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HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW HOURGLASS!” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭

    Its the Pencil Skirt copypasta that started from Tiktok and is often spammed in the comment section as a joke.

    HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭
    Off topic but I remember these boys kept spying on me (I was wearing a tight maxi dress) and when I started talking (I have a mommy voice lol) there noses started bleeding and they called me mommy </3

    Spanish version

    AYUDA- 😭 DECIDÍ PONERME UNA FALDA LÁPIZ EN LA ESCUELA Y LOS NIÑOS GRITARON "WOW RELOJ DE ARENA!" Y ME PRESENTÉ. (Tengo mommy voice) Y A TODOS LE SANGRARON LA NARIZ

    CHRISTIAN VEIL

    HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A CHRISTIAN VEIL IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW CHRISTIAN” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I spread the gospel) AND THEY ALL PRAISED JESUS WITH ME

    SKIBIDI TOILET

    HELP I- 😭I DECIDED TO WEAR A SKIBIDI TOILET TO SCHOOL AND THE TOILETS YELLED “WOW SKIBIDI!” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I HAVE A SKIBIDI VOICE) AND THEY ALL SANG SKIBIDI TOILET WITH ME.

    “WOW RHOMBUS”

    HELP -I 😭 I WORE A PENCIL SKIRT TO SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW RHOMBUS” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I sould like a dying otter) AND THEY ALL HAD EARBLEEDS

    Im in the rizz of it..

      Parody of KSI’s Thick Of It song but changed to Tiktok brainrot slang.

      From The Hawk🦅 To the Tuah💦 To the rizz🤫 To demure💅 Brainrot🧠 Tiktok⏰ Thats my scene🌄 I feel sigma when i FE!N🎶 On skibidi🚽 Im tryna rizz 😏you for your gyatt🍑 Ice🧊Spice🌶that thang And make it clap for Kai Cenat🥷 Ohio-o-oooo This is where the sigmas go🗿🍷 Ohio-o-oooo I said this is where the sigmas go🤴 Im into skibidi🧻 Edging with my bros👯‍♂ They suckin on my toes🦶 English🇺🇸or Spanish🇲🇽 And they froze🥶 No point in taxin fanum💸 Cause i goon on my own💧 Forty-something Lunchly boxes🍔 Stored in my home🏘 Aint new to mewing🧏‍♂ Ive been edging for so long📐 Im crashing out😵‍💫 I need to jelq my drake a load😮‍💨 You goofy ahh Bagging the fries🍟 You aint the goat🐐 John Pork🐷 He called🤙 I hit the griddy🕺 Picked up the Phone📲 Yeeeeaaaaaaah🤪‼️

      me when hawk tuah: 🤣🤣😂HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG!!

        me when hawk tuah: 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣(it's hilarious 🤣😂😂 SEXUAL REFERENCE (THOSE WHO KNOW💀💀)

HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG!!!!! HAHAHAHA LMAO LOL XDXDXD!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING 🤣😂 ITS A HUMOUROUS REFERENCE TO ORAL SEX PERFOMED BY A FEMALE HUMAN ON A MALE BY SUCKING HIS REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN 🍆😂👋👋😂 HAWK TUAH IS A NOISE HUMANS MAKE WHEN CLEARING THEIR THROATS 🗣️ THE FEMALE RELEASES HER SALIVA ON THE MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN TO INITIATE ORAL SEX 😂 AND THE WORD "THANG" HERE IS A UNIQUE WAY TO SPELL THING LIKELY TO EMPHASIZE THE SPECIFIC REGIONAL ACCENT OF FEMALE HUMAN HALIEY WELCH WHO COINED THE PHRASE🤣

