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Happy Tax Day

    Happy TAX Day sluts 🤑💰💃 find 🔎 all ur ACCUNTS 😼😽 and ROLLOVER ↩️🍑for that 🇭&🇷 COCK 🍆😇 Uncle Sam🎩🇺🇸 will leave u GROSS🤢 IN 💦 CUM 💦🫦 and PENALIZE😈🍆 u for PREMATURE⏱️ DISTRIBUTION 💦💦 if ur cut✂️🍆? pay 💸 the EXCISE TAX😂😈
    Hey👋🏻 you 💸🪙inCUM 🌬guzzling💦👅 SLUTS👙😘‼️ It’s Tax📈 🎉Day📆🤑 and 🫵🏻you🫵🏻 know🙌🏻 what that 👏🏻means💃💃❕❗️ Grab that 🍆H&R🍌 COCK🍆💦🤤 and 🫨SHAKE your 🍑ASSets🍑😱 for 🇺🇸UNCLE SAM👨🏻‍🦳🥵, get your 👀INSIDES🫃 GROSSLY🆘 ADJUSTED🧮👉👌 by a 📋✅certified PU🅱️IC acCUNTant🧠😮‍💨, DROP🙇‍♂️ to 🫵🏻your 🦴KNEES🦗 and take🍌🕳 a good🔥 📉TURBOTAXING🫄‼️‼️ Avoid a 🙊💲PANKING🚼 of fees and 👀PENALties🤫 by 💋FILLING🤯 🆙 your paperwork📝🧾 before the 🍆😳COCK🍌😩 STROKES🕰 MIDNIGHT💋❗️ 💌Send💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣9️⃣9️⃣ of your 💅🏻😏THOTTIEST💎 taxpayers💳😘 and 🥠PUSSIEST🍪 penny🪙 PINCHERS🥵🤏🏻❕ If you get 0️⃣🔙, the 📲Internal 💸Revenue💰 SERVICERS👮‍♂️ will 👀AUDIT🫶 and 🚫close 🫵🏻your 🕳loopHOLES🕳 FOREVER😱😭🥶‼️ If you get 5️⃣🔙, 👨🏻‍🦳🫡UNCLE💯SAM🇺🇸 will ➡️grant 🫵🏻you a SEXTENSION🍆💦🤤❕ If you💢 get 🔟➕🔙, you’ll feel🫦🫦 a 💯🫣MASSIVE🥴 💥ORGA-SUM😵‍💫 💸💴CUMMING🌊 your 🤑way💋📫‼️❗️ 
    Happy 😃 tax💲 📉 day 📆you thrifty 💰 thots 😈
    
    If youre looking to avoid 🚷a spanking 🖐🍑of penalties 🚫and interest 💸or for Uncle Sam 🇺🇲 🦅to "throw back"⬅️🍑 your SEXcess withholding 💵make sure to file🗃 your taxes or a SEXtension 📏before the⏰️ cock 🍆 strikes midnight.🕛
    
    If you want 🙏to get a big orgaSUM 💦of money 💰 see if you're eligible for tax credits like the earned 💲👷‍♂️ inCUM 💦💦💦credit, the 🦅American🇺🇸 COCKportunity 🍆 credit, or the lifetime LICKING👅🍭credit.
    
    Lastly, avoid any denials 😈 make sure ✅️that your social SEXcurity 🍆👌💦 CUMber 🔢and bank 🏦acCUNt information are listed 📝correctly ✅️on the form or 🇺🇲Uncle Sam🎆 may not let your refund CUM 🚫💦😱
    
    Send 📨this to 1040 of your thottiest 🍑🍆 taxpaying ✉️ 💵friends👭 to remind 🧠them to file🗃
    Hey there you frivolous financiers 💰 🍆 💦 💵 🤤 you icky investors 👍🏼 📈🏦 😩 you autoerotic accuntants 🤓 ✊🏼 💨 🔥 🥇 It’s time to use both hands 🖐🏼 😬 🖐🏼 and pull out ✊🏼🍆💦😏 that cockulator📠📱 because this tax season 🧾just got extended 🍆 📏 🍌 😱
    
    Due to that contagious 😷 Covid cock 🍆 💨 🦠👄 😋 people are getting too antsy 😟 😳 💁🏻‍♀️ and can’t seem to spread those sheets 📝 👩🏻‍💻 😏 👌🏼 , check those assssets 🔦 🍆 💦 🍑 🍑 and get gross 🤢 with their profits 💵💵 fast enough 🏃+🏃🏻‍♀️=🛌 Since we had no time ⏰ ⏳ 😫 to stuff our return package 🎁🎁 🍆 🎉 in that box 📩📬📫 Daddy Donald 👱🏻‍♂️👌🏼 🇺🇸 🔥 & congress 👬🏼🚫👨🏾 🤷🏻‍♀️ decided to lengthen 🌾💊 😜 📏 🌽 that due date 📅🧏🏻‍♀️and have a lil swamp romp 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🔞before they receive the big deposit 💷💶💵 💦 😩 from us. So if like this tax season, you wanna get “delaid” 👉🏼 👌🏼 😏🌚 then be the ultimate dirty dog 🐶 🐶 👅 , and get fixed 🙊 ✂️ 🚫 🍆 😢 with that slush fund 🤤 🤤 incum 💵 ✊🏼💨 😋 so you can put 2 in the bank ✌🏼 🏦 💯 and 1 in the stank 👆🏼💩 🍑🙅🏻‍♀️ If you have more to show off 👨🏾🧥 🍌 😏then pull out that pen 🖊 and squirt some ink 🐙🦑💨💦💦on those W-4 whores 🧾📇👯‍♂️👯‍♂️If your employees need a little assssistance 🖐🏼 💨 🍑 👩🏼‍🦼don’t forget to have them fondle 🙈😈some Goldman Sachs 🍒 🍒🤪to make that curve exponential 🥕 💦 📈🎢🍾🥂. So if your skanky secretary 👩‍💼 😉 is down for a little H&R Cock🟩🟩🍆🍆 and wants to slob 😋😝 🤤 on the Charles Schwab nob 🤑 💦 🌽 😈 then look no further 👀 and get delaid 🔞😏👌🏼like this tax season🧾🗃💎Send this to 10 irresistible IRS Agents 👮🏻 👮🏻 💁🏻‍♀️ or else, the only thing getting audited 🔍 🩺👨🏾‍⚕️ will be your girls AIG-spot 🖖🏼♦️🔥💆🏻‍♀️by the Lehman Brothers 💵 🤷🏻‍♂️🤰🤷🏻‍♂️🗼🗼.

