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YESS LADIES!! 🥰🙌🏾🙌🏾 This Is What We Want To See Facebook Mamas, Look at This!

    YESS LADIES!! 🥰🙌🏾🙌🏾 This Is What We Want To See Facebook Mamas, Look at This! These Phenomenal Black Young Ladies Setting The Standard 👏👏🔥🔥❤️. The Lord Is With These Girlies! 💓💝🙏🏾😊😍 . #Amen #WAP #GirlTime #Sleepover #BlackYoungandProud My nieces! Auntie Dalia loves y’all!! #WAP #BlackPower #GoGirls@✝️Now HOLD ONNNN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 these MY babies right here!! Smart, beautiful AND got rhythm?? GOD DID IT 😭💖🙌🏽 Y’all better use this gift for the Lord on Youth Sunday too!! Don’t play with them gifts God blessed y’all with 😩✨ Auntie over here CRYING watching this with my church robe on and my caramel iced coffee 😭☕️💃🏽 Somebody PLEASE tag Pastor Williams and Sister Cynthia because these babies need to be front and center at praise dance next Sunday!! 👏🏽💜💒 #BlackGirlMagic #BlessedAndHighlyFavored #YouthSundayReady #GodDid #JesusIsTheReason #QueensInTheMaking #CoveredByTheBlood #WalkingInPurpose #ChurchKids #PraiseHim #CantNobodyTellMeNothing 😭🙌🏽💖✨HOLD ON GIRL 💋- YOU ARE A PHENOMENAL 💪BLACK WOMAN ✊! AND YOURE WALKING WITH GRACE 😍✨ AND HONESTLY - THATS A PHENOMENAL WOMAN💜💞! 𝘽-Brave ✊ 𝙇-Lavish 😍 𝘼-Awesome ✨ 𝘾-Cheerfull 🔥 𝙆-Kween 💋IM A PHENOMENAL BLACK WOMAN 😤✊🏾‼️BUILT FROM THE BEST ✝️🙏‼️WALK WITH GRACE 🚶🏾‍♀️✝️‼️MOVE WITH FINESSE 💜‼️DRIP LIKE DIAMONDS 💎💦‼️SHINE LIKE GOLD ⭐️✨‼️IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW 😝🧐‼️BABY NOW YOU KNOW 😜🫶🏾‼️WE LOVE GOD OVER HERE 🤏🏾‼️‼️‼️‼️ 
    YESS LADIES!! 🥰🙌🏾🙌🏾 This Is What We Want To See Facebook Mamas, Look at This! These Phenomenal Black Young Ladies Setting The Standard 👏👏🔥🔥❤️. The Lord Is With These Girlies! 💓💝🙏🏾😊😍 . #Amen #WAP #GirlTime #Sleepover #BlackYoungandProud My nieces! Auntie Dalia loves y’all!! #WAP #BlackPower #GoGirls@✝️:Now HOLD ONNNN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 these MY babies right here!! Smart, beautiful AND got rhythm?? GOD DID IT 😭💖🙌🏽 Y’all better use this gift for the Lord on Youth Sunday too!! Don’t play with them gifts God blessed y’all with 😩✨ Auntie over here CRYING watching this with my church robe on and my caramel iced coffee 😭☕️💃🏽 Somebody PLEASE tag Pastor Williams and Sister Cynthia because these babies need to be front and center at praise dance next Sunday!! 👏🏽💜💒 #BlackGirlMagic #BlessedAndHighlyFavored #YouthSundayReady #GodDid #JesusIsTheReason #QueensInTheMaking #CoveredByTheBlood #WalkingInPurpose #ChurchKids #PraiseHim #CantNobodyTellMeNothing 😭🙌🏽💖✨HOLD ON GIRL 💋- YOU ARE A PHENOMENAL 💪BLACK WOMAN ✊! AND YOURE WALKING WITH GRACE 😍✨ AND HONESTLY - THATS A PHENOMENAL WOMAN💜💞! 𝘽-Brave ✊ 𝙇-Lavish 😍 𝘼-Awesome ✨ 𝘾-Cheerfull 🔥 𝙆-Kween 💋IM A PHENOMENAL BLACK WOMAN 😤✊🏾‼️BUILT FROM THE BEST ✝️🙏‼️WALK WITH GRACE 🚶🏾‍♀️✝️‼️MOVE WITH FINESSE 💜‼️DRIP LIKE DIAMONDS 💎💦‼️SHINE LIKE GOLD ⭐️✨‼️IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW 😝🧐‼️BABY NOW YOU KNOW 😜🫶🏾‼️YESS LADIES!! 🥰🙌🏾🙌🏾 This Is What We Want To See Facebook Mamas, Look at This! These Phenomenal Black Young Ladies Setting The Standard 👏👏🔥🔥❤️. The Lord Is With These Girlies! 💓💝🙏🏾😊😍 . #Amen #WAP #GirlTime #Sleepover #BlackYoungandProud My nieces! Auntie Dalia loves y’all!! #WAP #BlackPower #GoGirls@✝️:Now HOLD ONNNN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 these MY babies right here!! Smart, beautiful AND got rhythm?? GOD DID IT 😭💖🙌🏽 Y’all better use this gift for the Lord on Youth Sunday too!! Don’t play with them gifts God blessed y’all with 😩✨ Auntie over here CRYING watching this with my church robe on and my caramel iced coffee 😭☕️💃🏽 Somebody PLEASE tag Pastor Williams and Sister Cynthia because these babies need to be front and center at praise dance next Sunday!! 👏🏽💜💒 #BlackGirlMagi 
    YESS LADIES!! 🥰🙌🏾🙌🏾 This Is What We Want To See Facebook Mamas, Look at This! These Phenomenal Black Young Ladies Setting The Standard 👏👏🔥🔥❤️. The Lord Is With These Girlies! 💓💝🙏🏾😊😍 . #Amen #WAP #GirlTime #Sleepover #BlackYoungandProud My nieces! Auntie Dalia loves y’all!! #WAP #BlackPower #GoGirls@✝️:Now HOLD ONNNN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 these MY babies right here!! Smart, beautiful AND got rhythm?? GOD DID IT 😭💖🙌🏽 Y’all better use this gift for the Lord on Youth Sunday too!! Don’t play with them gifts God blessed y’all with 😩✨ Auntie over here CRYING watching this with my church robe on and my caramel iced coffee 😭☕️💃🏽 Somebody PLEASE tag Pastor Williams and Sister Cynthia because these babies need to be front and center at praise dance next Sunday!! 👏🏽💜💒 #BlackGirlMagic #BlessedAndHighlyFavored #YouthSundayReady #GodDid #JesusIsTheReason #QueensInTheMaking #CoveredByTheBlood #WalkingInPurpose #ChurchKids #PraiseHim #CantNobodyTellMeNothing 😭🙌🏽💖✨HOLD ON GIRL 💋- YOU ARE A PHENOMENAL 💪BLACK WOMAN ✊! AND YOURE WALKING WITH GRACE 😍✨ AND HONESTLY - THATS A PHENOMENAL WOMAN💜💞!
    
