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    Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃
    🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
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    ⚡️🤯 🤖 💥 HOE MALFUNTION⚡️🤖 🤯💥
    
    💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥HOE! 💥
    
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    Merry ❌❌❌-MAS!!!! You 🫵 little 👌 elf 🧝 Bimbo! 👧 👄 💅
    
    Whoa!!!! 🤯 Not 👎🚫 here👇to slut 💋 shame 😔 on this 🎄merry 🌲 merry ❄️ ⛄️ day…
    
    Just 🤙here to jingle 💁‍♀️ your bells (🔔🙌🔔) and put those 🤤 mistleTOES 🦶👅🦶in Santa’s 🎅 jolly open 😗mouth 👄
    
    That’s 🚫🙈not all 😎 🫳(Z)Daddy 👨Santa 🎅 has in store🍆🍆🍆 for his 🤫 naughty 😈 elf 🧝‍♀️ . He’s 🍆 CUM 💦 💦 💦 all the way⛷️ down 👇from Santaland 🏔️ to give 🫵you his ❌❌❌-TRA Large 💪💪💪 North POLE 💈💦 and 🤞 if you’re 🫵 lucky 🍀 Mrs. Clause 🤶 and rudolf 🔴✨🦌will ride 🎟️ 😤 🥵 YOUR sleigh🛷 💦💦too 😱🫣🤗
    
    What 🙋‍♀️❓about ALL the 🙏 good 😊 😇 Little 👼 thotty 💅 girls 👧 and bimbo boys 👦???? 🙋‍♀️!??? ???
    
    Well…. Santa 💪 🎅 has an extra🤪 special 💝 gift 🎁 for you 🫵… something ♨️ hot 🥵 and ready ⏲️📳
    
    ☝️Once he 🗣️cummies 💦 down your 🫵 Chimney ➡️🍑⬅️ with glee 🤪😍😆 🧑‍🎄 he’s 💨 off to your👇 room 🏡 to eat 👅 out 🫦🤫your 🤞🥛cookies 🍪 and 🍆 💥 stuff 🫦your 😓💦🧦 stockings🤤 full 🙄😵‍💫😮‍💨 , you’ll leave 🌊 a trail 💦💦💦 of 🎄🎁Christmas🍆🍆🍆 joy 🤩 wherever 🏊‍♂️ you go _____ 🚂 ✈️ 🛥️ !
    It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
    🎶Dashing🏃💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😩😫😲 all the way. Balls🍒 in buttholes🍩 ring, making 🙇spirits bright🌟💫, what fun it is to ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!!💸 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way➡, oh what ✨fun✨ it is to ride🏂〰 that big💢 fat💥 dick 🍆all day🕦 HEY👏 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle🎶clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way😝 oh what 🎉fun🎊 it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. HEY🙌 Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas cock suckers🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Mr. Claus🎅 won't cum😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!!🎄 If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty cum slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a 🎯peppermint pussy princess .🍭👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane 🍰clit🍰 licker👄👅. Have a ✨merry 👋merry✨clitmas🙏🎄and a slutty 🎉new year!🎆🎊
    Happy 😃 hoe 🤣 hoe 😋 HOElidays 🎄all you santa 🎅 SLUTS 😫🍆💦 today is ❌❌❌mas 👀👉👌 and Santa 🎅 baby 👶🏼 is CUMMING 🍆💦💦💦😍 to town 🏙 all you naughty 👿 naughty 😈 girls 👧🏿👧🏻👧🏾👧🏼 boys 👦🏿👦🏼👦🏻👦🏽 and non-binary toys 🧒🏻🧒🏽🧒🏿🧒🏼💋😦😧😲😩😃 daddy claus can trim ✂️ MY Christmas tree 🎄 and fill up ⬆️ my stocking 🧦 if you know what I mean 👀💄👄👅 oh santa pally 🎅 I’ll be your nut 🌰 cracker ⚡️ if you nut 🥜 on my chest 🤽🏽‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️ near an open fire 🔥 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sexiest 👄👅😂😂😂CHRISTMAS elves 🧝‍♀️ 😈🙌🏻 if you get 0️⃣ back 🥺🤭 you’re a vanilla 🍦 bitch 🤣🤣🤣 who will be having a silent 🤫 night 🌌 and won’t 🚫 be playing 🤹🏻‍♀️ in the white ⚪️ sticky 🍯 snow ❄️ ⛄️ this year 🤭😭😭😭🤷🏻‍♀️ if you get 3️⃣ back 😕😛 you’ll get FIVE 🖐 golden COCK rings 💍 😁😁😁 but no one to use them on 🧐😛😔😔😔 if you get 5️⃣ back 😲😲 your jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 will ROCK tonight 🥵😳😫 if you get 7️⃣ back 😎🤩🥳 you’ll be getting COAL-vid 19 this year 😔😔 sorry 😢 we can’t all 🥶😱 be winners 🏆 🚫 if you get 🔟 back 😁😁🤪😈🙀 well 👀 you didn’t hear it 👂 from me 👀 but you’ll have to invest 💰 in some extra WRAPPING paper 🍆 because you’ll be having a HOLEy 🕳 jolly Christmas 🎄 this year 😗😘🥰😍😋😜🤪 you and Daddy Santa 🎅 will be joining the mile high club ✈️ on his sleigh 🛷 this year 😉😏 maybe Mrs. Claus 🤶 will join 🚺💯 too 🥰 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 elves 🧝 🧝‍♀️ it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ run over 🏃‍♂️ grandma 👵 with a reindeer 🦌 have fun 🤩 getting that hot 🥵 hot 🔥 chocolate 🍫 🎅🏿
    🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑
    🎄🎶Dashing💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES 🐎 open legs🤸🏼‍♀️, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the wayyyy🎵 Balls 🍒in buttholes 🍩 ring, making spirits bright 🌟, what fun it is to 🐎 ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride 🎢 that big BLACK dick 🍆all day. HEY! 🎶 jingle clit, jingle clit, jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. HEY! 🎄
    
