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Valentines Day

    👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON'T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂
    Know 👀🤓 what 🤨 day 🗓️ it is💥 today📆❓ it 😶 is ✊🏻 valentines 🙊😻 day 😍🤪👅💋❤️ let's 🙌🏻 get pegged 🤭😳🍆🚼 in the ass 🍑🍌🔞 today 🙊 so that 😳 we 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏼‍♂️ are unable 🌝 to walk 👨🏼‍🦽 all 💯 month 🗓️👅. And 👀 if you 🙋🏻‍♀️are alone 😩😳😭 today 📆, think 💭 of your 😊 special 😲😍 someone 🤩 and 💲wank 😜✊🏻off 😫💦 Just know 🤓 that you 🙋🏼‍♂️ are 💥 loved ❤️🧡❣️💕💞💖💖💘💝
    To the TAKEN HOES 💍😛 and the SINGLE SLUTS 💃🏻💅🏼, it’s VALEN-TIME to SLURP 😩💦, FUCK 🌮⬅️🍆, & SUCK 💦‼️🔥 that dumb bitch CUPID 💘🙊 is gonna be shooting 👀 his arrows 🏹 into some bussy 👌🏼 and coochie 🍪 TODAY‼️ If you wanted to get some SWEET 🍬 LOVING 😻 or some ROUGH FUCKING 💦🍆😩, you need to tell his BITCH ASS EXXXACTLY 😤 what you WANT 💁🏻‍♀️💯👅. TELL HIM you want to SUCK 👅💦 your crush 😍 like a yogurt tube 🍦🤤 and get RAILED 🛤 sideways ➡️ TELL HIM you want to be SWIMMING 🏊🏻‍♀️ in those YUMMY CUMMIES 🤤💦 and RIDING that DICK 🍆😩 ALL NIGHT LONG 🌙🌃. Send this 💌 to 🔟 of the DIRTIEST HOES YOU KNOW 🙋🏻‍♀️ if you want Cupid to help you get RAWED for V-DAY 💕😩 if you get less than 3️⃣ back, Cupid said your coochie 🌮 AINT TASTYYY 😩👎🏼❌ if you get 6️⃣ back, eXXXpect to get some DICK for DINNER 🍆🌮🍽 if you get more than 9️⃣ back, you BETTER BE READY 😤 to get FUCKED IN 6️⃣9️⃣ DIFFERENT WAYS TONIGHT 😏😛 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BITCHES 🔥✌🏼💕
    it’s 📅👉Get Fucced February👈👀THOTS 😵🍆💦that🙌means 💘🤪 Valentine’s💖 👉👌Day is 💦CUMming 😤 up‼️destroy😱 Dick 🍆😵December 🤣may have😝ended🤪but🧐 Fibonacci 🔢February✔️is💦🤩COMING🤤in full👏force👊 SEND📩 THIS TO 📬fiVe5️⃣ of😍ur🍌💦sLutTiest🍆🍑 friends to ⛪️bless🙏 👉yourself😝with 💘love💝and 🍆dicc😤this💦month👀end🔚the➡️chain🔗and☝️you’ll be😳cursed😱 with🙅‍♀️no❌daddies👨‍🌾for a 😰whole😩 year😣
    Today 🗓👈 is FUCKuary Fourteenth 🙇‍♂️😳❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 and that means its Saint 😇🙏 ValenTAINTs 🍑👈🥵 Day 🌞💞🌺🥰😍😏😏🤪 Whether ur 🤔 Taken Bacon 👯🍑🥓😘 or a Single Pringle 🧍🥠😬🤷 its time 2 👈 SPREAD 👉 ur Holey 🤸🕳 Bibble 📖 nice n WIDE 🤑😫😧😱🤯 cuz all year long 📅👀 Cupids been ✊⬆️ YANKING ✊⬇️😩 on his Bow 🏹🍆😫 n he’s finally 😮‍💨 ready 😳 to SHOOT 🎯👅👅👅 his 💓 Love Magic ✨💦😋 ALLLLLL over u 🏹🍑🎯🤤👅😉 HURRY 😰🏃 and fill 😋🍬👌 ur pretty 😍 lil box 🎁✨ with plenty of COCKlates 🍫🍆😜 cuz u know what they say 👴💬🤔 U never know who ur gonna get 😏🥳🍆💛💚🌷💖💝💐💌SEND📲 to 🔟 of ur most beloved 🥰 Valentines Vags 🌷👯💦 so they kno 💭 just how much 👬🤗 u wanna smooch em 💋👯🥰🥰💛💚🌷💖💝
    Got no chocolate 0️⃣🍫🍫🍫on VALENTINE'S 2️⃣💝1️⃣4️⃣? WELL NOT TO WORRY😔 MY DEAR FARMING TOOLS😈😈, because it's time for FOREVER ♾️♾️♾️FAP 💦🍌🤏FEBRUARY2️⃣!!! Whip out your GLIZZY🥵🥵 and FAP😧🥴😩✊🍆🌊🌊🌊🌊🧻till you're DIZZY🤪 because it's time🕒🔜 to train🏋️ your French🤮🤮🤮 CHIPOLATA🍗 into a German🇩🇪😈 BRATWURST🍗🍗🍗
    It's FUCK-uary 1️⃣4️⃣ you thirsty sluts 🥵 and you know 🧠 what that means 🧐. 🌹 IT'S V DAY 🌹 !!! And I'm not talking 🗣️ about 🅿️USSY 😹 I'm talking about SAINT 😇 VALENTINE ✝️♥️ bending you over 🥲 and 🤜 shoving Cupids 💘👼 arrow deep ☝️inside 🤪 until you BURST 🤯💥. It's the wettest 💦 hottest ☀️ day of the year 🗓️ so get those 👗 clothes OFF 😏 get 🔛 that DICK and get sprayed 🍆💦 down all 😀 day 😛 long 🤤. May all you straight ♂️♀️ bitches 💅 get that PUSSY 🐈 all you GAY bitches 🌈 get that 🅱️USSY 🍑 and all you car guys get that CUSSY 🚗🍆🥵.