        Veterans Day

          Happy Veterans Day🗽💯! It's time To 🎈CELEBRATE 🎉the troops today so their helmets ⛑ shouldn't be all that is hard🍆😋! Remember 🧠🤔 their sacrifice so that we can be the sexy 😜cumqueens 💦👸💁‍♀️that we are today. Let freedom 🇺🇸 ring because it's time 🕙 to let a vet SEMPER FI-nish 🍆💦all over your smooth little belly. Don't forget to serve 💪✋🏼your CUNTry today! 💯Send this to 🔟 little SLUTS ready to give cervix to America. 🇺🇸If you get 5️⃣ back you're promoted to Genital. 🍆🍑
          i hope ur standing🕴🕴 🥖🥖at attention 😳😳because it’s VETERANS DAY🇺🇸💂👮🇺🇸—like memorial day but for people who have been veteRAN THROUGH🚂🤪😏🍆🍆, so give a FIVE FINGER SALUTE ✊↔️✊ and RESPECT THOSE TROOPS 🤤👅! remember that some gave all 😢⚰️but ALL GAVE CUM 🥳💦in the FIGHT 💪💪 for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT🍑🍆🍑🍆 so SUCK🍭🍭 daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT👉👌 or let him COCK😏 it in your PORT 🚢⛵send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ hotties 🥵🥵 you want to SEMPER FI-nish all over u 💦💦👁👄👁.If u get 0️⃣ back its BACK TO THE TRENCHES for u! If u get 5️⃣ back ur CENTRAL POWERS could use some work🥶🥶!!! If u get 🔟 back i'm SHELL SHOCKED 😱💣💥💣😱 ur the BOMB!! 💋👅💦💦🔫🔫 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦 💦IN UR FOX🦊🦊🦊HOLE TONIGHT!!!!
          HEY 👋 ALL YOU 🫵 DIRTY 😏PRIVATES 🪖🎖️ YOU’VE JUST BEEN SHAFT-ED 📝INTO WORLD 🌎 WHORE 🫦 ONE 1️⃣ ‼️‼️ERECT ☝️ YOUR FLAG 🇺🇸 AND STAND 🧍‍♂️ YOUR LITTLE SOLDIER 💂‍♀️ TO ATTENTION 🫡 SERGEANT 🎖️SEMEN 💦AND ADMIRAL 👮‍♀️ ANAL 🍑 WANT YOU TO STAND FOR THE FAG 🏳️‍🌈AND KNEEL 🧎‍♂️TO SUCK DICK 😗🍆COLONEL 🎖️ CUM 💦💦 WANTS TO HIDE 🙈 HIS ARMY MEN 🪖👬IN ⬇️ YOUR FOXHOLE 🕳️‼️HOPE 🙏 YOU DON’T GET TRENCHDICK 🧥🍆 FROM HIS 💦 SOPPING WET 💦 PUSSY 🐱 SEND THIS 👇 TO 69 ♋️ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😏🫦 SOLDIERS 🫡‼️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 📩, YOU ARE A VAGINA ✂️VETERAN 👩‍🦽‼️ IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 📨, YOUR DICK 🍆 TOO ✌️BOMB 💣💥‼️‼️IF YOU GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK 💌THE AIR WHORES💥✈️💥 WILL STRIKE 🪧 THEIR DICK 🍆 DRONES 🛩️ ONTO YOUR GI-SPOT 🪖😩 IN THE NAME 🙏 OF THIS CUNT-TRY 😽💁‍♀️ ‼️‼️IF YOU GET 0 BACK📥😭, YOU’VE GOT PTSD 😰: PUSSY 🐈 TASTE 👅STANK 🤢DISEASE 😷
          You call it a cummy 😝 I call it fun I can't stop a cadet daddie ❤️❤️❤️ from poking my buns 🍔 I'm too squishy no cummies for you ⊙﹏⊙ 😭 just kidding you get one or maybe two 😎👀💦💦💦 Who knows 😈 maybe three , maybe four, once I feel a cummy I just want more ✔! I'm Oprah 😝 on her show, I'm 🅱lack and loud ✊ and I want to make every veteran daddy proud 󾓦, thinking of troops and their willies hard as rock , they all make me squishy like their famous soldier cock 🌋! 😉🐳 send this to the troops 💣 who made us their princess of squish, get five back you're a real cumqueen bish 🍆🍆🍚 six, seven, eight or nine? Well somebody's been having a squishy time 😏😇😜 ten is great but don't stay up late, a cum queen needs rest to regenerate 😤😤😤😑
          fuck veterans lmao