    OJ Simpson

      IM DELETING YOU, OJ!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 OJs are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you OJ!💖 Send this to ten other 👪OJs👪 who give you 🧤glovies🧤 Or never get 😅acquitted😅 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no acquittal for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: the 🥊glove🥊won’t fit 😩💦 5 back: you're Robert Kardashian’s favorite 👨🏽‍💼👼💦 10+ back: OJ😛😛🏈🏈💦👅👅 
      Sup U ✊ hOe-J SimpSLUTS on 🙇‍♀️ this holy 🙏 day 🥰✨💕 he 👨 hath sucCUMbed 💦to the power 💪🏻💪🏻 of the PROSTATE 🍑 So all 💯 you 😀😊 SIMPs 😍 better ❗ gather round 🔁 and pay 💳 ur 😨 respects to this 🍆 HUNG 🐴 TROJAN STALLION And remember 🤔 to thank 🤗🤔 Johnny 👦😃 COCKran for 🎅 his 👋 great 😁 SERVICING 👅 of the legendary Bill 💵 May 🤷 you 👉🏻👈🏻 RIP 💥 king 👑💦 We 😺 will 🐼 honor Ur 😏😏 passing 💯 by 🔥😈 always 💯 GLOVING up 👤 our 🙂 great SCHLONGS🍆 
      Hey ‼️ YOU 🫵 ISOTONER 🧤 MOANers 🫦! HOE. J. SIMP 🥺👉👈 SLUTS 👄 has sucCUMbed 💦 to cancer ♋ in his prostATE 🍑. Time ⌛ RAN OUT on this running BACK 🔙 SHOT 🥃. GRAB ur footBALLS 🦶🍒 and celebrate 🎉🎊🎉 that the JUICE 🧃💦 is just a mem-WHORE-y 💭 now. May he REST ⚰️ IN PISS 🚽. One of the greatest 🏆 TROJANS ☔ and Bills 🧾, he took a STAB 🔪 at ACTING 🎭, reality tv 📺, robbery 🚨, and of course NICOLE 👼🏼 and RON 👼🏻. Remember to thank 🙏 Johnny COCK 🍆 ran for his WERK 🫨 making sure O.J. 🍊🧃 GOT OFF 🫦💦. He really said no GLOVE no LOVE 💓 and no GLOVES 🧤 no MURDER 🩸. SATAN 😈 is HARD 🍆🥒🌽 at work 💪💪 making HOE 🕳️ JAY PIMP 🕺 SON a place in HELL 🔥. So HOT ♨️🌡️ and SWEATY 🥵🥵. SPREAD 👐 those LEGS 💃💃 and CHEEKS 🍑 &&& send 📨 this to 3️⃣2️⃣ SKANKS 👁️👅👁️ you want to MURDER 💀 your PUSSY 😺. Get 5️⃣ to CUM 🙀 back and you'll have a MOAN 👄 day Night 🌃 Football 🏈 TONITE. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & u will have it own NAKED 🚫👖👗🚫 GUN 🔫 THREESUM 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩. Get 6️⃣9️⃣ back and your PUSSY will HERTZ 🚗🩹 from all ur CUMMIES 🫦👄💦💦💦💦. If u get 0️⃣ that's 2 ✌️ BAD SO SAD😥 bc u will be stuck PLAYING ☝️ with ur own golfclub 🏌️and HOLE ⛳ in a NONSTOP 🌀 BRONCO 🐎 instead of a TOURNAMENT 😮‍💨 of SEX 👉👌👉👌 in CHICAGO 🏙️. 
      BJ 🍆😉💦 SIMPson 🚺🛐🙏 is DEAD ☠️😵 at seventy SUCK 7️⃣6️⃣🥤after his battle with CUNTcer ♋️🤢⁉️ PIMPson 👙🫦 was a footBALLS 🍒 star ⭐️ 🤩 before he MURDERED 🔪🩸NICOLE’S PUSSY 👄💦💦 (allegedly 🤫) Now it’s HOT 💃❤️‍🔥🥵 and SWEATY💧😅 where he is 👹🔥 May he REST IN PISS 💦💦💦🪦💔 
      🔥Fire up🔥 those BroncHOES🐎🚗🚓 for one last ride you 🏈gridiron🏈 girlies💃🏾💃🏻, after years of edging😮😯😲, the cancer kept growing📈 and growing📈📈 inside his 🍑 and OJ SIMPson has 🫨🫨🫨sucCUMMED🤯💦💦💦💦. The man👨🏾 that 🚿showered🚿 that 🦬BuffaHOE Johnny 🐓COCKran🍆🍆 with millions of 💰Bill$💵💵 is finally 🥵GETTING LAID🥵 to rest. Lets 🫡honor🫡 this 👉🏻👌🏻U-SEX-C legend by strapping on your 🌯🌯Trojans🐴🍆 and get 🍆penetrated🍑💥🤯 for 2000 yards📏📏😳 and let that 🍹juice🍹 🏃🏾‍♂️run🏃🏾‍♂️ loose💧💦🌊 all over their back🍑field for 14 weeks. Send this to 3️⃣2️⃣ guys with the helmets🪖🍆😣 so big the glove 🙅🏾‍♂️won't❌ fit. If you get uh oh you fumbled!  You'll never get 🤕CTEaten🍑 out again. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you, he'll split the defense and 🎯🎯hit the hole 💥💥so hard it Hertz🏎️🏎️. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back, you'll be🪢 tangled in a 3 way👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 to die 🔪💀💀⚰️for with your ex-wife and best friend 
      O.J. Simpson 🌟, ex-NFL icon 🏈 and actor 🎥, has died ⚰💀🤯. Known for his sports prowess 🏆 and notorious trial ⚖️, his life was a public spectacle 📺🙎🏿‍♂️. Simpson leaves behind a legacy of fame😎, controversy😏, and debate 💬🤔. 