    Only ✌🏽 more weeks til Santa CUMS‼️🗓 That means it’s the 🙀 HOEfficial ✅ start of the most ❄️CUMderful❄️💦 time of the year! 🎉 Send this to 👉1⃣2️⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 DICKmas 🎄 cock suckers🍆👅 in 6️⃣9⃣ SEXonds or Santa won’t CUM😩👊💦 on you this HOEliday season!! 😭 If you get 5️⃣ back ⬅️... you’re a frosty 😋 cum slut. 💁🏾‍♀️❄️⛄️If you get 🔟 back, you’re a peppermint 🍬 pussy princess 👸🏾 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ 🔙 or more, Santa’s 🎅🏽 gonna BUTTFUCK 😱 your REAR chimney 🙀😮 ALL DICKCEMBER LONG 😵😵😵😈😈😈
    YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!!
    🎄😏 Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!🎄😏 IT’S THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! 📅 ❄️ ⛄️ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! 🎁🎄✡️ 🕎 ♥️🖤💚 SHHH! 🤫 Did u hear that? 😮👂 Somebody’s up on the rooftop! 🏠 ❄️ 🦌🦌🛷💥💥 IT’S YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL’ ST. THICCOLAS🎅⛓🥵🙀😻 and he says you’ve been XTRA naughty this year! 😈😜👅💦So he’s droppin’ down the chimney like it’s hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! 🫳🎁🔥🔥BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF UR SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝‍♀️🧝🎁 ✉️ if u get 0️⃣ back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH 🧌🫵 if u get 5️⃣ back ur back on the naughty list again next year 😈 📝 but if you get all 🔟 back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!! 🍪🥵🥧🎄
    🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE WHORE!!! 👯‍♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G H T Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cuming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint Pussy 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦
    
    Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🤳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯‍♀️🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🤤😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5️⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🪵🔥😉😏 but if u get 0️⃣ back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑
    🌲Merry FUCKmas🌲 to all my SLUTTY 🙉 little 💅 elves 👅.⭐ Congratulations ⭐ you've made Santa's NAUGHTY list 🥺😈 Make sure your COOKIE 😽 is ready for MILK🤶🌧🙀 cos Santa's 🎅 gonna slide UP your CHIMNEY 😛 Tis the season of GIVING 🎁😏 so wrap your gift right 🍆🍑 or the holiday PREGNOG 🥛 will have you feeling like the Virgin Mary 😇😩👼. SCREWge 😠😏 listened to the Ghost 👻 of Christmas Yet to CUM 👀🤝🍾 and you should too 😌. Send this to 10 HO-HO-HOES 🥵 and Little CUMMER Boys🙋🥁. Get 10 or more back and you're THE Saint DICK 💦 Get 5 back and you're a mistleHOE 🌿 Get 0 back and find out the true meaning of FISTmas🥊 when the rawdog reindeers run a sleigh on you 🦌☔😝🧻
    Hey there you raw-dogging reindeer 🦌 🦌 🍆 💦 💦 😋 you egregious elves 🧝🏼+🧝🏽‍♀️= 🏕 🔞🌚you nefarious naughty listers 👨🏻 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 📝 it’s time to pop the cherry 🍒🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ in Virgin Mary 🔑🦵🏼🔒🦵🏼 and take a hoe 💁🏽‍♀️ under the missletoe 🍃 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💦 🔞because it’s finally DICKmas!!! 🎄🎄💦💦💦 🎅🏻 So if you’re down for some foreplay in the sleigh 🛷 🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💨 👵🏻 and wanna get whimsy 😏 inside the chimney 🪵 🔥 🥵 😉 👌🏼 then stop the shopping 🛒 🛍 and give your girl a cocking 🍆 🍆 💦 🤤 in her lady stocking 🥖 💦 🧦 so that you roast 🔥 those chestnuts 🌰 🌰 🐿 💦 🥛 in her all night long 😩 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 Ever since Mary 👧 and HOEseph 👦🏻 brought that baby outta the barn 👶🏼 🍼 💦 ✝️ this whole world 🌎 has gotten freaky 👉🏻 👌🏼 ♾ 😏 and frisky 🥵 💦 🛀🏼 to satisfy their significunt others 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍆💦💦 🍑 = 🤰🏽🤤🤤Hoepfully you’ve shaved and behaved 🪒 🧼 👨🏻‍🦲 🍆 😉 , so you can take off that ugly sweater 🚫🧥 🥖 💦 ✋🏻 😳 ✋🏻 and make her drool 🤤 🤤 on a spool 🧵 of your man wool 🐑 🐑 💨 🖖🏼👁👅👁🖖🏼for the 25 days of FISTmas 👊🏼 👁👄👁👊🏼 If that option doesn’t suit her “ute” 🖐🐸 🤚👅👅👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 then fertilize another egg 🥚 🍼 💦 = 👶🏼 so you can snog 💋 on the nog 🥛 😵 ⚡️ while keeping a fist list ✊🏼 🖊 💦 📝 of all the naughty thotties 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️in Santa’s twerkshop 🍆 💦 💦 🍑 So ditch the secret Santa 🎅🏻 🎅🏻 🍆 💦 🦌 😳 and white elephant 🐘 unless you’re giving her some trunk spunk 😏 👏🏻 🦴 💦 💦 🤤 and go out in the mist 🌫 🌧💆🏻‍♀️to get put on the naughty list 🙋🏻‍♂️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️Send this to 10 slutty Santa’s helpers 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 💁🏽‍♀️ 🎄 so you can give her a rimmy 👅 🍑 in the chimney ⛺️ 🛌🔞 😏 or else, the only Candy cane getting licked 👅 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼😩 will be in the candy shop 🍭 😜 🦌 🦌 🛷 💦 💦 🎅🏻 🎄
    Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy dick sucking👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼
    MERRY ☃❄ CHRISTMAS 🇨🇽🎄 YOU 🙇 🧑‍🎄HO 😘 HO 🤶HOES‼️‼️‼️TIME ⏱TO UNWRAP 💝PRESENTS🎁 AND 🙏➕ WRAP ✋ SOME 🍭CANDY 🍬🍬 CANE 💈💦 DICK 🍆TO SLIDE 🎢👀 DOWN⬇️ YOUR 👏👨 CHIMNEY 🍑🎅🏠 ‼️‼️MAKE 👏 SURE 🔜👍 YOU STOP ❌😂 BY ✌️SANTA’S 🎅SEX 😻🍑 SHOP 🛒 ON 💌DICKMAS 🍆MORNING 🌅TO🙌🥂 🍆 PLAY 🥁⛹ WITH ➡😉 ALL 👌 YOUR 😍 FAVORITE 💯🔥 TOYS 🦴🎢 AND 🔙💰 OPEN 💰 WIDE 🧇👐 TO 💦➡ SWALLOW 💦SOME 👨 HOT 🔥 🍾EGGNOG 🍶🥛SHOTS 🔫‼️‼️SEND THIS 👅 TO 5️⃣ 😂 CHRISTMAS 🔥 HOES💃 TO 💦💦 GET 😫 A BIG ♟CURVY↪️ NORTH ☝💈 POLE IN 🔥 YOUR 👨 STOCKING 😘🎅 ‼️‼️SEND TO💋♻ 🔟 FOR 🎅 BIG 🥖💰SACK 🥜🥜 SANTA 😏TO 💦 SPILL 💦 HIS MILK 🍼😵💦 IN 🔛🔝🔜YOUR COOKIES 🍪 UNDER ⬇️THE 👌👏 TREE 🎄🎄‼️‼️SEND 🆘➡ TO 💦 1️⃣5️⃣ 👯‍♀️TO 🙊🦊 GET 💪🉐 SLEIGHED❤️‍🔥 BY 🍆🍆ALLLLL 😏😏THE 👏👉 REINDEER🦌 🦄🐖 AND 📗GO 👉 DOWN 👅IN 👇 HISTORY 📝🚫 AS 🛠 THE 🍃 TIGHTEST 🤑🥴CHRISTMAS 🎅🎄HOE 😂 🤤EVER ⏳‼️❄️ENJOY🥰 SOME SNOW ❄️ BY➡️💋THE FIRE 🧨🔥WITH AN 🌨🍧AVALANCHE❄️ OF👅 CUMMIES🍆💦☃️🧋‼️‼️‼️
    Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻right down⬇️my slutty💁‍♀️STOCKING🍑tonight🌚He knows when you’ve been slutty👯‍♀️and he knows when you’ve been horny😩💦so be 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA’S🎅🏻 little whore🍑🍆TONIGHT🌃 ITS🎄🍆DICKMAS🎄🍆all you HOT CHRISTMAS SLUTS are on the 🤬NAUGHTY LIST🤬this year. So that means 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA🎅🏻will be cumming💦🍄down⬇️your chimneys🏠His SACK💰is full of CUMMYS💦💧for all the boys💁‍♂️and girls💁‍♀️out there. Get ready to have your stockings🧦STUFFED🍆😩and your ass🍑UNWRAPPED🎁 Send this to twenty of your naughtiest😈Christmas🎄elves🧝‍♂️ Get zero0️⃣ back and you get nothing❌ but COAL🪨(up⬆️your ass🍑) get 5️⃣and you’re Santa’s🎅🏻little helper🧝‍♀️ALL NIGHT LONG🍆and it is LONG🍄. Get 🔟back and Santa🎅🏻 will sit🪑you on his lap🍆and fill your stocking🍑with his CUMMYS💦1️⃣5️⃣back and Santa🎅🏻will be delivering😩💦 a 🎁MASSIVE package🍆just for you2️⃣0️⃣back and you are the new 🧑‍🎄MRS CLAUS🧑‍🎄and you get 🎄Christmas cummies💦💧ALL YEAR ROUND🗓

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    don’t 👏🏼 fuckin 👏🏼 call 👏🏼 urself 👏🏼 festive 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 u 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 fit 👏🏼 an 👏🏼 entire 👏🏼 christmas 👏🏼 tree 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 ur 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼
    MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGGOT🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦
    
    SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦
    ‼️🎄 ATTENTION ‼️ ALL HO ‼️ 🎅🏻 HO ‼️🎅🏻 HOES ‼️🎅🏻🎄☃ it is 👉 finally 👉📅 🍆 DICKcember ☃🎁🍆💦 and you 🤔 know ⁉️🎄️🤔 what that ❄️ means ⁉️🤔☃ 🕗 time 🕠 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻 2️⃣ come 💦💦 ⬇️ down ⬇️ your chimney 🏠 and unload 🚚 his 🎅🏻 sack 🛍😳 of goodies 🎅🏻🍆💦💦 on 🔛 you 😳😏 get ready 🙋 2️⃣ 👂 listen👂👂 to 2️⃣ xmas🎄carols🎄☃🗣 guzzle some 🍳 egg 🍳 nog 💦💦👄 and get 👏 your 👏 stocking 👏 stuffed 🍆🍑☃🎅🏻 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣4️⃣th 🙅 don't 🙅 forget 😰 to 🍁 leave 🍁 your 🍆💦💦 milk 💦🍼 and 🍪 cookies 🍪 out 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻🎄☃🎄🎁 😜 🅱 cuz 😜 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣5️⃣th 🍆🎄☃🎅🏻 every1️⃣ will wake 😴 ⬆️ up ⬆️ 2️⃣ find 🕵 all the 💦 goodies 💦 Santa 🎅🏻 has ⬅️ left ⬅️ for 4️⃣ them 🎁🎁🎁 send 📩 this 2️⃣ ten 🔟 of 🎅🏻 santa's 🎅🏻 ☠ baddest ☠ bitches 🙋 or you 🚫 won't 🚫❌😟 get your 🛎 bells 🛎🛎 jingled 🛎 this year 😩 get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you're a 👙 slutty 💋💄 elf 🙇🏻 get 👉🔟👈 back 🔙 and you'll 🎄🎅🏻 get to 😚 suck 😚😊 all 🌚 night 🌚 on that ol' 🎅🏻 saint 🎅🏻 DICK 🎅🏻🍆💦💦☃🎄🎁🎄
    It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
    Merry Fuckin Christmas ‼️❤️‍🔥🎄🎁 to all the naughty hoe hoe hoes ‼️☝️😈 and filthy animals 🦌🐑🐇🐻‍❄️💦 now that it’s finally DICKmASS ‼️🍆 and ur toasty in bed ♨️🛌 jolly ole St. Dickolas ❤️‍🔥🎅 needs u to jingle his balls 👋🎊 ride his sleigh ❄️🛷 lick his candy cane 😋 ask for cumberry sauce 🫗 and drink up allllll that egg nog 👅🍳🥛💦💦 for the rest of Dickcember 💙🦌💚 he knows when you’ve been sleeping 💤 around 💞😏 he knows that you got cake 🍰🍑 so let him eat your cookie 🍪 join his twerkshop 💃👉👌👉👌 kiss under the bushes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌳 of his mistle-side-hoes 👩‍❤️‍👩☘️ and 8 🎱 maids 🐄💃💃🏽💃🏼💃🏿💃🏻💃🏾💃🏻💃🏽a milking 🍼 his North Pole 🍆💦 and after ole Tits Kringle 🌛🎅🏿 cums in their dirty chimneys 🌚🏡 he’ll land on your booftop 🍑 and fill ur stockings 🧦 with whips 🪄 & chains ⛓️ and put you 🫵 at the 🔝 TOP 🔝 of his 🤬NAUGHTY list🤬 cause the Yule log 🪵 gonna need to roast some chestnuts 🌰🌰🔥🔥🔥 this year 🗓️👿 and only the freakiest 👿 elves 🧝🏼‍♀️💯🧝‍♂️💯🧝 can ride 🛷🌟🤠 can u satisfy little cummer boi? 🧐🥁💦💦 get in the FISTmas spirit! ✊🎅🏽 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds 🕕🕘 send this invite 💌💦 to Santa’s candy shop 🍬🍡🍭🍫 💎🍆👭👬👭💒‼️ if u get 🔟 back u got a plump partridge 🐧 and a juicy pear tree 🌳🍐🍐🍐☔️ if u get 5️⃣ back ur Santa’s sluttiest little helper 🛍️🎄🥹👉👈 & if u get 0️⃣ back he’s gonna put you on the fucking🖕NICE list🖕 where all Yule get is nice guys 🙅🏼‍♀️😝 and a lump of coal in your butthole 🌚🕳️🖤 bah humcunt!
    HOE HOE HOE ‼️😜😜 ITS THAT TIME 🕝⌛️ oF yEAR AGAIN‼️ 📅🗓📌 💯 OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦ST. NICK™ is CUMMING 👀💦💦👅🍆😜😜 TO TOWWWNN ‼️🎅🎅🏡 BUT WAIT! 🙇😯 SaTAn Clause has been WATCHIN YOU‼️👀👀 hes been takin NOTES 🕵📝📝🔭 👀😎he KNOWS if you’ve been NAUGHTY 👿👺or NICE 😇☀️👼if you’ve been GOOD for GOODNESS’ SAKE 😇😌❤️💙😘 Daddy Nicholas will slide down into your CHIMNEY 🍆🍑😏 aND eat up 🍴😋your COO(ch)KIES nd MILK 🍪🍼👀😜👅💦💦😩👏👏😏 IF YOUVE BEEN NAUGHTY 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO CHRISTMAS CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of Santa’s lil ELF TWINKS 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you’ll get Daddy Nicholas’ SUPER FESTIVE🎉🎁 THICC DICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩
    Hey there you pewbic preachers 🥵 🤲 🤤 🙏 ⛪️ 👅 you cross bearing cocksuckers ✝️ 🥴 ✊🏻 🍆 💦 💦 ⛪️ you kinky clergymen 🤵🏻+ 👩🏽 = ✝️💦 🛌 😏 it’s time to get nailed 🔨 💨 😩 🥵 railed 👨🏻+ 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 = 🚂 😓 and impaled 👉🏻 👌🏻 😉 ♾️ like the hoely spirit 👻 & 💁🏻‍♀️ + 💁🏻‍♀️ = ✂️ 🍑 😋 this year 📅 because it’s Cocktic Christmas 🎅🏾 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 🤶🏼 🦌 🦌 🎄 🌲 🧝 So if you’re down to copt a feel 👋🏻 🍑 & 🍒 👁️🫦👁️during cuntfession 🦵🏻♦️🦵🏻 🖐️ 🐸 🖐️👅👅👅 🦵🏻🪰🦵🏻 then seek those naughty nuns 👩🏽 💁🏻‍♀️ ✂️ 🚿 🥵 that’ll repent 🙏 and bent 👋🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻all down the chimney 🪵 🌲 💨 🔥 🤤 It’s been a cold 🥶 🧊 and wet 💦 🌊 winter ❄️ so far, but as the floods ⛰️ 🌊 ☠️ come, it’s time to embark 🤠 👋🏻 🍑 on the ark 🛶 💦 😈 and ride 🐎 that wooden winter splinter 🎅🏾 🌲 💨 😮‍💨😮‍💨all queefinox long 🌞 🌚 🌝 = 🛌🔞🔞 🤫 Hoepefully you can leave a nudge smudge 🥕 🍒 💦 👄 before heavenly daddy 👨🏻 🥵 judge thee to seven minutes ⌛️ in hoely heaven. 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ 🏝️ 😌 Don’t forget to dickorate 🍆 🫦 😏 the tree 🌲 🪵 🐿️ 🥜 🍼 💦 🥛 so that you can savor that sweet spruce juice 🪵 🥛 🤤 until you get to scratch an itch from Ms. Claws 😜 👅 🦵🏻 🦞 🦵🏻 🌚Send this to 10 pussyhound priests ✝️ 👦🏻 👨🏻 👉🏻 👌🏻 ⛪️🔞🔞to get your crucifix baptized✝️🍼💦💦🤤Or else, the only thing nailed 🔨 🥊 🦵🏻 🐠 🦵🏻 🤢 will have been from 2023 years ago 👼 ☁️ ☀️ ✝️🧖🏻‍♂️