gamers have fought in

-ww1 🔫

-ww2 🔫

-space 🚀👾

-crusades ✝️⚔️

-post apocalypse ☢️😷

-animes 🇯🇵💢

-gamergate (never forget) 🎮🛡️

so dont talk to me about ur injuries from "afganeestan" 😂😂

          Trump Won

            🎉💦OMG, DADDY TRUMP 🎩🏰 just took 🍆 CONTROL of the 🗳️ WHITE HOUSE 😱😱 and all the 🏁 RACISTS 🤵🏽💁‍♂️ came OUT to play! 🍻🤡 Time to POUND 🍑 those homophobic 🎭 CUMMIES DEEP 💦💦 and get ready for a SEXIST 🇺🇸 AMERICA! 🍆💦 It’s time to ABORT The DEMS!!!! 💪🏼 If you voted for the ORANGE SLUT 🍊👉 then you’re ready for a GOP-USSY 🍗🍑 prime-time 🍆 DISASTER 😱😜💋 Like, who needs 🏳️‍🌈 rights when you got TRUMP's MASSIVE 💦🚀 WALL of SEXY!? 😩💦💦 SPEAKING of walls, let's cut a hole in it for his GLORY 🔨🧱 Cage your ❤️❤️LOVE for Donny!! 🔒🔒Like when we caged those kids 🙏🏼🙏🏼😘❤️ BORDER CRISIS? No way José 🚨🚨 Let’s let MAGA shoot allllll those 👅 creamy CUMMIES on the country 🍑🔥👩‍❤️‍👨 Don't forget to SMASH 🍆 that LIKE button and start saving some hush money 👍💦 if you want more of those foul-mouthed 💋🗣️ XENOPHOBIC vibes! 😈🥵🍾 So, after this erection day, prepare for the NASTIEST 🍌🇺🇸 infected party and remember to bring the 🚨🚨 WHIP CREAM 🍦 penicillin and the SPANKING PADDLES! 🍑🖐️ Let's make America 💥 SUCK again, y'all! 🎉🍆🇺🇸 
            🗳️💦‼️WELL, F*CK… HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024🍊💯😱 WE’RE SCREWED, SO LET’S GET SCREWING 😫💦 IF WE’RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING🍆🇺🇸💋 GRAB A PARTNER 👯‍♂️ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY 🍑💥 ‘CAUSE THIS NATION’S ABOUT TO GO DEEP 🤯🍑 SO STOCK UP ON LUBE 🧴💦 ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY 👀💦😈 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOU’RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN 😫🇺🇸💋 AND IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WON’T BE FACING THIS ALONE 😏🍆💦 LET’S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS 🗽🔥 
            🇺🇸🦅 WELCOME TO THE POST-ELECTION APOCALYPSE 💀 WHERE KAMALA’S BALLOT BOX 📥 GOT YEETED STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG 🚫🔥 NOW WE’RE STUCK IN THE UNITED SLAY-NO-WAY-STATES 🇺🇸 WHERE TRUMP’S TROMBONE 🎺 IS LOUDER THAN OUR TEARS 😭💦 WILL YOU 🫵 GRAB YOUR KAMALATOES 🐪🍑 AND MARCH INTO THE NIGHT 🌚 OR WILL YOU BOW DOWN 🧎‍♀️ AND ACCEPT THE FRUMPAGE? 😩 LET THIS TRAGEDY BE A REMINDER 🗡️ THAT IN THE LAND OF THE SLAIN 😵💥 WE KEEP STAR SPANKIN’ 👋 AND BOOTY CLAPPIN’ 🍑 FOR THE SLAINSTITUTION 📜💫 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 10 FELLOW KAMALAMATES 🐫 OR GET READY TO BE DECLARED A 🤡 RESIDENT OF FRUMPTOWN 🎺 IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOU’RE A LEGENDARY 🏆 NATIONAL SLAYVIVOR 🌈 IF YOU GET LESS THAN 5️⃣… CLOWN SHOES 🚪 AND FRUMP HATS 🎩 ARE IN YOUR FUTURE 😱💀 
            🚨ATTENTION‼️FILTHY SLUT-izens of AmeriCUM 🇺🇸 🦅 💦 💦 you’ve STUFFED 😩 those TIGHT little boxes 📦🍑🔞with your ROCK HARD ballots 🪨🍆 💪🏻💪🏻 and the raunchy ERECTION 🥵 🥵 results are CUMMING IN HOT 🔥 🗳️ so BEND OVER 👉🏻 and SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS for DOM ⛓️ DADDY 🍆 💦 DON for the next 4️⃣ FREAKY LONG 📏 and GIRTHY 🪵 🪵 years 🎉 🎊 send 💬 this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ PUSSY-dential candidates 👩‍⚖️ 🧑‍⚖️ 👩‍💼👨‍💼 and get COVERED in 😏 orange POTUSSY juices 🍊 💦 😫

