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    Signalis
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    I couldn’t even Jingle to this😂🎄

      I couldn't even Jingle to this😂🎄 I Caroled IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS! 🎁😂
      Couldn't even Jingle to this 😂🎄 I Caroled IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS! 🎁😂

      12 Days of Thotmas

        LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 SLUTS 👏 : On the 1st 🥇 Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        BE 👏 NOT 👏 AFRAID 👏 BITCH 👏👼🏼: On the 🥈nd Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        I 👏 BRING 👏 YOU 👏 GOOD 👏 TIDINGS 👏 OF 👏 GREAT 👏 DICK 👼🏼: On the 🥉rd Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        DICK 👏 THE 👏 HALLS 👏 BITCH 🎄🎀: On the ⓸th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        GO 👏 TELL 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 MOUNTAIN 🏔🏔🏔: On the 𝟝th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        JINGLE 👏 THOSE 👏 BALLS 👏 BITCH 🔔🔔: On the ❻th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        HARK 👏 THE 👏 PARTY 👏 BITCHES 👏 SING 👏👼🏼: On the 𝟟th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        O 👏 CUM 👏 ALL 👏 YE 👏 BITCHES 👏 ✨: On the ⓼th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 8️⃣tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        JOY 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 GURLS 👏 THE 👏 BOIS 👏 HAVE 👏 CUM 👏 🌟: On the 𝟿th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        HAVE 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 SLUTTY 👏 LITTLE 👏 CHRISTMAS 👏🎄🎁 : On the ❶⓪th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        FA 👏 WHO 👏 FORAZE 👏 BITCH 👏 💚: On the 𝟙𝟙th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!! Please cherish your friends and loved ones on this special day.

        George Santos EXPELLED

          📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻‍🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑‍⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO! 💅👠 They think 👑Kitara💃🏻 is just a 👦🏽latin👨🏽boy🫳🏽 in a ✨dress👗 👋 so NO 🚫more🙅 stealing campaign 💸funds💰 for our 💉HOLEtoxed💉baddie! ✌️😶 She joined 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of SEXY 🫦🍆 DISGRACED👅😏 politicians🇺🇸🧑‍💼 consigned⚖️ to that 🍆👀 ignominious👄 fate🫨💀💦
          🌈Pop the 🍾 POPPERS👃and 💦loosen🍆 those 🍑HOLES🕳️🫦 cause this 📖story AINT over🙅 Our 💃🏻girl💄 was 🕵️‍♂️🔍 inDICKted🚨👮‍♂️ on 2️⃣3️⃣ federal charges🫦👩‍⚖️ Let’s hope they allow 📱💦OnlyFans✊🍆 and 🛍️Sephora💋palettes💄 where she’s going⛓️⚖️ 🫳Drop🫧 that 🧼soap🚿show🐒 your 🍑bussy🕳️ and make😏👅 some🥵🍆friends 💦🥜 bitch🍑👄🏛️LAWSUITS👨‍⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️‍🌈QUEENS🌈 Our 📢BIG‼️FAT 😵 liar 🤥 DADDY⛓️😍 delivered🚚📦 for the 👯‍♀️girls✨ 🕵️‍♂️🇧🇷 Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 our 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ queen💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵🔫🗣️Spread 👐 this like ❤️🦠GONORRHEA😷🕳️ at 🔥🌈Fire🌈 Island🍆💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜 Get 🔟 back and 💃🏻👑Kitara💦👩🏻‍🦱 might 🌊 SLIP 🕳️ right out 😉 of this 💦👄STICKY🥜💦 situation🤪 like she 🙅avoided 🕵️‍♂️prosecution👨‍⚖️ in 🏛️🚫 Brazil 🇧🇷 Get 5️⃣ back and George will 👹visit🫂 you 🕔tonight🌚🔮🌙 and deposit🎁 his ⚡️🙈stolen🫦🥵 donations🍆💦 into your 🍑bussy🕳️🥰 but get 0️⃣ back🔙 and 👉 your 🦋🫃🏾mom💦🤱 will ☠️🪦die🥰🦴🩸 as many 💯 times 😵as 💃🏻👑his🍑 has🤔😳😭
          📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻‍🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑‍⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO!
          🏛️LAWSUITS👨‍⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️‍🌈QUEENS🌈🕵️‍♂️Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 this 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ hoe 💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜
          Rep. George 😘 Santos (R-N.Y.)🗽 defiantly 🤬 said 💬👱 Thursday that 🍆 he’ll 😈 continue ⬆️ FUCKING 👌👉 and fighting 😤🍩💪💪🥊💥 to keep 👌 himself 😎 from 💰 being 😑😑 only 😤 the sixth 🕕 member 🎫🍆 ever 🖖 to be ❌ expelled from 🔙👉👊 the House 🏘 of Representatives 😂. Santos ‼️ was the subject 💕 of a damning 🫣😱 Ethics CUMittee 💦 report 📄 and has 🤔👉 been 💴🥜 charged 🔌 with 23 👔 felonies. Big 📢❗ fat 😵 liar 🤥 Daddy 😘😍 George 😘 needs 🤲 to survive 🙏🏼😩😭 a vote 🔝 Friday 🎅🏿 or he’ll 🔥🥵 be 🥜 expelled from 👩 CUMgress 🏛️ and join 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of sexy 💦😩🍆 disgraced U.S. 🇺🇸 politicians consigned to that 🍆👀 ignominious fate 💀
          expelled from congress 😣😔😖 but never from this BUSSY 🤝😇🥵 send this to 5 👋🏻 of ur SLUTTIEST CONGRESSMEN 👔👨🏻‍💼 or sashay 💃🏼to MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE’S HELL HOLE 🥹😇🥵😈👺👹forever 😘