    Merry 🎊 thiccmas 🍑🤤 u frosty ❄️ thots! As u anticipate 😛 santa 🎅 cumming 😩💦 down your chimney😏 u better be thinkin 🤔☁️☁️about Tiny Tim 👪and his not-so-tiny crutch 🙈🍆🍆🍆 who ain't gettin those cripple ♿️ cummies 💦☔️ this HOEliday 🎁 season. Don't be a Thiccmas Screwge 🤢😡🔩 and share this message to some naughty 😵👮🏻 elves who need some black 🖤🖤rocks 🌰 in their stocking😘🎅🏻. Get 5 back and you'll get your stocking stuffed🌯. Get 10 back and you're gonna get something good 🙆🏼 under your Christmas bush 🌲🌲🌲🎁. Get 20 back and you're a Santa Clit 👅👄 licker!
    Alright 👊🏻 you 👈🏻 Christmas 🎄 cats 🐈 when Santa 🎅🏻 slides ⛷down 👇🏻your 👆🏻chimney 🏠 this Xmas🎄 make sure 🌚 you 👈🏻 spread 👐🏻 them 🍑 xttrrraaa THICCC Christmas 🙌🏻 hams 🐖 🍑 wide 👐🏻 because Santa’s🎅🏻 here 👏🏻 to stuff 😯 you’re 👊🏻 stocking 🔑😍with his 🍆 chestnuts 🥜 so open 👅 wide and receive 👉🏻 Santa’s 🎅🏻 reindeer 🦌 you 🍻ho 😉ho 😻ho 💦
    'Twas the 🌜night🌜 before 🎄❄Christmas🎄❄, when all through the 🏡house🏡
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a 🐭mouse🐭;
    The 👢stockings👢 were hung by the 🔥chimney🔥 with care,
    In hopes that 🎄🎅St. Nicholas🎅🎄 soon⏰👀 would be there;
    The 💤☺children💤☺ were nestled all 👌snug in their 😴beds;
    While visions of sugar-plums🍬🍭🍑 danced in their heads💤;
    And 👵mamma👵 in her 'kerchief, and 👴I👴 in my cap,
    Had just settled our brains😴😴 for a long winter's 💤nap💤,
    When out on the lawn🏡 there arose such a clatter😡👂,
    I👴 sprang from my bed to see what😡😡😡 was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew🏃🏃 like a flash🏃🏃,
    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
    The 🌜🌛moon🌜🌛 on the breast👍😏😉 of the new-fallen ⛄❄snow⛄❄,
    Gave a lustre of midday⏰👀🌞 to objects below⬇,
    When what😮 to my wondering eyes👀 did appear‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️,
    But a miniature sleigh🚗 and eight tiny rein-deer🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕,
    With a 👴little👴 old👴 driver so lively🎅 and quick,
    He slid down the chimney and screamed📢 "I'M PICKLE RICK"🍆🍆🍆
    Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 cumming💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 this 🎄Christmas ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 if u want to get NAUGHTY🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2018❗ with a BANG 😩💦💥
    🎅 H⭕️E H⭕️E H⭕️E 🎅 TIS THE SEASONS ❄️☃️ FOR ALL THE GOOD 😇 LITTLE SLUTS 😈💦 TO GET THEIR 🍆👅💦 PERVERTED 🍑🍆💦 HOLIDAY 🎁 🎁 PRESENTS 🎁🎁 THIS YEAR 🗓 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR MOST 🤶 HOE-LLY 🤶 JOLLY WHORES 😜🍆 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND THE ONLY THING IN YOUR 🧦 STOCKING 🧦 IS A 🔒😭🔒 CHASTITY CAGE 🔒😭🔒 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE A MURRY 😻 COCKMAS 👅💦 GIVING HOE-LIDAY 💃 HEAD 👅🍆💦 TO YOUR FURRY 💄🦊🐺 REINDEER 🦌🦌🦌 DADDY 😋🍆💦 GET ALL 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND 🎅 DADDY CHRISTMAS 🎅 WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER 👉👌 YOU THE CONTENTS 💦💦 OF HIS 🍒 LARGE SACK 🍒 DIRECTLY FROM HIS ❗️🍆❗️ NORTH POLE ❗️🍆❗️ 
    HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS‼️🎅❄️ ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS‼️🎄 Don't worry, there is still time to make it on the 😈👿 NAUGHTY👿😈 list this year 😉😉 Warm up on the 1️⃣2️⃣ COCKS🍆🎄 of ⛄CHRISTMAS🌨️ cause when 🎅💦SANTA CUMS💦🎅 the whole sleigh team is taking a turn 😍😉 I hope you're ready for Rudolph's 🦌🍆💦THROBBING RED STUD🦌🍆💦 cause he's been saving this 🤤🤤LOAD🤤🤤 all 📅YEAR⏲️LONG📏Once all your 🕳️🤤💦HOLES💦🤤🕳️are full of Christmas 🍦🦌🎅CREAM🎅🦌🍦and you've successfully 🏁FINISHED🏅the whole 🎅🦌TEAM🦌🎅 send this to your 2️⃣0️⃣ favorite Christmas 🦌🎄⛄HOE HOE HOES⛄🎄🦌. if you get 0️⃣ back, 🎅SANTA🎅 is gonna 🤤STUFF😍 your 🐈PUSSY🙀 full with 🚂COAL⛰️. 5️⃣, and you can 👅LICK😋 the milk and cookies 🥛🍪 from 🎅SANTA'S ASS🍑. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, 💦CUM💦 will be your 🎅🎄 CHRISTMAS SNACK🍩🥛. 1️⃣5️⃣, the team might 🚥 STOP 🛑 by for round 2️⃣💦 on the way 🎅💦HOME🦌⛄😏. 2️⃣0️⃣, and you get a 🍆💦DICK🍆💦 as 📏LONG AND THICK📐 as the 💈📍NORTH POLE💈📍 to fill up your 👇🍑SOUTH HOLE⚫💦❗‼️❗MERRY CHRISTMAS COCKSUCKERS 🍆💦🍑🎅😏👅

