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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


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    OH 🤖 MY 😀👈 GAWD 💦😍 it’s 🍆 Flag 🚩 Day!!! 🌞 That 🎅 means 😼🍒 it’s time ⏱ to 💦😱 wave 🌊 our pussies in 👏 the 🎆 air 🌬 and 👏 show 📺 that 🍆😩 Uncle Sam how much we really love red white ⚪🏼 and 🅱 blue 🙆 . Think about 🏼 that big 🏻 ol flag 🏳🏁 draped over 😏🚫 a 💰💩 old 👴 man’s lap getting 😚🍆 rained on 👎🔛 with cum 🙇 . Think 🤔 about 🍾 the 👏 boys 👮💼 at Iwo Jima kneeling down 👎 to scrub up 👭 after 👀💦 some 🎊 nasty marines . Doesn’t matter 😡 if 👏🔟 you 🍆 like your 🍆👩 flag 🎏 thin 💃💃 or 💁💯 thick 👐🍆 , as 🍑😖 long as 🍑💯 you ♿ wave 🌊🌊 it 🤔😮 proudly 😊😊 today you 💖💁 can 💦 get 😛 proud all day 🌟 long 😩😎
    STAND AT ATTENTION 🫡🙋‍♀️ AND WHIP IT OUT 😏🤪 BECAUSE ITS FLAG DAY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 TODAY WE HONOR THE STARS AND STRIPES ✨✨🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ BY EXPOSING OUR OLD GLORY👴🎇 IN FRONT OF YOUR NEIGHBORS 💁‍♀️💁 ITS YOUR KINKY DUTY🫡🎖️ TO HANG AMERICAS BANNER ON YOUR SHAFT 🤙💈 FOR ALL TO SEE 👀😳 DONT LET INSURRECTIONIST CUCKY WUCKIES 😤😫 CO OPT THE REAL MEANING OF THE FLAG 🏈💵🍔✊ WHEN BEN FRANKLIN 👴🪁🔑⛈️ AND THE FOUNDING DADDIES 🥵😜🧓🧓🧓 FOUGHT OFF STALINS CUMMIE ARMY ⚒️🚩💦 OUR STAR SPANGLED BANNER LET THE WORLD KNOW 😎🤩 HOW HARD AMERICA CAN TAKE IT 😩😏 SO RIDE THAT ROCKETS RED GLARE 🚀🧨 BUT DONT GET CUM BOMBS IN YOUR HAIR 💦💦💦 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣3️⃣ OF YOUR FLIRTIEST FLAG FLAUNTERS 🥰🤗🤪 IF YOU DONT GET ANY BACK ❌😞 THEN YOULL BE RED WHITE AND BLUE BALLED 🔵🔵😭😖 BUT GET AT LEAST 🔟 AND YOULL MAKE SOMEONE SEE STARS 💫💫💫 AND STRIP 👙💨😏 SUCK IT ENGLAND

    IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DMC REFERENCE???

      ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DMC REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 DMC IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 NERO IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE DEE EMM CEE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT Dead Weight!Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! Dead Weight!🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight!🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight!Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight!Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Dead Weight! 🗿 Dead Weight! Dead Weight!Dead Weight!Dead Weight! Dead Weight! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 I am the storm that is approaching❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓Provoking, black clouds in isolation!1!1!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/devilmaycry r/devilmightcry r/devilmaycryshitposts perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

