A full list of copypasta parodying Pride Month celebration before declaring that its over.
Its fucking pride month ð³ïžâðð³ïžâð that means you're not allowed to be straight ð€ð€ we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual ðð until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law ð¡ð¡ james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon ð
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and you will be fined $1000 if you resist ð€ð€ jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay ðð and this will stay the same for the rest of your life ðð bisexuals are okay ðð but you're on thin fucking ice ââ don't think that you are safe ð¥ð¥ thanos and his thicc ass ðð will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex ð ð
HAPPY ð³ïžâð MONTH 2 MY HOMO ðð©ââ€ïžâðâð©ðšââ€ïžâðâðšHOES ð¯ð¯ââïžð¯ââïžðšâðšâðŠâðŠðšâðšâð§ðšâðšâðŠð©âð©âðŠð©âð©âð§ ðððððððððð UR ðð OR ð±ð¥ WORSHIPPNG ðð
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NEEDS TO BE SUPER ð€ ð GAY FOR PLAY ððð¥Žð³ð¥Ž ALL âïžâïžâïž MONTH ð LONG ððŠððŠð LIKE UR TOP DONG ð¥ðð¥ð ð¥ð ð
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ââïž NO HETERO HIDING ð«ðªð€ SO JIZZ ON UR FAVE QUEERS ð€ð»ðð€€ GET VERS ðâ¬ïž AND ððððð GAPE FOR GAYS ð¢âïžð¢âïžðð MILK ð¥ð¥ð¥ SOME BUTT ð°ð°ð° AND SHOVE SOME ððð GAYNETALIA ððð IN YOUR ð£ð³ïžBUSSY PUSSY ð³ïžð£ TN ð¥µðð³ïžâð KINKY âïž HOMOSLUTS ððð MUST DOCK WITH THICC GOCKS ð€Œð€Œââïžð€Œââïž AND SHIP SLICK TDICKS ððð. OR STRAIGHT NIGHTMARES ð©ð©ð© WILL HAUNT U ð»ðð» ALL MONTH LONG ðð SEND TO 10 ðš OF YOUR ð¥ð¥ð¥ HOMIESEXUALS â€ïžâð¥ðš TO GET A GAY ðªðªðª GLOWUP ð€©ð€©ð€© IN JUNE ððððð ðððð HAPPY FKN PRIDE LGBTQIAâââââ!!!!ðððð ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžâ§ïžð³ïžââ§ïžð³ïžâð
Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
ðšALERTðš ð ðšALERTðš
ð³ïžâðPRIDE MONTHð³ïžâðð° HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.ðâ
IT IS NOW ð ILLEGALð«â TO BE STRAIGHT.ð«ð€® YOU ARE NO LONGER ð€¯ð ALLOWED TO:
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ââïžWEAR SHORTS 𩳠BELOW THE KNEE ðŠµ
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ââïžPLAY ð DEVILS ADVOCATE ð IN YOUR POLISCI ð CLASS ð
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ââïžWATCH,ð DISCUSS,ð¬ OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" ð§âðŒð§âðŒ
ðµïžðPLEASE REPORT ð§ ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT ð€µâð° ACTIVITY TO THE KGBTðµïžð SO AUTHORITITTIESðð MAY ENFORCE ðŠCUMPLIANCEðŠ WITH ALL ð
YASS QUEEN ð REGULATIONS.ðð
SENDð€THIS TO ð FELLOW TITIZENSð¯ TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIGðââïž SNATCHINGð«ðŠ± QUOTA. GET 0ïžâ£ BACK ð¥²ðµâð«AND SCOTUSðšð»ââïžðšð»ââïž WILL SAY ðââïž "BYE FELICIA!" ð TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONALð RIGHT TO ð¬ðð MARRIAGE. SICKENING,ð€¢ NO? GET 5ïžâ£ BACK ðð AND YOU'LL BE A ð®WHOREDITA CRUNCHð¯ AT DRAG ð©ðŒâð€ð©ð»âð€ð©ð¿âð€QUEEN BRUNCH,ðŽ BROUGHT TO YOU BY ðžð² TACO BELL: LIVE MÃS! ðGET ð BACK ð³ð€© AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S ðŠðŒNEWLY VACATED ððš TIMESLOT.ðº SLAY, MAMA! ððº
THIS MESSAGEð BROUGHT TO YOU ð¶ðŽð· BY OUR PRIDE ð³ïžâðð° SPONSORS: ðCOCKHEADð MARTINâïž, ðšââ€ïžâðšGAYTHEONð©ââ€ïžâðâð©, AND BOOBS ðð ALLEN HAMILTON ððð¥ð¥
Hey you queer! ð€ªIts fucking pride month ð ð³ïžâðð³ïžâð that ð¯ means you're not ð allowed ð
ð»ââïž to be straight ð ð€ð€ Itâs time to ðšðš POUND ASS and ð€ªð€ª lick pussy ððð so hard it makes it to RU PAULS DRAG RACE ððŸ ð«ð«and listen to LADY GAGA ðµð€ while you ram that ð€ªðŠð FAST CAR right into a WET HOLE ðŠðªðð€ªAfter u SUCK SOME DICK ð