      Solar Eclipse

        📱 📞Calling 📱 📲all 💯🌥✨sky-thots 💁💦 and astronymphies♈️😩: it's the eclipse! 🌒🌑🌕Shake 👠your 💃🏻 e-hips 💃🏻 for 👨‍👧Daddy 🌚Moon 💯bc he's 🔜getting🔛🔝 of 🌝Mr. Sun 🌝and he wants 💁you 💁to 👀 watch ⌚️. Don't ❌🚫 look 👀away‼️‼️➡️➡️, it's been 7️⃣ years for 🌚 Daddy Moon 🌚😩and 😩he's💦 not 👏🏻 going 💦to 👏🏻 last 💦 long 👏🏻. Look 🆙 and go➡️down ⬇️ for 🌜kinky🌛👨🏻‍✈️Daddy 🌚Moon 🌚 and 👀watch 👀him totally 💯cover💦😩 🌞Mr. Sun 🌞💦 😩💦 
        📞Listen👏🏻 🆙👆🏻 you 💫cosmic♋️, crescent🌙 CUNTS💁 and 👙slutty, 🤑SKANKY 🪩🌟STARGLAZERS:✨ today📅 is the 💯Great 💘NorTHROBBING😩 AmeriCUM💧 SOL🅰️R🌞🌛ECLIPSE‼️‼️ That’s right🚨, 🌚DADDY MOON🌚 is 🙇‍♂️RUBBING🦵🏻🫦 his 👣voluptuous🎂🎂 ASS 👉🏻RIGHT UP🧎 against his 🌝STEP SUN🌝👨‍👦, and he 🌚wants you💋 to 👀WATCH‼️ The path👨‍🦯 of the 🌓eclipse🌛 is ♨️LONG🪈🔥 and ❤️‍🔥HARD😱, and 🎅🏻Daddy Moon🌒 is DRAGGING his 🖤shadowy🖤 COCK🍆🐉 across🌔 the faces🤤☄️ of many cities🌃… from 😉DuranGOO🥛, Mexico🇲🇽, to 😏Fort GIRTH🌭, Texas🇺🇸… from 😳CLEVAGE🍒, Ohio, to 🥵BUTTSWALLOW🍑👅, New York… from 🤫VIAGARA Falls💉🌊 to 🥴BONERvista🪄, Canada🇨🇦, and 🫡beyond❗️ Butt🍩 with eclipse 🕶️😼glASSES🍅👓 the 🥥HOLE🕳️ CUNTinent🌎🙆‍♂️ gets to🌚 be 🙊🛐MOONED‼️❗️ As the 🌅Sun gets 🌤️🎣COCKBLOCKED🌥️ these 🌕🌕FULL MOONS😍👅 are 🌎🌋CUMMIN OUT💕💦💥❕Be sure🌘 to 🔭LOOK 🆙⏫ as you 🦃GOBBLE 🧠DOWN🙇🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️ on 🌌CELESTIAL💄 CUNT🍽️🍪‼️ Open🫶 your 🕳️CRATERS🕳️ wide for 2️⃣ FAT💗 ROCKETS’🚀 🌛MOON PIES💦🥮🫃❗️❗️ Lick😝 those 🌬️☔️DRIBBLING 🌡️😉e-TIPS🍡 clean🕺🏻 because it’s 🌘been 7️⃣ years🎑 for 😈D🅰️DDY MOON🌖 so he’s not👎🏻 gonna last long…😰🍆💦 ⌛️QUICKIES🤠💨 ONLY‼️❕ Send📬 this to 7️⃣ of your👏🏻 most 🌙lunar, 👉🏻👌🏻lewd🤭, and 😘lascivious 😼LUSTBAGS🤤🍆🍌🥵❕‼️ Get all 7️⃣🔙 or 🌚Daddy Moon👺 won’t ♾️EVER⛔️ 🫣ECLIPSE🙈 your 🚰CRATERS ⏰🤯 AGAIN❕❗️ 
        ‼️🔆ATTENTION 💯 ALL 💯😍 SKY SLUTS ❗️❗️🔆 You 💯 know 🤔💭 what day 🌝🕑 it 🍆 is! It’s 🌚🌝🌞🌟SEXY SOLAR ECLIPSE DAY! 🌟🥳🥳🏖 Its 🔥 been 7️⃣ ❗✨ LONG HARD 💦years 🕛📅 since the 🌞🌞Sun and 🌚🌚Moon 🤪linked 🤪it 🤪up to 💦 lock 🔒 it 🍝💯 in, so get your beach chair 🪑and your 🩻🕶️ISO 12312-2 rated glasses 🕶 and get 👽👉 ready 👀 to ✌♂ watch ♀👀 the 🌙MOON🌙 on TOP 💫of the 😜 SUN 😩 in 🙌💦 a 💦💫Stellar Sexy 💫🔞 Show! 👀🎥 At ⏰⏰2:06 👁️EST ⌚ the 💞🌛MOON🌜will 😛 start sliding 🐍 her 🍆👸 LUNAR LABIA over 🔝 the ⌛🔑 SUN’S 😩 HOT 🔥 SOLAR RAYS🌞. At ⏰⏰3:19 the 💰 SUN ☀ will 🤔🤤 EXPLODE 💥💥 in 👏 an 😮 Epic 💯 CLiMAX, 🤤 💦💦COVERING the 🌑🌑moon 🌛🌜 completely!! Send this 💯👉 to 5 🍆 of 😢 your best👩‍🚀🧑‍🚀👨‍🚀HORNY 💕 ASTROTHOTS or you get 😛🌾 stuck😩😩 at 99% totality😭😭!! 
        🗣️CALLING🗣️ ALL ‼️SOLAR SLUTS‼️ It’s HOLE-LAR ECLIPSE DAY😫😍🍆💦‼️ 🔜 DADDY MOON🌚 is getting🔛🔝 of MR. SUN 🌞 & he wants YOU😳 to WATCH⌚️‼️ …but better RUSH⚡️on over🏃‍♀️💨 … it’s been 7️⃣ YEARS 📆 for DADDY MOON🌚 and he WONT🙅‍♂️ last long🍆😜‼️ So let’s GET DOWNN😜⏬️ to the path of HOE-tality🍑 & watch DADDY MOON🌚 totally COVER💦💦💦 Mr. SUN🌞 Just don’t🙅‍♂️ look👀 DIRECTLY at those 2️⃣ BIG😱 BALLS🍒 in the sky☁️… or else MR. SUN will FUCKK😫🍆💦 UP your eyes‼️ Send this to 🔟 LUNAR THOTTIES😜😜 Get 🔟 back 📲 and you’re a real SOLAR SLUT😍🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back 📲 and you’ll be seeing someone’s FULL MOON🍑😜 tonight😂😍‼️ get NONE0️⃣🙅‍♂️ back 📲 and 🫵🏻YOU’RE🫵🏻🙊 not🙅‍♀️ getting TOP🥺 until 2️⃣0️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ 👴🏻📆😖‼️ 
        ✨WHATS UP MY CELESTIAL CUMSLUTS 💯 ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEXIII SOLAR ☀️ ECLITS?? 🌒 AT 12:50 🕘 THE SUN 🌝 💦 AND THE MOON 🌚 WILL BE TAG TEAMING 🏷️ IN THE SKY 🌌 MAKE SURE YOU WEAR PROTECTION 😎 BC WE ABOUT TO ⚫️ BLACK OUT 😜 LETS WITNESS THE 💫 COSMIC CLIMAX OF THE CENTURY 😩✨
        
