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Veterans Day

    Happy Veterans Day🗽💯! It's time To 🎈CELEBRATE 🎉the troops today so their helmets ⛑ shouldn't be all that is hard🍆😋! Remember 🧠🤔 their sacrifice so that we can be the sexy 😜cumqueens 💦👸💁‍♀️that we are today. Let freedom 🇺🇸 ring because it's time 🕙 to let a vet SEMPER FI-nish 🍆💦all over your smooth little belly. Don't forget to serve 💪✋🏼your CUNTry today! 💯Send this to 🔟 little SLUTS ready to give cervix to America. 🇺🇸If you get 5️⃣ back you're promoted to Genital. 🍆🍑
    i hope ur standing🕴🕴 🥖🥖at attention 😳😳because it’s VETERANS DAY🇺🇸💂👮🇺🇸—like memorial day but for people who have been veteRAN THROUGH🚂🤪😏🍆🍆, so give a FIVE FINGER SALUTE ✊↔️✊ and RESPECT THOSE TROOPS 🤤👅! remember that some gave all 😢⚰️but ALL GAVE CUM 🥳💦in the FIGHT 💪💪 for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT🍑🍆🍑🍆 so SUCK🍭🍭 daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT👉👌 or let him COCK😏 it in your PORT 🚢⛵send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ hotties 🥵🥵 you want to SEMPER FI-nish all over u 💦💦👁👄👁.If u get 0️⃣ back its BACK TO THE TRENCHES for u! If u get 5️⃣ back ur CENTRAL POWERS could use some work🥶🥶!!! If u get 🔟 back i'm SHELL SHOCKED 😱💣💥💣😱 ur the BOMB!! 💋👅💦💦🔫🔫 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦 💦IN UR FOX🦊🦊🦊HOLE TONIGHT!!!!
    HEY 👋 ALL YOU 🫵 DIRTY 😏PRIVATES 🪖🎖️ YOU’VE JUST BEEN SHAFT-ED 📝INTO WORLD 🌎 WHORE 🫦 ONE 1️⃣ ‼️‼️ERECT ☝️ YOUR FLAG 🇺🇸 AND STAND 🧍‍♂️ YOUR LITTLE SOLDIER 💂‍♀️ TO ATTENTION 🫡 SERGEANT 🎖️SEMEN 💦AND ADMIRAL 👮‍♀️ ANAL 🍑 WANT YOU TO STAND FOR THE FAG 🏳️‍🌈AND KNEEL 🧎‍♂️TO SUCK DICK 😗🍆COLONEL 🎖️ CUM 💦💦 WANTS TO HIDE 🙈 HIS ARMY MEN 🪖👬IN ⬇️ YOUR FOXHOLE 🕳️‼️HOPE 🙏 YOU DON’T GET TRENCHDICK 🧥🍆 FROM HIS 💦 SOPPING WET 💦 PUSSY 🐱 SEND THIS 👇 TO 69 ♋️ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😏🫦 SOLDIERS 🫡‼️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 📩, YOU ARE A VAGINA ✂️VETERAN 👩‍🦽‼️ IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 📨, YOUR DICK 🍆 TOO ✌️BOMB 💣💥‼️‼️IF YOU GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK 💌THE AIR WHORES💥✈️💥 WILL STRIKE 🪧 THEIR DICK 🍆 DRONES 🛩️ ONTO YOUR GI-SPOT 🪖😩 IN THE NAME 🙏 OF THIS CUNT-TRY 😽💁‍♀️ ‼️‼️IF YOU GET 0 BACK📥😭, YOU’VE GOT PTSD 😰: PUSSY 🐈 TASTE 👅STANK 🤢DISEASE 😷
    You call it a cummy 😝 I call it fun I can't stop a cadet daddie ❤️❤️❤️ from poking my buns 🍔 I'm too squishy no cummies for you ⊙﹏⊙ 😭 just kidding you get one or maybe two 😎👀💦💦💦 Who knows 😈 maybe three , maybe four, once I feel a cummy I just want more ✔! I'm Oprah 😝 on her show, I'm 🅱lack and loud ✊ and I want to make every veteran daddy proud 󾓦, thinking of troops and their willies hard as rock , they all make me squishy like their famous soldier cock 🌋! 😉🐳 send this to the troops 💣 who made us their princess of squish, get five back you're a real cumqueen bish 🍆🍆🍚 six, seven, eight or nine? Well somebody's been having a squishy time 😏😇😜 ten is great but don't stay up late, a cum queen needs rest to regenerate 😤😤😤😑
    fuck veterans lmao

gamers have fought in

-ww1 🔫

-ww2 🔫

-space 🚀👾

-crusades ✝️⚔️

-post apocalypse ☢️😷

-animes 🇯🇵💢

-gamergate (never forget) 🎮🛡️

so dont talk to me about ur injuries from "afganeestan" 😂😂

    Coach Prime

      Coach Prime calling it like it is!!!!!!1!! ALWAYS!!!! How can you not Love ❤️ him and want the best for him and his whole family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦!!! am sure he would be a great NFL Coach too! It a MAN 👨 like Coach Prime is right where he belongs BUILDING 👷MEN! 👬Can't wait to see your future Coach Your a legend ON and OFF the Field! My Favorite story EVER was Desmond taking a return back Vs. The Atlanta Falcons! Then when Coach or really at this point Prime Time told the Kickoff return man to get out of the game (as Prime Time was the Punt Returner at that point) then he proceeded to take back Prime Times own TD return! I remember Coach saying he was s000000 mad 😡 about Desmond bringing a TD return back he got so mad and proceeded to do the same! NOW THAT IS WHAT PRIME TIME was all about! What a Wonderful WINNER 🏆 and THE BEST SHOWMAN! EXACTLY what the people wanted to see! COACH PRIME BETTER DO his TD DANCE 🕺 when he wins the NCAA Championship 🏆!!!! I would love to see that again many times! In and EndZone too!!!!

      IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE???

        ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths for America. Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 That drainage in school really looks like a black sun thoe. Hans, what the fuck have you done to the Poopenfarten you degenerate. Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀 Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀 Hilarious rape guy(COURT OF THE BROWN KAISER REFERENCSJUEU⁉️⁉️⁉️) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) Biology teacher when talk about family trees and genes or some shit and mentions Alexei as last Romanov 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Contain the laughter do not let it seep through Speer Speer Speer bit cuungus slavery stronk pay 0 recishamark ubermensch ekonomie. Today i went to the supermarket to buy something and sudenly i found a "Girl" with a Dentist Speer hoodie 😹 so i approached and whisper to her "Wholesome SocDem Sablin is better than Dentist Speer" and she runned away and told me that i stay away from she so i say her "tipical Speer Germany player with his Stupid Go4 😹" , and then i found with her again in another hall and told her Zhdanov is better Unifier than the stupid Taboritsky 😹😹😹😹" and she became crazy and told me that i leave her alone (i didn't know what to say) so i taked a bottle of cum and i showered her with it and told her "take a bath stupid Dentist Speer fan JAJAJJAJA" then she call the guards and they kicked me out meanwhile i screamed "FOR THE GREAT TRIALLLLL" but i was happy because i humilliate her and she didn't have any argument, stupid Edgy 😹😹😹😹. My daily in Poopenstatt-Burgund Every single day, I wake up with bags under my eyes and an extreme headache. My anus is so sore that I spend all night writhing in pain and screaming in agony. At precisely 5:00 every morning, Poopenstaffel troops would smash down my door, come into my bedroom, rip the blanket off me, handcuff me and drag me out of the house to the Poopenfabrik. The life of an average citizen in The Brown State. Hehe, funny Burgundy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣More like BRUHgundy amirite?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Le STRENG GEHEIM!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait. You’re not laughing? B-but, I said le funny country!? Le funny epic concentration camps!!!! Why aren’t you laughing😡🤬🤬

r/TNOmod r/unexpectedTNO r/expectedTNO perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/NPPFunny
        ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO  REFERENCE 🤬11 🔨🙃😅1 🔨😀😁1 🔨1 🔨😀1 🔨😀😁1 🔨1 🔨😀😁 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST  FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊  BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩  😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE  KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY  LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY  LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK 👺👿👹 RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED  RFK BLESSED Yo Speer 🕊 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈🔫 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈 🇩🇪  Yo Speer 🔫😏 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈🔫 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈  🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈🔫😏 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈 Yo Speer 🔨🎯 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😏💋🔫 🇩🇪 Yo  Speer 😏 Yo Speer 🔨🎯 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😏💋🔫 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈🔫 🇩🇪  Yo Speer 🔫😏😈 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈🔫😏 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈🔫 🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😈🔫😏 🇩🇪 Alexei is  still alive 🚪 TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN  BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So  Long 🤤💲‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN 👄🧿💋 SANE DSR  PATH WHEN 🤓🔫 SANE DSR PATH WHEN 🤓🧿 SANE DSR PATH WHEN 🤓🧿😇 SANE DSR PATH WHEN 🤓🧿😇  SANE DSR PATH WHEN 🤓🧿 SANE DSR PATH WHEN 🤓🧿 SANE DSR PATH WHEN 🤓🧿  😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin 💲🔨 Big Building in Neu Berlin 🏦💲🚘 Big  Building in Neu Berlin 🚘💲🚔 Big Building in Neu Berlin 🏦💲🚘 Big Building in Neu  Berlin 🏦 Big Building in Neu Berlin 🏦💲 Big Building in Neu Berlin 🏦💲 Big  Building in Neu Berlin 🚘💲 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢  🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris  Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺  🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths  for America 😡🤬😠 
        ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO  REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST  FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊  BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩  😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE  KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY  LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY  LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED  RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪  Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer!  🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo  Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪  Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei is  still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN  BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So  Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR  PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN?  SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN?  😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big  Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu  Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big  Building in Neu Berlin? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢  🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris  Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺  🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths  for America

        Spanish version

        ‼️‼️CAGO EN LA PUTA MADRE‼️‼️‼️‼️ ES ESA UNA PUTA REFERENCIA A TNO??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO ES EL MOD DE PUTA MADRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN ESTA TAN BENDECIDO 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 SOL NEGRO SOL NEGRO SOL NEGRO SOL NEGRO SOL NEGRO SOL NEGRO 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGA KISHIPURGA KISHIPURGA KISHIPURGA KISHIPURGA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ VOTA LBJ NIXON NO ES UN DELINCUENTE! RFK BENDECIDO RFK BENDECIDO RFK BENDECIDO RFK BENDECIDO ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 ¡Hala Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei sigue vivo?!? TIC TAC CHAVAL GRACISOSI TIENE UN COLAPSO NERVIOSO NERVIOSO NERVIOSO NERVIOSO NERVIOSO ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BARCO DE LANGOSTINOS BARCO DE LANGOSTINOS BARCO DE LANGOSTINOS Hasta Luego...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 ¿RUTA DSR CUERDO CUANDO? ¿RUTA DSR CUERDO CUANDO? ¿RUTA DSR CUERDO CUANDO? ¿RUTA DSR CUERDO CUANDO? ¿RUTA DSR CUERDO CUANDO? ¿RUTA DSR CUERDO CUANDO? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Que grandeee

        Old Mc SIGMA had a RIZZ 🤑

          Old 🤯Mc🥶SIGMA🍷🗿 had💀 a 🤑RIZZ🤑

Ee i ee i o💪

And with🤖 his 🤑RIZZ🤑 he had💀 some😏👅GYATS🍑🤪

Ee😈 i ee😈 i oh💪

With a 😳GYAT🥵🍑GYAT😵🤩 here😍

And a 😜GYAT🧐🍑GYAT🥴🤪 there😍

Here a 👅GYAT🤭😖, there a 👅GYAT😩🤪

Everywhere😏 a GYAT-GYAT🤪🤪

Old 🤯Mc🥶SIGMA🍷🗿 had☠️ a 🤑RIZZ🤑

Ee😍 i ee😍 i o💪

          It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃

            Every Halloween copypasta!

            It's COCKtober once more 🍆🎃 🍆 so get your your spooky 👻 raincoats 🥼 on because things are about to get WET 💦 👅 😽 this THOT-O-WEEN😏 🍆 . ARE YOU 🫵 A CANDY 🍭 CORN 🌽CUNT 🍑 or a RING 💍 POP 💥 BIG COCK 😏😩👅💦 . Send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes 🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 AND RECEIVEE DAT 🍁🍂🍃AUTUMN BOTTOM 🍑 🍑 this SLUTTY SEASON ⚰️😜💦🎉🍬 💯🎃. If YOU 👉 RECEIVE 😩 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a SEMEN 💧 DEMON 👹👺 🥳. IF YOU RECEIVE 8️⃣ THEN BRING YOUR PLATE 🍽️ AND FEAST ON SOME DICK 😲 THIS COCKTOBER 🍆 💦
            BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
            It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
            🅱️OY OH 🅱️OY, ITS COCK-💘FUCKING💘-TOBER🍆🍆🍆🍆 💀💀💀AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ALL YOU SEXY LIL🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN HOES🙏🙏👄👅 ARE JUST 🅱️EGGING TO GET SOME OF THAT 👌GOOD GOOD 👌GHOST GOO👻👻👻👅 (EROTIC EXTOPLASM💦💦 AS ITS KNOWN IN THE 🅱️IZ)🍆🍆🍆👅 SEND DIS 2 10 OF YOURE CLOSEST 🎃JACK-O-SLUTS,🎃😘🙌🙌 IF YOU GET 0 🅱️ACC THEN YOU AINT GETTIN NOTHING WHEN YOU GO 🎃🍑🍆DICK-OR-TREATING,😫😫😫🤬 IF YOU GET 5 🅱️ACC, THEN UR A WITCH 🅱️ITCH, IF U GET ALL 10 BACK THEN GET RDY FOR THE GREAT 🎃CUM-KIN🎃 TO COME AND CHARLIE POUND THAT AUTUMN ASS 🍑🍑👌👌👌💦HAPPY COCKTOBER 🅱️OO🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️💯💯 
            It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

            Earth Day 🌍

              To all 🌍🌿 our eco-warriors 🌱🦸 out there 🌄, We'll cut straight 🌊🔪 to the chase 🏃‍♂️🏁: This Earth Day 🌎🌞🌿, we're urging 📢📣 you 👈 to support 🌱🤝 the fight against climate change 🌡️🌪️❌. To preserve our planet's 🌏🌿 future 🌅🚀, we'll never ❌ bombard you 🚫 with ads 📺📡. Our lifeline 🌍🔌 relies on raising awareness 🌱🌞. Only a small fraction 📉 of our fellow planetarians 🌍 contribute 🤲. If each of you 🙋‍♂️ reading 📖 this could join us 🤝 in preserving our nature 🌱🌊🌿, we could nurture 🌱 the Earth's well-being 🌱🌞 for generations 🌳👶 to come 🌅🌿. The cost 💰 of this plea 🙏 is minuscule compared to the impact 🌪️🌊 of climate change. We understand 🧐 this message 📣 might arrive at an inconvenient 🕐 time ⌚, but 🌿 there's never ❌ a convenient 🕐 moment ⏳ to remind ourselves 🙆‍♀️ of our duty to Mother Nature 🌍🌼. When I 👁 founded this environmental cause 🌱, skeptics 😒🤨 warned me it'd be an uphill battle 🏔️. Years 📅 later ⏳🌿, it's one of the leading initiatives 🌱🌍 preserving our nature, driven by a global 🌎🌍 community 🌿🌏 of champions 🏆. Most may overlook 👀 my appeal 🙏, but 🌍 I trust you'll reflect 🤔 on the vital 🌱 significance 🌊🌡️ of preserving our planet 🌏. Please 🙏 join us 🤝 in the fight against climate change 🌡️🌎 and preserving our nature 🌱🌿. Thank you 🌿.
              Happy 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY you SUSTAINABLE Sluts ‼️👯💃 it's time 🕐to protect 🙅🏽 the ENVIR-WHORE-MENT and daddy nature’s WOODEN wonder🍆 🌲 😉 🌲. That means you gotta trim that BEAVER 🦫 so Daddy AL GORE can plant 🌱 his SEEDS in your POT 👨‍🍳 🪣. But first, Daddy needs to PLOW 🚜 👩‍🌾 🍴 your secret garden 🪴 😉 🪴.  Daddy AL GORE  got me all 🥵 sweaty 💦 and ready ✅ as he plows my fertile patch. 🚜 🌸 🌹. Is that my pussy leaking? 🧐 or is it just the glaciers ❄️ ⛄️ melting from global 🌏 WHORE-ING 💦 😂 😂 😮🫢🤭. Don’t water your flower 🌺 and waste that precious 💦 H20. Let Daddy 👩‍🌾 take care of it 😏 and suck 🍭 that HOSE instead 💦 😂. Send this 💌to 2️⃣0️⃣of your TREE 🌲 FUCKING friends in honor of Earth Day♻️ 🌎.  if you get this 🔙 5️⃣times you’re a garden hoe🌱🌻🌷. If you get this 🔙1️⃣0️⃣times you’re 😏 a SQUIRTING 💦 SPRINKLER 🚿 🌏.  If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back your pussy is getting REDUCED, ⬇️REUSED 📦 , & RECYCLED recycled ♻️ 2NITE!!! 😂😏
              HAPPY 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY YOU SLUTS ‼️👯💃 ITS TIME 🕐TO PROTECT 🙅🏽 THE ENVIRONMENT AND DADDY NATURE’S DICK 🍆 SO HE DOESN’T PLANT A SEED 🌰👶🏻 IN THAT PUSSY🐱 RECYCLE YOUR TRASH 🗑 BUT DON’T RECYCLE THAT CONDOM👎🏼🙇🏾 GET OUT YOUR HOES AND DIG HOLES 🕳 TO PLANT TREES 🌲🌳 AND GET YOUR HOLE🍑 FILLED💦 CONSERVE WATER 🚱💧 AND SUCK👅 DICK 🍆 INSTEAD SEND THIS 💌TO 22 OF YOUR EARTH BAES IN HONOR OF EARTH DAY♻️ THIS GAYPRIL👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 IF YOU GET THIS 🔙 5 TIMES YOU’RE A GARDEN HOE🌱🌻🌷 GET THIS 🔙10 TIMES AND YOU’RE ON 🔝😏 OF THIS WORLD 🌏
              Happy 😀 Earth 🌎🌍🌏Day! I love 😍💜 saving 🌱🌼🌺our planet✔️♻️📈, but I 🙋🏼 love ❤️💚💙 YOUR TITS 👊🏼👀 more! Thanks 💋👏🏼 for being 😫😍 my 💁🏼 EARTH 🌏 HOE 😏💦🔥 through 😂👉🏽 thick⬛️and thin▪️. Send this on to 5⃣ of your closest 💯EARTH 🌏 HOES 😏💦🔥 for good 👍🏼✨LUCK 🎲 and 🌎 let me plant 🚜 a seed 🌱 in that ass 😏🍑
              🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌎🌍HAPPY🌍🌍EARTH🌏🌍DAY🌍🌍you hippy hoe🍑 this is the day we all suck Mother Earths🌍🌍🌍🌍 😩BIG😩FAT😫THROBBING😩 COCK🍆💦💦💦💦 or should I say rock😂😂😂😏😏😏 make sure you have all your big dick daddy’s plant 🌳🌲their tree into your ground today🍑 by digging a huge gaping hole🍩🍩 (just like my big dicked daddy stanly yelnats and zero) 🍆🍆🍆😫😫😫ground I mean ass🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 LET ALL THE BIG COCK DADDYS PLANT A SEED IN THAT ASS🍌🍌🍌 the first earth day was in Philadelphia 🌳🌳🌲😩😩😩in 1970 and I want you to FILLadapphia my dripping pussy😩😩😩😩😩😩the earth is getting warmer 🍌🍌and I am getting 🍌🍌🍌hornyer💦💦💦💦💦🙏🏼 reduCUMe reuse, and reCUMycle💯💯💯💯💯 leave your carbon foot print in my ass😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 send this to all you sexy ass earth loving CUMMIES 😏😏😏😏👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 if you get 0️⃣ back your a earth hoeeee 👎🏾 if you get 6️⃣9️⃣ back you are getting some good dick tonight from a earth loving daddy 🍆🍆🍆🍆 if you get 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ back your getting Anal 😩😩😩😫😫🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍
              DEAR DICKS 🍆🍆 OUR 💰🏿 PLANET 🌌🌌 EARTH 🌎 IS 🈶🅰 IN 🕕 DANGER OF 👬 BEING 😑📈 RAVAGED BY 😈🏳 GLOBAL WARMING AND ➕ A 👌 LOAD OF 👨 OTHER TERRIBLE ♀ THINGS 🌚👠 SO TODAY 🗓 WE ARE 🏃 PROMOTING ↗↗ ORGASMS NOT OIL BARRENS THE 🐕 BEST 🏼👌 WAY 👟🚘 TO 💦 KEEP 👏 OUR 💰😻 PLANET FRESH AND 😎🎅 CLEAN 🛁 IS 🤔 TO 🤔💦 STAY 💒 DRIPPING DRY FROM 🅱🅱 YOUR 👶 SUNNY 🌞🌞 SIDE 🕵🤝 UPPITY SKANKS 👯 THIS IS A 👌🚟 CALL 📞📞 TO 💦🤣 ARSE 🍑🍑 IN ⬅ SUPPORT OF CLIMATE CHANGE 🔁 YOU CAN HELP 🌽💁 STOP 👮 THE 🙏 EARTH 🌍🌎 FROM 💩😂 SLIDING 🐍 INTO 🚟😂 ANOTHER 🏊🏻 ICE AGE JUST BY 🎨 GRABBING SOME ASS 🍑 AND 👏➕ SQUEEZING IT ✅🙌 PREPARE 👉 FOR THE HOT 🔥 FLOOD, DROP ⚰🏿 YOUR 👨⛵ LOAD 😍 WHILE 🙌 FILLING 💦 UP 🔝 ON FUCKIN’ 👀🏿 WATER 💦🌊 BUCKETS 🍯 TO KEEP YOU COOL 😎🌃 IF 👌👏 YOU DON’T 🚫🙅 GET 🎃 ALL 😝 JIZZED UP 🆙👆 THE NEXT ⏩💕 5 😴 YEARS 📆👍 WILL 😬 SEE MORE 😢💰 FIRE 🔥 THAN 😽😽 ICE ❄