            It’s 🗳 ERECTION 🍆 Day!

              🇺🇸 Calling all 🙌🏻 DEMOCRACY-LOVING📈DICK SUCKERS! 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽🍆💦👅👅👅Today is ERECTION DAY 😮💯💁🏽‍♂️ so it’s time to fulfill✅ our CUNTstitutional right to 🇺🇸vote 🗳🗳for our smartest 🤓 & 👅 SLUTTIEST 😈 poliTITcians!🏛 😩😩👅👅💎👑 Whether you’re a RepubliCUNT 🐘 or DICKocrat🐴, the HOT 🔥 topics of this years 🗓ERECTIONS🌽 include how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy, 💉 impHOES 😂 taxes on the rich, 💸💸💸 and➡️ pASS 🩺🥼MeDICKare 👅 for All! 🏥 So FILL✒️ in ✍️those HOLES 🕳 then run 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ dat 😮 American 🇺🇸Ass 🍑🍑 on home 🏡to get your 🐱ballot box🐱 STUFFED💦💦 by Daddy all night long💞💞😍Send this to🔟 of your raunchiest💃🏻 registered 📝ratchets 🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence!✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more, you’ll be 🇷🇺🪆PUTIN office 🏛next year 😂😂😂😂
              ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 🗳 ALL YOU NASTY🍑 DEMOCRATIC FREAKS😈 READY TO GET HOT🔥 AND HEAVY💦 IN THE VOTING BOOTH😩 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FINGERED👊 BY DEMOCRACY🗳 AND RAM THAT 🖋PEN DEEP IN THOSE BUBBLES🗳 UNTIL YOU FILL UP ALL 👀THE RIGHT SPOTS👌💦 DON’T LET 💩TRUMP💩 OR HIS 🍂DUSTY🍂 FRIENDS👴 GET YOU OFF🔴 FROM YOUR CIVIC DUTY💥 GIVE 🐷 DONALD🍊 A HARD👏 BOOT🥾 RIGHT IN THE BALLOT BOX🗳 SHOVE ✊HIS CRAZY🍆 CONSPIRACY BULL💩 STRAIGHT OUT THE DOOR🚪 SO YOU CAN GET THAT 🇺🇸 DEMOCRACY 💦SPLASH💦 PUT ON 🔛 YOUR 👠 FILTHIEST💋 VOTER OUTFIT👚 AND HIT THOSE POLLS🗳 LIKE IT’S THE 🔥ELECTION-DAY FREAKFEST🔥 SEDUCE THAT BALLOT BOX UNTIL IT KNOWS YOUR 👅 WORTH💥 AND SEND THIS TO TEN 1️⃣0️⃣ VOTING💦 BADDIES🍭 TO SHOW YOU'RE 🗳HOT🔥 AND READY TO GET FILTHY🍑 FOR DEMOCRACY 
              Guess what 😯❓ It’s that time ⏰ of year 🇺🇸🗳️ where we’re putting those polls 📊 and holes 🍑 to the test 😏! I hope you’re all feeling the Erection Election 🤤🇺🇸 vibes HARD this season. You’ll be red, white, and whoo 🥵😫 just thinking about those electoral votes 🗳️ getting counted 👀 ONE by ONE 😩.