        Send this 👀👇to 24 LUNAtics🌛 OR UR🔪💣💥💥DURING THE ECLIT UR PHONE WILL EXPLODE 🌒‼️
        hey ASStronomists 🧑‍🚀🚀 it’s the GREAT AMERICAN FUCKCLIPSE 🇺🇸🫡😏 where the MOONS ASS 🌚🌝 gets so PHAT 🍑 it blocks the entire SUN 🌞😳 this is the LAST TIME ⏰👆 until TWENTY TWENTY WHORE 2️⃣0️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ so don’t let the CESEXTIAL BODIES ⭐️🌙 let their hard work 😩😍 go to waste 🙅 the NATIONAL AEROTHOTICS 💨 AND SLUT ADMINISTRATION 🪐🔭 encourages you 🫵 to look out for ALIEN DICK 👽🍆 during this CLOSE ENCOUNTER 👅 so put on your SPECIAL GLASSES 🕶️🔎 to see HOW MUCH 📏 👀 ET IS PACKING! 🤭🙊 Send this 📫 to your 5️⃣ THIRSTIEST STARGAZERS 🤤💫 to make this 🙏 the DIRTIEST ECLIPSE YET 🌕😧🥳🌑 
        PSA🚨🚨🚨 do NOT 🚫🙅look 👀at the eclipse 🌚🌝UNLESS you've been building up your SUN IMMUNITY💪💪 🌞like me by staring DIRECTLY 👆at the SUN 💥for a little bit EVERY DAY📆 
        The 👏 Moon 🌙 isn't so 💯 great? 👍 Are 🔢 you 👈 kidding 👶 me? 😭 When 🍑 was 👏 the 👏 last 😍 time 🕐 you 👈 saw 👀 an 👹 astronomical object with 👏 such 😳 an 👹 ability 👉 and 👏 movement 🙌 within the 👏 celestial plane? The 👏 Moon 🌙 puts 😍 the 👏 eclipse game 🎮 to 💦 another 🔄 level, 💯 and 👏 we 👥 will 👏 be 🐝 blessed 🙏 if 👏 we 👥 ever 😠 see 👀 a 👌 planet 📈 with 👏 its 🙅 skill and 👏 passion 😆 for 🍆 moving 🚚 in 👏 front 🔝 of 💦 things 🕑 again. 😬 The 👏 Sun 🌞 breaks 😏 records. Earth 🌎 breaks 😏 records. The 👏 Moon 🌙 breaks 😏 the 👏 rules. 🚷 You 👈 can 💦 keep 👌 your 👏 statistics. I 👁 prefer the 👏 magic. 🎩 
        ⚠🚫Any kind of Glasses which do NOT block Infrared Radiation also over a wide Range below visible Light should NOT be used. ✔Tested Filters and Glasses only. =(🎇-🎇)=^ ⚠NO🚫 welding Glass, (Exception see below mentioned for Type #"14" Filter Grades which are safe according to NASA also) ⚠NO🚫lowdensity wideband photometric Filters. 🌞🔖🔆 🎇🎇 Solar viewing Glasses usually have an approval Marking and therefor have specially designed metallized Foils of very high Coating Density to block enough visible Light as well as almost 100%♨ Infrared Light (which would otherwise 🔥burn your eyes even with unapproved Glasses on). ⚠🚫Standard Rescue Covering Foil is also NOT recommended (bc of low Density). ⚠🚫Normal Sunglasses are also NOT thought for looking directly into the Sun. Now I wish a safe Eclipse Viewing
        So during the ☀️solar eclipse🌚🌒 me 👸🏽and daddy🍆💦💦💦were 😎watching😎 and I kept rubbing my 👸🏽princess parts 🍑💦against his leg and it turned 🍆daddy's peepee💦 on and he was 😡angry😡 that I used my 😽puss puss😻 to seduce him during the eclipse🌚🌝So he swiftly 💨kicked me 🙅🏽in the face 🙇🏽‍♀️with his steel toe boot👢 and said if I did it again I would get in real trouble😱😱😱😱😱😱I did it again😈 just to see if he meant it and then😨😰 HE GOT REALLY 😡MAD😡. He went inside and grabbed a roll of duct tape and taped my eyes 👀open. He then made me stare 👁at the sun 🌞for 5 hours and by then my 🍳eyes 🔥👀🔥were like crunchy 🍤little fried shrimp🍤. Now I'm blind 🤷🏽‍♀️😎but I learned my ❌lesson ❌never to rub my 🍑coochie 🍑against 🍆🍆daddy's poopie🍆🍆Later on 💖daddy 💖gave me his sweet 💕cummies 💕and I got to lick them off the ground, don't tell 🤴🏿daddy 🤴🏿but after I 👄lick👅them up I spit them into a jar I keep under my 🛏 so one day when we're 🤵🏿married👰🏽we can bump 🍆💦🍑cooters on top of the 💧puddle💧 

