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Ramadan 🕋

it's Ramadan 🕋 that means 🙈 no thots 🙅 no eating in the daytime 🌞🍴 no smoking 🚬 and no ❌ cummies 🍆💦 upvote 💯 to praise allah 🤗

Happy 🍑 Ramadan my 😎 horny little 👴 huda-hoes! Time 👏 to 🦊👌 go 🔙 all 👀🙋 day without 🚫❌ eating or 🚨💯 cummin 💦💦 so 🤙😎 Daddy 💕🙀 Allah can 🔫 let 🙋 you 👇 into 👉 his 👏 forbidden 🙅🙅 heaven. That’s right, Daddy 💖👫 Allah wants you 👉🙉 to feast on 🔛 only his 👏 big juicy 💦 COCK-a-thon 💋🍆 and 👨👅 thirst 🍶🍶 for 🎛 only 👉😎 his 💯 sweet 😱 sweet cummy-wine. 👻😍 But 🍑 remember 🤔🤔 - don’t 🚫🙅 eat 😋🍴 before 😳 Daddy 👧 orgasms 💦💦 cause then 🔙 it’s time ⌛ for 🍆🏻 dinner! 🍔🍔 So 💯 if 🤔 you 😁😛 want 😭 the 👏 naughty new 💪✨ hoe 💀 ️Samantha to cum 💦 back ↩ from 🍆 the 👦🙅 dead 😰 to 👀💦 get her 💀 twerkin ass eaten 👅👄 by 😈 snakes , then 😂🔙 send 📱📬 this 🏼 to 🌋 other 🏾💰 slutty 👙 imamandan juicy 💦 hoes in your area !!!! If 👀 you 👸 receive 🙏 0 back, stay 🎮 home 🖤 tonight and 👏💯 make 🙅 fucking 😂 dinner together with 🙅👏 your 🍆 daddy. 💪‼ If you ♥😩 get 🙌🉐 10 back 😻 Then it's 💯 time ⏱🕒 to 😷 bust 🏼♀ some 💥 nutella on 👇 that 🍆😐 sticky 😝 waffle!

is it a bird❓ 🐤🐣 is it a plane❓ ✈️ 🌜nah son🌛‼️ it's the moon‼️ 🌝🌙 sha'bann is over 🔃& RAMADAN IS HERE 🎉😝👌🏽 a time 🕔 of spiritual rejuvenation 🙏🏽 repenting 🙏🏽 and forgiveness 👭. the shaytaan are locked up 🚫😈🔒 so yall got no excuses 🙅🏽💁🏽! it's time to control our urges 🚱📵🔞 our hunger 🚫🍝🍟🍹🚫 and temptations 👫📱🎶💃🏽 for the next 3⃣0⃣ days!! 😋 please forgive me🙋🏽 for my wrongdoings 😊🙏🏽or if I have hurt you in anyway 👎🏽 and may Allah accept your fast☺️ 👍🏽 and you have a blessed month📅🌟 with your family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 SO MAKE YOUR INTENTION 💭 DO WUDHU 💦 SET YOUR SUHUR ALARMS ⏰ & PICK UP THE QURAN 📚😋 AND GET PRAYING!!🙏🏽😝 See you on EID!👋🏽👊🏽😜

Bruh 😤😤 did you 👉 just seriously 😒 eat 💩 during 😡 Ramadan❓❓🤮🤮🤮 Absolute cringe 😬😬🤬🤬 retard the sun 🌞 hasn’t even set 😂😂😭 You will not 🙅‍♀️❌ find favor with 🅰️llah 💯😔 foolish 👺 infidel 🤬😤

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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❌❌ERROR!❌❌

💯💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖💖 Send this to ten🔟 other 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦Mujahideen👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁

Awe are you mad 🥺🥺

Awe are you mad 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 awhh!!!! It's okay!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Are you gonna cryyyyyy? Awwwww omg NOOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please don't cry omggggg noooooo your such a victim 🥺🥺🥺omg what would we do without you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 stinky ohhhhh noooo