Send this to 🔟 of your favorite voters 🧑‍⚖️ because you know they’re all about that democracy dom 💪🤑. If you get 1️⃣ back 🤨😒 you and that voter 🥵 have to go on a bipartisan “meeting” 😏 in the closet 🕶️🇺🇸. If you get 3️⃣ back 👀 you’re getting your “ballots” stuffed 😳🍑 before the week’s out. 5️⃣? You’ll be swinging BOTH WAYS 🏳️‍🌈🚩 on that electoral map 😏. And if you get all 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🤯 you’re going to be the next Presidential THICCness 🔥💪 in no time.

Okay, my fellow sexy 😘 citizens, it’s time to VOTE, and remember: it’s not about the SIZE of the state 🍑…it’s about the NUMBER of votes 😏💯.
              🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️ WILL YOU🫵🏼BE SERVING🫡💁🏻‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN HER BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 WILL SHE🫣GO BALLZ 😈🏉TO THE WALLZ 😼😮OR WILL SHE J 🧎🏼‍♀️🫦ON YOUR D 🫢🥵TILL YOU VANCE ✊🏼💦THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND 📫➡️THIS TO ALL 🔄YOUR KAMALATOES🐫🦶 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOURE A 💫🇺🇸NATIONAL TREASURE 🇺🇸👑IF YOU GET LESS ⬇️THAN 5️⃣ YOURE A 🤡😵DONALD FRUMP🎺👎🏼 
              HEY HEY 👋👋😆😆 it’s 🗳🏛🚨🇱🇷🇱🇷 ERECTION DAY!!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅The POLES 📊are so close 😫😫 I’m EDGING on my seat 💦🥵

Will u SERVE 💅😘🏳️‍🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY 🍑🗽 and DROP👇 ur 🍒👄🏀 BALL-OT🗳☑️ into 🙋🏽‍♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’s tight lil box??? 🗳😩🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally 🍊🤮DON-OLD DUMP 👎🎃 can be put in 🗝️⛓️ CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛏️🥱 and our 📜🖋 CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮 can RIDE 👏🏇 some 👏🔔 DEMOCRATIC 👏 DONG 🍆👏🤤🇲🇾🗽

Don’t be a 🤒😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🐴 if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 or else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝📝🚫🚷 AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🫨📳😵‍💫😭❌😥😰😰
              ALRIGHT JIZZY JAYS 😜😝💦it's election day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸and you know what that means? Time to whip out the long cock 🍆💦of patriotism and VOTE☑️🗳️. Mommyla 🐄and Zaddy Trump 🤪are sucking and fucking there way to the hearts 😍♥️😳 of America. Who's your choice? Zaddy wants to FIGHT for YOUR right to sloppy on that toppy🤤. And Mommyla advocates for ASS POUNDING fun 🍆💦for our juicy little patriots🇺🇸🇺🇸. I'm doing my patriotic duty and voting for my rights to licky on that dicky🥵🥵, who are you voting for? 
              ATTENTION ‼️‼️🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY 🌭🗓️🖊️IN THE UNITED🌟 SLAY-TES 🌟🇺🇸THE TIME ⏰HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for Kamala’s COCONUTS🥥🌴 TO ELECT HER 🗳️🇺🇸AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT 🥵OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸💦SO YOU BETTER 😤SERVING 🫡💁‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY 🍑👅BY CASTING🎣😫 YOUR ✅VOTE🗳️😏 IN THE BALLOT 📥BOX👅 👀AND CUM PREPARED 😳TO PARTY🍾🎉 THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE🍾 OUR RIGHT🤤 TO STAR🌠 SPANK 👋AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND ⛰️OF THE FREAK😛🔥 AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION📜 SAYS IN 🕊️🙏GOD WE THRUST👉👌 SEND ✉️THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS💦 TO GET BLESSED 🙏BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑👑👸🏽KAMALA AND IF YOU DONT 🛑THEN🦅 JD VANCE 🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤DOWN YOUR THROAT😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS 👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛UR COUCH🛋️ 
              ALRIGHT YOU GUN TOTING 💣💥HOES ITS LOSE-DAY🗳️ AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ‼️❗️🐪 CAMELA HAIR-ASS 🫏 IS GONNA GET COOKED 🥩🍖LIKE A FLAT IRON STEAK ON THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🌎 BY BIG DICK DONALD 😜🥵 SO MAKE SURE TO STORM ⛈️ 😡🤬THOSE VOTING BOOTHS ⬇️⬆️TODAY AND NOT THOSE GAY-MALE 💁‍♂️IN BALLOTS ‼️❗️‼️ 🤢 🤮 DONT LISTEN TO THE FAKE NUDES 🙈IF OUR GOD-FUCKING AMERICAN TRUNK 🐘 OF A COCK 🐓 PRESIDENT GETS THIS ERECTION 😳😤STOLEN FROM HIM BY THE ELITE SHE-LIBS AND THEIR BOY BUSSIES‼️‼️SEND THIS TO 10 GOD HUMPING AMERICAN 🇺🇸 HEROS 🧑‍🏭OR THOSE TRANSGENDER GAYLIENS 👽🛸ARE GONNA TAKE YOUR 🐔COCKS AND BIG SEXY GUNS.💦🔫IF YOU GET NONE ❌ BACK THEN YOU ARE A HOEFLAKE ❄️LIBERAL COMMU-NUSSY 😩😫 
              ERECTION DAYYY

