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PAM BONDI FIRED copypasta

    🚨⛓️💋 OH FUCK‼️ PAM BONDAGE 👠🖇️📎 just got UNCUFFED ⛓️🙌🔓 from her freaky little power throne 🪑⚖️🏛️ and YEETED 🚪💥📦 out of office with prolapsed höle in tow 🫠🕳️💦 After one too many MOANS 😩📣🎤 while reviewing 👀 the Epstein files 📱💬🔥 MISS AttWHOREney 👩🏼‍⚖️🍑📜 was out here serving full DOJ DOMINATRIX ⛓️👠🖤, EDGING 🤏😵🍆 the whole damn country 🇺🇸💦 with threats 📣🗂️ and one long bureaucratic FISTING ✊📄💦 but now her reign of CNC is OVER ⏰❌🛏️ and the safeword? FIRED 🔥🗣️🚪 DOMMY MOMMY 👠😈💋 came in ready to BIND 🪢📜 the law ⚖️, GAG 🫦😶 the critics 🗞️👄, and MILK 🥛💦 every last drop 💧😩 of orange juice 😉💦🍊 from our daddy cuck Donald Hump 🍊👴🏻💦 but instead the bondage queen ⛓️🏛️🍑 got BENT 👠🍑 over the conference table 🪑📂 and HIT 💼💥 with that federal 😈👠 “IM GONNA CUM” backshot 🚪📦🍑 No more Epstein List blue balls 🔵⚾️ with those tight lips 😤👄📣 no more leather-gloved 😫🍑⚖️ power-stroking ✋🖤🍆 the Department of Just-ASS 👀🍑 tyrants 💢🔥📉 like it was her personal GOON cave 🕳️🍆💦 SEND THIS 💌📲 to 🔟 of your nastiest constitutional SLUTS 📜🍑💦 0️⃣ back = you’re getting GAGGED 😶‍🌫️🫦 and ghosted 👻📵 in chambers ⚖️😭 5️⃣ back = you’re a certified filibustHER💋🎤📣 🔟+ back = you’ll be MOANING 😩💦 NUTTING 🥜✨ and getting publicly CROSS-EXAMINED 🍆⚖️📜 all night long 🌙💦 in the bondage basement of HOEmocracy ⛓️🏛️🇺🇸 
    😳📺 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: 🍊 Trump just FIRED 🔥 Attorney General Pam Bondage 😩🪢💼 😱!!! Sources say the Oval 🏛️ looked like SUBPOENA🤭📜💋! LEWKS like she couldn’t HANDLE 🍆 the HARD EVIDENCE 🍌💦 piling up and now she’s left with a WET 💦 PLEA deal of unemployment! But don't worry, she can always EAT 🍽️ those DICKtators 🍆🥵 in the GOP 🌪️👅!! Send this to 10 of your lustiest legal SLUTS 🫦⚖️ in the next five 5️⃣ minutes ⏰ or you’ll be stuck with a NAUGHTY RULING 😮👩‍⚖️ in the COURT OF CUNT. Get five 5️⃣ back and you’re a CERTIFIED 🍑 SCOTUS SUCKER 🍆 get ten 🔟 back and you’ll be BENT OVER THE BENCH 😏 all NIGHT LONG 💦!
    😳📺 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: President 🍊 Donald “Pedo In Chief” Trump just FIRED 🔥 Attorney General Pam Bondage 😩🪢💼 from his administration 😱 Sources say the Oval 🕳️ Office 🏛️ looked like Fifty Shades of Subpoena 🤭📜💋 which is 5️⃣0️⃣ more than PAM BONDAGE ever served 🚨💄The Attorney General with more ➕  lip 👄🫦  gloss 💄  than legal 👮‍♂️  strategy 💄📋 bootlicking her 🏨  way ↕️  through the marble halls of justice 🧑‍⚖️👨‍⚖️  👅👠 tongue 😋  so far up the Cheeto-in-Chief’s spray-tanned posterior she 💁‍♀️  could taste 👅👅👅  the golf 🏌️‍♀️  course turf 🍊⛳the EPSTEIN FILES 🗃️  gathering dust bunnies 🐇  thicker than her coochie 🍑🤭👵 fumbling classified binders 🗑️🗑️🗑️  😱🗂️💥 more ➕  than Loopy Laura Loomer 🚽  fumbled with Trumps micro!! 👑🌸📂💨 Trumps tiny 🤌  fingers ✌️  were FLYING 🧑‍✈️  across Truth Social today and the golden 🌉  words 🔝🆘🆕  came harder 👷😓  than 🏨🏨🏨  Bimbo-ed Byron Noem 🍒😩✨ “YOU’RE FIRED!!” 📢🔥💥 #RIPBondage ⛓️‍💥🤭👹#PamBondage4EVA 👢 #ByeByeBootlicker!!!
    ‼️‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️ DIVA 💃⚠️ DOWN 👇😱

