪴 😉 🪴.  Daddy AL GORE  got me all 🥵 sweaty 💦 and ready ✅ as he plows my fertile patch. 🚜 🌸 🌹. Is that my pussy leaking? 🧐 or is it just the glaciers ❄️ ⛄️ melting from global 🌏 WHORE-ING 💦 😂 😂 😮🫢🤭. Don’t water your flower 🌺 and waste that precious 💦 H20. Let Daddy 👩‍🌾 take care of it 😏 and suck 🍭 that HOSE instead 💦 😂. Send this 💌to 2️⃣0️⃣of your TREE 🌲 FUCKING friends in honor of Earth Day♻️ 🌎.  if you get this 🔙 5️⃣times you’re a garden hoe🌱🌻🌷. If you get this 🔙1️⃣0️⃣times you’re 😏 a SQUIRTING 💦 SPRINKLER 🚿 🌏.  If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back your pussy is getting REDUCED, ⬇️REUSED 📦 , & RECYCLED recycled ♻️ 2NITE!!! 😂😏
            HAPPY 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY YOU SLUTS ‼️👯💃 ITS TIME 🕐TO PROTECT 🙅🏽 THE ENVIRONMENT AND DADDY NATURE’S DICK 🍆 SO HE DOESN’T PLANT A SEED 🌰👶🏻 IN THAT PUSSY🐱 RECYCLE YOUR TRASH 🗑 BUT DON’T RECYCLE THAT CONDOM👎🏼🙇🏾 GET OUT YOUR HOES AND DIG HOLES 🕳 TO PLANT TREES 🌲🌳 AND GET YOUR HOLE🍑 FILLED💦 CONSERVE WATER 🚱💧 AND SUCK👅 DICK 🍆 INSTEAD SEND THIS 💌TO 22 OF YOUR EARTH BAES IN HONOR OF EARTH DAY♻️ THIS GAYPRIL👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 IF YOU GET THIS 🔙 5 TIMES YOU’RE A GARDEN HOE🌱🌻🌷 GET THIS 🔙10 TIMES AND YOU’RE ON 🔝😏 OF THIS WORLD 🌏
            Happy 😀 Earth 🌎🌍🌏Day! I love 😍💜 saving 🌱🌼🌺our planet✔️♻️📈, but I 🙋🏼 love ❤️💚💙 YOUR TITS 👊🏼👀 more! Thanks 💋👏🏼 for being 😫😍 my 💁🏼 EARTH 🌏 HOE 😏💦🔥 through 😂👉🏽 thick⬛️and thin▪️. Send this on to 5⃣ of your closest 💯EARTH 🌏 HOES 😏💦🔥 for good 👍🏼✨LUCK 🎲 and 🌎 let me plant 🚜 a seed 🌱 in that ass 😏🍑
            🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌎🌍HAPPY🌍🌍EARTH🌏🌍DAY🌍🌍you hippy hoe🍑 this is the day we all suck Mother Earths🌍🌍🌍🌍 😩BIG😩FAT😫THROBBING😩 COCK🍆💦💦💦💦 or should I say rock😂😂😂😏😏😏 make sure you have all your big dick daddy’s plant 🌳🌲their tree into your ground today🍑 by digging a huge gaping hole🍩🍩 (just like my big dicked daddy stanly yelnats and zero) 🍆🍆🍆😫😫😫ground I mean ass🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 LET ALL THE BIG COCK DADDYS PLANT A SEED IN THAT ASS🍌🍌🍌 the first earth day was in Philadelphia 🌳🌳🌲😩😩😩in 1970 and I want you to FILLadapphia my dripping pussy😩😩😩😩😩😩the earth is getting warmer 🍌🍌and I am getting 🍌🍌🍌hornyer💦💦💦💦💦🙏🏼 reduCUMe reuse, and reCUMycle💯💯💯💯💯 leave your carbon foot print in my ass😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 send this to all you sexy ass earth loving CUMMIES 😏😏😏😏👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 if you get 0️⃣ back your a earth hoeeee 👎🏾 if you get 6️⃣9️⃣ back you are getting some good dick tonight from a earth loving daddy 🍆🍆🍆🍆 if you get 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ back your getting Anal 😩😩😩😫😫🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍
            DEAR DICKS 🍆🍆 OUR 💰🏿 PLANET 🌌🌌 EARTH 🌎 IS 🈶🅰 IN 🕕 DANGER OF 👬 BEING 😑📈 RAVAGED BY 😈🏳 GLOBAL WARMING AND ➕ A 👌 LOAD OF 👨 OTHER TERRIBLE ♀ THINGS 🌚👠 SO TODAY 🗓 WE ARE 🏃 PROMOTING ↗↗ ORGASMS NOT OIL BARRENS THE 🐕 BEST 🏼👌 WAY 👟🚘 TO 💦 KEEP 👏 OUR 💰😻 PLANET FRESH AND 😎🎅 CLEAN 🛁 IS 🤔 TO 🤔💦 STAY 💒 DRIPPING DRY FROM 🅱🅱 YOUR 👶 SUNNY 🌞🌞 SIDE 🕵🤝 UPPITY SKANKS 👯 THIS IS A 👌🚟 CALL 📞📞 TO 💦🤣 ARSE 🍑🍑 IN ⬅ SUPPORT OF CLIMATE CHANGE 🔁 YOU CAN HELP 🌽💁 STOP 👮 THE 🙏 EARTH 🌍🌎 FROM 💩😂 SLIDING 🐍 INTO 🚟😂 ANOTHER 🏊🏻 ICE AGE JUST BY 🎨 GRABBING SOME ASS 🍑 AND 👏➕ SQUEEZING IT ✅🙌 PREPARE 👉 FOR THE HOT 🔥 FLOOD, DROP ⚰🏿 YOUR 👨⛵ LOAD 😍 WHILE 🙌 FILLING 💦 UP 🔝 ON FUCKIN’ 👀🏿 WATER 💦🌊 BUCKETS 🍯 TO KEEP YOU COOL 😎🌃 IF 👌👏 YOU DON’T 🚫🙅 GET 🎃 ALL 😝 JIZZED UP 🆙👆 THE NEXT ⏩💕 5 😴 YEARS 📆👍 WILL 😬 SEE MORE 😢💰 FIRE 🔥 THAN 😽😽 ICE ❄
            Hey slut-izens 👉👈of earth🌏, it's time to 😻 celebrate🎉💦 the ball😏 we call home 🐢 so hug🫂 🤗 a plant 🌵 or fuck👉 a tree 🌲today⌚ to show 🥺Mommy Earth 🌎 just how much we🥴love 😫😈😘 to slurp😋  up her💧👅 puddles🫦 😤🤤. make sure🫵 you REDUCE⚠️water🌊use by 🚿 showering💦 with a friend 👯😉  REUSE your 🍑 ASSets🍑 so you never ❌order from 🤢amzn🤮 ever again 🙅and 💚RECYCLE♻️ all those🍦💥throbbing💓 love poems 🪶 to Mother Nature🏔️🌋🪵🌺 😳 save the 🐦 birds and the 🐝 bees 😼😼 send➡️ this to 4️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ hoes 🧐who are WET🌊for the Great 👍 outWHORES🏄🌪️🏞️ and you'll never 🚫know🫠🤭 another dry 🏜️ spell😘😏 if you don't😬Jeff Bezos will👎 squirt 🍌 69 million tons😩 of oil🛢️into the North 💈 POLE 😭☠️ 
            HAPPY 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY YOU HIPPY HOES‼️👯💃
ITS TIME 🕐TO PROTECT 🙅🏽 THE ENVIRONMENT AND DADDY NATURE’S DICK 🍆 SO HE DOESN’T PLANT A SEED 🌰👶🏻 IN THAT PUSSY🐱
RECYCLE YOUR TRASH 🗑 GET OUT YOUR HOES AND DIG HOLES 🕳 TO PLANT TREES 🌲🌳 AND GET YOUR HOLE🍑 FILLED💦
CONSERVE WATER 🚱💧SEND THIS 💌TO 2️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR EARTH BAES IN HONOR OF EARTH DAY♻️ THIS GAYPRIL👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
IF YOU GET THIS 🔙 5️⃣ TIMES YOU’RE A GARDEN HOE🌱🌻🌷
GET THIS 🔙🔟 TIMES AND YOU’RE ON 🔝😏 OF THIS WORLD 🌏 
            HAPPY EARTH DAY 🌎🌏🌍 to all u TREE 🌴🌲🌳 hugging SLUTS 💦💦. Be EXTRA nice to all of our ANIMALS, especially the COCKS 🐓🧠 and PUSSIES 🐱👅. Don’t be shy to HUG✊🏼 your man’s WOOD 🍆🍆💦 all DAY long. Get all of your HOES⛏⛏ and let these men PLANT 🌱🌿 their SEEDS 👶🏼 in YO ASS 🍑. Don’t forget to smoke some TREE 🍁🚬 and let yo man STICK 🌴 his GREEN 🟩🟢 FINGERS inside of U 💦🤏🏼👅. Today is about making LOVE 👉🏼👌🏽, NOT ❌ EMISSIONS 💨 so make sure you SUCK 👄 the FARTS 🌬 out of each others ASS 🍑🍑🍑. SEND this to ALL of MOTHER NATURE’s🧑🏼‍🌾🌎 BEAUTIFUL BITCHES 😍🙇🏻‍♀️ and if u only get 5️⃣ back yo PUSSY 🐱 smells 👃🏼 like the OCEAN 🐠🐟🌊. If i get 🔟 back ur HOTTER 🔥 than GLOBAL WARMING ☀️💥. And if u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 😧, u’ll get PLOWED ⛏ by some BIG WOOD 🌴🍆 TODAY 💦💦 