    ‼️ATTENTION, CITIZEN‼️ ‼️警告Uh oh! You’ve made an oopsie, citizen!

      Origin

      This is part of the China/CCP copypasta specifically the ‘ATTENTION CITIZEN‘ type that often spread as a mockery of the Chinese social credit system.

      ‼️ATTENTION, CITIZEN‼️
      
      ‼️警告Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!!警告‼️
      
      ⚠️市民请注意‼️ This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 因此,您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be discounted from your profile, resulting in the lowering of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the PRC!
      
      ‼️ -1000 Social Credits, Bad work peasant! You have disrespected our great leader Xi Jinping公轉急序土 and talked about the Tiannamen Square, off to you to the re-education camp! Remember to use the promo code "BEIJING" at your checkout to recieve a free food resource for your family a day. Good bye citizen and glory to the CCP!‼️
      
      Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! 祝你好运‼️

      Bro thinks he’s tough talking on TikTok 😭

        listen here lil bud❌️💀🔥‼️‼️i will put you on my 𓀐 𓂸 list if you yap allat 1 more time‼️🔥💀🙏 i betta not catch u lacking in these comments ever🤞🤞💀🔥❌ 
        Bro thinks he’s tough talking on TikTok 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games dawg
        I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
        ngl id smack df outta you son…😭☝️🪦 i dont play that typa shi💯 never let it happen again..🪦🐍😭if I catch you in these streets it’s OVER
        BLUD is tough talking on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else im going WILD 
        Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰️😭
        You think your safe commenting this‼️⁉️🙅‍♂️Better keep your Butt Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‼️
        What’s all this yimmer yammering you been talking bout to the gang💀👆 if I EVER catch you on these streets again I’d hate to slap you son❌💀😭🙏💯
        I will do some malicious gestures to your Buttocks small gentleman. If I dare see your profile in the comment section ever again your demise will come
        BLUD is tough talking on TIKTOK😭💯💯💀 if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🪬 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEECKS or else im going WILD
        I shall spread thy cheeks little boy, It would not be splendid to see you in my comment chamber ever again 🤑🤑🤑🤑😡😤👾
        Pal thinks he's wicked chattering on TikTok 🤓. If you identify me on the roads, sprint because I'm a treacherous individual 🐺💯
        Thy insinuates that he is menacing communicating on tiktok. 🤓 If you glance at me on the roads, observe cautiously, as I am a terrifying individual.
        u thought u was safe commenting this on tiktok lil bro 😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️better pray u ain't catching me on these streets dawg 💯💯🙏🙏
        lil bro thinks he's on the game dawg😭😭🔥🔥💯💯 you better watch out on the streets cause you know I ain’t playin these games🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️💯
        You puny earthling 👽🙏 dont ever let my radar detect your heat signature on my homeworld or i will have to anally probe you 🔥💯🛸
        BLUD is talking tough on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILDYou think you safe in the comment section⁉️🙅You betta hope you dont🐍catch me in these streets cause my desire for cheeks🍑 dont play no games😈I will swing ma balls on you like a grandfather clock🕰️😭🙏 betta not catch you in these comments again or its finna gon be OVER for youI will sever those glutes young lad😭🙏🏽🙏🏽 I better not discover you committing notorious deeds or it gonna be over🗣️🗣️😭I will proceed to spread the gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback sectionsI will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it's finna gon be OVER for you 👾 😭😭🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ betta pray you aint catchin me on these streets dawg 🙏🙏💯💯💯 you finna regret it talkin crazyy stuff like dat look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈
        if you dare say a single syllable you shall beyou’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵I will create a gap amongst thou’s turbulence creators if I catch this dubious dialogue being spread again 😭🙏‼️I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro🤑🦟🙏🏽 I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🗣️🤑 Don’t ever disrespect me cuh on my dead homies 🙏🏼🕊️I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰️😭 dawg you think your safe commenting this‼️⁉️🙅‍♂️Better keep your Butt Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‼️ Betta hope u not talkin to my homie like dat young slime🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️💀 Ill play with your asshole hairs like a banjo if you keep talkin crazy😭🤦🏽‍♂️🪕🪕
        I will buckle your cheeks lil bro😭🙏 this lil bro thinks he on the game dawg😭🔥 dont let me catch you in my comments again or its OVER for you👾😭🦅
        Listen here fella🫵 we do not MESS with this online writing section🙅❌ Better gorilla glue those cheeks or else ima feel DEVIOUS👾💯💯
        BLUD is talking tough on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILDYou think you safe in the comment section⁉️🙅You betta hope you dont🐍catch me in these streets cause my desire for cheeks🍑 dont play no games😈I will swing ma balls on you like a grandfather clock🕰️😭🙏 betta not catch you in these comments again or its finna gon be OVER for youI will sever those glutes young lad😭🙏🏽🙏🏽 I better not discover you committing notorious deeds or it gonna be over🗣️🗣️😭I will proceed to spread the gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback sectionsI will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it's finna gon be OVER for you 👾look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈 if you dare say a single syllable you shall beyou’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵I will create a gap amongst thou’s turbulence creators if I catch this dubious dialogue being spread again 😭🙏‼️
        you’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵 You think your safe commenting this‼️⁉️🙅‍♂️Better keep your Ass Cheeks 🍑 closed❌ cus I'm coming for you‼️ I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s gon be OVER for you 👾 i will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰️🙏don’t ever let me catch you commenting again lil bro😭💯🔥🦡🫃🫃 i am ℝ𝔼𝕂𝕋ANGULAR😂😂👌🅱️🅱️😂👌😂😂👌🅱️🅱️ GIMME 😋 GIMME 😛 GIMME 😝 GIMME 😜 GIMME 🤪 GIMME 🤑 𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕄𝕄𝕐 🤤 On my way! On my way! On my way! On my way! look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks 💯 dont dilly dally between my insolence😈😈 if you dare say a single syllable you shall be I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro🤑🦟🙏 I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🗣️🤑
        :😯bro I will tickle your pickle for a nickel🤑 🦗 I better not catch you again ight?😂😂😂keep them cheeks tight🗣️💯💯💯💯
        I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴍenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ😭💯🔥
        Buddy, you’ve made a big mistake‼️because when I show up🚘😶‍🌫️at your door🚪 spread your butt cheeks😈and get on the floor👇 cuz ur done for 😭🙏
        shall stretch thy gluteus Maximus skin flaps scallywag😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 you for the best shall not ever get caught in my talkive section👾
        You shall not get into my talkive section ever again😭🤫☝🏻cuz if i catch u one more time there will be a gigantic pickle rick 🗣️🗣️✅up in yo diddle click😑🫠🤫🤔
        😬Sleep with one eye open lil buddy👽👽 be aware of these balls swinging on your face when you wake up 😭🙏😹😹😭🙏🙏🤭🤭
        if you say help one more time I will go ham on those cheeks 😭😭🙏🔥🔥 they'll grow lips and start screaming help 💯
        You naughty little boy🎅🙏Keep misbehaving and your gonna take a ride on Santa's lap🎅🛷
        Are you joking? You said your phone was taken away, and I see you commenting this? nah its over with us..💔