State of the Union

⏰⏰🔊WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE‼️‼️😴💤 It's TIME⌚for the GAPE 🕳️ of the Union👬🇺🇸 and KUMALA'S 👮🏿‍♀️💦 mad😡 cause 👴🏻Uncle Joe👴🏻 took ALL her uppers🫠💊🍭😝 EVERYONE'S watching:👀👀 BITCH McConnell👴🏻🐢 FUCK Schumer👴🏻🤓HaCREAM Jeffries🧑🏿‍🦲💦and Mike and his JOHNSON👨🏻‍🦳⛪...RepubliCUNTS🐘 and DEMONcrats👹 alike are🚶🚶lining up🪑to see Biden FLASH 💃his POTUSSY🦅like it's visiting day at the senior center👴🏻👵🏻🏥 Inflation's🎈making ALL our bills📄📃 get bigger😵... fatter🫨... and longer💸💳 and Aunt Karen👵🏻 is getting NOSTALGIC💖💘for when Donald🍊🧑🏼‍💼🗽wanted to GRAB HER PUSSY🫴🙀🤟... Can Joe REVITALIZE his BASE⁉️😮‍💨 make his BIG TENT⛺😗even BIGGER⁉️🎪🥵😫and make HISTORY👩🏻‍🏫as the SECOND✌️ Catholic✝️👼to DIE IN OFFICE⁉️⁉️⁉️🪦⚰️😥 (RIP🙏🙏JFK🤵‍♂️💃🤯) FIND OUT IN NOVEMBER!! 🦃🤡🧐

my 🦅 fellHOE ameriCUNTS 😫🇺🇸tonight is the ‼️💯STATE OF THE UNION 💙❤️address 🤍 tonight a 🍃JOINT 💨 CUMGRESS 🍆💦of RepubliCUNTs 🐘 and DICKocrats🐴 have to be quiet 🤫🤐 for Daddy Biden 😏👴🏻 and hear how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy 🤑💰 impHOES 😂 🍑taxes on the rich 💸💸 and save demoCRUSSY 🇺🇸 from the insERECTIONists 🔫💪so SERVE 🫦👁️ ur CUNTry 😫🇺🇸 and watch 👀at 9PM at WH.gov/SOTU 👀 to get ur SOTUSSY 🥵🕳️ filled by Poppa Joe 🍌😍💦Send this to🔟 of your pussy 😽 poppingest 💃 patriots 🦅🔥or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅CUNTstitution!🇺🇸🍆✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back 🙅‍♀️you have to shoot down 🔫🔫💥 a Chinese spy 👀🕵️ balloon 🎈🎈 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, ur passing legiSLUTion🍑🍑 && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more ‼️💯 you’re the new 🇺🇸🥵FREAKer of the house 😍💦💦

Leap Day (Feb 29th)

🚨🚨🚨EVERY FOUR YEARS WE GET AN EXTRA DAY 🌞 TO THOT OUT 💋 HAPPY LEAP DAY🎉🎉🎉 TO ALL MY FAVORITE HOES❤️ I AM SO GRATEFUL 🙏🏼 TO HAVE YOU BITCHES 💃💅🏼 IN MY LIFE 📆📆 IT IS NOW FEBRUARY 6️⃣9️⃣ TAKE THIS EXTRA DAY TO SUCK THOSE HOT COCKS 🐔🐔 AND BIG DICKS 🍆🍆 AND LET THAT HOT CUM 💦💦 FILL YOUR MOUTHS 👄💦 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR LEAP BAES OR ELSE YOU WILL CATCH MARCH THIRST 🥵🥵🥵 FOR FOUR YEARS👌🏼👌🏼