        April Fool’s

          😱 UH OH! 🚫 today is APRIL 🗓️ THIRST 💦 and you 🫵 know 🧠 what that MEANS 😍👅 With April 🗓️ flowers 🌹🌻 CUM 💦💦 May 🗓️ SHOWERS 🧖‍♀️🚿 It's time ⏰ to SPANK 🍑👋 and PRANK 🥸 all those NAUGHTY 👿 HOES 💁‍♀️ that you've been APRIL 🗓️ FOOLING 💦👉👌 AROUND 🔄 with 😏😜 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your THICCest 🍑🧋 TRICKSTERS 🪄 to celebrate 🥳🎉 If you don't get 5️⃣ back then DADDY 😎💪 will POKE 🪡 holes 🕳️ in his CONDOMS 🍆 as a PRANK!! ⁉️🤡
          😩 It's April first! 😩That means it's April fools 😝 and it's time to 😜 FOOL 🍆 around!!!!💦👅 April SHOWERS 💦💦💦 bring May flowers!!!🌺🌸🌼🌷😩😈 TRICK bæ into 👉👌 and you'll have a wHOLE YEAR of 🙌🙌GOOD LUCK 🙌🙌 😵💦👅🍆 IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AND NO TRICKS 🍆💦👌👈 for 10 YEARS 😩😩😷 SEND to YOUR 10 😈😈 SLUTTIEST 😩😩friends and you'll 😵 SPRING into a SEASON of 😵💦😈👄Pleasure 🍆👌💦😩😈
          HELP‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️ there is a BAD 😡 BAD 😡 man inside my house 😱😱 he says hes gonna 🔪🔫 MURDER💀 😖 this PUSSY ‼️‼️ i need your help 🚔🚨 ASAP, he says 🗣 When he’s done ✔️ with me 😵he’s CUMMING 💦💦 for YOU 👁 next ⏩‼️ im warning 🚨 you to protect 🙅🏻👮 that CUCA 👀 at all costs 💰 You can call ☎️📞 the PO PO 👮🚔 but they ain’t ❌ gon believe you Becuz 😪🤕 it’s APRIL FOOLS BITCH‼️ 😂😂😂😂😂 i tricked 👻😎 yo dumb ass HAHAHA 😜‼️ Send📲 this to 1️⃣5️⃣ bitches 👯 you KNOW 😎 can’t be FOOLED 👻😜 if you don’t ❌ get at least 🔟 back ⏪ yo pussy🙀will NEVA❌ be murdered 🔫🔪
          😱UH OH!😖 today is APRIL 🥇THIRST🥇and you know what that MEANS😡😡😡 With April 🌹🌷flowers🌺🌸 💦CUM💦 May SHOWERS ☔🛀It's time to SPANK🍑👋 and PRANK😜🤫🤭 all those NAUGHTY HOES🥴🥵😫 that you've been 😉🔝APRIL FOOLING AROUND with 🙌 Send this to 🔟 of your 🍑THICCest🍑 TRICKSTERS🤡🤡 to celebrate🎉🎂 If you don't get 5️⃣ back then DADDY😈 will 📌📌POKE👉👌 holes in his CONDOMS🍌🤤 as a 🤣🤣PRANK!!😂🤰👨‍👩‍👦
          Hey...👋 im pregenante....😣😲 and ur gonna be a daddy! 👪🤰 i got a bun in the oven 🍞💗👣 it's on its way 😆👆 congrats on being a daddy🎉🎊wait...👀 thats right! 😏  my daddy! 👅💯 Ha ha! 😂 April fools 😂🤔 you're only a daddy for me 👅😇
          FUCK APRIL FOOLS🖕🏾😤🖕🏾Its GAYpril FOOLS 😩👊🏾 Suc Nigga Meat & If a Hater Say🗣 "Bruh U gay😭😑" Say Chill✋🏾😒 Its Jus A Prank Bro😩🍆🎭💯
          Hey girl👋😐, I just got a ☎️ call 🤙🫤 from the 🚧 DPW 🚧!!! They 👷‍♂️ said your 🐈 PUSSY is 😿 TRASH 🗑️🤢 and needs 🧐☝️ to be kicked 🥾 to the CURB 😬 where it belongs 😱🚮😖👏!!!!!!!! GOTCHA 🤭 It's 🎉 April Fools Day 🤪🤠!!!! 😆 The TRUTH 👩🏻‍⚖️ is you've got the 🔥 🔥 🔥 hottest 🥵 WAP 🌊🍑😻 in town💃🏙️ and there's 🙅 NO 🚫 use lyin' 🤷‍♀️ cause EVERYONE 👪 knows 💡🧠!!! 💌 Send 💌 this to a 😏 SEXY 😍 shorty 💘 to let them know 😮 they're someone you'd like 😄 to 😏 FOOL 😜😘 around 👉👌💦 with ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥!!!!!!
          🤡HONK🚘🎺HONK🤡you🫵🍆FUCKABLE🥵🤹‍♀️FARCEURS🎭🍑JUICY🧃JOKERS🤡and 🍆DICKRIDING💦🫅DANDIES🎩 🌼👀check✅your🫵🪑SEATS🍑for💨WHOOPIE🎺🎈CUSHOINS🛏️and the☝️☀️SKY☁️for💦💛SHOWERS☔😉cuz it's👇🌷APRIL🌦️🤣FOOLS🃏DAY🗓️🥇and PULLING🍆👊😫🪣PRANKS🎈😮‍💨is the✒️NAME📝of the🎰GAME😘it's🕕TIME🕘to 🍆LOAD💦up☝️your🫵FRIEND'S👬🏳️‍🌈❓🤔face☺️with🍦CREAM💦😫and offer💰them a 🥒STICK🍆that will give🫴 them👉🧍‍♂️a 🌩️SHOCK⚡😳get♠️SUITED👔up☝️you🍡JIGGLING🎪JESTER🃏and let me😳👈⏰JINGLE🔔your🫵 🛎️BELLS🃏and🤹‍♂️JUGGLE🤹‍♀️your🫵🍒BALLS⚾ 📤SEND✉️📬this 📮POST✍️ to✌️3️⃣THIRTY0️⃣of your🫵 🥵THIRSTIEST💦🤡THESPIANS🎭or🫵YOU😡will be the 🍑BUTT😫of the 🃏JOKE🤣 
          Hiiii 👋😍😇 it's April ☺️✨️ Tools 🔨🔩😉 Day, 🌄📅🔞 April 😊✨️ Secunt. 🥈🍩😳 Twoday 👯‍♀️⏰️ I 🥺🤭😋 becum 😫🥴 your 🫵🥰🎁 tool 🔧⛓️🥺 to make 🏗️⚙️ you 🫵🥰👑 April ☺️✨️ shower. 🚰💦🥵 Remember ⚠️🧠🔐 to handle 🫴😫👌 with care 🤗💞 so your 🫵🥰🎁 tool 🔧⛓️🥺 doesn't 🚫🙅‍♀️ wear 🫠😵‍💫👙 out 😵💫😴 and lasts 🕙🤩❤️‍🔥 a long 😋📏😲 time! ⏳️😘🔂 
          Hey...👋 im pregenante....😣😲 and ur gonna be a daddy! 👪🤰 i got a bun in the oven 🍞💗👣 it's on its way 😆👆 congrats on being a daddy🎉🎊wait...👀 thats right! 😏  my daddy! 👅💯 Ha ha! 😂 April fools 😂🤔 you're only a daddy for me 👅😇 
          I'm PREGNANT ➕ 😱 and the baby 🚼 is yours! 😍 You're gonna be a daddy💖 👪 now ✨Hehe 😆 Did I scare 👻 you? 😈 April 💐 fools! I tricked 😋 you daddy 😘 💕Send 📲 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🍆💦 friends or youll have a pregnancy 🤰 scare 😨 this year 📅 

          Happy Easter

            HEY ALL U HOLY WHORES!! 🕳 😇👼!!! This week is 🎉🎉Easter 🥚 🪺 🙏!! You know what that means? 🤔 It’s time to HOP 🐇 over to Daddy Jesus hut 🛖so he can FUCK😫💦 u like a rabbit 🐇  before he feeds you that good dick 🍆 🍆 at the LAST SUPPER! 🍽 🍽 🍽 😙😛“This is my dick,🍆 which will be given up for you.”🔪 🍴 🔪 😮 😲 😋 😋 But Jesus isn’t the only one getting nailed 🔨 cum Friday.😏 😮 😮 😉 😉 On Saturday, Jesus will GET LAID 🛌 ↔️under that ROCK HARD  tomb🪨 🪦 . Cum Easter Sunday, Daddy Jesus going to bust his rocks 🪨 so hard in his grave 🪦 💦 💦 , that he’ll be CUMMING 🥛🍆💦back from the dead💀 so he can fuck you again!! 🤪🤭🙏 After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️🙏!!!  💤 😴 Don’t forget to wear your sluttiest outfit 😮 😂 to show off that pair of EASTER EGGS 👚 👗 🥫🥫✊ 🎈. Time for Easter Brunch! 🥘 🍽  But first, Daddy Jesus wants a 3️⃣SUM with you and the EASTER BUNNY!!! 😩🍆🍑💦 🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! Search in every HOLE,😘😩 CRACK, 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇: getting that 🏵🌸🌺PRETTY FLOWER BUD PUSSY 🪷 🍑🍣🌮 RODE BY Jesus on his camel 🐪 🐪 🐪 into the Easter sunset! ☀️ 🌅 🌅 Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! 🤢If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET 🧺. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN BOTH RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLES🕳 🕳 TONIGHT!!!!
            🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 😩💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN😩 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦CUM💦 OF CHRIST✝️ Get 5️⃣ back & you'll get nailed 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight✝️💦 Get 🔟 back & you'll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS😩🙏🏽💦
            Happy EASTER you 🏻🍆 HOLY 👕👕 FUCKING 👌 WHORE! At long 🕗 last ♿ the 🔍😎 day 🕐 has 👏 FINALLY come 💦 when 🍑⏱ our LORD AND 👀💯 SAVIOR JESUS 🙏🙏 THE SLUTTIEST CHRIST is 💦 resurrected ✌✌ from 👉😂 his dead, 💀 DIRTY 👺🛁 ASS 💦 CROSS so 👀✌ he can 😡 69 💯 with 👏 GODDESS 🖼🌟 MOTHER MUFF CUMSUCKER in 👌👌 the 👏 SKY! That’s 👤🗳 right, it’s 🏿 time for 💘 an 😍 ORAL 👄👄 OLYMPICS up in ♂ heaven ✔✔ to 👏💦 CELEBRATE the most SPANKABLE HOLIDAY in ⤵💦 all 😎🤞 of JESUSLAND So 🏻🥛 put 👏 on 🔛🔛 your thongs and your 📥😍 BEGGAR’S SKIRT 💃💃 and 👏 go find 🔍 a 👌👌 ROTTEN WHEAT BUN to EAT 👅😏 because only 💯🔥 SLUTS 👠 get RAISED FROM 👉💰 THE 👉 DEAD ☠☠ like 👏🍑 THAT. 😐 If 💵✈ you 💨☝ don’t, JESUS 🙀🙏 IN 👏🔽 HIS TRUSS will 😘 be 🐝😠 left 🍒 HIGH 👑 AND 🌬👏 DRY 💦🏜 without 🚫 any 👏 HOT 🔥🔥 LOINS to 💯💦 LICK!! 👅 So 💯👏 send 📬 this 👈⬇ to 👏 ALL 🅱🅱 of 🔴 your favorite 📺 HOLY DINGLEBERRIES 
            Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy Bunnys 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅 Today 🗓 is EASTER 🐰🥚 and its time 🕕🕘 to HOP🏃‍♂️over to DADDY’s 😍⛪️CHURCH😛✝️😌🙏 get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ Did u kno 🧠🧐🤔😉😼 2023 Yrs ago 🗓🔙 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 DIED💀😵😭 and it took him 2️⃣ Hole 🕳 DAYS 📆📆 to respawn… ⏱ (Stupid lag) 🙄😒 BUT then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Now his 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🛐🙊 aka the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year and U know what bunnys do best… 😏🥚🍑👶👶👶👶 He gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳😫 
            