    𝘽-Brave ✊
    
    𝙇-Lavish 😍
    
    𝘼-Awesome ✨
    
    𝘾-Cheerfull 🔥
    
    𝙆-Kween 💋IM A PHENOMENAL BLACK WOMAN 😤✊🏾‼️BUILT FROM THE BEST ✝️🙏‼️WALK WITH GRACE 🚶🏾‍♀️✝️‼️MOVE WITH FINESSE 💜‼️DRIP LIKE DIAMONDS 💎💦‼️SHINE LIKE GOLD ⭐️✨‼️IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW 😝🧐‼️BABY NOW YOU KNOW 😜🫶🏾‼️YESS LADIES!! 🥰🙌🏾🙌🏾 This Is What We Want To See Facebook Mamas, Look at This! These Phenomenal Black Young Ladies Setting The Standard 👏👏🔥🔥❤️. The Lord Is With These Girlies! 💓💝🙏🏾😊😍 . #Amen #WAP #GirlTime #Sleepover #BlackYoungandProud My nieces! Auntie Dalia loves y’all!! #WAP #BlackPower #GoGirls Now HOLD ONNNN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 these MY babies right here!! Smart, beautiful AND got rhythm?? GOD DID IT 😭💖🙌🏽 Y’all better use this gift for the Lord on Youth Sunday too!! Don’t play with them gifts God blessed y’all with 😩✨ Auntie over here CRYING watching this with my church robe on and my caramel iced coffee 😭☕️💃🏽 Somebody PLEASE tag Pastor Williams and Sister Cynthia because these babies need to be front and center at praise dance next Sunday!! 👏🏽💜💒 