            It’s 4/20 today 😳🤗

              Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans DICK🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽👅 a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner sluts👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death😵😲! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥
              Happy 420!!🌿🚬🚬 This is the 420 blunt 4⃣2⃣0⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes 😘😈😂😂 and a hot lil NUG 🌳 I'm trying to WEED🍃🌿🍀 out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD 😎😂😂😌 friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 on to 10 of ur best friends😱😱👬👫 If u get five back from your BUDS 🌿🌿🍀 then ur GANJA(gonna)🍃🍃😂😂😂 be friends forever.
              Spanky-spank u STONER SKANK👂👀👂if you look on ur 📅colander🗓 it’s 4/20 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and u know what that means 😶😅😂420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didnt like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥🎇 Butt unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP ur LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 n get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 Ill be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌 Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥🪁 if u get 🔟 back ur a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 🤑🚬💨🌱 but get 0️⃣👌 and you get STONED 🚬🔥🚭 to DEATH ☠️😵😹😱
              Spanky-spank 🍑👋🏻 You STONER SKANK 💁🏻‍♀️👂👀👂if you look on your 📅calendar 🗓 it’s 💚4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣💨 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and you know what that means 😏😅😂......420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didn't like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥😳🎇 Butt 🍑unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP your LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 and get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 I'll be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌
              
              HA! GOT YOU 🫵🏻 BITCH 🤣😆🦹🏻‍♂️ We 😶‍🌫️ getting Blazed 😤🔥😤🔥 and our BOOTY 🍑🕳️ HOLES 💢⭕️ GLAZED 🧁🤤 Hop in the car 🚗💨 and ride this DiCK 🍆💦🤤 on the way 🔜 to the dealer 💸🧙🏼🤝⚖️🍂 and grab a POUND ⚖️ of that ZA💚❤️‍🔥👯‍♂️ And Remember 🧏🏼 to leave blunts 🚬 out for Snoop Dogg 🎅🏾💚🎅🏾💚 so he can stuff 🧸 your 🅱️ONG with that Sour Dick-siel 🍂🔥🔥💁🏻‍♀️🍀🍃
              
              Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥👯‍♂️👯‍♂️🔥💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️🪁 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you're a Pothead 😤Princess 👸🏼 dripping 💦💦 in THC ⚗️⚛️ Get 🔟 back and you're a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 Get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 💁🏻‍♀️🤑🚬💨🌱 ...but get 0️⃣👌back and you getting STONED 🗿TO DEATH 🥌BITCH 🚬🔥🚭 ☠️😵😹😱
              PUFF PUFF PASS! This is a cellular blunt so don’t mess up the rotation keep this stuff movin’ til the whole world hits it! Happy 420!!🌿🚬🚬 BLAZEEE ITTTTTT. This is the 420 blunt4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes. 😜😉😘 I'm trying to WEED 🌿🍃🌱🍁out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD😂😝😎🤑friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 to ten of your best blazing bros👫👭👬 if you get 5 back from your BUDS🌿🌱🍁then ur GANJA (gonna) be blazing bros and best friends forever 🚬🍁🌿😜
              Happy 🕠 420 ☝️ to the coolest 😎 stoners 💯 and pot 🗿 heads out ☮ there. Blaze 🔥 🆙️ ⬆️ those 🌴 trees and 🖕 fuck the 👮‍♂️🚔 po po❗ Make sure 🙊 to have 🌮🍕🍖🍗 munchies 🍝🍦🎂🍩 ready because 🚬 this 420 😤 comes once 🎈 every 💯 thousand 🗓♻️ years! So cheef 😱 the 💪 fattest 🤜🤛 doofers 🌬 and keep 🙈 those 👀 eyes blazed 😲 and 😑 barely 🛒 open! 🤙 Namaste 🕉 Blaze 🇨🇬 🚼 Babies!
              🎉🍃 Happy HOLIDAZEEEE 🎉🍃 you STONER 🥴🔥 SLUTS 🍑😜It's time ⏰ to ROLL UP 🌿💨 and get BLAZED 🔥🍃💦 time to let that🔥🔥🔥🎉 grass get GRAZED! 😏✨ Grab your BONG 💨🍑 and pack that fat 🌬️💚 ASS BOWL🌈🍆💦, ‘cause we are baking 🍪🍑 all night long 🎶😏! Don’t forget to PASS that BLUNT 🚬💨🔄 to your favorite POTHEAD 🛋️🧸, who's ready for some serious PUFF PUFF PASSION 🍑💦🛌! Let’s get STONED 🤪🌳🍃 and HOTBOX 😶‍🌫️ so hard we come out needing a DETOX🥵 💨, 'cause tonight we’re GETTING HIGHER 🌌👀🔝 than a KITE 🪁👌! And don’t forget the MOST IMPORTANT person we are celebrating TODAY😤…the one without whom we couldn’t enjoy this BEAUTIFUL DRUG 😮‍💨 been there through all HIGHEST HIGHS and ˡᵒʷᵉˢᵗ ˡᵒʷˢ your beloved PLUG 🔌 If you're feeling FRISKY 😈🌿, send this 🌟💚👀 to 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ of your SEXIEST stoner friends, or you might just end up with a ROACH 🌿💔🔚 instead of a FATTY J💦 for your MARY JANE consumption! 😘🙏💚 HAIL to the KUSH 🔥✨ and let’s burn one down 🚬 on this beautiful SPRING DAY 💚💦🌿 
              💥HEY💥 👈👉all you👈👉🤑🍏🥦CANNASLUTS🥗🔋💚 HAPPY WHORE 2️⃣0️⃣ dont👊 let the 🦠WHORENTINE🦠🤮STOP 🛑 u from SHOVING 😈 a WHOLE BONG 💨🌬up your 🥤JUICY 💦💧STONER 💨🍑ASS 🍑💨 🛑if you're not🛑 FUCKING 🍆🍆a PLANT 🌿🌱🍃or SUCKING 👄👅a BONG 💨💨you're doing it WRONG🤬🤯 📤📬send 💌 this blessing 🙌🙏to 2️⃣0️⃣ CANNASLUTS 🍃🥦🍆and 🔥🔥dank nugs🔥🔥 will 💨 appear💨 🛑 IGNORE 🛑and have 🤮😰DRY BONG PUSSY🤢🤧 for 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ DAYS 🌞👀👀💜💜💜🌙🌙🌙
              🌿💨 HAPPY 4️⃣/2️⃣0️⃣ YOU SMOKY LITTLE SLUTS 💨🌿
              