      O James eu quero uma salada de fruta

        Ô JÂIMESS 🗣🗣, EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUATA 🍌🍏🍇🍓🤤. OLHA QUE HABILIDADE 😏🤠🧐 OLHA QUE HABILIDADE 😏🤠🧐 EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUTA, JAMES 😉🍏🍇. NO CAPRICHO 😋👌🏼. DE 5 🖐🏼, DE 7 🖐🏼✌🏼, DE 10 🖐🏼🤚🏼 ? ME DA UMA DE 5 🤚🏼. AQUI, TÁ NA MÃO 👨🏼‍🍳🤝🍹. TÁ AQUI 🍹. ISSO JAMES, MUITO OBRIGADO 😎🤝. BRIGADO 👌🏼👍🏼. DEUS ABENÇOE 🙏🏼🙏🏼. 👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼ESSE É O JÂIMESS👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼😎😎. HÃÃ ? 🤨🤨. DA SALADA DE FRUTA 🍇🍹👨🏼‍🍳 O ARTIXTA DE CIRCO 🎪 😃🫱🏼.
        OH JAMES 🗣️🗣️🗣️ EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUATÃ 🥗🥵🥭🍍🍌 olha que habilidade 🧐🏂 olha que habilidade 🥵⚽
        
        eu quero uma salada de fruta James 🥗🍍🍉🚶‍♂️ no capricho 👌
        
        de 5 🖐️ de 7 🖐️✌️ de 10 🖐️🖐️ me dá uma de 5 🖐️ aqui tá na mão 🫴🤵‍♂️🍹
        
        iiiiisso James 😋 muito obrigado 🤝
        Oh James 🗣️🗣️🗣️ eu quero uma salada 🥗 de fruatã 🥵🥭🍍🍌 olha 🧐 que habilidade 🏂 olha que habilidade 🥵⚽ moto buffando no fundo eu quero uma salada 🥗 de fruta 🍍🍉 James 🚶no capricho👌🏻 tem de 5 🖐🏻 de 7 🖐🏻✌🏻de 10 🖐🏻🖐🏻 me dê uma de 5 🖐🏻 aqui tá na mão ✋🏻🤵🍹 tá aqui👆🏻 iiiiisso James😋 muito obrigado🤝🏻 brigado😀👍🏻 Deus abençoe 🙏🏻🤲🏻 esse é o James 👉🏻👉🏻😎👈🏻👈🏻 hã???🧐 da salada de fruta🍹😋 o artista de circo 🎪
        Ô JÂIMESS 🗣🗣, EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUATA 🍌🍏🍇🍓🤤.  OLHA QUE HABILIDADE 😏🤠🧐 OLHA QUE HABILIDADE 😏🤠🧐 EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUTA, JAMES 😉🍏🍇.  NO CAPRICHO 😋👌🏼.  DE 5 🖐🏼, DE 7 🖐🏼✌🏼, DE 10 🖐🏼🤚🏼 ?  ME DA UMA DE 5 🤚🏼.  AQUI, TÁ NA MÃO 👨🏼‍🍳🤝🍹.  TÁ AQUI 🍹. ISSO JAMES,

        RIP Teddy K 🧸

          🗣️🔥 OMBG GUESS WHAT 🔥 Teddy K 🧸 our FAVORITE SEXY LITTLE BOMBER 💣 💥 has taken his 👨🏻 final bow 🙇‍♂️. The industrial 🏭 revolution🤡 was a DISASTER 🙅‍♂️ for the human race 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ & daddy 😏 KNEW it. As he approaches the big pearly gates 🌤️🌈 and DAPS 🤜🏿🤛up GOD 👴🏿, send this to 10 of your SEXY 💋💄 FERAL🦦 WOODLAND 🌲SURVIVALISTS. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re camping ⛺️ in a tiny little tent all alone ⛈️🏕️ , 🔟 back and you’re 🫵 on the naughty 😈 watch list 🕵️‍♀️🗒️, 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re💟 glamping 🧨🔫with the best 🎪⛹️‍♂️