    Persona 3 – Changing Seasons

      ☀️SUNS🌞 UP⬆️
      
      ANOTHER♾️ DAY📅 GOES↗️ BY🗣
      
      LOOK👀 AT☝️ THE🔃 TIME🕑 FLY✈️ 
      ☀️SUNS🌞UP⬆️, ANOTHER ♾️DAY 📅GOES ↗️BY🗣️LOOK👀AT☝️THE🔃 TIME🕘FLY✈️ 

      6/7 day

        6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️
        DOOT 🎺 DOOT 🎺
        BRO 💀 IT'S ACTUALLY JUNE 7️⃣‼️
        WE ARE SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥
        
        📢🚨ATTENTION ALL AURA FARMERS 📈🔥‼️ TODAY 📅 IS JUNE 🌞 7️⃣‼️ THE SACRED 🙏 HOLY ✝️ BLESSED ✨ DAY OF 6️⃣7️⃣ HAS ARRIVED 🚚💨‼️WAKE ⏰ UP 🛏️‼️ CHECK 👀 YOUR PHONE 📱‼️ CHECK ✔️ YOUR FRIDGE 🧊‼️ CHECK ✔️ UNDER ⬇️ YOUR BED 🛏️‼️ THERE'S A 6️⃣7️⃣ HIDING 🙈 EVERYWHERE 🌎‼️
        
        🚨 AFTER DAWG NAMED MASON 👶 6️⃣7️⃣ TOOK A FISHING TRIP 🎣 WITH THE BOYS 👬 AND RETURNED WITH 🗿 MANGO MANGO MANGO 🥭 ENERGY, CAUSING A LOCAL 🐺 SIGMA TO GAIN 🤫 AURA +1000000 WHILE A 🔥 GYATT WAS DETECTED BY THE GOVERNMENT 📡‼️ WITNESSES REPORT THAT A 🚽 SKIBIDI TOILET EMERGED FROM THE STILL WATER 🍷 AS THOSE WHO KNOW 💀 NODDED SILENTLY 😶‍🌫️ IN APPROVAL. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT 🎤 MASON 👶 REPLIED ⚾ "OH-OH-OH THAT’S TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR ⚾️🪵" BEFORE ACTIVATING 🧊 ICE CREAM HAIR 🍦 AND ASCENDING ☁️ TO A HIGHER PLANE OF BRAINROT 🧠💀, LEAVING SCIENTISTS 👨‍🔬 BAFFLED 😱 AND AURA FARMERS 📈 WORKING OVERTIME ⏰‼️🗿🍷💀🐺🥭🚽🔥👶⚾🎣🍦💯💯💯
        
        IF YOU SEE 👀 A PERSON SAYING 🗣️ "SIXTY-SEVEN" 🚫❌ INSTEAD OF "SIX-SEVEN" ✅ THEY ARE AN IMPOSTOR 👽 AMONG US 🚨
        AT 6️⃣:0️⃣7️⃣ PM 🌇 TODAY 📅 YOU MUST:
        🗣️ SAY "6️⃣7️⃣"
        🤝 PERFORM THE 6️⃣7️⃣ HANDSHAKE
        🫱🫲 SUMMON SCP-0️⃣6️⃣7️⃣
        🏀 BECOME LAMELO BALL
        🗿 STARE AT A MOAI FOR 67 SECONDS
        🥛 DRINK 67 DROPS OF STILL WATER
        📏 MEASURE YOUR AURA
        🧠 LOSE ALL REMAINING COGNITIVE FUNCTION
        