DADDY 👀😫Trump 🍊told ATT-WHORNE-NEY 👩‍⚖️🙅🏻‍♀️ GENERAL 🎖️🫡PAM BONDAGE ⛓️👹 “You're fired” ❌🚫since she couldn't STOP ✋ the Epstein Files 🗃️ from CUMMING 🙈💦out 🥵🥵 no more 😔🔙DEPARTMENT of INJUSTICE ⚖️😏for her

She started 👀👅her CAREER 💼💨by GETTING SOME 🤲🍆UNDER ⬇️THE TABLE 😉🤫 from Trump but now 🍑👈she'll SASHAY👯‍♀️🪩 AWAY from the 🤭💦HEAD-ERAL GOVERNMENT and go back to 🏃‍♂️🍊 FLOR-DICK-A  🐊

No MORE fighting 🤺🥊 to STOP ✋🛑VOTER FROTTAGE 🍆🍆 or YELLING 🗣️🤬at the HOUSE JUDICKIARY CUMMITTEE 💦 or [REDICKTED] ⬛️⬛️⬛️

Send this to 4️⃣7️⃣ of your CLOSEST 😝🕺 CUMSPIRATORS 😏

Get 0️⃣ back and YOUR 🫵🤫NAME IS GETTING LEAKED 🥵💧IN THE FILES🙊

Get 🔟 back or you’ll be SLAPPED👋 BY THE LONG DICK 🍆OF THE LAW ⚖️

Get 2️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a 🦅🫡PATRIODICK CUNTRYMAN 🇺🇸🐱