            Send this 💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯‍♀️ Baddest Bunnies🐰😈 If u get 🔟 back ur gettin ur 🍬 candy 🍭licked 👅😉🤤💦 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and u wont get a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅‍♀️ at that BUNNY D 🐇🍆❌😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔
            Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️‍🌈🤤👁️🍳😫 

            Don’t forget to send this weird fact about the Easter Bunny too!

            Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️‍🌈🤤👁️🍳😫
            🐰🍬🍭HOP HOP 🐰🍬🍭It’s EASTER ❕❕💐🐣🌷🐥🌻🌼☀️🐤 and YOU have been 👉👉poked👈👈 by the 💕🆒🐰EASTER BUNNY 🐰🆒💕 send 📱📬📩 this message to 🔟 people YOU love💗💛❤️💙💚💜 or get 🔟 carrots stuck up YOUR ass 🙈🚫🔪💣🔫 at MIDNIGHT ‼️‼️🙇🕛💯👌
            Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES 👯its Easter 📅🍭🍫and you 👉🏻know what that means. 👅👄💦💦💦Big 🐇bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks 🐥🐥some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 DICK 🍆💦👅Jesus 👳🏾died 🙅🏻❌for a whole 💝life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter 🥚🥚🥚Daddy👱🏻 only CUMS 😫🍆once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➡️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples 💒to get bunny 🐇CUMMIES 💦💦💦for your Easter 🍫🐥🐰and have daddy 👱🏻🐇put his white😏❕ chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍦into one1️⃣ of your👉🏻 eggs. If you get ❌🚫none❌🙅🏻🤦🏻‍♀️ back you’re 👉🏻a stillborn🚼❎ egg 🥚🍳(prude) 👼🏻😒😒if you get five 5️⃣back you’re 👉🏻daddies 🐇peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you’re a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE 😏👯if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you’re daddies🕺🏼 CARROT 🥕🥕💦💦CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰
            HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉Easter!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK🍆🍆😍😍 because jesus is CUMMING😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE😘😩 CRACK 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇 getting that 🏵🌸🌺PASTEL PUSSY🍑🍣🌮 RODE 🏇🏇🏇 into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLE TONIGHT!!!!
            👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕Today is EASTER 🐇🐇 and 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏🏽⚡️😉 it's time to let that 👶🏽baby making👶🏽 spring 🌧 rain drizzle 💦💦😳😜 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest💋 spring hoes👠💄 to get something 💥special💥 in your 🍑buttercup🌼🌼 if you get 5️⃣ or less back 😅 the Easter bunny is skipping your egg 😭😖 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a rascally rabbit 😈😳😈 and if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ you're a BAD 😏😜 BUNNY 🐰💦🍆😩 
            Happy EASTER🎉🎉 you snow 🐰🐰🐰BUNNY hoes! It’s time to HOP🏃‍♂️ over to DADDY’s ⛪️CHURCH so he can fuck😩😩 u like a RABBIT. Be sure to ride that COCK🍆🍆 until your EASTER BASKET is full of EGGS🥚🥚🥚 and DADDIES CUMMIES💦💦❤️. After that u better BUNNY hop your way to GOD’s🙌 house so the PASTOR😁🤵 can tell u to get on your KNEES until you’re FORGIVEN in the EYES👀👀 of the LORD✝️✝️✝️✝️. JESUS👼 is CUMMING🍆🍑🍆🍍🍑 back today so you best be sure to send this to 5️⃣ of your best EASTER BUNNY HOES🐰🐰🐰. If u get 5️⃣ back the LORD isn’t the only thing that’s RISEN🍆🍆🍆 today. If you get 🔟 back you’re a LOADED💦💦 EASTER BASKET🛍🛍. If you get 0️⃣ back you’re a ROTTEN EGG🥚 who’s getting NO CUMMIES🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ this EASTER😭😭 
            it's 😛 EASTER BITCH🐰🐰 when our homie 👬JESUS 🙏🏼 got turnt up 🍷🍷 from the 😜😜motherFUCKING GRAVE☠⚰ and the EASTER BUNNY😮🐰 gives US 💯‼️ his GOLDEN💰💰 EGG 🍳 right in ⤴️ OUR LITTLE BASKETS 🍆💦 SEND TO 1️⃣5️⃣ to get YOUR EGGS🍳🍳 EATEN😆😛 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU 💯 are PETER RABBITS🐇🙌🏼 SLUT! 😜 GET 🔟 BACK AND JESUS 😇 WILL hunt for🔎 YOUR TASTY😛 TREAT💦😩 
            Hoppy Easter 🌸🎉🌷all you sexy bunnies 🐰🥕! Today the sun ☀️ is shining so pull those buns 🍑 out 👀 and let's give Jesus 👼⛪️ a reason to RISE ⬆️ again 🧟‍♂️. If we are good bunnies 🐇🙆‍♀️ then Jesus 🕴won't be the only thing getting NAILED 🔨🙌🙏 tonight. If we are REALLY good 🤤 then there will be a second ✌️ CUMMING 🌬💦. So let's break this bread 🍞🥖 and just remember to not put all our eggs 🥚🐣 in one basket 🧺. Send this to 10 other horny 🦄 Easter bunnies 🐰😩 for an eggcelent night 🌚🤞 
            It's that time again⏱Daddy Claus has been and gone🎅so all you cummy bunnies🐰👀and sexy chicks 🐥 better get egg-cited🥚for Easter to cum😩💦send this to 🔟other chocolate hunnies🍫👅or else you won't❌🚫be hop hop hopping🐇🐇on some Easter Dick😏🍆 
            Hey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 
            on that big bunny dick👉👌. but Easter ain't just about sexy rabbits👄👅🐇. it's about the 🙌🏽good lord🙌🏽 2️⃣. Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🏕🏕🏕 of the original 😩ZADDY😩 Jesus Damn Christ🔥🔥🔥😎. Homie JC was 😮😦trapped❌🚫 in a tomb with his big zaddy ERECTION🍆🍆🍆 for 3️⃣ whole days🆘🆘 without any bitches to fuck😞😞😞 and he still made it through😎😎. send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ 
            APOSTLES👬👬👬👬👬👬 who believe in the 💥💥power of zaddy Christ👼👼!!! get 1️⃣1️⃣ back and you can be the 🐇🐇🐇Easter bunny's sexy rope bitch😍😍😍. get 3️⃣ back and you'll get hot🔥 CUM💦💦 in your Easter eggs this year😏😏😏. get 0️⃣ back and you'll be trapped in a cave🆘 like Jesus without any bitches to fuck😞.
            watch out you dirty 💦 playboy 💦 bunnies 🐰🐰🐰 Just 1️⃣ week until EASTER 🐣🎀🎉 can't wait for that 👀 egg hunt👀??? Try 🗺searching 🗺 for THAT D 🍆🍆🍆 instead 💦😍😩 catch me 🐰HOPPIN🐰 on 🤵🏾daddy's 🤵🏾thick Easter COCK 🐰🍆💦 cus 👏🏾 I'm 👏🏾tired👏🏾 of 👏🏾flickin 👏🏾my 👏🏾own 👏🏾 jelly bean 🍭 🙈🙈💦😩I need daddy to put his Cadbury 🍼CREAM 🍼 all over my 🍳eggs 🍳 😉😏🎉🙈hope all my little 🐰playboy bunny 🐰sluts are ready for the 💦💦CUMMIEST💦💦 Easter ever‼️‼️💞💞 
            It is 🐣 Easter 😍 enjoy eating 👅 your 💯chocolates💯 but don't 🙅🏻‍♂️ forget to 🙏🏼 pray 🗣 to your lord 👑 and saviour ✝️jesus✝️ 