🚨🔥🚨TODAY🗣️💢 is a 🌠🪩VERY SPECIAL👊🎉 day📆 my🫶 JUICY🌊🤭 JIGGLY💀😩 GIGOLOS👯👙👠‼️‼️ The 🥠CUNTh🍪🤑 of 🥶FUCKuary🥶 has been STUFFED🌭🫨🫄 with an 🍑ASSditional 2️⃣4️⃣ hours🕰️ of TAINT👁️🫦👁️ TICKLING🤗🙊 TITillations!!💏🧠🗣️ The Leap Day™️ was ⬇️conceived👣😈 in 4️⃣6️⃣ B(uss)C📜 by 🏛️🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️IUS🍒 🤴🏼CAESAR🔝🍕 and had its 😵‍💫GUTS💣🤯🍑 REARRANGED👐🦴🙇‍♂️ in 1️⃣5️⃣8️⃣2️⃣🗡️ by POOP💩 GreGOOry🥛🛐 the ⛪️THOTeenth’s 🍡🍢POGO STICK🍒🥖💦💦 So on this💯 February 6️⃣9️⃣TH♋️📆 let’s🔊 get 🥵😤🐇HOPPING MAD🐇👹 and FUCK👉👌😈 like 🥕RABBITS🐰🐰💕💦❗️ LEAP DAY🤸 may only CUM👀 🔄once🔄 every 4️⃣ years🌞🌎🌙 but you🫵🏻 FROT-hungry🤤🍆🍌🥵 FROGGIES🐸🤭 will be🌺 CUMMING💦👅 once👆🏻 every 4️⃣ seconds‼️❗️ 💌Send💋📫 this🎁 to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your 🌈CREAMIEST👀 💘CUNTIEST😽💅 kangaroos🦘 If you🙏🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, ❌NOBODY🚫🙅‍♂️ will be 🏄‍♀️BOINGING🤹‍♀️🎯 on your 🐍BUNGEE CORD🧠🐍 for the 🌚NEXT 4️⃣ years🔒🤮👎‼️ If you😇 get 7️⃣🔙, you 👨‍🌾get to 🍗GOBBLE🦃 DOWN🫣 2️⃣9️⃣ 💊LOADS🍾🫗😳 of 🧽😱SPONGY💧SPLOOGE🤪⚠️🤤‼️ If you🙋‍♀️ get 1️⃣4️⃣➕🔙🏅, ZADDY🔞 TIME🧙‍♂️🍆⏰ will 🆘SPRING🏇🏼 his ♨️THROBBING🫣 JACK🧹🔫-in-your-🐈🍑BOX🥴🍆💦🍩😱🫃‼️‼️

ROSES 🌹 💐ARE RED ♥️AND WAFFLES🥞 ARE BLUE🔵, I GOT A HUGE‼️ BOX🎁 OF COCKLATES🍆💦😩 FOR YOU😭!! HAPPY 🎉🎊VAGINTINES ❤️🎀DAY CUPID 👶🏿SLUTS TIME TO POP SOME ROSÉ 🥂🌹PUSSY😩🍆 AND SWALLOW SOME COCKTAILS😭😩🍆 MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH COCKLATE 👋🏿😩💦🍆🍫TRUFFLE 😩🍯BUTTER AND YOU GET NAILED 👏🎯😩WITH CUPIDS👶🏿😇 BIG ARROW 🏹🍆💦AND MAY ALL YOUR VAGINTINES♥️ DAY WISHES💫 COME TRUE SHARE THIS WITH 6 PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT TO GET A THICC 😩😩💦BOOTY 🍑BOUQUET 🌺💐FROM IF YOU GET NONE BACK YOUR BIRD 🙈🕊🍆WILL NOT GET ANY😩😭 LOVE 💔AND YOU THE ONLY DATE 📆💌YOU WILL GET WITH A BIG😩😍 BOOTY 🍑BOO IS ON FEBRUARY 29🙈 AND YOU WILL NEVER GET CUFFED💑⛓

Where was you when leap day die

I was at kitchen eating crisp potato chip when text come

"Leap day is kil"

"No"