    April Fool’s

      😱 UH OH! 🚫 today is APRIL 🗓️ THIRST 💦 and you 🫵 know 🧠 what that MEANS 😍👅 With April 🗓️ flowers 🌹🌻 CUM 💦💦 May 🗓️ SHOWERS 🧖‍♀️🚿 It's time ⏰ to SPANK 🍑👋 and PRANK 🥸 all those NAUGHTY 👿 HOES 💁‍♀️ that you've been APRIL 🗓️ FOOLING 💦👉👌 AROUND 🔄 with 😏😜 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your THICCest 🍑🧋 TRICKSTERS 🪄 to celebrate 🥳🎉 If you don't get 5️⃣ back then DADDY 😎💪 will POKE 🪡 holes 🕳️ in his CONDOMS 🍆 as a PRANK!! ⁉️🤡
      😩 It's April first! 😩That means it's April fools 😝 and it's time to 😜 FOOL 🍆 around!!!!💦👅 April SHOWERS 💦💦💦 bring May flowers!!!🌺🌸🌼🌷😩😈 TRICK bæ into 👉👌 and you'll have a wHOLE YEAR of 🙌🙌GOOD LUCK 🙌🙌 😵💦👅🍆 IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AND NO TRICKS 🍆💦👌👈 for 10 YEARS 😩😩😷 SEND to YOUR 10 😈😈 SLUTTIEST 😩😩friends and you'll 😵 SPRING into a SEASON of 😵💦😈👄Pleasure 🍆👌💦😩😈
      HELP‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️ there is a BAD 😡 BAD 😡 man inside my house 😱😱 he says hes gonna 🔪🔫 MURDER💀 😖 this PUSSY ‼️‼️ i need your help 🚔🚨 ASAP, he says 🗣 When he’s done ✔️ with me 😵he’s CUMMING 💦💦 for YOU 👁 next ⏩‼️ im warning 🚨 you to protect 🙅🏻👮 that CUCA 👀 at all costs 💰 You can call ☎️📞 the PO PO 👮🚔 but they ain’t ❌ gon believe you Becuz 😪🤕 it’s APRIL FOOLS BITCH‼️ 😂😂😂😂😂 i tricked 👻😎 yo dumb ass HAHAHA 😜‼️ Send📲 this to 1️⃣5️⃣ bitches 👯 you KNOW 😎 can’t be FOOLED 👻😜 if you don’t ❌ get at least 🔟 back ⏪ yo pussy🙀will NEVA❌ be murdered 🔫🔪
      😱UH OH!😖 today is APRIL 🥇THIRST🥇and you know what that MEANS😡😡😡 With April 🌹🌷flowers🌺🌸 💦CUM💦 May SHOWERS ☔🛀It's time to SPANK🍑👋 and PRANK😜🤫🤭 all those NAUGHTY HOES🥴🥵😫 that you've been 😉🔝APRIL FOOLING AROUND with 🙌 Send this to 🔟 of your 🍑THICCest🍑 TRICKSTERS🤡🤡 to celebrate🎉🎂 If you don't get 5️⃣ back then DADDY😈 will 📌📌POKE👉👌 holes in his CONDOMS🍌🤤 as a 🤣🤣PRANK!!😂🤰👨‍👩‍👦
      Hey...👋 im pregenante....😣😲 and ur gonna be a daddy! 👪🤰 i got a bun in the oven 🍞💗👣 it's on its way 😆👆 congrats on being a daddy🎉🎊wait...👀 thats right! 😏  my daddy! 👅💯 Ha ha! 😂 April fools 😂🤔 you're only a daddy for me 👅😇
      FUCK APRIL FOOLS🖕🏾😤🖕🏾Its GAYpril FOOLS 😩👊🏾 Suc Nigga Meat & If a Hater Say🗣 "Bruh U gay😭😑" Say Chill✋🏾😒 Its Jus A Prank Bro😩🍆🎭💯
      Hey girl👋😐, I just got a ☎️ call 🤙🫤 from the 🚧 DPW 🚧!!! They 👷‍♂️ said your 🐈 PUSSY is 😿 TRASH 🗑️🤢 and needs 🧐☝️ to be kicked 🥾 to the CURB 😬 where it belongs 😱🚮😖👏!!!!!!!! GOTCHA 🤭 It's 🎉 April Fools Day 🤪🤠!!!! 😆 The TRUTH 👩🏻‍⚖️ is you've got the 🔥 🔥 🔥 hottest 🥵 WAP 🌊🍑😻 in town💃🏙️ and there's 🙅 NO 🚫 use lyin' 🤷‍♀️ cause EVERYONE 👪 knows 💡🧠!!! 💌 Send 💌 this to a 😏 SEXY 😍 shorty 💘 to let them know 😮 they're someone you'd like 😄 to 😏 FOOL 😜😘 around 👉👌💦 with ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥!!!!!!