ð then itâs time to get your gay ð³ïžâð ass to brunchð¥ð¥ !!! All month weâre here and weâre fucking queer!!!!!!ð©ðŸâð€âð©ð¿ðšðœâð€âðšðŸð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâð©ð»ðšðŒââ€ïžâðâðšð» TAKE POPPERS ð and getting FUCKED ð«ðŠ in the PARK TONIGHT ð€ªð«ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžð€Œââïžð¥³ðŠðŠ
Hi Gayðšââ€ïžâðš! Happy Prideð³ïžâð Month, we are sashaying ð away with deals ð€! This month ðat the butter ð§ shop ð, weâre running a special deal ð. If you can prove that youâre queer ð, you get 3 pintsðº off your first ð¥ your choice of creamedðŠ, chuckedð€®, or drowned ð butter ð§ . And if you do mouthð stuff, you get 4ïžâ£. WE LOVE GAYâ€ïžð³ïžâð! And itâs awesome. So come visit âïž . And we also make candles ð¯ now, wouldnât a candle ð¯ be nice for gay ð³ïžâð stuff, in the bedroom ððŠ, or just hanging ðªout. YEA we would, hey wouldnât your partner ð©ââ€ïžâðâð© want butter ð§ ? From the original old maidâs home ðµðœð . Weâve been making butter since 1ïžâ£9ïžâ£4ïžâ£5ïžâ£., and weâve been accepting all people since⊠the last 4ïžâ£ months. SO YEA, weâre gagging ð for you to come take a taste of Cecilyâs butter ð§ ðShop. My friendâs mom ð€°ð³ïžâð I think is, I think is gay. So⊠we think its cool! Turn it off ðŽWillard.
Its fucking pride month ð ð³ïžâðð³ïžâð that ð¯ means you're not ð allowed ð
ð»ââïž to be straight ð ð€ð€ we will âŒïž not be accepting anyone ð¶ââïž who ðð identifies as heterosexual ðð until ðŠ the 1st of july ðð1ïžâ£6ïžâ£ all shall be persecuted by ð law ð± ð¡ð¡ jk rowling has been ð allowed to choose ð¥ð¥ who is gay ðšâðšâðŠâðŠ ð©âð©âð§âð§ðð and this will stay the same ððððð for ð the rest of your ð life ðšâðŠ³ð§âðŠ³ð ðð bisexuals are okay ðð but you're on ð thin fucking ðð¡ ice ðš ââ don't ð
ââïž think ð€ that you are safe ðº ð¥ð¥ we will be â
after your ðthicc ass ð if you ð show ð any signs â ïž of affection towards the other ð sex ð ð ð
ðšALERTðš ðšALERTðš
PRIDE ð³ïžâð MONTHð IS OFFICIALLY OVERâ
MEN âïž AND WOMEN âïž OF THE NATIONðšð®ð§ðŒð§ð¿ðšð²ð§ð·ðšðšðšð²ðšð°ðšð«ðšð®ð«ð°ðªðŠðªð¹ð«ð®ð©ð¯ð«ð²ðð²ð¬ðµð®ðªð®ð±ð®ð²ð¬ð¹ð®ðŽðð°ð¬ðŸð²ðµð±ð·ð²ðŽð²ðšð±ð»ð²ð±ð²ð±ð³ð®ðµððŽð²ð³ðºðŽð²ð³ðªðµðªðµð«ð³ðŠðžððžðœð¶ðŠðžð¬ð¶ðŠðžðªðžðžðžðœðžð:
IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY ð³ïžâð ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHTð MOTHER EARTH ðððð
BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING ð AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION ð TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. ð€œââïžð€œââïž
THE ð³ïžâðâGAYSTAPOâð³ïžâð ð®ââïžð®ââïžðð WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTSð OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ð³ðºð³ðºð³ðº TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY
ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARRESTðð®ââïžOR POSSIBLE â DEATHâ PENALTY
STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHTððâð³ïžâðâð³ïžâðâð³ïžâðâð³ïžâðâ
ðšðšALERT CUTIES ðð it's PRIDE MONTH â€ïžð§¡ðððð and that means PARTIES ð and PARADES ð³ïžâðð³ïžâð don't forget to be HOT ð¥µð¥µ but wear SUNSCREEN 𧎠on any EXPOSED SKIN ðð including your ARMPITS ð HAIR PART 𪮠and EARS ðð bring WATER ðŠðŠ and SALTY SNACKS ð¥šð¥š watch out for HEATSTROKE ð¥ð¥ and HEAT EXHAUSTION ð€ð€ if you're on OPIODS, ANTIDEPRESSANTS or SPIRO ðð you may be EXTRA SENSITIVE ðšðš to the SUN ðð check your MEDICATION ð³ïžââ§ïž SIDE EFFECTS 𩺠drink EXTRA WATER ð§ if you're drinking ALCOHOL ðŸðºð¥ð· stay SAFE ð stay SEXY ð
IT IS PHð€ð€ð€ð€ð€YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGNð€ð€ð€ð€ð€ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ONð€ð€ð€ð€ð€ð€LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡
