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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Oh😱you🫵🏻are thinking🤔about💭my👉🏼penis🍆huh???

    Oh😱you🫵🏻are thinking🤔about💭my👉🏼penis🍆huh??? My massive😃throbbing❤️‍🔥cock🐔? My 🅱️ig ol'🎅🏿fleshy🥩anaconda🐍? My low⬇️ hanging📿third🥉leg🍗? My underwear-stretching🩲😩, ass 🍑 hollowing🍩, bitch-making🏩pocket👖rocket🚀? You🫵🏻mean this👉🏼god🌩tier 🔥hot-to-the-touch🔥 💉vein-popping💪🏼 pornstar-grade🧑‍🏫cock🍌?

    Runaway

      Runaway by Kanye West emojified
      she 💁👩 find ✔ pictures 🚺 in 🕐 my 🙂 email 💻 I 👈😋 sent ✉📬 this 🔥⬆ bitch 🏻 a picture of 👉❗ my 💵 dick 🍆 I 😩 don't 🚫😡 know 📙 what it 🙂💯 is with females 👧👩 But 🤚☝ I'm not 🚫 too 😡 good at 😩 that ⏪😐 shit 💩👍 See, 🙉 I 👈💰 could 💖👈 have 🈶 me a good 🤠👌 girl ♀😍 And still be 😱 addicted to 👨 them 😭 hood 🏚🏚 rats And 🥁😽 I 👈 just 🤔 blame everything 🌐🙌 on 😁 you 👉 At 👏 least 👏 you 😬☝ know 😵😱 that's 👌🚟 what I'm 😎👂 good 👌👀 at 👅

      Gay version

      That's the biggest cock I ever seen 👀 Straight up out a gay porn scene 🎥 Who knew how big it is that dick 😏 That turned me on like Stephen King 🥵 Up late night there's precum 🌙💧 Fully erect even when I didn't start suckin' 🍆 I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock 😳 I always drink his cum, oh 🤤
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You always make me suck your cock 😮‍💨 I think it's your turn now 😊 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You really need to suck me now 💦 I think I'm bussing now 😫 Drop it, drop it 🫳🫳 'Cause I just want that Robocock 🤖🍌 Keep movin' that Robocock 🤖🍌 When it's going to cum your Robocock? 🤖💦 Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock 🤖💋
      
      Just looking at your search history 💻 I know you love gay pornography 🏳️‍🌈😳 He said why I'm looking at his private things 😡 Well, my bussy's gonna bleed tonight 😣 Honestly I don't care 'cause that turns me on 😍 Keep enough cum, I'm the cumbox now 💨 I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock 😳 I always drink his cum, oh 🤤
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You always make me suck your cock 😮‍💨 I think it's your turn now 😊 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You really need to suck me now 💦 I think I'm bussing now 😫 Drop it, drop it 🫳🫳 'Cause I just want that Robocock 🤖🍌 Keep movin' that Robocock 🤖🍌 When it's going to cum your Robocock? 🤖💦 Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock 🤖💋 Somebody please make him stop 🛑
      
      Stop, suck, blow-job 👄 B- I'm hot, I 🔥 Ain't used to being told, "Stop" 😝 So I could be your femboy 🚺 Fast or slow, how you would like the blowjob? 🥰 Now, now now you'll cum 💦 Now, now now you'll cum 💦 Yeah, I grabbed his cock, he's so turned on 😵‍💫 You get horny when you know 🥵 So just don't ask me how to suck 🤪
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh, uh 🏳️‍🌈 Yeah, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh 🏳️‍🌈
      
      You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 (you need to suck me now) You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 (you need to suck me now)
      
      Oh, you're fucking me 😖 You must be cumming 💦 Or you are horny 🌡 Oh, oh, you're fucking me 😖 Oh, you're fucking me Ahh~, that was a good one 🥵 My ass is full of cum now 😫 My ass is full of cum now 😫 You need to suck me now 💦🥺 You need to suck me now 💦🥺 Oh, you are sucking now ☺️💦

      WE LOVE WE LIVE WE LIE

        Blue Smurf Cat in a rainforest meme (We love we live we lie)
        WE LOVE WE LIVE WE LIE
        We live, we love, we lie.
        WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍄🍄🍄🐱🐱🟦🟦🟦🟦
        We live 🔥 we love 🗣️ we lie 🥶
        Smurf Cat 🐱🟦
        WE LIVE
        WE LOVE
        WE LIE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
        Monday left me smurfin‼️ tuesday i was through with smurfing ‼️ Wednesday my smurfs were left smurfin ‼️ what da hel-
        WE MAKING IT OUT OF SMURFS WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
        WE'RE GOING OUT THE SMURFS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
        WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE RAINFOREST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️
        WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE FOREST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🗣️💯💯🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
        WE'RE GOING BACK TO OUR CHILDHOOD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

        WHAT THE FREAK MAN😡😡 NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT SUCH A STUPID RULE WAS IN THIS DUMB GAME😡

          WHAT THE FREAK MAN😡😡 NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT SUCH A STUPID RULE WAS IN THIS DUMB GAME😡😡😡😡😡👺👺👺👿👿I GOT SO MAD I HAD TO MASTURBATE AND CUM EVERYWHERE🙀🙀🤧😴😴🫣🫣😫😫🔥THS DUMB RULE LOST ME MY CHESS ELO👿👺😡😡👺👿👿FUUUCCKKKKK😡😡😡🔥🔥👺👺👿👿WHAT THE FLIP👿😡👿HOLY FUCKING HELL IM SO ANGY WANGY👺👿😡👿😡😡😡👺GOD BEING THIS MAD MAKES ME SO HORNY FOR THE KNIGHT👺😡😡👿👿👺🫣🫣🫣😫😫💯💯🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈THE KNIGHTUSSY MUST FEEL SO GOOD👿👿👿👿😡😡👿🔥👺👺💪💪IM GONNA KILL MY FAMULY AND SELL THEIR ORGANS SO I CAN PAY TO GET THE KNIGHTUSSY IN MY LIFE👺👺😡😡👿👿😡😡

          WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BURGER🍔🍔KING👑🤴REFERNCE

            “WHOPPER SHITPOST”⁉️⁉️wait a minute😱😱WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE⏰⏰‼️‼️WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BURGER🍔🍔KING👑🤴REFERNCE📖🔍⁉️⁉️WHOPPER WHOPPER🍔🍔🗿JUNIOR🥶🥶💩🍔DOUBLE 2️⃣2️⃣TRIPLE 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣WHOPPER🍔🍔BURGER🍔KING👑👑😱🚨FOOT🦶🦶LETTUCE🥬🥬🥬NUMBER1️⃣5️⃣🗿🗿🦶😱🥬NUMBER1️⃣5️⃣🚨🚨🥶⁉️NUMBER1️⃣5️⃣🗿🗿🦶😱🥬THE LAST ⏰💀THING YOU 🥶🥶WANT IN YOUR BURGER🍔🍔KING👑👑👑BURGER🍔🗿🥬 IS SOMEBODY👦🏿👦🏿ELSES FOOT🦶FUNGUS🥶😱🤮🤢🤢🤮AT BEEE🍔🍔KAY👑👑HAVE IT YOUR WAY⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️💪💪FLAME🔥🔥🔥GRILL🗿🗿🍔🦶😱🤮🤢🥬🥬

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