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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


I woke up in the new Bugatti

    I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI ‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔊🔊
    I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGGATI!! 🔊🔊🔊🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯
    I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGGATI 🗣🗣
    I WOKE UP IN A  NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    I woke up in a new bu*AAHASDH🔇🔇🔇📢📢📢*
    I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶💯💯

    Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿

      🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿
      
      🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲
      
      ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨
      
      ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️
      
      Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿
      
      XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
      
      🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦
      
      🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺
      
      Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎
      
      2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥

      Alex Jones Nude Photos 🏳️‍🌈🐸

        🏳️‍🌈🐸 if 🏳️‍🌈🐸 you 🏳️‍🌈🐸 receive 🏳️‍🌈🐸 an 🏳️‍🌈🐸 email 🏳️‍🌈🐸 saying 🏳️‍🌈🐸 “naked 🏳️‍🌈🐸 pictures 🏳️‍🌈🐸 of 🏳️‍🌈🐸 Alex 🏳️‍🌈🐸 Jones” 🏳️‍🌈🐸 DO 🏳️‍🌈🐸 NOT 🏳️‍🌈🐸OPEN 🏳️‍🌈🐸 IT 🏳️‍🌈🐸 it 🏳️‍🌈🐸is 🏳️‍🌈🐸a 🏳️‍🌈🐸virus 🏳️‍🌈🐸that 🏳️‍🌈🐸puts 🏳️‍🌈🐸gay 🏳️‍🌈🐸frogs 🏳️‍🌈🐸in 🏳️‍🌈🐸between 🏳️‍🌈🐸everything 🏳️‍🌈🐸you 🏳️‍🌈🐸type 🏳️‍🌈🐸

        Hey girlie 🍯👧 I just wanna say 💁‍♀️

          Hey girlie 🍯👧 I just wanna say 💁‍♀️ that you are like so totally amazeballs 🤩👌 You're slayin' it like a fierce queen 👑👸and I just can't even 😍😍 like I stan you so hard 👩‍❤️‍👩💕You're my ride or die 👯‍♀️ and my soul sister 👯‍♀️ like we're legit connected by the hips 😂👌Keep on shinin' 🌟 and showin' the world who's boss 💪 cause you're the baddest chick in town 😎 and ain't nobody gonna bring you down 🙅‍♀️💁‍♀️I love you to the moon and back 💖 and if anybody messes with you 😠 they're gonna have to go through me first 🤜🤛

          what oh my god 😱 it’s a stop sign ⛔ finding nemo 🐡 gold fish

            what oh my god 😱 it's a stop sign ⛔ finding nemo 🐡 gold fish 🐠 Dory 🐟 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 🟨 GODDAMN IT what oh my god 😱 it's a stop sign ⛔ finding nemo 🐡 gold fish 🐠 Dory 🐟 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 🟨 GODDAMN IT what oh my god 😱 it's a stop sign ⛔ finding nemo 🐡 gold fish 🐠 Dory 🐟 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 🟨 GODDAMN IT what oh my god 😱 it's a stop sign ⛔ finding nemo 🐡 gold fish 🐠 Dory 🐟 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 🟨 GODDAMN IT

            ChatGPT describes WWII (in cute tone)

              Oh noes, WWII was a vewy scawy and sad time in histowy, uwu! 😿 It began in 1939 when Nazi Gewmany, wed by Adowf Hitwew, invaded Powand, eep! 😨 This caused Bwitain and Fwance to decwawe war against Gewmany, stawting the gwobal confwict, squeak! 🌍
              
              As the war pwogwessed, the Axis Powews (Gewmany, Itawy, and Japan) fought against the Allied Powews (Bwitain, Soviet Union, and the United States), nyah! 🌟 The Axis Powews twied to expand theiw contwol by invading and occupying countwies, oh my! 😱
              
              The Howocaust was a pawt of WWII, and it was a vewy howwific event, uwu. 😢 Miwwions of innocent people, incwuding Jews, Woma, LGBTQ+ individuals, and disabled peopwe, suffewed and died in concentration camps and ghettos, sob! 😭
              
              On the Pacific fwont, Japan attacked Peawl Hahbow in 1941, which pwompted the United States to join the war, woosh! 💢 They began fighting against Japan, and both sides suffewed heavy losses, eek! 😣
              
              In 1944, the Allies launched a massive invasion on the beaches of Normandy, known as D-Day, pew pew! 💥 This was a turning point in the war, as the Allies were able to slowly retake Euwope from the Axis Powews, yay! 🎉
              
              The war ended in Euwope in 1945 when Hitwew committed suicide and Gewmany surrendered, phew! 😌 The United States dropped atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiwoshima and Nagasaki, causing Japan to surrender, and bwinging an end to WWII, oh meow! 😿
              
              WWII was a twagic and devastating time in histowy, with millions of lives wost and countwess people suffewing, uwu. 😢 We must always wemember these events and wowk towawds a peaceful futuwe, nyaa! 🕊️ sends loving hugs 🤗