        IF YOU RECEIVE 📩 THIS MESSAGE AND IGNORE 🙅 IT 🐺 YOUR SIGMA STATUS WILL EXPIRE 📉 AURA -67 ❌ NO RIZZ 👀 BUT IF YOU SEND 📤 THIS TO 6️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR MOST BRAINROTTED 🧠💀 FRIENDS 👯‍♀️:
        🏀 LAMELO BLESSING💰 67 GAZILLION ROBUX 🧠 ASCENSION TO MAXIMUM BRAINROT 
        ⁶🤷⁷
        6️⃣7️⃣ SIX SEVEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️ SIX SEVEN 😤😤😤 bro said the two most powerful numbers known to mankind 💀💀💀 not 5️⃣8️⃣ not 9️⃣1️⃣ 🚫🚫🚫 SIX 6️⃣ SEVEN 7️⃣ and the ENTIRE CLASSROOM 🏫🏫🏫 erupted into complete and utter CHAOS 🌪️🌪️🌪️ teacher tryna teach fractions ➗➗➗ bro out here doing the hand thing ✋🤚✋🤚 up down up down 📈📉📈📉 like he’s WEIGHING SOMETHING ⚖️⚖️⚖️ WHAT ARE YOU WEIGHING BROTHER 🤨🤨🤨 NOBODY KNOWS 🚨🚨🚨 NOT EVEN HIM 🚨🚨🚨 he just KNOWS it’s 6️⃣7️⃣ time 🕕🕖🕕🕖 LaMelo Ball 🏀🏀🏀 SEVEN FOOT ONE 📏📏📏 defense can’t guard the DRIP 💧💧💧 and somehow that means 6️⃣7️⃣ 💯💯💯 the audacity 😩😩😩 the SHEER audacity 😩😩😩 to yell SIX SEVEN in the middle of a FUNERAL 6️⃣7️⃣⚰️⚰️⚰️ a WEDDING 6️⃣7️⃣💍💍💍 the SATs 6️⃣7️⃣📝📝📝 doesn’t matter WHERE 🌍🌍🌍 doesn’t matter WHEN ⏰⏰⏰ the numbers 6️⃣ and 7️⃣ have ASCENDED beyond mathematics 🧮🧮🧮 beyond LANGUAGE 🗣️🚫 beyond REALITY ITSELF 🌌🌌🌌 6️⃣7️⃣ is not a number anymore it’s a STATE OF MIND 🧠🧠🧠 it’s a LIFESTYLE 🛍️🛍️🛍️ it’s a CALLING 📞📞📞 and brother 😤 answered that call 📞😤📞 SIX 6️⃣ SEVEN 7️⃣ 🗣️🔊🗣️🔊 forever and ever amen 🙏🙏🙏 

        Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

          A full list of copypasta parodying Pride Month celebration before declaring that its over.