        IS THAT A STELLARIS REFERENCE???

          ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING STELLARIS REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 STELLARIS IS THE BEST FUCKING PARADOX GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 BUBBLES IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 ALISN SCUM ALIEN SCUM ALIEN ALIEN SCUM ALIEN SCUM 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET EVADING HOSTILE FLEET IT’S NOT A HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION IF THERE NOT HUMAN IT’S NOT A HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION IF THERE NOT HUMAN Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 Yo Khan! 🇲🇳 They voted to kick me out of the Federation? I AM THE FEDERATION *Leaves Federation and Declares War*❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SAVE THE TIYANKI SAVE THE TIYANKI So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN? PLANETARY INVASION REWORK WHEN?  😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? Fortress world in chokepoint? 🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 I hate Xeno Scum 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 Militarism and Materialist best ethics for Stellaris r/Stellarisr/unexpectedStellaris r/ExpectedStellaris perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanosfor balance r/DSRfunny

          Pearl Harbor Day

            It’s December 7th so Make 🖕 sure 💯 you 👈 don’t 🚫🚫 get 🉐 ‼️SURPRISE 😱 ATTACKED‼️ 💢 by 🍂 his ♿ D🍆 🍼 this 🌊Pearl 🍃 Harbor Day! 😰😰😰 He’s 👀🏃👨 gonna 🗣️ be 👎 the only 😔 thing 🐵 GOING 🏃 DOWN⬇️⬇️ 👈🍑 tonight! 😩🥴 Let’s 👪 see 😳 if he 🚩 can 💦 find 🚪🔍 the 🐚PEARL 🔮 in 😭 your 👉 harbor🚢. Share ♥️ this with 🔟 fellow 👯 women-at-arms 💪 fighting 👍🏾 🔫to defend their 😗 rights 👌 to life👶, 💓 liberty🔔, 🗽 and pursuit of that ➡️ dick🍌. 🍆 If you 👈 get 🙌🏼 5️⃣ 🍆 back, 💪🏼 you’ll 💙 be 🤰 getting 🉐 your 🇺🇸👈😀 fill 💉 of SEA-MEN. If you 🌟 get 🉐 none 🙅🏻‍♀️ back ⬅️👹👹👹👹 0️⃣🚫, 0⃣ sorry 😳 hoe 👌🏼👌 but 🍑😫 your 🌉 U.S.S. Arizona 🚤 is gonna 🛠️➡️👤😢 sink 😵😰💉 😩🙅
            🔥🇺🇸 **HISTORY ALERT!** 🇺🇸🔥
            
            On ☃️ that 🥰😇✨ **SUNNY** ☀️ **Sunday** 📅 **morning** 🗿 of December 7, 😝😎 1941, Messman **Doris Miller** was on 🔛 **🍳 breakfast** 🥣🍞 **duty** aboard the **USS West ⬅ Virginia** in ⛵⛵⚓ **Pearl 🍃 Harbor**, Hawaii! 🍳☕️ Suddenly, 🎆 **BAM!** 💥 Nine **🕤 Japanese 🎴 torpedoes** hit 👊😡 the **🚢 ship**, 🔱 **chaos** 🌋 ensued! 😱
            