            🥚 Happy 🤪 Easter ✝️ chicks 🐣 and dicks 🍆💦 the hole-y day 🍳 has finally CUM 💦😩 the huge 🌚 hard rock 🌝 was thrust away ❤️‍🔥 the big furry fella 😳 snuck in the back door 🫣🤭 and hid his festive LOAD all over!! 🗿🪺⏲️ Today is all about RISING ⏏️🆙 getting on your knees 🛐😘 and putting your 💦 ewy gooey 🤩 all over some eggs 🥺😱😜 send this ✉️ to your favorite 😍 lil bunnies 🐰 to celebrate ASSTER 💩💨 if you get less than 5 🙁 back then Jesus died ☠️☦️ for your sins, 🌤️ but you’ll never CUM AGAIN 😲🥶 if you get less than 10 👎🏻🙊 back your sins are forgiven 👼😇 but you’ll never be ridden 🥴🐎 if you get 15 or more back 🥳🎉 you’ll get your Heavenly 🌄🌅 reward 💕👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 and everyBUNNY 🐇👯‍♀️ will want a piece 🤏 of your Easter bASSket 🧺👄 until God tells you 👴🏻 to CUM home 🏡🔙 
            And on the third 3️⃣day, Christ’s DICK 🍆had RISEN ⬆️. You might think🧠 it’s all over for a guy who got LAID to rest 💤 after he was WELL HUNG on a cross ✝️and then PENETRATED by a Roman 🏛️ soldier’s spear (letting everyone watch 👀 too, like an OG OnlyFans), but only his bud 🌹 PETER is denying 🚫 this guy: your Lord 👑 and Savior Jesus H. (the H stands for HUGE DICK 🍆🍆🍆) Christ! So happy Easter, you GROUPIES for His HOLEy 🕳️ Son! While heathens are 👉👌 FUCKING like rabbits 🐇with that Slutty Easter Bunny 🐰, you are GETTING ON YOUR KNEES 🧎‍♀️ready to RECEIVE the BODY of your King 🤴 of Kings (and the blood 🩸 too—must be code for CUM 💦). This ancient white ⚪️guy died so you could SIN: he wants you to put on your Sunday best BIRTHDAY SUIT 🕴️and visit him at his BIG, THICK, THROBBING house 🏠 (you can tell it’s his because there’s a big t ✝️ on it). He’ll have you SCREAMING 😱his NAME, SHOUTING PRAISE 😫, and he might even take you ROLLING🧻 IN THE AISLES. Don’t bring your spouse 💍: if he’s with you in the pew, you’ll realize how PUNY ⚛️ his peepee 🍆 is compared to the LONG SCHLONG 💦 of JESUS KONG 🦍. Unless that’s what y’all are into: then bring your partner so they can be CUCKED while you get SUCKED AND FUCKED by He who gets JERKED by the RIGHT HAND OF THE FATH…no, no incest in this emojipasta, that would be too much…ANYWAY, if you have been a bad he/she/they this Easter 🐰, you need to PROSTrATE 👨‍⚕️yourself on the altar, legs🦵 in the air, and let Jesus DEEP into YOUR SOUL. Remember, holy water 💦makes for GREAT LUBE🌊. If you’re shy, don’t worry, Jesus cums 💦 in EVERYONE. All the New Testament stuff after the GASPels 🫨 is him talking about LOVEMAKING ❤️❤️❤️, right? He’ll teach you how to SUBMIT YOURSELF to your LORD👑. If you’re a VIRGIN, you still will be after, even if you get pregnant 🤰—he literally wrote 📝 the book 📖 on that. And if you think that he won’t WANT YOU because he’s GAY 🏳️‍🌈, he’s actually PAN 🍳! And he’s 🌲 PINING to PORK 🐷🐖🥓 your brains out: fill ‘em with goo 💦, no matter who! After all, it’s Adam and Eve 👫 AND Adam and Steve👬. I saw that on an ad while I was trying to FLICK MY BEAN 🫘to a video 📼 of Jesus saying “HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD GIRL? YOU KNOW, I WASH WHORES’ FEET 👣.” Bet you didn’t know that your Holy Daddy had a foot 🦶fetish, huh? Even Jesus needs someone to delete his browser history so that the atheists don’t find out that he was ALWAYS on WIKIFEET 👠! So send this prayer to 5️⃣ friends and Christ will throw you across a table and have his way with you, like he did the moneylenders 💰💰💰in the Temple 🏛️. Send a missive ✉️ to the BIG MAN upstairs and prepare to get DOWN with the 😇 HOLY TRINITY🥉 : never too old to try a FOURWAY 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣. Whisper your confession to 6️⃣9️⃣ friends, and Jesus will bring you to a sex party 🎉🥳🎈🎁 of biblically accurate angels 👼🏻 who all have like 6️⃣ of everything, INCLUDING SIX 6️⃣ DICKS TO POUND ALL THE EVIL OUT OF YOUR HEART🫀. And after they’ve all CUM 💦 all over you, you can feel set free by the BABY 👶 BATTER BAPTISM 🌊 arranged by your SPIRITUAL PIMP, JESUS CHRIST. Have fun in heaven ☁️☀️☁️, Jeezy! Happy Easter! 
            HE😇 has🍆RISEN ⬆️‼️ Hoppy Easter 🐣 you 😩SEXY😩 bunnies 🐰 & 🐥chicks! It’s time to HOP🐇HOP🐇HOP🐇 and BOUNCE 🍑 your buns 🌭onto that ⤴️ RISING ✝️ JESUS🥖COCK💦 On this day, our lord 🙏🏻 & savior 🙌🏻🙌🏻 RAISED 👆🏻👆🏻THAT DICK 🍆🍆 so 👷🏻‍♀️HARD🫨 he MOVED 🪨 BOULDERS 🪨 just to CUM💦☔️ and save 🙏🏻 us all & open🤲🏻 the LEGS🦵🏼of 👼🏽☁️HEAVEN’s PUSSY!💦🐱💦 Jesus has 💦💦CUM💦 again & now that 😏SLUTTY🗿EASTER🐰🐇BUNNY🐇🐰 is 💦CUMMIN🤤 to 🫦nibble👅 on that 🍆🥕CARROT COCK🥕🍆 If you’re a 😏NAUGHTY😉 egg then ✝️JESUS😇 won’t be the only thing getting 🔨NAILED🔩 tonight. If you are 🫵🏼REALLY🤤🤤 good then there just might be a✌🏻SECOND✌🏻💦CUMMING💨💦!
             Send ➡️➡️this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 💦HORNIEST🔥 🙏🏻HOLY🙏🏻 HOES✝️ this resERECTION 🍆 day or you won’t 🙅🏽 get that 🤤SWEET😋SWEET🍬CANDY🍭COCK🍬 in your 🧺basket. Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be bLESSED 🙏🏻 with the 🙏🏻HOLY 💦 CUM 💦 of CHRIST✝️. Get 5️⃣ back & you’ll see some 🥚BIG EGGS🪺 in your rabbit 🕳️HOLE🍑 tonight 🕰️ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you’ll get 🥕CARROTS🥕 and 🍆COCK🍆 up your 🥵holey🙏🏻ASS🍑🍑 for the next 6️⃣9️⃣days‼️⚠️
            Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy Bunnys 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅 Today 🗓 is EASTER 🐰🥚 and its time 🕕🕘 to HOP🏃‍♂️over to DADDY’s 😍⛪️CHURCH😛✝️😌🙏 get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ Did u kno 🧠🧐🤔😉😼 2024 Yrs ago 🗓🔙 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 DIED💀😵😭 and it took him 2️⃣ Hole 🕳 DAYS 📆📆 to respawn… ⏱ Stupid lag 🙄😒 BUT then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Since then jesus’s 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🛐🙊 aka the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year and U know what bunnys do best… 😏🥚🍑👶👶👶👶 He gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳😫 Send this 💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯‍♀️ Baddest Bunnies🐰😈 If u get 🔟 back ur gettin ur 🍬 candy 🍭licked 👅😉🤤💦 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and u wont get a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅‍♀️ at that BUNNY D 🐇🍆❌😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔 