          Its fucking pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that means you're not allowed to be straight 😤😤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law 😡😡 james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon 👅👅 and you will be fined $1000 if you resist 🤑🤑 jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay 😍😍 and this will stay the same for the rest of your life 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin fucking ice ❄❄ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 thanos and his thicc ass 😜😜 will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex 😠😠
          HAPPY 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH 2 MY HOMO 💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨HOES 👯👯‍♀️👯‍♂️👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 UR 🐓🍆 OR 🐱🥭 WORSHIPPNG 🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅 NEEDS TO BE SUPER 🤜 🍑 GAY FOR PLAY 😙🍑🥴😳🥴 ALL ☀️☀️☀️ MONTH 📈 LONG 🍆💦🍆💦🍆 LIKE UR TOP DONG 🥕🍆🥕🍆 🥕🍆 🙅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ NO HETERO HIDING 🚫🚪😤 SO JIZZ ON UR FAVE QUEERS 🤏🏻😏🤤 GET VERS 🔝⬇️ AND 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 GAPE FOR GAYS 💢⭕️💢⭕️😛😛 MILK 🥛🥛🥛 SOME BUTT 🌰🌰🌰 AND SHOVE SOME 💖💜💙 GAYNETALIA 💖💜💙 IN YOUR 💣🕳️BUSSY PUSSY 🕳️💣 TN 🥵😏🏳️‍🌈 KINKY ⛓️ HOMOSLUTS 💋💋💋 MUST DOCK WITH THICC GOCKS 🤼🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ AND SHIP SLICK TDICKS 🌊🌊🌊. OR STRAIGHT NIGHTMARES 😩😩😩 WILL HAUNT U 👻😈👻 ALL MONTH LONG 😛😛 SEND TO 10 🚨 OF YOUR 🔥🔥🔥 HOMIESEXUALS ❤️‍🔥🚨 TO GET A GAY 🪄🪄🪄 GLOWUP 🤩🤩🤩 IN JUNE 😁😛😋😛😁 🎆🎇🎆🎇 HAPPY FKN PRIDE LGBTQIA➕➕➕➕➕!!!!🎆🎇🎆🎇 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 
          Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
          ALERT ALERT🚨‼️🔔 WAKE UP F🅰️GS‼️ CUM one☝️CUM all🗣️ 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩GAY👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨is BACK 🔙in STYLE🕺this JUNE🦄🏳️‍🌈🙏Time to let your 🥵💦FREAK💦🥵 flag🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈fly and POP that PRIDE PUSSY💅🤸🏻‍♂️for the 💦😛HOLE🕳️🥵 month🙏 Grab a WET and FRUITY🍒🍑🍍🍌 little drink🍹 and 💦CUM💦 OUT🌈 to play🫦! (P)RIDE🥵 your 😏dyke🥰🙌🏼to the gay bars, bring your 🪩💅TWINKle toes 🕺🏻🧍‍♂️🪩 and🍆STRAP🍆 in for a WILD 🥵👅RIDE🍆💦❕BOTTOMS🫵🏼👖will get POUNDED👊🏼💪🏽til they TASTE👅THE 🌊RAINBOW🌈and TOPS🎭will DICK 🍌DOWN ⬇️👄every QUEER🧚👯‍♀️they’re NEAR👀❗️SCISSOR✂️and STRAP🪢 👀till that PUSSY💦go FAP🫦! BISEXUALS⁉️are GAY🌈👨‍🎤this month🗓️ and THEY/THEMs🤵🏻🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️🤵🏻‍♀️will be getting their🍑CHEEKS/CLAPPED👏 😌Being STRAIGHT🚫🙅‍♂️🤯❌is ILLEGAL👮‍♀️🚓👮‍♂️until FURTHER NOTICE🚨‼️Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your🌈RAINBOW🌈RAILERS🚂🚂! If u 🫵🏼get 0️⃣ back ⬅ take your 👉 STRAIGHT 👩‍❤️‍👨👫⛪️ASS 🍑 HOME 🏡! If u get 5️⃣ back 🔙 your just an 😐 ALLY 🤝😱!!! If u get 🔟 back ⬅ ur 🫵OFFICIALLY 👩‍⚖️📈SLAYING ⚔️🤺💋 ALL😳 OF JUNE!!!! 🗓️🌈🏳️‍⚧️If u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 ur 🫵 SERVING 🍽️💅🤌 CUNT 💋🦪🥵TAKING POPPERS 💊💉and 🍑FUCKING ♋️in that RAINBOW PARADE 🏳️‍🌈 🥳🌈💃🏳️‍⚧️ 
          🚨ALERT🚨 🔊 🚨ALERT🚨
          
          🏳️‍🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈💰 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.📆✅ IT IS NOW 👎 ILLEGAL🚫⛔ TO BE STRAIGHT.👫🤮 YOU ARE NO LONGER 🤯😠 ALLOWED TO:
          
          ❌🙅‍♀️WEAR SHORTS 🩳 BELOW THE KNEE 🦵
          
          ❌🙅‍♀️PLAY 😈 DEVILS ADVOCATE 🙋 IN YOUR POLISCI 📐 CLASS 📝
          
          ❌🙅‍♀️WATCH,👀 DISCUSS,💬 OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" 🧑‍💼🧑‍💼
          
          🕵️👀PLEASE REPORT 🧐 ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT 🤵❌👰 ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT🕵️🌈 SO AUTHORITITTIES🍈🍈 MAY ENFORCE 💦CUMPLIANCE💦 WITH ALL 💅YASS QUEEN 💃 REGULATIONS.📄📃
          