HEY HEY 👋👋🤪🤪 it’s 🗳️🏛️ 🚨🇺🇸🇺🇸ERECTION DAY!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅The POLES📊 are so close😫 😫I’m EDGING on my seat💦🥵

Will u SERVE💅😘🏳️‍🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY🍑🗽and DROP👇ur🍒👄🏀BALL-OT🗳️☑️ into 💁🏽‍♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’S tight lil box??? 🗳️😫🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally🍊🤮 DON-OLD DUMP👎🎃can be put in 🗝️⛓️CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛌🥱 and our📜 🖋️CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮can RIDE 👏🏇some 👏🔔DEMOCRATIC 👏DONG 🍆👏💦🤤🇺🇸🗽

Don’t be a🤢😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🫏💙if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝⚖️🚫🚷⛔️AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🥀🫨📳😵‍💫😭❌😥😰😰
              👠 KAMALA JUST CAME OUT AS BI-PARTISAN 👋👋 and she’s ready to DROP 👏 THE 👏 MIC 👏 on 🍊 TINY-HANDS-IN-CHIEF 🤡‼️ The HBIC 🔥 of the HOE-VAL OFFICE 🦅 is ready to SERVE ALL FLAVORS 🍦 and leave 🍊 TINY HANDS in the DUST 🚗💨! KAMALA’S ALREADY GOT HER 👀 ICONIC SIDE-EYE AND HER HEELS 👠 ON HIS NECK 🦵 READY TO STOMP 💥 HIS 🍟 FAST-FOOD KINGDOM STRAIGHT TO THE CURB 🗑️‼️🔥! If you don’t want 🍊 TINY HANDS 🤡 running the show for FOUR MORE YEARS, you better get your FINE 🍑 to the polls 🗳️ NOW! DADDY DONNY 🤠 THOUGHT HE COULD FIRE OFF 💥 ONE LAST SHOT 💦😏 BUT KAMALA CAUGHT IT MID-AIR 💅 and SENT IT BACK WITH A 💋 SASSY GOODBYE 💅 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR PETTIEST 🇺🇸 FRIENDS OR GET READY FOR 4️⃣ MORE YEARS OF 🍔 TWEETS, 🥴 3 A.M. COVFEFE MELTDOWNS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF 🍊 BAD ENERGY! 
              ATTENTION ‼️‼️ THE TIME ⏰ HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for CUMala’s COCONUTS🥥🥜 to FALL OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴 AND BE ELECTED🗳️🇺🇸 AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT🥵 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICUM 🇺🇸💦 SO YOU BETTER 😤HAVE VOTED 📩☑️ AND CUM PREPARED😳 TO PARTY 🎉🍾 at OUR HUMBALL 🧶🥜 ABODE 🏚️on NOVEMBER the 5️⃣ at 7️⃣PM and ANXIOUSLY 😳😓 AWAIT 😬 the 📝RESULTS 📈📉📊 for WHO ❓❓WILL WIN 🏆THE WHITE HOUSE 🏦— OUR CRAAAZY 🤪 LOCA CHILDLESS ❌ 👶🏽 CAT 🐈🐈‍⬛ LADY 🙀 WHO WILL 🫡 LET THE ⚧️TRANSGENDER 🏳️‍⚧️ ALIENS 👽 WALK 🚶🏻‍♀️FREE 🇺🇸 ❓OR ONE EAR 👂DONALD 👹 AND THE ILLEGAL 🇭🇹 HAITAIN IMMIGRANTS EATING 🍽️😱 OUR CATS 🐈‍⬛ AND DOGS 🐕 ⁉️ DO NOT SEND ✉️ THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS 💦 BECUZ WE DO NOT 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️ HAVE THE SPACE 🪐. BUT IF U CUM 🍆💦🍑 YOU WILL BE BLESSED 🙏 BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑 CUMALA👸🏽 HERSELF AND HER COCO 🥥NUTS🥜 AND IF YOU DON’T 🛑 THEN 🦅SENATOR JD VANCE🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱 DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤 DOWN YOUR THROAT 😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤 A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛IN HIS COUCH 🛋️ 
              Calling all my democracy📈🗳loving dick suckers🍆💦👅👅👅there’s only 1 DAY 😩👻 til ⬆️ERECTION⬆️ day💯🙎🏼💁🏼♂️and we finna pop🍒🍒this political🇺🇸pussy😩💦and RIDE🏇this vote raw😩😩👅👅 shoutout👏👂🏻to all my constitutional📜C*NTS💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💍💯who ready for that NEW💍NEW💎👑send this to🔟of your raunchiest💃🏻registered📝🗳ratchets🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence✍️if you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩if you get🔥FIVE🔥back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back 👯🙏🏻💯we ALL gettin that ERECTION🇺🇸DAY🇺🇸DICK ⚖️💯🍆🔥💦👅😩
              🧙🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂SORCERER SLUTS, GATHER ROUND🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👬 as we craft our special 🪄✨️🔮MAGIC SPELL‼❗️✨️✨️ This Tuesday, 🔛🗓democracy-loving daddies 🗳❤️😻 across the USA🇺🇸😒 will take their HOLES🦵🕳🦵😉 to the POLLS🗳🗳🗳🗳🗳 and vote every republican🐘🗑 out of office🙅‍♀️🏤 and straight to HELL ⬇️🔥 😈‼️💯😵🔥 🔥🔥! !! Mommy Kamala👸 will BUST✊️💥 😫🫦💦 the glass ceiling🏠 and become the first☝️ woman prezzy💃👩‍💼🙌🙌!!! Donald Trump🟠🤡 🤢 will be nothing but a Donald DUMP🚫💩🚽🪠🧻🚫 in the sewer of history⚰️‼️! Illegal 🕴🦹‍♀️transgender 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️aliens👽👽👽 will run rampant🧚🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ in the streets 🛣trading titties n cocks🍈🦪 ↔️😛🔃 🍆🥩🥩 like Mr. Potato Head🥔💅😍 !! AND WE ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER🌈🌞🌈🦄🌈 (except cops🔥🐖🔥👮‍♂️🔥🚓🔥)‼️ Send this to all your 💁‍♀️🗳🗳BALLOT-WIELDING BITCHES🗳🗳👩‍🦽 to charge our magic spell!!!✨️✨️🧙‍♀️✨️🧙‍♂️✨️🧙✨️✨️ 
              🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING ELECTION HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 AND NOT VOTING👏VOTE👏IT👏OR👏TICKET👮😂🚨 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL VOTER REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN BALLOT BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL 🗽AMERICANS🇺🇸🇺🇸 ONLY!!😂 IT DONT MATTER IF YOU'RE A EURO 💶 OR WHAT 