Corridor creeper 🐛

🐛In the workshop, I go deeper🐛In the mulligan, I'm a keeper🐛 This time, I'm even cheaper.🐛You guessed it right, I'm Corridor Sleeper🐛

🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor creeper🐛

🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in bundles, I was a dealer 🐛when a new meta comes I'm the leader🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor cash sleeper🐛

🐛In the bedroom I'm a creeper🐛

In my past I was a keeper🐛

I wake when minions meet the reaper🐛

You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor sleeper🐛

🐛In the toy shop I'm a sweeper🐛in set reviews I was a creeper🐛when minions die is still my feature🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor sleeper🐛

🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm 3 attack weaker🐛

IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING JJK REFRENCE‼️‼️

‼️‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING JJK REFRENCE‼️‼️❗❗‼️⚠️⚠️😱😱🫣😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😱😱😱😱😱😶‍🌫️🫣😱😱 GOJO IS THE BESTT IN ALL ANIME VERSEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯 GOJO IS SO FUCKING BADASS😎😎😎😎 HE WILL RETURN IN THE CHAPTER 42069 AND SAY RYOIKIE TENKAII🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯 EXPAND HIS DOMAIN ON FRAUDKUNA AND SAY ARE YOU THE STRONGEST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SOCCREROR OF THE HIEAN ERA OR YOU ARE THE SOCCREROR OF THE HIEAN ERA BECAUSE YOU ARE THE STRONGEST AND HE SHOOT HIS HOLLOW LIME 🟢🟢🟢💲💲💚💚♻️♻️🌲🌲♻️💚♻️♻️♻️💲♻️🌲🟢♻️💲♻️♻️💚♻️💲🌲🟢♻️🟢🌲🟢♻️♻️🌲♻️💚♻️💚♻️♻️💚♻️💚♻️🌲🌲🟢💲♻️♻️💚💚💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢AND SAY YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎🤣🤣😎🤣🤣😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎 TO WHICH SUKUNA HONEST REACTION 😭😭🫣🫣🫣😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😱😱😱😭😭🤯🤯😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯 AND WHEN HOLLOW LIME HITTED FRAUDKUNA HIS FOUR ARMS FELL OFF AND THEN GOJO SAID STAND PROUD FRAUDKUNA YOU ARE WEAK😎😎😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎TO WHICH FRAUDKUNA REPLIED YOU SHOULD AIMED FOR THE HEAD🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿AND REGROWS HIS ARMS IN 0.002 SEC TO WHICH GOJO REPLIED : WITH THIS SACRED TREASUR I SUMMON THE ONE WHO LEFT ALL BEHIND OVERWHELMING INTENSITY BECAUSE THROUGH OUT THE HEAVENS AND EARTH ALWAYS BET ON HAKARI BECAUSE WE ARE THE EXCEPTION TO WHICH FRAUDKUNA SAID NAH I'D WIN 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 AND AS FRAUDKUNA ABOUT EXPAND HIS DOMAIN ITADORI APPEARED FROM THE BUSHES AND ATTACK SUKUNA FROM BEHIND WHICH HE LEARNED THE BUSHE CAMPER YUTA ( THE KING OF CURSES IKYKYK😈) AND ITADORI SAYS LEFT ◀️◀️◀️◀️◀️ AND RIGHT ▶️▶️▶️▶️SLEEP TIGHT 💤💤💤🛌🛌🛌💤💤AND PUNCHES THE FRAUDKUNA WITH BLACK FLASH 69 TIMES IN A ROW WITHIN 0.2 SEC AND AS SUKUNA WAS NEARLY DEAD ITADORI SAID TO FRAUDKUNA I AM YOU AND PUNCHES THE LAST BLACK FLASH UP HIS ASS AND SAID NAH I WONED🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿😎😎😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗿🗿🤣🗿🗿🤣😎🤣🗿😎🗿🗿🤣🗿🤣🗿😎😎😎🤣🤣🗿🤣🗿😎🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🗿🤣🗿💀🤣💀😎🤣🗿🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣

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