          SEND📤THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW TITIZENS👯 TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIG💇‍♀️ SNATCHING💫🦱 QUOTA. GET 0️⃣ BACK 🥲😵‍💫AND SCOTUS👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️ WILL SAY 💁‍♀️ "BYE FELICIA!" 💃 TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONAL📄 RIGHT TO 👬💍👭 MARRIAGE. SICKENING,🤢 NO? GET 5️⃣ BACK 😚😉 AND YOU'LL BE A 🌮WHOREDITA CRUNCH🌯 AT DRAG 👩🏼‍🎤👩🏻‍🎤👩🏿‍🎤QUEEN BRUNCH,🍴 BROUGHT TO YOU BY 💸💲 TACO BELL: LIVE MÁS! 🔔GET 🔟 BACK 😳🤩 AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S 👦🏼NEWLY VACATED 🏃💨 TIMESLOT.📺 SLAY, MAMA! 💃🕺
          
          THIS MESSAGE💌 BROUGHT TO YOU 💶💴💷 BY OUR PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈💰 SPONSORS: 🍆COCKHEAD🍄 MARTIN✈️, 👨‍❤️‍👨GAYTHEON👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, AND BOOBS 🍈🍈 ALLEN HAMILTON 😜😘🔥🔥
          Hey you queer! 🤪Its fucking pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 It’s time to 🔨🔨 POUND ASS and 🤪🤪 lick pussy 🍑🍑🍑 so hard it makes it to RU PAULS DRAG RACE 💃🏾 😫😫and listen to LADY GAGA 🎵🎤 while you ram that 🤪💦🏎 FAST CAR right into a WET HOLE 💦💪😭🤪After u SUCK SOME DICK 👅🍆 then it’s time to get your gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass to brunch🥓🥞 !!! All month we’re here and we’re fucking queer!!!!!!👩🏾‍🤝‍👩🏿👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏾👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 TAKE POPPERS 💊 and getting FUCKED 😫💦 in the PARK TONIGHT 🤪😫🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤼‍♀️🥳💦💦
          Hi Gay👨‍❤️‍👨! Happy Pride🏳️‍🌈 Month, we are sashaying 💃 away with deals 🤑! This month 🗓at the butter 🧈 shop 🛒, we’re running a special deal 🆓. If you can prove that you’re queer 🌈, you get 3 pints🍺 off your first 🥇 your choice of creamed💦, chucked🤮, or drowned 🌊 butter 🧈 . And if you do mouth👄 stuff, you get 4️⃣. WE LOVE GAY❤️🏳️‍🌈! And it’s awesome. So come visit ✈️ . And we also make candles 🕯 now, wouldn’t a candle 🕯 be nice for gay 🏳️‍🌈 stuff, in the bedroom 🍆💦, or just hanging 🪂out. YEA we would, hey wouldn’t your partner 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 want butter 🧈 ? From the original old maid’s home 👵🏽🏠 . We’ve been making butter since 1️⃣9️⃣4️⃣5️⃣., and we’ve been accepting all people since… the last 4️⃣ months. SO YEA, we’re gagging 😝 for you to come take a taste of Cecily’s butter 🧈 🛍Shop. My friend’s mom 🤰🏳️‍🌈 I think is, I think is gay. So… we think its cool!  Turn it off 📴Willard.
          Its fucking pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 we will ‼️ not be accepting anyone 🚶‍♂️ who 👋😂 identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until 💦 the 1st of july 🎆🎇1️⃣6️⃣ all shall be persecuted by 😈 law 😱 😡😡 jk rowling has been 👏 allowed to choose 📥📥 who is gay 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧😍😍 and this will stay the same 🙂👍👍👍👍 for 💗 the rest of your 😝 life 👨‍🦳🧑‍🦳💓 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on 🔛 thin fucking 🍆😡 ice 🍨 ❄❄ don't 🙅‍♂️ think 🤔 that you are safe 🌺 😥😥 we will be ✅ after your 😍thicc ass 🍑 if you 😀 show 🎉 any signs ⚠️ of affection towards the other 😖 sex 🍆 😠😠
          🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨
          
          PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌
          
          MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:
          
          IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏
          
          BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️
          
          THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY
          
          ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY
          
          STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌
          🚨🚨ALERT CUTIES 🌈🌈 it's PRIDE MONTH ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 and that means PARTIES 🎊 and PARADES 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 don't forget to be HOT 🥵🥵 but wear SUNSCREEN 🧴 on any EXPOSED SKIN 🍑🍑 including your ARMPITS 👃 HAIR PART 🪮 and EARS 👂👂 bring WATER 💦💦 and SALTY SNACKS 🥨🥨 watch out for HEATSTROKE 🔥🔥 and HEAT EXHAUSTION 🤒🤒 if you're on OPIODS, ANTIDEPRESSANTS or SPIRO 💊💊 you may be EXTRA SENSITIVE 😨😨 to the SUN 🌞🌞 check your MEDICATION 🏳️‍⚧️ SIDE EFFECTS 🩺 drink EXTRA WATER 💧 if you're drinking ALCOHOL 🍾🍺🥃🍷 stay SAFE 🛟 stay SEXY 😍 
          ALERT ALERT🚨‼️🔔GAY 🪩is BACK 🔙in STYLE 🕺this JUNE🦄🌈🏳️‍🌈 this means YOU 🫵are REQUIRED 💪👮‍♂️ to be GAY‼️🧑‍❤️‍💋‍🧑👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ALL MONTH 📆 true ALLIES 👯 will add a P🍆to the LGBT💅CUM one☝️CUM all🗣️to the PARADE🏳️‍🌈of DICKS🍆and TRICKS👅BOTTOMS👖will get POUNDED🤜til they TASTE👅THE RAINBOW🌈and TOPS👕DICK DOWN ⬇️👄every QUEER🧚you’re NEAR👬SCISSOR✂️and STRAP 👀till that PUSSY💦go THWAP💥run a TRAIN🚞thru some TRANS🏳️‍⚧️RIM🍹a guy💖named JIM🧝THEY/THEM🫃will get their🍑CHEEKS/CLAPPED👏BISEXUALS⁉️are GAY👨‍🎤this month🗓️FLIRT🫦and SQUIRT 🌊with the GAYS🎉and THEYS👉👌DRAG QUEENS👸TUCK🧜‍♂️and FUCK🍌SLAY💄some GAY BUSSY🥵BEING STRAIGHT🧔‍♂️is ILLEGAL🚔👮‍♀️👮‍♂️👮until FURTHER NOTICE 🚨GET FRUITY 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍊🍋🍍🍏🍐🥝🥭🫐and GET FUCKING🎉🎊🎀 send to 🔟 deviant👹little HOMOS🧔‍♀️and you’re PRIDE ROYALTY👑👸🤴🫅HAPPY PRIDE💋👄👀👅🫵🙏🖕👉👌✊🥵😳👨‍🎤🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🧝🧚🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🫃💆‍♂️🕺💃👬👭👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🍑🍌🎟️🎉🎊🎀🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍊🍋🍍🍏🍐🥝🥭🫐 
          IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

          Blue Origin Rocket Explosion

            🚨🚀🔥🚨ATTENTION ALL SPACE SLUTS🚨🚀🔥🚨 Daddy Jeff Bezos just had a MASSIVE 💥E-ROCKET-ION💥 at LC-36 and things got way too HOT AND HEAVY🥵💦🍆🔥😈 Blue Origin tried to STATIC FIRE🔥 dynamically but New Glenn couldn't hold its load and CAME 💦 WAY TOO EARLY, causing the whole structural stack to CATASTROPHICALLY COLLAPSE‼️😭📉😜🤪🤯 The rocket’s ASSHOLE literally BLEW APART 🍑💨💥🔥🕳️ snapping the giant lightning tower like a twig⚡️🏗️💔😭💥🛸 The whole pad took an absolute RAW, UNPROTECTED POUNDING 😩🔨💥🍆💦🥵🤤 leaving Daddy Jeff’s big rocket energy completely FLACCID 😭❌📉💔😔 Thankfully all the workers PULLED OUT IN TIME 🏃‍♂️💨❌🙏🏽👷‍♂️ so no one got pregnant or hurt🙏🤰🛑🚼, and Amazon’s juicy satellites missed the whole GANG BANG completely 🚫🛰️👅💦🛸✨ Send this to 69 of your filthiest ASTRONUTS👨‍🚀👅🛸🌌👽 If you get 0 back, you're a VIRGIN 💔🚫🤡💩 If you get 5 back, you’re BLASTING OFF TONIGHT🚀💦🤩✨👑 If you get 10 back, you’re getting a HOTFIRE IN YOUR REAR END AT MIDNIGHT🔥🍑🤤😈🚨🤪 GO GO GO‼️🏃‍♂️💨💥🤪💦🏁