          Henry Kissinger

            SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥,  and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️
            ❤️ 🤠Howdy sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👨‍🦳🕊War Criminal Henry KISS💋inger🕊👨‍🦳 is trying to KISS Heaven's Ass🍑🪽 For Entry 🤙🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😭 and 🥴Moaning🥴😏 👉allllll 💯across➡️🩸🫣 Southeast Asia👌❤️ 🌏 🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Kiss💋 some cheeks 💑 and Spread Some CHEEKS 🍑🥵, get some BOMB 💣 Ass🍑 Dicking down🍆⬇️ 💦 til you're in worse shape 😩💦 than Cambodia 🇰🇭 in 🫦🍆'6️⃣9️⃣ 🫣😏, all in honour of 🤪💦Tricky Dick's right-👋🍆Hand-Job 🩸💣Mass Murderer🫣🫦 💌Send this to all 💯 your favorite SEX-cretaries of State 🍑💦😏 If you get 3️⃣ or less, you’ve BLOWN 💦 your load 🍆🍆🍆 but missed the shot 🙀🙀🙀 just like our BAD BOY Kissinger 😻 blew his load all over 💯Southeast Asia 🌏 😿😿😿
            
            "The illegal we do 👉👌😏 immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer 😛🫦💦" -Henry KISS💋inger

            Pro Henry Kissinger

            i am SICK and TIRED of seeing Kissinger hate everywhere I go! ''Muh pissinger this, muh Anthony Bourdain that'' like shut the fuck up peacenik. Every single Chilean or cambodian ''innocent'' child that Kissinger killed was a filthy communist that deserved nothing but 20 tons of agent orange. Like, who wants foreign policy without war crimes? Grow up libtards. Y'all are saying he's burning in hell but I know for a fact he's up therein heaven with Nixon, Reagan and Rumsfeld, laughing at all you all filty hippies burning in hell. Fucking McGovernites should shut the fuck up and respect a true american, hell, world hero

            Anthony Bourdain on Henry Kissinger

            “Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.”
            
            ― Anthony Bourdain

            Coach Prime

              Coach Prime calling it like it is!!!!!!1!! ALWAYS!!!! How can you not Love ❤️ him and want the best for him and his whole family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦!!! am sure he would be a great NFL Coach too! It a MAN 👨 like Coach Prime is right where he belongs BUILDING 👷MEN! 👬Can't wait to see your future Coach Your a legend ON and OFF the Field! My Favorite story EVER was Desmond taking a return back Vs. The Atlanta Falcons! Then when Coach or really at this point Prime Time told the Kickoff return man to get out of the game (as Prime Time was the Punt Returner at that point) then he proceeded to take back Prime Times own TD return! I remember Coach saying he was s000000 mad 😡 about Desmond bringing a TD return back he got so mad and proceeded to do the same! NOW THAT IS WHAT PRIME TIME was all about! What a Wonderful WINNER 🏆 and THE BEST SHOWMAN! EXACTLY what the people wanted to see! COACH PRIME BETTER DO his TD DANCE 🕺 when he wins the NCAA Championship 🏆!!!! I would love to see that again many times! In and EndZone too!!!!