            In 👉 the **middle** 🤬 of the **madness**, **Miller**, a **Black ⬛ man** 👨‍🎓 assigned to **serve** 💁 **white 🏻💼 officers**, **stepped up** 🚘 **BIG 🔥 time!** 👰 🙌 **He 🥵 helped move 🔛 the ship's wounded captain**, 🧑‍✈️ **fired 🔥 an anti-aircraft gun** 🔫 **despite** 🙅 **zero** 👰👰 **training**, 🚋 and **rescued injured sailors.** 💪🚢
            
            **That ⬇️ night**, 🌌 the **U.S.** 📈😜 **declared war** 🤬🔫⚔️ **on** 🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛 **Japan,** 🇯🇵 **kicking** 👞 **off** 📴 **a crazy** 🤪 **global** 🌎 **showdown!** **Japan,** 🗾 **Italy,** 🇮🇹 **and Germany** 🍺 **formed a "steel pact"** (whatever 😈 **that** 💕 **is)** **against** 🚫 **the** **U.S.** 🇺🇸 🤨 **Mussolini** **and** **Hitler** **believed** 🙏🙌 **Americans** 🇺🇸 **were** 👇🍑 **corrupted 😥 by** 😈😈 **Jews** **and** **Black ⚫ Americans.** 🇺🇸 😒
            
            **Fast 🏃 forward ⏩ to THOT-O-WEEN,** **Mussolini's** **fascism** 💀💀💀 **ideology** 💯🚫 **is on** 🔛🔼 **the scene.** 🎬 **Forget** 🧠 **socialism,** 🚫 **he's** ✅ **all** 👥👨 **about** 💦 **ruthless leaders, suppressing opposition, 🙅‍♀️ and elevating a dictator. 😈 Hitler joins the party, 🥳 thinking 🤔 fascism 💀💀💀 will 😜⚽ destroy 💥☄️ democracy!** 📈 🎉
            
            **But** 🏾 **guess** 👉👈 **what?** 😉 **Democracy** 📈 **fights** 🎺🤼😡 **back!** 🚮🤚 🇺🇸 **World** 🌎 **War** 😵 **II** 😊👍 **becomes a battle** 👷‍♂️🔪🔫👷‍♀️ **between** 👄 **democracy** 📈 **and** **fascism.** 💀💀💀 **FDR, the man** 👨‍🚀 **in** 👏👏 **charge,** 💲 **hammers home** 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👪 **that 😳 it's about** 💦 **the survival** 🍖 **of democracy.** 📈 💬
            
            **16** 💩 **million** 💰 **Americans** 🇺🇸 **serve** 💁 **in** 👇🅿️ **the war,** 😱🔫 **embracing democracy's call** 📞 **for 😏👨 equality.** ✊🌈 **African Americans, 🇺🇸 Latinos, Jews, Native 👨🏻 Americans** 🇺🇸 **— all** 🍆🎤 **in** 👤 **the mix!** 🥄 🌍 **Democracy** 🗽🇺🇸🏈 **triumph
            
            s,** **the Allies win,** 🏆🏅 **and it seems** 👀 **like 😄 democracy 📈 will 👏💰 rule 🚷 the world.** 💀💀💀 🏆
            
            **Post-WWII,** **America** ⛵ **aims for** 😏😏😏👅 **a more** 👏💦 **inclusive society.** 👥 **But,** 😳 **uh-oh,** 😐 **some 💵 folks** 👥 **resist equality.** ✊🌈 **Fearmongering leaders chip** 🍟 **away** 🔜💨 **at laws** 🚨 **protecting equality.** ✊🌈 🚫 **Now,** 👩‍🦳 **democracy** 🗽🇺🇸🏈 **faces 😃😍 another 4️⃣ attack by 😺 those 🐥🐥 who 👀 think 💭 some 👆 are better 👍 than 👉 others.** 🏼 😨
            
            **The once-grand Republican** 👯🙏🏻💯 **Party** 🎊 **falls to the right ☝🏽 wing,** 🍗 **led** 👉👌💦 **by 4️⃣ Trump 🍊🧍 and crew.** 🙏🏼💸 **Their** 🍆 **plan?** 📝🤔 **Replace** 😰😞 **civil service,** 🐕‍🦺 **weaponize justice** 👨‍⚖ **and military,** 👨🏼‍✈️ **target** 🎯🎯🎯 **immigrants,** **ban 😤🚫🙅‍♂️ Muslims,** **silence** 😶 **LGBTQ+,** 👩‍👩‍👦 **prosecute journalists,** **end 🔚 abortion,** 👼🏼 **and set** 📺 **up ☝️ an autocracy.** 🤯
            
            🗳️ **Will** 👫🎬 **we** 👉💰 **let 🙆 American 🇺🇸 democracy 📈 crumble?** 🇺🇸 **Doris Miller wouldn't 😩 stand 💨 for 👧🍀 it!** **He** 📷 **fought for 👷 human 👤 equality,** ✊🌈 **even 🌖🌕 though 🥰💖✨ American 🗽 democracy 📈 had 👞 its flaws. He** 👥 **laid 😂 down 👇 his 🐍 life 😀 for 👏🍆 the cause.** 💋 🌟
            
            **Despite 🚫 doomsayers,** **American 🇺🇸🦅 democracy 📈 lives** 👤👈💓 **on.** 📷 **Our** 💰👶 **system** 📷 **gives** 😚 **us 🇺🇸 heroes like 🩸 Doris Miller, and better 🎰 yet, 👇👀 it MAKES 🌽💘 us 👨 heroes like 💖 him.** 👴 💙👊 **Democracy** 📈 **might 📷 face** 🙈 **challenges,** **but 😜 it's up ✨ to us 👬🏻 to defend it.** 🗽✊
            
            **#DemocracyDefenders✊ #DorisMillerSpirit🌈**

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