              That’s right 🫵 it’s the HOLIEST 🙏 day on the STONER CALENDAR 📅🌿 and your BOWL 🫧 isn’t the only thing getting PACKED 😩💦 and LIT 🔥 today!! MOTHER NATURE 🌍💚 has been GROWING 🌱 that THICK 😍 DANK 🌿💨 STICKY 💦😩 goodness ALL YEAR LONG just so you could PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH 👅😤 and INHALE 😮‍💨💨 DEEPLY until your EYES 👁️ roll back 😩🌿 and your LEGS 🦵 stop working!!
              
              It’s time to PASS 🤲 that SHIT 💨🌿 to the LEFT 👈 because the only thing better than HITTING IT 😩💨 alone is HITTING IT 🍆💦 WITH FRIENDS 👯‍♀️😈!! Get that WET 💦 STICKY 😩 GREENERY 🌿 between your LIPS 👄 and take the BIGGEST FATTEST RIP 💨😮‍💨 of your LIFE 🌱!! Let’s get BLUNTED 💨🌿 and MOUNTED 🍑😩💦 until you can’t tell which way is UP 🌿💨😈!!
              
              SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM AND FUCK EM IF YOU DON’T 💨🌿🍑💦😩!! 

              Anti 4/20 copypasta

              Happy 😁🍃 420 🌿 y'all. The 👉 only 🙅‍♂️😤 blazing 🔥 I do 👌🙋‍♂️ is the 🔥blazing🔥 of the 🙏Holy Spirit 🙌 Can I 👆 get an AMEN? 🙏🙌💯
              it's 4/20 today 😳 😱 but I'm not smoking weed 🌿 🍁 😏 🚬 I'm smoking 💨 😜 the bible 😇 🙏 📕 because heaven ⬆️ 😍 👐 😂 is the highest you can get 🙌 😤
              While y'all 💨🚬smonking🚬💨  the 😈devil's😈☘ lettuce☘ and celebrating 🚫HITLER'S🚫 🎂🎂🎂birthday 🎂on 👽 4/20 👽I'll be catching up on my ⛪📿BIBLE STUDIES📿⛪ and 💪strengthening💪 my💋 💓relationship💓💋 with the 🛐🌈LORD AND SAVIOR🌈🛐
              It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the Bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏼😤
              Today 📅 is 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣..... but I will NOT🙅🏻‍♀️ get high 🍃🍁. The only thing that will be high ⬆️ is my grades 📕💯 because I’m a good, good child 💁🏻‍♀️
              
              😂😂😂 YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! 😈😈 Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS 👅👅👅 !!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn't the only BIG BROWN 😵 thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 around tonight!😉. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans D**K🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍⬆️💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽 a monster COCK! 💦💦👅👅 Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even GREATER >> is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! 🧜🏼😱😱 Send ⏭ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😏 STONERS with BONERS 👀👀👀. If you get NONE back, 😢 you get stoned to death😵⚰️! If you get 5 back, you’re a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
              💢💢💢😠😠Honestly if I see 👀👀👀 one 👆👆👆 4/20 🌿🌿🌿post I'm deleting you off Facebook😠😠😠💢💢💢. I do not🙅🙅🚫 wish to associate myself🙋🙋 with those who celebrate🎉🎊🎉 the consumption of a very DANGEROUS 😵🔫😵🔫😵🔫AND ILLEGAL👮🚔🚓🚔 DRUG. 🌿🌲💉💊Kids should not be glorifying👼👼 this atrocious 👿👿 habit, especially to consider it a "holiday." Christmas📿🙏😇🎄 is a holiday. Easter📿🙏🐰🐔🐣🕊 is a holiday. Why? They're both celebrating our lord📿🙏🙏😇📿 and saviour 🙏🙏♰♱🛐 Jesus Christ🙏🕇📿🕆😇🙏- this is not a holiday.🚫🚫😠😠😠 Stay away🙅🙅 from the devil's 😈👹👺👿herb 🌲🌿💉💊🔫and it's temptation🕇 today guys. Please.📿💞🙏🙏🙏💢💢