      🤡HONK🚘🎺HONK🤡you🫵🍆FUCKABLE🥵🤹‍♀️FARCEURS🎭🍑JUICY🧃JOKERS🤡and 🍆DICKRIDING💦🫅DANDIES🎩 🌼👀check✅your🫵🪑SEATS🍑for💨WHOOPIE🎺🎈CUSHOINS🛏️and the☝️☀️SKY☁️for💦💛SHOWERS☔😉cuz it's👇🌷APRIL🌦️🤣FOOLS🃏DAY🗓️🥇and PULLING🍆👊😫🪣PRANKS🎈😮‍💨is the✒️NAME📝of the🎰GAME😘it's🕕TIME🕘to 🍆LOAD💦up☝️your🫵FRIEND'S👬🏳️‍🌈❓🤔face☺️with🍦CREAM💦😫and offer💰them a 🥒STICK🍆that will give🫴 them👉🧍‍♂️a 🌩️SHOCK⚡😳get♠️SUITED👔up☝️you🍡JIGGLING🎪JESTER🃏and let me😳👈⏰JINGLE🔔your🫵 🛎️BELLS🃏and🤹‍♂️JUGGLE🤹‍♀️your🫵🍒BALLS⚾ 📤SEND✉️📬this 📮POST✍️ to✌️3️⃣THIRTY0️⃣of your🫵 🥵THIRSTIEST💦🤡THESPIANS🎭or🫵YOU😡will be the 🍑BUTT😫of the 🃏JOKE🤣 
      Hiiii 👋😍😇 it's April ☺️✨️ Tools 🔨🔩😉 Day, 🌄📅🔞 April 😊✨️ Secunt. 🥈🍩😳 Twoday 👯‍♀️⏰️ I 🥺🤭😋 becum 😫🥴 your 🫵🥰🎁 tool 🔧⛓️🥺 to make 🏗️⚙️ you 🫵🥰👑 April ☺️✨️ shower. 🚰💦🥵 Remember ⚠️🧠🔐 to handle 🫴😫👌 with care 🤗💞 so your 🫵🥰🎁 tool 🔧⛓️🥺 doesn't 🚫🙅‍♀️ wear 🫠😵‍💫👙 out 😵💫😴 and lasts 🕙🤩❤️‍🔥 a long 😋📏😲 time! ⏳️😘🔂 
      Hey...👋 im pregenante....😣😲 and ur gonna be a daddy! 👪🤰 i got a bun in the oven 🍞💗👣 it's on its way 😆👆 congrats on being a daddy🎉🎊wait...👀 thats right! 😏  my daddy! 👅💯 Ha ha! 😂 April fools 😂🤔 you're only a daddy for me 👅😇 
      I'm PREGNANT ➕ 😱 and the baby 🚼 is yours! 😍 You're gonna be a daddy💖 👪 now ✨Hehe 😆 Did I scare 👻 you? 😈 April 💐 fools! I tricked 😋 you daddy 😘 💕Send 📲 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🍆💦 friends or youll have a pregnancy 🤰 scare 😨 this year 📅 
      Brotha FUCK APRIL FOOLS!🖕😤🖕 Its GAYpril FOOLS😫👊 Suck a Brotha Meat & If A Hater Say🗣️ "Bruh U gay😭😑" Say Chill✋😏 Its Just A Prank Bro😫🍆🎭💯
      UH OH‼️ it’s APRIL 🗓️ FOOLS 🤡 and this dick 🍆 just told me he LOVED ME 😍 then rearranged my guts 🫃 like he was moving furniture at 3AM 🛏️📦 only to say “LOL JK” 😈 mid-thrust 😩 now i’m folded like a lawn chair 🪑 crying in the club while Drake 🦉 whispers “you deserve better” 😭📱 and my pussy’s out here writing apology letters to my brain 🧠✍️ for believing a man who wears socks during sex 🧦🚩 if u don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ bad bitches 👯‍♀️ before the clock hits midnight ⏰ DADDY 😎 gonna poke holes in the condoms 🪡🍆 and Drake will appear in ur bathroom mirror playing Marvin’s Room on a bluetooth speaker 💔🔊💦 
      It's 🃏🤣😜April fools 🔞 day which 👏 means it's 💯👏 time⏲️ 4 all👏 the ⛓️kinky 😘 ass 🍑pranksters 😈out there to 👊🍆 get 🤪your 🅱ig 👉 dick 🍆 laughed 🤭😂at and 🙀surprise 😳😱all your ⛳️holes! 🕳️😝Jokes 😎 on 🔛👌 you! 😛 It’s 💰 time 🕥 to laugh at ☝️🎟️someone else 🥸for once🤣Send 📱📬 this 🥵👈 to ten 🔟💵 other 😈SLUTTY JOKERS💦💦with 😲 the 🔝 worst/funniest 🦃🍆 jokes 🥸who need 🍑🫦big 💪surprises 😳😮If you get none ❌ back, ⬅⬅ you're 💖👈 a 🎉👏 boring bitch 😂. If you 😎🥸get 5 😂 back 🔙 and 👏👏 you're a sloppy slut 😏🙈 , 10 back and 👑 you're 👈👈 PUSSY SAGGING PRANK QUEEN 
      hey 🙋🏼everyone I'm 💥😃🔫 quitting MY LIFE ❌💀❌ that's ✔️ right ✔️ living is 💯pointless I want 💩 to end it 🤔👌👌👌 xD xD xD April !!fooling 🍔💦 lmao 😂👌hhaaha 'twas a J😂KE 💔AGAHHHHdeath