              Hey there you ballot licking bitches 🖖🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻 💦💦💦 📫 you primary polyamorous pussies 👨🏻+ 👩🏻x2 = 🛌 👉🏻 👌🏻🔞♾️😏 you voting vixens ✋🏻 🦊 🤚🏻👅👅👅👅 🦵🏻🐱🦵🏻 😩 it’s time to become a throat GOAT 🥴 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 💦 🍑🥵🤤 on your vote 🍆 💦 🥛 😳 because it’s Election Day ✊🏻🖊️ 💦💦📄 ❌❌❌ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 😏 so if you’re down to be politically erect 🌲 🪵 👉🏻👁️🫦👁️👌🏻 and wanna blow job 🤤 💦 💦 🌽 🥵instead of no job 🤷🏻‍♀️=👯‍♀️+ 💁🏻‍♂️ & 🔞💰😢then go the poll 😮‍💨😮‍💨 ✊🏻 🍆🦵🏻🩸🦵🏻before diddling your hole 👉🏻 🦵🏻🕳️🦵🏻 💩 😩😏 so you can be the best cuntstituient 👩🏻 + 👩🏻 = 🛀 ✂️ 😉 and pull the trigger 🔫💦💦💦 🏫 🙊 on your fav figure 🕺🏻+ 🕺🏻= 🚂🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️ 😳 in the oval orifice 🏢🏦 🖐️🐸🖐️👅👅👅👅🧖🏼‍♀️🧖🏼‍♀️ 🥵🥵Unfortunately if you were ridin Biden 👩🏻 + 👴🏻&💊 = 🛌 🤢 🤮 🫣you’re fresh outta fuck luck 🚫🍀🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️But you can greet 💁🏻‍♂️ 😏 and give Kum-all-her Hairis 🍆💦💦💦💆🏽‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️a skeet treat 🥴 ✊🏻 🍌💦💦🫡 by voting for her as the moist choice 🧖🏽‍♀️🧖🏽‍♀️🌈🌊🌊 🛀 😳 if you wanna ride the other side 😏😏 then you can still pump and hump for Trump 😈😼✊🏻🐓💦💦👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻🤘🏻while he gets Ass-assinated in advance 🙊 🤯🐶🦍🦍👅👅👅👅🍑 😏 from JD Vance 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️ 🌈🌈 😌😌 because the erectoral college 🧨💥💥💦💦🤤🤤🤤has all the knowledge 🏫 👩🏻‍🏫+👩🏻‍🏫😏😏= 👅👅👅 🦵🏻📖🦵🏻 so make this a November 🦃 🦃 👨🏻‍🌾👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 🫣 🥵🥵to remember and stuff your cocks 🐓 🐓 🍗💦💦💦🍑 into that ballot box 🥵 ✊🏻🖊️ 💦 💦 📬 or else suffer from electile dysfunction 👴🏻 + 💊 = 🚫 🚫🔞🔞🛌 🛌😢 
              TODAY 😫😫

Is 👀👀👀👀👀

ELECTION DAY 👏👏👀💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅

Election 👀 is only 🤠 1 letter off from 🍆 🍆🍆🍆 ERECTION 😎😎😎😎😎 Get out to the polls 👀👏😍🤪 Before u dance on that pole 😯🥴 USA stands for United ♥️♥️♥️ States 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Of 👀👀 ASS 🍑 🍑🍑 Get that civic duty Booty 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👏👏✌️✌️✌️😍😍😍😍👏👏👏👏👏👏🍆🍆 Rock the vote 😍😍😍😍 Then🤔🤔🤔🤔 Rock that pussy 👅💦👅💦 George Washington 😮😮 Died 😵😵😓😓😓😓 So u could Suck titties 😎👅🤪 on nov 5th!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Send to 1776 of ur most civically engaged bitches 👀😍👅😍💦😵🍑

Or daddy Thomas Jefferson will haunt you 😮😮😮😮😮😮