            Trans Day of Visibility and Easter

            🐰 HOPPY 🏳️‍⚧️TRANSGENDER 🗓DAY OF VISIBILITY 🔍👀 AND 🐣EASTER ✝️!! Today we celebrate 🥳 TWO 👯‍♂️ kinds of REBIRTH 🔃 and hunt 🔎👁for TWO 👯‍♂️ kinds of EGGS 🐣🥚🍳. Millennia ago, after being NAILED 🔨🍆 to a cross, ✝️Jesus🤴 WOKE 👀 and LEFT ⬅️ the tomb 🪨🪦 empty and gaping 🕳 . Kings 🤴, queens 👸, AND in-betweens 🫅, 🙏HE🤴✝️ IS RISEN 🍆💦 so put on some pastels 🏳️‍⚧️ and ➡️go💦🍆 fuck 👉👌like 🐰rabbits🐇🐇 Daddy Joe 🇺🇲👴is recognizing both👯‍♂️ of these beautiful✨️🌱 events 🗓today!! God 🌈loves💕 and protects all 🌈 in his flock 🐑 so go pound 🤛🍆 some 👦boy♂️ pussy 🐈😼 or suck 💦 some ♀️gock 👧🐓 in honor of ✝️Christ💒 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ Thots 👯‍♂️ if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back the Easter Bunny 🐰 will fill 🥧your hole 🕳 with fertile 💕🌱eggs 🥚 if you get 5️⃣ back you're getting 💦nailed 🔨 if you get 2️⃣ back your egg 🥚💕 still hasn't cracked 🐣🏳️‍⚧️ and if you don't️🚫 get any 0️⃣👎you're still CHASING 🏃‍♂️💨 rabbits 🐇 

            Good Friday

              Jesus🚶‍♂️🤩 is about to DIE😵☠️ for your sins😩😏 so get it out now, sweaty💦😇 It’s GOOD Friday📆✝️ bitches but you better be real👅 fuckin’😳 BAD😈 So get your hands wet💦🙏💦 with some🌊holy water🌊 grab on to His big👁 WOODen🌴✊ cross✝️ and suck 😛😫on some ❤️c🧡o💛l💚o💙r💜f❤️u🧡l💛 hard😟 Easter eggs🥚ω🥚 STRAP👡💆‍♂️ on your crown🤴👑 of hornys🐏😈 and give Peter🐰🌷 some good 🐇cottonTAIL🐇 Pontius Pilate🧝‍♂ is about 2️⃣ sentence YOU to 6 🕕 hours of NAILING🔨🔩 Judas🤫 will be Roman around your bedroom waiting👤 to STAB🔪you in the back with his big🐘 THROBBING🌚 peep🐣🍆 Put 🕳holes🕳 in MY hands🤲 and i'll put my hands🙌 in YOUR 👉🍩holes🍩 You better be FUCKIN’ ✝️ hung🍆👀 cuz it’s gonna take😯 you to your last breath😵💨 Send this💌 to your top 1️⃣0️⃣holiest HOES😇 or Jesus🏃‍♂️🧟‍♂️ won’t take you to his ⚰️tomb😉😜 this Easter🐰😲 
              ⬇️this good 📆friday😇😜 im going to be extra BAD 😎 jesus ⛪️✝️aint the only one☝️getting nailed tonight😩🔨😍 send ➡️this to 🔟 of ur baddest 😎😏jesus 👼🏽hoes if you get 3️⃣back youre getting crucified tonight✝😘, if you get 5️⃣ back ur getting whipped today😩😝, if you get 🔟 back ur ass 🍑is CUMMIN BACK💦🍆😜on Easter Sunday 🐣💐🍭✝🍬