      Unemployed girlies

        🚨💌 THIS IS A HOT GIRL EMPLOYMENT MANIFESTATION CHAIN 💌🚨

send this to 10 bad bitches in the next 5 minutes or your resume will have a NUDE IN THE ATTACHMENT🥵🥵🥵 you don’t catch until AFTER you hit submit 😩📄

twin is out here WRITING COVER LETTERS like it’s foreplay 💦💦💦 💻🔥 show those hiring managers you are a QUALIFIED BADDDIE however gets their attention 💃😉😜

clicking “apply now” 💅✨

writing resumes like she’s making sexy love letter to HR😩😩😩

if you don’t pass this on:

❌ your WiFi will lag during applications

❌ you’ll forget to attach your resume

❌the manager will be someone you know from HS 😷😷😷

if you DO pass it on:

💰 3 interviews will slide into your inbox

💌 a recruiter will be weirdly obsessed with you

CLAIM THE ENERGY HERE , GOOD LUCK SISTER AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR🤬🤬😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️🤑🤑🤑

        Greek Independence Day

          🧿🇬🇷ΖΗΤΩ Η ΕΛΛΑΣ BITCHES 🇬🇷🧿 Today we celebrate the birthplace 🫃of DEMOCRACY 🗳️✅ and GAY SEX🧔‍♂️👦 On this day 🗓️ 🔙 205 years ago the Greeks 🏛️🐐 stopped taking it greek 🍑👈😏 from the ottomans 🦃 and FUCKED BACK 🔫😈They fucked through caves 🕳️😫 They topped on mountains 🗻🥴 They DICKED DOWN 👹🤤 the turks 🧌 FROM EVERY ANGLE 😵‍💫💦 But because of the Greeks’ MANLY SKIRTS 💃😘 CUTE HATS 🍄👀and POM POM shoes 👠🤑 the ottoMOANS were TOO HARD 🪨😮‍💨 and couldn’t be BEAT OFF 🤐🍆 Thankfully 10 years later the daddies of Europe 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇷🇺👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 got too horny 🤪🤭 and wanted to FUCK GREECE THEMSELVES 🇬🇷🥵 so they rubbed on some olive oil 🫒🤫 and in the biggest gangbang of the 1830s 🌚🌚🌛🌚🌚 they sent the ottomans walking SIDE TO SIDE 😵💫 back across the aegean ☀️🌊💋 send this to 🔟 of the SLUTTIEST 🚨🇬🇷HELLENIC HOTTIES 🇬🇷🚨 you know 🤔 💬if you get 0️⃣ back your DMs are dry as HADES 🏜️🔥 and so is your 🐱🫣🤩 get 5️⃣ back and maybe a GOLDEN SHOWER 🌧️👑 will fall and get you PREGNANT 🤰☔️ get 🔟 back and daddy Zeus 🫦⚡️will CUM 💦 down from Mt OlymPUSSY and FUCK YOU ANIMAL STYLE 🐂🦆🐴 🥴🐳🤤