          6/9 Day

            DID SOMEBODY 🤔🫣 SAY NICE 👌😂 THATS RIGHT YOU HORNY FUCKERS 🦄😈 TODAY IS 6/9 6️⃣9️⃣ THATS THE SEX NUMBER ‼️👉👌SO FIND YOUR REVERSE ROMPING SLUTS 🤪😹 AND GET A GOOD MOUTHFUL 😨🤤🥴 DONT LET MOM KNOW 🤫👩‍👧THAT YOU RIDE FACE LIKE A DERBY JOCKEY 🏇🤠 WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BLOW 💨💨😵 OFF WORK 😓📈 FOR THIS NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🫡🎉 FUCK INFLATION AND THIS ECONOMY 😔💰💸 BUT I KNOW WHERE ITS FREE TO EAT OUT 😏😩 FOR ALL MY MATH BITCHES OUT THERE 🧮🙋‍♀️ THE SQUARE ROOT OF 69 👍😉 IS ATE SOMETHING 😝🥵 OH DONT FORGET ❌🤞MAKE SURE TO TELL ROB GRONKOWSKI HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🥳🏈 IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 6️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR FINEST FELLATIO FIENDS 🍆😻😮 OR YOULL BE STARVED 😫😖 OF DADDY’S CUMMIES 💦👨 IF YOU GET AT LEAST 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK THEN YOURE READY 👍🤓 TO TAKE ANYTHING HEAD ON 😉😱🫨MAKE SURE YOURE GIVIN IF YOURE GONNA BE GETTIN!!!!

            NYC air quality alert

              What’s ❔❓🤔 that smell? 👃 Is that 😐🤔 your ⚠️ pussy 😼 on 🔛 fire? 🔥 No 👨‍🦰🙅it’s the air 💨 quality. 👌 That’s 🎊 right ➡️ folks, 👥 there’s 🛒 some 🐺💯 burning 💨in 😩 the northern 🔝border 🇺🇸😎 and it’s not 😣 from 👉👊 a fat 🍑ass 💋😂 blunt. 🍃🚬 Those 🇨🇦Canadians have 😤 gotten 🙏 a little ▪️too 😢 careless and now ✊😱 us 👨 AMERICANS 🇺🇸 have to suffer. 😭 It’s time 🕓 to storm 🌙 the northern ❄️🥶🤧border 🇺🇸😎 this year 🎆 instead 🚔 of the capitol. 🏛️ Be 🤰 sure 🙅 to grab 👐👊 your 💦🚪 free 💜 masks 😷 (NOT ❌ FOR 💰😙 COVID 🦠🦠 I 😡 REPEAT 🔁 NOT 🚫 FOR 🔄COVID) 🦠🦠 and pray 🙏 you 🤕🔥 make 😼😼😼😼😼 it to your 👈🏼 metro 🚇 stop. 🛑 Send 📩 this to 1 👊 friend 😎👬 and you 👈 won’t 😌 get 😩 a collapse 💨lung. Send 📨📧 this to 5 🎉😂 friends 😷 and you ☑️🕝 will 😜⚽ get a bonus 5 🔳 feet 👣 of visibility 👀. Send ✉️✉️✉️ this to 10 🕑 friends 👬 and Biden 👨‍🦳👤 will 💀 use 😏 the smoke 🚬 haze for 4️⃣ a cool 😎 ass 😐 rave party 🥳 on 🔛 the national 😝 mall🌴
              THE 🌫️SMOG🌫️ IS CUMMING TO BLOW YOU AWAY 🌬️🌬️💨🍆 💦 😶‍🌫️ Calling all spitters 💧💧💧and squirters 🌊🌊🌊We’ve got to WET 🚿🚿DOWN these 🔥🌲wildfires 🌲🔥 It’s H O T in 🇨🇦Canada 🇨🇦and they dropped us a big load so start pumping your HOES 🍆🍆💦💦🍑🍑 Stay inside for all VIGOROUS activity 😤😫Mask up 😷 outside unless you want to be 😵CHOKED 😵 by Canadas thick bush 🌳🌳🌳 ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🇨🇦 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ climate CUMMIES If you get 0️⃣ back you won’t get fire 🔥 COCK 🍆🍆🍆 from big dick daddy fireFUCKERS👨‍🚒⛑️