Send this to 🔟 of your sexiest skanks 👙👉👌 If you get 0️⃣ back you're 💦 cumming 💦 alone 😥 all day 😰 Get 5️⃣ back and Cupid 🏹 will split 💔 your ass in half 🍑 😱 Get 🔟 back and ⚜️♥️ Saint Valentine 🌹 will spread ✌️ you open wide 😳 and FILL 💧 you up with his 🍆♥️ love ♥️🍆 all year long 🤤😭
    ❤️🌹Roses are Red ❤️ Ballsacks are blue 💙 if he’s busy tonight.. 🗓 his side hoe is YOU! 😭😭😭

👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS 💞💞 Today📆 is February 👠WHORE-teenth💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID 💘 is 💦cumming💦 for YOU! 💞😘❤️ He’s been ✊🏼 YANKING ✊🏼😩 on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯SHOOT 💞 his load 😩👅 right into you! 😋 So Daddy Cupid 💞 draw 🔙 your bow 🏹 💘 and let those🤣 CUMMIES 💦 FLOW 💦 FLOW 💦 FLOW ➡️💞💞 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 😈 SLUTTIEST 😈 Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ and take 🤤 EVERYTHING 😵😵 he’s got 🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌 this to 1️⃣4️⃣💄😍 ValenHOE’s 💁🏼‍♀️ you know will get DICKED DOWN tonight! 😘
    HEY👋 YOU👋 ARE YOU UPSET😤😭💔 YOU WON’T GET ANY DICK🍆 VAG🌮✌️ OR ASS🍑 THIS VALENTINE’S DAY💘💘 WELL👏 YOU👏 ARE👏 IN👏 LUCK👏 TODAY📆 IS THE IDES OF FEBRUARY 👉😏👉 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🙌😨‼️ IT IS LUPERCALIA🎊 THE ROMAN FESTIVAL🎉🎉 THE CHURCH⛪️✝️ PEGGED🍆🍆 TO THE LEGEND OF ST VALENTINE 🙅‍♂️😇 WHY GOD GOTTA BE A COCKBLOCK❌🍆❌ EVER WONDER🤔 WHERE THE “FEBRUA”😩 IN FEBRUARY😫 CUMS🤤🍾💦💦💦 FROM⁉️ TAKE OUT YOUR STYLUS✏️ AND TABULA RASA🗒 AND GET READY TO TAKE SOME NOTES📝 CUZ THIS SHIT💩💩 IS ABOUT TO GET EDUCATIONAL🤓🤓 JUST HOW HARDCORE💯💯💯 WAS THIS ANCIENT PAGAN HOLIDAY¿¿🏺🔮HERE’S A HINT: NAKED ROMANS 🔞🔞🔞 TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ NAMED AFTER THE LUPERCAL, THE CAVE🕳 WHERE THE TWIN FOUNDERS OF ROME🏛 ROMULUS ET REMUS👬 WERE SUCKLED🤗🤗 BY THE SHE-WOLF🐺 MMM DAT MILKY MILKY MILK🍼🍼 INSIDE THE CAVE THE RITUAL👹🕯 WOULD BEGIN WITH TWO NAKED🤫 LUPERCI PRIESTS SACRIFICING ☠️👻 A GOAT🐐 AS A REPRESENTATION OF SEXUALITY👅🍒 AND A DOG🐕 RIP CERBERUS🦴 THE TWO PRIESTS WOULD USE THE CEREMONIAL DAGGER🔪 TO SMEAR BLOOD🩸 ON EACH OTHER’S FOREHEAD🤦‍♂️ AND WIPE IT AWAY👋 WITH MILK-SOAKED WOOL🥛🐑 WHILE LAUGHING😆😅 AFTER EATING THE SACRIFICIAL GOAT🍽🥢 THE PRIESTS WOULD CUT THE HIDE INTO STRIPS✂️ AND FASHION SOME INTO THONGS 🩲👙🔛 THE PRIESTS WOULD THEN RUN🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ AROUND THE CITY👀🙈🍆🍆🍆 USING THE REMAINING BLOODY GOAT STRIPS😳🙄 AS INSTRUMENTS💉 OF PURIFICATION, OR “FEBRUA”😱🤯😵 WOMEN WOULD WELCOME THE LASHES📿📿 AS A BLESSING OF FERTILITY🙌🙏 SPANK ME, DADDY 👨🏻👋😝 MAYBE THIS ALL SOUNDS WILD AND CRAZY🤪 BUT HEY🗣🗣 WHEN IN ROME😏😏 IT’S TRADITION😈😈 SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY👌👈☔️ #LEGALIZECHRISTIANITY‼️ SEND📲 THIS TO 🔟 rHOEmans👯‍♀️ AND YOU’LL BE A VESTAL VIRGIN😙 💅 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE A BARREN BITCH 😣 OR A FALLOW FUCKBOI😖 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU’RE A BOUNTIFUL BABE💃 GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE THE FLAMEN DIALIS 🔥 JUPITER’S HIGH🌬🚬 PRIEST😽🪐 GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE PONTIFEX maXXXimus 🤩🛐 GET 💯 BACK AND YOU’RE A CERTIFIED NYMPHO 🤤🎟🎢🎆 PAX ROMANA MEANS SEX FOR WORLD PEACE🌍✌️🌿
    👭 This one goes out to all the 💦 horny couples out there who are thinking of getting 🍆 rowdy this ❤️ valentine's day evening. 👍 do 👎 not. If you do, your child will be born 👏 A SCORPIO. 👭 Now, why don't we like scorpios? For starters, scorpio, has ☝️✌️✌️☝️☝️7️⃣ letters. 7 letters, ✝️ 7 deadly sins ❌. Now, what are the 7 deadly sins? ☝️😡 wrath, ✌️ 💤 sloth, 3️⃣ 🍔 gluttony, 4️⃣ envy. 👏👏 Envy is associated with the colour: 🟩 green. What else is green? 🌿 Marihuana. Just one more pothead in the world, 💁‍♀️💅 LAME! Now where is pot legal? ⬆️🇨🇦 Canada, ↖️ Washington, ↙️ Colorado, ⬅️ Oregon, ↖️ Alaska, 👉👈 airplane 👈👉 bathrooms, to make the 🧑‍✈️ pilots chill, and where can ✈️ planes take you? 😎 California, and what is on California's state flag? A 🐻 bear! Your 👶 child, is 🏳️‍🌈 gay.
    🍑THUSSY 🕳️ 💦 IS 🍒RED🍓 🧔‍♂️HIS BALLS 🏀⚽ ARE BLUE🫐 IF HE BUSY 👤💼👻 ON V-DAY💖 HIS 👀 SIDE HO♠️ IS YOU🫵🙀 🐸☕💅💅🐸☕💅💅 SINCE V✌️🍫DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 🍆💦💦GET CHO PUSSY🐈😻, BUSSY🍑🤎, OR NONBINUSSY⚧️ READY🎀 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 🍊🧃💦FROM DADDY 😏😩, CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹🫀FOR YO ASS 🐴🍑‼️ DON'T🙅🍩 FORGET TO THRUST🤺 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 INTO A VASE 🏺AND TIE UP🪢😏😩 DAT COCKLATE💝🍫 BOX🎁👅💦 GOOD, CUZ FUCK-ME-ARY 🌸💗 IS SHORT ⏳⌛🗓️‼️AND WILL FINISH🏁 BEFORE🐝4️⃣ YOU 🥺‼️ SO GET IN A 🐆QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦 BEFORE IT'S OVER‼️ SEND📤 TO 1️⃣4️⃣ OF YO SLUTTY 👄 CUMRADS 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯OR BE ALL ALONE 🏝️😔THIS V🫶DAY 😳😰😿🙀
    Happy VALENTINES DAY‼️💘💘 it is time for some LOVE 💞❤️ in your BEDROOM 🛏️😉 ‼️ I hope youre ready for some HOT 🥵🔥 and SPICY 🌶️🫑 action this VALENTINES DAY‼️💘 youre gonna get lots of DARK CHOCOLATE 🍫🍫💝💝 CUMMIES 🍆💦 this VALENTINES DAY 😉 you better ask your CRUSH 😳💌💝 to be your VALENTINE 💘 or 👏else👏 you 👏might 👏get no❌ DARK CHOCOLATE 🍫 COCK 🍆🍆 this VALENTINES DAY😭 CUPID 💘 💋 is CUMMING and you HAVE to take his LONG HARD ARROW 😳🍑❤️ you better be able to take those 🌹ROSE TOY🌹 BOUQUETS💐 all night ⏰ long 😉💋 send this to 5️⃣ of your hottest cupidhoes you know will be getting a 💌 VALENTINE 💌 this VALENTINES DAY ❤️💋 if you get 0️⃣ back your CRUSH 😍will not 💔 give you his LONG HARD CUPIDS ARROW 🍆💦 today 😭 if you get 5️⃣ back you will get loads 😏😉 of VALENTINES DAY ❤️💖 CUMMIES 💦🌊 if you get 🔟 back you 🫵 are going to GET the MOST 😫 VALENTINES DAY 💌❤️ PECKERS‼️‼️🍆🍆 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you 🫵 might as well BE CUPID 💘👼 with the amount of CUMMIES AND LOADS 🍆💦💦 youre gonna get this VALENTINES DAY 💝🍫 you CUPIDHOE‼️‼️ happy VALENTINES DAY I hope you get the HOT 🥵 HOT 🥵 special 👉👌 from your CRUSH 💌💗
    Guess what slore! 👯 Today 🗓👈 is FUCKuary Fourteenth 🙇‍♂️😳🧸💖🌸 and that means its 😇🙏 ValenTAINTs 🍑👈🥵 Day 🌞💞🌺🥰😍😏😏🤪 Whether ur 🤔 Taken Bacon 👯🍑🥓😘 or a Single Pringle 🧍🥠😬🤷 its time 2 👈 SPREAD 👉 ur Holey 🤸🕳 Bibble 📖 nice n WIDE 🤑😫😧😱🤯 cuz all year long 📅👀 Cupids been ✊⬆️ YANKING ✊⬇️😩 on his Bow 🏹🍆😫 n he’s finally 😮‍💨 ready 😳 to SHOOT 🎯👅👅👅 his 💓 Love Magic ✨💦😋 ALLLLLL over u 🏹🍑🎯🤤👅😉 HURRY 😰🏃 and fill 😋🍬👌 ur pretty 😍 lil box 🎁✨ with plenty of COCKlates 🍫🍆😜 cuz u know what they say 👴💬🤔 U never know who ur gonna get 😏🥳🍆💛💚🌷💖💝💐💌SEND📲 to 🔟 of ur most beloved 🥰 Valentines Vags 🌷👯💦 so they kno 💭 just how much 👬🤗 u wanna smooch em 💋👯🥰🥰💛💚🌷💖💝

    Feb 13th

    I'm🤭 so excited🤫 for😳 tomorrow. Tomorrow is valentines😘 day!❤❤❤. That💘 means tomorrow😎 I get extra😫 cummies!!!💦💦💦💦💦💦💦. Yummy💦 yummy💦 cummy💦 in my tummy🤤. I put my cummies💦 in a 🍑 and eat it, yum yum😫. 🤫 all I have to😎 do is stroke👏 stroke👏 stroke👏 until the delicious❤ cummies💦 cum out! I love❤ all the extra➕ cummies💦 I get for 🅱️alentines 👏 day.
    PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE FUCKUARY 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰
    💘Fuckuary is cummin💦 you bitches. You know what that means❓time to suck on a BIG OL LOLLIPOP🍭😋💦❗️Our main daddy CUPID👼🏼 and has to cum shoot his arrow♐️ in u🍆 for all you naughty little cupid sluts 😉. Send this to 🔟 of ur naughty little cupid sluts who are in need😩 of a BIG ARROW IN THEIR 🐯💦 from Daddy Cupid💖 or u won't get any 💝Valentine's cummies💘 this year🙊🙅🏼.
    What's 🆙⬆my SLUTS😈❤💦? ? I know 🎉🎈TWENTY TWENTY FIVE🎊🎉 just started ⏰✔ BUT 💘FUCKuary 👉👌 is cumming 💦💦up s👀n so grab 💋💋 those sexy 🔓singles and stick some 🌷🌷flowers in that vase 😈of yours and let 😇CUPID😇 stick his 💘💘arrows inside 👌 uuu Send 💌💌this to 1🅾 of your sweet 👅lollipops 🍭🍭if u get 🅾🅾back you're single this Valentines day💔💔 if u get 🅾5 back you're a Saint 💕💖Valentines Slut 💋💓 if you get 1🅾 back you get 😇😇💖💘 Cupids 😇 cute COCK🍆💦💖👉👌 tonight hurry up 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕝time to get that FRESH😈😙 Valentine love 💕😇🍆💦💦💦

    Super Bowl

      EAGLES SUPERBOWL VICTORY

      🫨😵‍💫DID YOU GET YOUR 👅🥵HEAD IN 👉🏼THE GAME🏈 FOR THE 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ 🌕SUPER HOLE 👌🏼? 🏟️ THE PHILADELPHIA 🦅KEGELS 💦 JUST SACKED 🫢🥜 AND PUNISHED🔨 THE KansASS🍑 CLITTY🐱 QUEEFS💨 RAW-DOG🍆 NO-LUBE💦 🛑 THE WHOLE 🔄WORLD 🌎 WATCHED 🛑KENDRICK🛑KEN-KICK🦵DRAKE’S 🔞ASS ON THAT STAGE 🎙️WITH SZA ✂️AND SERENA WILLIAMS 🎾🏓 CALL IT 🗣️POETIC 📜JUSTICE ⚖️ TRAVIS KELCE 🧔‍♂️ LOST 👎 THAT 2025 RING 💍LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT 👩‍🦰🎤 LOST ❌THAT GRAMMY🤣 CALL THAT 2-0 OR 22-40 💦 E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!! 🥳🍾🍻 SEND 📤THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR TIGHTEST 😮‍💨ENDS 💥GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE GETTING IT 👉🏼👌🏼IN YOUR FIELD HOLE 😍TONIGHT 🌚 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL GET A 🌵DRY 🌵SPELL 🪄AS LONG AS THE CHIEFS’ BROKEN ⛓️‍💥WINNING 🏆STREAK 😜 
      STRIP👙 SACK SLUTS👯‍♂️, TURF🍑 TWERKERS💃, and TOUCHDOWN🏈 TARTS💋— THE FILL⛽️-ME-DILFIA👨‍🦳 SPREAD🦅 EAGLES💚 JUST PUNISHED🔨 THE KansASS🍑 CLITTY🐱 QUEEFS💨 IN A RAW-DOG🍆 NO-LUBE💦 SLAMDOWN💥 THAT😩 LEFT ZERO👌 HOLES🍑 UNSATISFIED😵‍💫!

JALEN👅 HURTS🔥 WAS SLINGIN'🏈 PASSES🍆 LIKE📹 HE WAS FILMIN' A DIRTY👀 ONLYFANS💻 DROP💸 WHILE MAHOMES🧔 WAS GETTIN' SACKED🧦 HARDER🪤 THAN A BOTTOM🍑 AT A KINK⛓️ PARTY🎭. EVERY✋ TUSH🍑 PUSH🤚 HAD THE QUEEFS🧎‍♂️ ON THEIR KNEES💦 LIKE IT WAS SUNDAY🙏 SERVICE⛪️, BUT WITH MORE MOANING👂.

AJ🍫 BROWN🔥 AND DEVONTA🕊️ SMITH💨 WERE *SNATCHIN'*🏈 BALLS💥 LIKE IT WAS A BLACK🛍️ FRIDAY💳 SALE, WHILE THE CHIEFS’ DEFENSE🚫 STOOD AROUND😵‍💫 LIKE CONFUSED👶 VIRGINS💍 ON THEIR WEDDING💔 NIGHT. MAHOMES🏃‍♂️ TRIED TO SCRAMBLE💨 BUT THE EAGLES🦅 SAID "NAH👋, BEND🍑 OVER AGAIN."

KENDRICK🎤 LAMAR🔥 HAD HALFTIME🎶 LOOKIN' LIKE A STRIP🍑 CLUB💃 IN VEGAS🎰, BUT EVEN HE COULDN’T SAVE❌ THE QUEEFS FROM TAKIN' THAT THROBBIN' L💀. THE EAGLES🚨 WERE IN THE RED🔴 ZONE SO MUCH, IT LOOKED LIKE A TAMPON🩸 COMMERCIAL📺.

EAGLES🦅 FANS💚 RN: FLY🚀 EAGLES FLY🍻🎉 WHILE CHIEFS😭 FANS ARE AT HOME🏠 CRYIN' INTO THEIR BBQ🍗 AND WONDERIN' IF MAHOMES’ CONTRACT📜 INCLUDED A FREE🛋️ THERAPIST.

ANDY🍔 REID🧔‍♂️? BRO LOOKED LIKE HE WAS TRYNA CALL📞 FOR A PIZZA🍕 WHILE MAHOMES WAS GETTIN' PLOWED🚜 HARDER THAN A SNOW❄️ DAY IN BUFFALO🦬.

FINAL💥 SCORE? EAGLES💨 BLEW THE QUEEFS SO HARD THEY GOT WIND🌬️ BURN🔥. CHIEFS GOT DRENCHED💦 HARDER THAN A WET👕 T-SHIRT🏖️ CONTEST.

SEND THIS TO 8️⃣ OF YOUR DIRTY👨‍🦳 GRIDIRON🏈 DADDIES OR YOU'LL BE STUCK SLURPIN'😋 OFF A LIMP🥔 CHODE AT NEXT YEAR'S HALFTIME🕞.
      Fly 🐦 eagles 🦅 🇺🇸 fly 😊 On the road 🛣️ to victory 🥇 🏆 Fly 🐥 eagles 🦅 fly 🕊️ Score 🥅 a touchdown 🏈 123 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ Hit 👊 em low ⬇️ hit ✋ em high ⬆️ And watch 👀 our eagles 🦅 fly 🦆 Fly 🦜eagles 🦅 fly 🦃 On the road 🛣️ to victory 🥇 E A G L E S EAGLES🦅💚🌃

      Super Bowl

      🫨😵‍💫GET YOUR 👅🥵HEAD IN 👉🏼THE GAME🏈 FOR TONIGHTS 🌕SUPER HOLE 👌🏼🏟️KANSAS CITY QUEEFS 💨VS THE PHILADELPHIA 🦅KEGELS 💦TONIGHT WILL BE FULL 😩😈OF TOUCHING BACKS 😏COMPLETIONS ✊🏼💦AND GETTING SACKED 🫢🥜SO BE SURE NOT ❌TO FUMBLE 😵‍💫YOUR PATRICK MA-HOES 👯‍♀️TONIGHT YOU CAN GO FOUR DOWNS 🫦🤤✊🏼👈🏼IN NEW WHORE 🚺LEANS 😛👀MAKE SURE TO START BY 🪙👅COIN TOSSING HER 🥗SALAD 💋BEFORE YOU ☄️🔥MAKE HER JALEN SQUIRTS 💦🚿WIDELY RECEIVE HER 👐🏻🍑PUT IT 🏆IN HER PUNT 🥝OR TOUCH DOWN 👇🏼ON HER BACKFIELD💢‼️ SEND 📤THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR TIGHTEST 😮‍💨ENDS 💥GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOURE GETTING IT 👉🏼👌🏼IN YOUR FIELD HOLE 😍TONIGHT 😛A GET LESS THAN 5️⃣ BACK AND YOURE A 😵PUNT LIX-ER👅😛
      ‼️OK ‼️FOOTBALL 🏈FREAKS Who 🕵️🔎is ready🍆 for the SUPER HOLE 👉👌tonight!! 🎉🥳🎊Will we see 👀an EAGLES 🦅VICTORY🦅 or is this just another🤯🤯 night 🌝of the REFS 🚓sucking 🍆🍆off 💦 PATRICK MAHOMO 😱🤯😲Let's hope 💚💚we get plenty 💯of TOUCH 👇 me DOWN 👇theres from BJ 🎇BROWN and SEX-QUON 🤯🍆BARKLEY! 🐕Will the QUEEFS 👎🤬😤 be able to bust 💦 through our DICKFENSIVE 🍆🔫💪LINE?? Get ready 😜😝 to see a TUSH 🍑PUSH from the city of BROTHERLY 🧍‍♂️ LOVE 💚💚All eyes 👀will be on the WIDE 🕳️RECEIVERS 🌝and TIGHT ENDS 🍑as they RUSH 😤💊 across the field 🏟️🏟️One ☝️☝️ last thing for you 🏈🏈FOOT TO BALL ☄️lovers 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨before tonight's ✨🎆game 🕹️at SEE-HER 💃SUPERDOME 🍑💦: E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!! 🥳🍾🍻
      🏈🔥 STRAP IN, PIGSKIN PERVERTS, IT’S SUPER BOWL SUCKFEST 2025!!! 🏆💦😈 The Kansas City Chiefs 🏹❤️‍🔥 are about to RAM that tight Philly Eagles 🦅💦 defense wide open 😵‍💫👅 and you better be STRETCHED AND READY for this FULL CONTACT ORGY 🍆🏈🔥 The game starts hot and heavy, but when that TWO-MINUTE WARNING ⏳ hits, it’s BIG DICK PLAYOFF TIME 💥🔥 You better be WIDE RECEIVING 🏃‍♂️🍑💦 and READY FOR A HARD COUNT 😏📢 because some THICK MEATHEAD QB 🏈👨‍🦰 is about to GO DEEP IN YOUR REDZONE 😩💥🔥 Just when you think you can catch your breath, Kendrick Lamar 🎤🫦 and SZA 🍑✨ are gonna make you BUST ONE AT HALFTIME 😩💦 before the FOURTH QUARTER FUCKFEST sends you STRAIGHT TO OVERTIME 🍆🔥 No more tight end, babe—you’re getting a FULLBACK SMASH STRAIGHT UP THE GUT! SEND THIS TO 10 (🔟) FOOTBALL FREAKS 🏈💦🔥 If you get 10 BACK, you’re a SUPER BOWL SUCCUBUS 😍💋🏆😈 If you get 5 BACK, you’re a THROATY THIRD STRING HOE 🐐🫦💦 But if you get NONE BACK… 😱😭 babe, you got a DRY ASS DEFLATED BALLS LIFE 🏈🥀🍆🚫 GOON HARD OR GO HOME 🏡💀
      ‼️LETS GOOO 🏈 SUPER 🏈 BOWL 🏈 2024 🏆🥇🙌🏅 EVERYONE 👫👭👬 IS GETTING LUCKY 🍀🎰 IN VEGAS TONIGHT 🎰😩💦 IT WAS A CLOSE MATCH 🏈 ALL THE GIRTHY 💪STRONG💪 SWEATY 🥵 MEN 👬JUST CAME 💦 AND RUBBED EACH OTHER DOWN 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS 🎰 STAYS IN VEGAS🎰❓⁉️NOT THE 69RS LOSS BUT THE GAY 🏳️‍🌈LOCKER ROOM🧼 ORGY WILL STAY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 FOUR QUARTERS? 🤷‍♂️NO🙅‍♂️ THE MEN JUST COULDNT🔥 🔥 GET ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER 😛 THEY HAD TO GO ONE ☝️MORE ❤️‍🔥ROUND TOGETHER🫶🫶 IN OVERTIME🫃🫃LOOKS 👀 LIKE THE 69RS CHOKED 🍆ON THE CHIEFS DICKS 🍆 IN OVERTIME 🫣SEND THIS ‼️ TO SOMEONE ‼️YOU WANT TO 🙌🙌TOUCH UP 👆AND DOWN 👇IF YOU GET 1️⃣ ☝️BACK THEY ARE KICKING🦵🏈 A FIELD GOAL🏈💦 BETWEEN YOUR LEGS😩✌️ IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK THE CHIEFS ARE RUNNING A TRAIN🚂 IN YOUR ASS 🍑 IF YOU GET 🔟 THEN YOU 🫵 GET TO JOIN TAYLOR SWIFT 👩‍🦰🎤 AND TRAVIS KELCE 🧔‍♂️ IN THEIR VANILLA JET SEX🛩️ ON THEIR WAY TO PUSSYLAND 🐈 🍑
      Happy Super HOLE day 🏈😈 my slutty footBALLers. Will it be the KansASS 🍑City QUEEFS 💨 or the Sin FranciscHOE 69’ers🍆🍆. Big Dick 🍆 DEEPHO Samuel or Ronnie BALLS His Seed 💦🌰. Will Patrick Mahomes penetrate MaHOLE 🕳️ or will Kadarius BONEme asshole 😩😩🍑.

Will BAElor 💃Swift get her PUSSY 😻popped🍾 by SLUTTY Kelce’s TIGHT🍑 END or will the 69’ers ♋️69her? Fly your private jet ✈️to your living room swifties to find out who can guzzle 🍻more BALLS 🏈 and touch down-there most.

So let’s all slurp down some weiners 🌭🌭 and guzzle some beer. Enjoy the QUEEFS penetrating the endZONE 😩😩and the 69ers Blitzing the A-Hole ❌🙅‍♀️🕳️. No matter who CUMZ out ON TOP 😏 we will all be satisfied upon CUMpletion💦💦. Send this to 10 of your best BALL BOYZ 🏈🏈😏 or you will be flagged for roughing the ASSER 😜😜😜.
      Goooood ✌🏻morning 🌞 FOOTBALL 🏈 FANS👨‍👩‍👦‍👦!!! Tonight 🌚 is the CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆 game in Super Bowl 🥣 LV (5️⃣5️⃣) between👉🏻👈🏻 the Kansas City 🌃 Chiefs👳🏾‍♀️ and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers🏴‍☠️ !!! Coverage comes to us LIVE from CBS 📺 with kickoff 🦵🏻 at 1830 🕡 but you’re invited📩 to come 😩💦over anytime after 1700 🕔 for pregame watching 👀!!! BYOB 🍻🥃 and an app 🍱 to share (but NO popcorn 🚫🍿I bought 🤑too much 😟and need it eaten)!!! Bring some dollars💸 and/or venmo 📲 to partake in some Super Bowl 🥣 Squares 🟥🟨🟥⬛️and other prop bets 🎰 if you’re interested 🤔💡in spicing 🌶 🥵 things 🆙 !!!
      Happy Super HOLE day 🏈😈 my slutty footBALLers. Will it be the KansASS 🍑City QUEEFS 💨 or the FILTHadelphia KEGELS 🍆🍆. Big Dick 🍆 Nick Sirianni or Andy Plant His Seed 💦🌰 Reid. Will Patrick mahomes penetrate MaHOLE 🕳️ or will Jalen Hurts my asshole 😩😩🍑.

Let’s CHECK OUT 😏😏 the rosters. On the Kegels we got:

Dallas GoSQUIRT 💦 Landon BIG DICKerson🍆 Lane GIRTHY Johnson🍆😏 Fletcher MONSTER COX😛🍆 Josh SweatTY BALLZ 💦🥜🏈 Darius Slay MYbunz 🌭🌭

On the Queefs we got:

Isiah Pachec-Ho 🙊 Creed HUMPhrey😛😛 BIG Willie Gay 🍆🍆 Kadarius HOEney 😝😜 Andrew WILLIE Wylie 🍆🍆 Juan PORNhill 😅💦😩

Let’s not forget about the sHOEdown between the Kelce Sluts. Travis with the TIGHT END 🍑🍑😏 and Jason who loves touching BALLS 😩🏈🏈.

So let’s all slurp down some weiners 🌭🌭 and guzzle some beer. Enjoy the QUEEFS penetrating the endZONE 😩😩and the Kegels Blitzing the A-Hole ❌🙅‍♀️🕳️. No matter who CUMZ out ON TOP 😏 we will all be satisfied upon CUMpletion💦💦. Send this to 10 of your best BALL BOYZ 🏈🏈😏 or you will be flagged for roughing the ASSER 😜😜😜.
      Happy SLUTTY super bowl!🏈💦Send this to 🔟of your closest BALL lovers🍆❤️ if you want to suck the ram daddies😈😈 or the baddie bengals 🤤😲 Make sure to watch the CUMmercials📺🍼and have a HOLEy🍑 Sunday😈 😇
      All U THOTTIES😜💅 ready for Super Balls Sunday?🇺🇸🍻🏈🏆💯 U know what THAT means😈🙊🙊 Whether ur rooting👀😏 for the Kansas Titty Queefs😳😣💨 or the Suck FuckinDickso 69ers😩😶🍆💦💦 Sunday is gonna be FULL😥😥 of Tight Ends🍑😣💯✔ and JUICY👅👅💦 lil snaccs👅💦🍕🌭 🍻Make sure U take advantage of Half time⏲😩 and HIKE🏈🏈up those skirts!😏😈 DONT😩✋❌ forget to support🙆‍♀😶 ur Wide Receivers😶👅💦 for landing a SOLID Touch Down😣😣🍆💦💯 Pick 6👌👌😏of your SLUTTIEST😜 teammates👀👀 to send this to or you u WON'T🙅‍♀🚫🚫 be getting Sacked🍆😣😣💦tonite😳💯

      💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 😩🙌🏻💯

        Year of Snake

        🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥's SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don't forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
        🐍 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐍 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE 🐍 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀, It’s time to hypnotize your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and coil around the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 Get your ssssecret 💕 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s VENOMOUS 红包能量 😩😫👅💦💦 Don’t forget to charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 and sssip on BAKKWA 🐍🐍🐍💦 to summon SNAKE GOD HONGBAO BLESSINGS 👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST MYSTICAL SNAKE-SLAYING SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and manifest a SEDUCTIVE LION DANCE 🐲🐍💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your 大肉干 will taste like shed skin 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your 年年有🐍 becomes 年年有🍆🍆💦�� If you get 8⃣+ back, your flat Chinese ass 😶😶😶 will be hissing HUAT AH all year ♨♨🈵🈵‼ 
        🐍🔥🏮 XIN NIAN KUAI LE, MOTHERFUCKERS 🏮🔥🐍💥💥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE, BABY! 🐍🐍💨💨 and you KNOW what that means, you slippery, slithering SLUTS 😏💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Time to SHED 🐍👕💸 your old broke-ass luck 💀💀💀 and slide into 🏃‍♂️💨💨 that THICCEST stack of hongbaos 🧧🧧🧧💰💰💰💦💦💦 like a true HUAT LORD 🈵🈵🈵💴💴💴🔥🔥🔥SLURP those long-life noodles 🍜🍜🐍👅💦 like you’re trying to swallow a whole python 😏😏💦💦 and get ready to wrap yourself 🌀🌀 around a BIG, JUICY 龙根 🍆🐍🔥🔥🔥🔥 this CNY 😩😩💦💦💦💦 Bite into that sticky 年糕 🍡🍡🍡🍡 and let it glide down your throat 😏😏🐍💦💦 like your 大哥’s lucky money shot 💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Don’t forget to slither into your relatives’ houses 🏠🐍👴👵🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎤, charm them 😏🐍👀💸🧧 with your sweetest 新年祝福 🐍🗣️🧧💰💰 and get those FATTEST hongbaos 💰💰💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your spiciest 🌶️🌶️🌶️🔥🔥🔥 CNY whores 🐍🐍🐍😈😈 and get the SEXIEST lion dance performance 🐉💃🐍💃🐍💃🐍 this season‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥If you get 0⃣-3⃣ back, you’ll be eating plain rice ALL YEAR 🍚🍚🍚😭😭😭💀💀💀 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ back, your 年年有 👉👌🍆🐍💦💦💦 is SECURED 😏🔥🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨 If you get 8⃣+ back, your luck will be THICC 🍑🍑, your bank account FAT 💰💰💰, and your snake 🐍🐍🐍 will be getting CHARMED ALL NIGHT 💨💨💨💦💦💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥HUAT AH, BITCHES!!! 🔥🔥🔥🐍🐍🐍💥💥💥 
        GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 S N A K E 🐍 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

        Year of Dragon

        GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON 🐉 🐉 🐉 💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼ Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for a 龙 night with some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 and play with the BIG BAD DRAGON 😳😳😳 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
        GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 💯🙌🏻👋🏻IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐲 D R A G O N 🐲 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA 👵🏻👵🏻your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG BAD DRAGON 😩😩👅💦💦and get ready to be fucked 👉🏻👌🏻👌🏻 DOGGY STYLE 🐶😫 perform DOGGY STYLE ?🐶? to get more HONGBAOS 👌🏻💰💰Send this to 8888 of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy DRAGON DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 3️⃣-7️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that BAD DRAGON. If you get 4️⃣0️⃣-7️⃣0️⃣ of these back ur 年年有👉🏻👌🏻🍆 🍆 💦 😫💦😫 if you get more than 8️⃣0️⃣ back your flat Chinese ass 😳😳😳 will be DRAGON DEEZ BIG BALLS OF MONEY TONIGHT ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ HENG ONG HUAT AH 😋😋😋

        Year of Rabbit

        GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT 🐰🐰🐰💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

        Year of Tiger

        🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 TIGER 🐅 RAWRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠🧥 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻🐯 and show KKM 👮🧔 your MYSEJAHTERA 📱✅ to get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 before you get CUCUK 🍆💦👉👌 by something else 😏 Report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠  Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥💀
        💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a TIGER🐯😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
        🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TIGER 🐅 🐅 🐅🐅🐅 💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐂 😝 cos its time for the year of the TIGER 🐅 Fire up your 🐯 🐯 🐯 filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂️, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️
        GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 T I G E R 🐅 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️
        🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫

🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤

Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊
        👯‍♀️ hey whores 👯‍♀️ HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 🐯🧧 BuST out your tigHtest qipao 👘 and even tiGHter PuSSY 🐈😩 Wishing you all the SUCCsex 👉🏻👌🏻, good 👅 DICK, and prosperTITTY 😳😳 this year 🎉👏🏼 Send ✉️this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 👅F😳R😩E🤪A🤫K🥵I💦E😍S👄T😮‍💨 frieNDS or you will get no 🚫🚫 diCK 🚫🚫 If you get 5️⃣ back, U will get shitty 💰 hong 🅱️aos 🧧 and teeny shrimp pee pees 🦐🍤 ALL YEAR LONG 🤮 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and U will get your back 🅱️LOWN out 💥💥❗️like a dirty SLUT 😩 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓 cus its time for the year 🐯 PUSSSYYYYY 🐯
        GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 TIGER 🐅 You know what this means you qipao SLUTS 🥼 👘 👀 It's time to show SDA 🧏 👴 your TRACE FOREVER 📱✅ and get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some of big pharma BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 and report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SDA violations!!☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your relatives or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥 💀
        Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 🔥🧔🏻🧑🏻SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1⃣-4⃣ back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2⃣hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG🤮. Get 5⃣-8⃣ back and you might have your 🥧PINEAPPLE TARTS 🥧slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0⃣ and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 1⃣8⃣cm on 初四‼️‼️🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO GOUs 🐯💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐕BITCHESSS 🐕 Fire up your Dog filters 🐩😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year
        🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫 🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤 Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

        Year of Pig

        🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO ZHUS 🐷💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐖PORKIES🐖 Fire up your Pig filters 🐽😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️
        💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐷 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐷 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a PIG 🐷😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐷💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

        MLK Day

          Martin Luther King Jr. or MLK day emoji copypasta.

          heyyy 👋 Marthin Luther QUEENS 👯‍♀️ i have a dream 😴 🛌 that you will be dicked 🍆 down ⬇️ tonight like DADDY 👨🏿‍🦳 Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted 😌✊🏿 so MARCH 🚶‍♀️ on down ⬇️ to his washington monument 🇺🇸 and have a SIT IN 🧎‍♀️ on that DICK 🍆🍆 Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK 🗽 like a TRUE PATRIOT 🗽 segregate those cheeks 🍑 tonight it doesn’t matter 🙅‍♀️ if his fountain 🍆💦 is BLACK or WHITE 🤝 we are all CUMRADES 💦💦 in the fight against discrimination 😍 SOAK those PANTIFA 🩲 our TWERK is not over ‼️ SEND this 📤 to ✌️ every WOKE HOE 🤯 you know 🆘 Get 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK to END racism ✊ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL 👉👌 HARMONY ☮️
          2day 🗓️ we honor 🙌🏾👑 the birth 👶🏾🍼 of Martin 🧴LuBer🧴💦 King Jr 🥁🥁 #1 in civil rights ⚖️🧑🏽‍⚖️ he like 2️⃣ take the ~MeAsUrE 😘 of a Man~ 🍆📏💦 he preach NONviolence 🙅🏾‍♀️🔫 & love 👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏿especially 4 🧚🏽‍♂️ g00d lil SlUts 🫦📹 like Me😰🍑💦he's a good man 💪🏻 👅he just like 2 FuCk 🤷🏿‍♀️😅 butt still the HonKy 🚓👮🏻FBI😒 had 2 ASS-ASS-in-ATE 👅🍑 him 4️⃣ CuCking 🐓🐂 them so HaRD 😓 by Marching 🏃🏾🏃🏿‍♀️on WashIngton🏛️Ending ‼️Segregation❌ & fiXing 0ther Bad Shit 🍑🫘 🤯 SeNd this 2 Ur {Jan} 2️⃣0️⃣ SluTTiest lil 🤴🏾MiLK ✊💦LUVers 💕🍆& the G👀d Doctor 👨🏾‍⚕️will BeQUeef U H0t🥵🔥DiCk 🥲4 all of 2025!!! 
          Hey civil rights sluts 🇺🇸🇺🇸 it's time ⏰ to celebrate 🥳 and honor 🎖️ our hero 🫡 of big black cock 🍆🍆 MLKJ on this 🦅 national 🕳️ HOLE-iday. 👀 I have a dream 💤💭 and it's for you to 🤞🏻FILL your 🇺🇸 CUNTry with 👨🏻👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 diversity, because all 🐓🐓 COCKS are created 🟰 equal. Let's make our 💦💦 CUMmunity 🥵 hotter and 🧃 juicier for all!!! I have a 💤💭 dream that one day all these 🥕🍆cocks will ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏿 RISE UP, sweltering 🥵 with the 🔥 heat of horny ⚖️ justice, sweltering 🔥🔥 with the 🥵 heat of 😩😩 edging 🟰 equality, and will be 📈 transformed into an 🏝️ oasis of ✊🏾 hard 💦💦💦 cummy 🍆 cocks. From every 🗻 MOUNTainside let freedom's 🐔 COCK ring. 💌💌 Send this to all your 🥲 slutty ⚖️ social justice warriors 🫡 and see how many you get 👈🏼👈🏼⏮️ back! Get one 1️⃣ back and you're about to get 🍑 ASSassinated 🔫 for speaking 💪🏽 truth to poppers. Get five 5️⃣ back and you're gonna get 🪢 lynched from 😩 HORNY JAIL 🚔 Get ten 🔟 back and you're about to 👑 lead a 🚌🚐🍑 BUSSY boycott to 🤝 desegregate those ass ❤️🥰 cheeks!!
          GET UP ☀️you NASTY 😏civil rights ✊🏻✊🏾🇺🇸SLUTS 💦🫦 today we LUBE UP 💦our 🍒SEPARATE BUT EQUAL🟰HOLES 🍑for the 👨🏾‍🦲🍉BLACKEST BEEFCAKE ☕️🍰who put the 🍑ASS ➡️ in assassinate⚰️ DADDY 🥳👑MARTIN LUTHER KING JR 👑 😩he had a BIG 💦WET DREAM💭💤 that you 🫵🏾SEGREGATE🖖🏾those ASS CHEEKS🍑🥵and MARCH🥁 for the right to get 🕺🏼🍆POUNDED 👏in the 🌮FRONT and the BACK 💩of the bus🚌 😤 ROSA PARKED 🚙☑️ her 🌈COLORED COOCHIE 🌹💦so we could have our 🙀🍌BIG DICK DADDIES🍆 like 🗑️🏀MICHAEL CUM SHOT JORDAN🤤 and 🍉BIG-RACK OBAMA 🫡 🥵and our MELANIN MOMMIES like 😩Big-O-prah 🎤 👀 and 🧎‍♀️WHIT-on-my-knees Houston 😻 🌹WHIP 😗your hands in the AYER🙌🏽 for a CUNTry 🫦🇺🇸where all COCKS are created equal 🐓❤️‍🔥🐓

💌Send this ➡️to 13 of your 💅🏾BADDEST BLACKEST BITCHES👀 or😽HARRIEST PUSSY TUBMAN🫶🏻 will ❌ABOLISH 🙅🏿‍♀️you to the ⛓️underground RAILroad🚂 🆘 If you get 5 back 😇 you’ll get some 🥵SOAKING 💦WET Hennessy PUSSY 🥃🫦tonight 🌚
          🎉🎊 Hey you SEXXXY DADDIES👨‍🎤🍆, It’s MLK Day 🌟👑 and we’re about to BLOW out our KINGS for the TRUMP inauguration ✊🏽🤪 while Notre Dame 🏈🍀 SCORES those CUM-tastic TDs! 🙌🏽🍈🍈💦 Let’s get LIT 🔥💥 for all the BIG DICK ENERGY 💦📈 flowing today! Martin’s DREAMING of some sweet POONANI 😍🍑 while Trump’s INFLATING his MAGA BRAIN 🍆🧠💣 and Notre Dame’s scoring POINTS in the end zone 👏🏻💦! Get ready to SWALLOW the victory 🍾🥳, because that’s how we CELEBRATE a day of equal rights ✊🏽😏 and political FREAKiness 🤪🤣! Send this to 4️⃣5️⃣ of your fellow HOES 🙋‍♀️💋 and if you get back less than 🔟 🥴, you’ll have to CHOKE on the QUEEN of the WHORE HOUSE’s tweets 📲🐥 and MLK’s unfulfilled DREAMS 😭💔! But if you receive 4️⃣7️⃣➕ back, prepare for a championship LEVEL of PLEASURE ⚡️🍆💦! LET’S GET NASTY 😍💦, ‘cause today we’re scoring in EVERY way! 💘🔥⚽️

          MLK Eve

          💁I CAN'T 🕶 BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY 💃M👏L 👏K 👏 🗣 EVE!! TONIGHT 🌛 WE WILL GATHER 👪 WITH OUR FAMILIES❤ NOT ONLY TO PRAY🙏 TO MLK 👍AND LET HIM KNOW💦💦💦 WHAT GIFTS🎁 WE WOULD 😚LIKE 😙 TO RECEIVE🍆 ON MLK DAY 🌞 BUT TO REMEMBER 😂 THAT MLK❤ IS THE REAL REASON 🎶 FOR 🎵THE 🎶 SEASON✔ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANS💯 OR YOUR BROTHERS 🙋 AND SISTERS🙆 WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED 😔

          IS THAT A DANGANRONPA reference???

            Its the TNO copypasta but changed to Danganronpa.

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ITSALIE!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

            Tiktok is back

              ❌🙅‍♂️❎ NOT TODAY CUMMUNISTS 💦🇨🇳🇷🇺 Daddy Donny has saved our TikToks 🎵🕐 with his THICC COCK 🍆🎂 Executive Order? I hardly know her! 🤣😂💀📰 our Cummander in Queef 🍑💨😷 COCKBLOCKED ❌🍆❌ Congress’s Bisexual bill to Slut-down TikTok and Red-🅱️an-d ▶️ our freedom 🇺🇸🫡 to post Horny on Main 🥴😩📫 now we’re free to post SponsWHOREd videhoes💰🤑🎥 and cringe CUNTent 😬💅🎤 for our follHOEwers💋 and CUMmentors🗣️💦 to see 👁️👁️

Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your data-selling oomfies 💸🤑📊👩‍💻 Get 0️⃣ back and you’re shadowbanned 😱🥷🫥🛑 get 5️⃣ back and Shou Zi Chew will FYP (Fuck Yo Pussyyyy 🍌👉👌🍑💦🌊) get 🔟 back and your content won’t be the only thing getting stitched🪡🧶 tonight (Spoiler Alert🚨‼️: YOUR GUTS 🧵🩻🥑)