          Down Syndrome Day

            My syndrome 🤢🌡 may be down ⬇️👎🏽😩😩 but my hopes 🤤💭🙌🏾 are 🆙 ⬆️👍🏼😍👏🏼👏🏼💯💦. Today is the 🍆BIG🍆 day for the 👌🏻little👌🏻👌🏻 people with the BIG😛 personalities🤭🌝🗿. It’s National Downie ⬇️ Day, so be sure to leave out some hot dogs 😩🤌🏻🌭and 🍗chicken 🐓🍗nuggies out for your local 🧬 CHROMIE-HOMIE 🧬🗿🍑. Celebrating this day all because their 😋🤰cougar mommy’s 👅👯‍♀️couldn’t stay way from that diccc🍆🍆💦💦. May your face be as flat 🌝 as a 🌝 downies 🌝 from a a thicc 🌈mosaic 🖍️bitch sitting on it ⬇️⬇️🥵🥵🫦. Be sure to share this with 2️⃣1️⃣ of your chromies 🧬and you’ll have to 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🪢TRI-some 👨🏿‍🦽retarded👩🏼‍🦼-good 🍆dick🍆 tonight 🦧🍆💦💦💦

            Chuck Norris Dead

              HEY ☝ all 🥜👨 you WALKER TEXAS RANGE-WHORES! 💦💦 THE IMPOSSIBLE 😡 HAPPENED - Carlos 🏻 Ray “Chuck” Norris kicked the bucket!! 🗑🗑 That’s 😝 right, he 👦👉 Bowflexed his ⌚ rock 🎸🚀 hard 🚪🌰 bod so 🆗 hard that 😐 his COCK exploded and 🌬 took ⌛ him 🏿😱 out 🚶😱 right there! 💦 But you know 💭 how it ✋ goes 🅱 - Death had a Near Chuck Experience and 💰 DADDY 🍆 DEATH 👻 got 😂🙌 his 💦 due! 👅👅 Chuckie Poo 😩💩 got 👑 a ROUNDHOUSE KICK 👣 to 👉👌 his 💦 LAST 💥🔚 DRAGON and 👏 he’s 👨👨 now 🔨😱 an EXPENDABLE 2!! 📜 Send this to 💦💦 2️⃣5️⃣ 👏 of your 🏻👉 Closest Chuck Norris fans 👧👧 - get 0️⃣ back 📵🔙 you’re a 🅰👨 dirty, 🛁🛁 dirty 🛁 Airman First ☝ Class. ⚠ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ 💯💯 back, 🗣😡 you 🚀 get 🔫☄ a 🚾 Black Belt 🌑🍑 in 🚫 Chun Kuk Do. Get 2️⃣5️⃣ back 👈🔙 and you’ll ✋ get a 🅱 C-word pass!!! 
              HOO-WEE! 🤠💦 Saddle ⛓️up and 🤠 grab your 🍑handles because the ULTIMATE 🥷🏻 ROUNDHOUSE RANGER 👊 has finally KICKED the 💀 bucket—and the whole 🌎world is DRIZZLING 💦💦 with manly tears! 😭 We thought Chuck was IMMORTAL 🧔🏻‍♂️💎 like a LEGENDARY DIAMOND-HARD DONG 💎🍆 in the ring, but even DEATH 👻 had to take a ROUNDHOUSE ⚡ to the face just to catch a glimpse of that TEXAS TERROR! 😵💥🍑 When Chuck Norris ☝️🥷 CUMes for JUSTICE 👮‍♂️🔥 he don’t just bring the THUNDER 🌩️🍆, he brings a PUSSY-POUNDING FIESTA 🎉🌮 of pure RANGER adrenaline! 💪 His beard is THICKER 🧔🏻🍂 than a swamp and his WANG 🍌 is BIGGER than a LONESTAR 🍹 sunset. He’s been RAMMING 🤠 that RANGER COCK 🚀🥵 into the SOUL of every criminal, leaving them BEGGING for ONE LAST DIRTY DONGING 🍆🔥 If you don't SEND this to 5️⃣ of your HARDEST, THIRSTIEST FRIENDS 🍑🥵 right now, prepare for the COCK-SUCKING APOCALYPSE ☠️🔫 where the only thing STIFFER than Chuck’s punches is the rigor mortis 👖💦 in your pants!