👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON'T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂
Know 👀🤓 what 🤨 day 🗓️ it is💥 today📆❓ it 😶 is ✊🏻 valentines 🙊😻 day 😍🤪👅💋❤️ let's 🙌🏻 get pegged 🤭😳🍆🚼 in the ass 🍑🍌🔞 today 🙊 so that 😳 we 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏼♂️ are unable 🌝 to walk 👨🏼🦽 all 💯 month 🗓️👅. And 👀 if you 🙋🏻♀️are alone 😩😳😭 today 📆, think 💭 of your 😊 special 😲😍 someone 🤩 and 💲wank 😜✊🏻off 😫💦 Just know 🤓 that you 🙋🏼♂️ are 💥 loved ❤️🧡❣️💕💞💖💖💘💝
To the TAKEN HOES 💍😛 and the SINGLE SLUTS 💃🏻💅🏼, it’s VALEN-TIME to SLURP 😩💦, FUCK 🌮⬅️🍆, & SUCK 💦‼️🔥 that dumb bitch CUPID 💘🙊 is gonna be shooting 👀 his arrows 🏹 into some bussy 👌🏼 and coochie 🍪 TODAY‼️ If you wanted to get some SWEET 🍬 LOVING 😻 or some ROUGH FUCKING 💦🍆😩, you need to tell his BITCH ASS EXXXACTLY 😤 what you WANT 💁🏻♀️💯👅. TELL HIM you want to SUCK 👅💦 your crush 😍 like a yogurt tube 🍦🤤 and get RAILED 🛤 sideways ➡️ TELL HIM you want to be SWIMMING 🏊🏻♀️ in those YUMMY CUMMIES 🤤💦 and RIDING that DICK 🍆😩 ALL NIGHT LONG 🌙🌃. Send this 💌 to 🔟 of the DIRTIEST HOES YOU KNOW 🙋🏻♀️ if you want Cupid to help you get RAWED for V-DAY 💕😩 if you get less than 3️⃣ back, Cupid said your coochie 🌮 AINT TASTYYY 😩👎🏼❌ if you get 6️⃣ back, eXXXpect to get some DICK for DINNER 🍆🌮🍽 if you get more than 9️⃣ back, you BETTER BE READY 😤 to get FUCKED IN 6️⃣9️⃣ DIFFERENT WAYS TONIGHT 😏😛 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BITCHES 🔥✌🏼💕
it’s 📅👉Get Fucced February👈👀THOTS 😵🍆💦that🙌means 💘🤪 Valentine’s💖 👉👌Day is 💦CUMming 😤 up‼️destroy😱 Dick 🍆😵December 🤣may have😝ended🤪but🧐 Fibonacci 🔢February✔️is💦🤩COMING🤤in full👏force👊 SEND📩 THIS TO 📬fiVe5️⃣ of😍ur🍌💦sLutTiest🍆🍑 friends to ⛪️bless🙏 👉yourself😝with 💘love💝and 🍆dicc😤this💦month👀end🔚the➡️chain🔗and☝️you’ll be😳cursed😱 with🙅♀️no❌daddies👨🌾for a 😰whole😩 year😣
Today 🗓👈 is FUCKuary Fourteenth 🙇♂️😳❤️🔥❤️🔥 and that means its Saint 😇🙏 ValenTAINTs 🍑👈🥵 Day 🌞💞🌺🥰😍😏😏🤪 Whether ur 🤔 Taken Bacon 👯🍑🥓😘 or a Single Pringle 🧍🥠😬🤷 its time 2 👈 SPREAD 👉 ur Holey 🤸🕳 Bibble 📖 nice n WIDE 🤑😫😧😱🤯 cuz all year long 📅👀 Cupids been ✊⬆️ YANKING ✊⬇️😩 on his Bow 🏹🍆😫 n he’s finally 😮💨 ready 😳 to SHOOT 🎯👅👅👅 his 💓 Love Magic ✨💦😋 ALLLLLL over u 🏹🍑🎯🤤👅😉 HURRY 😰🏃 and fill 😋🍬👌 ur pretty 😍 lil box 🎁✨ with plenty of COCKlates 🍫🍆😜 cuz u know what they say 👴💬🤔 U never know who ur gonna get 😏🥳🍆💛💚🌷💖💝💐💌SEND📲 to 🔟 of ur most beloved 🥰 Valentines Vags 🌷👯💦 so they kno 💭 just how much 👬🤗 u wanna smooch em 💋👯🥰🥰💛💚🌷💖💝
Got no chocolate 0️⃣🍫🍫🍫on VALENTINE'S 2️⃣💝1️⃣4️⃣? WELL NOT TO WORRY😔 MY DEAR FARMING TOOLS😈😈, because it's time for FOREVER ♾️♾️♾️FAP 💦🍌🤏FEBRUARY2️⃣!!! Whip out your GLIZZY🥵🥵 and FAP😧🥴😩✊🍆🌊🌊🌊🌊🧻till you're DIZZY🤪 because it's time🕒🔜 to train🏋️ your French🤮🤮🤮 CHIPOLATA🍗 into a German🇩🇪😈 BRATWURST🍗🍗🍗
It's FUCK-uary 1️⃣4️⃣ you thirsty sluts 🥵 and you know 🧠 what that means 🧐. 🌹 IT'S V DAY 🌹 !!! And I'm not talking 🗣️ about 🅿️USSY 😹 I'm talking about SAINT 😇 VALENTINE ✝️♥️ bending you over 🥲 and 🤜 shoving Cupids 💘👼 arrow deep ☝️inside 🤪 until you BURST 🤯💥. It's the wettest 💦 hottest ☀️ day of the year 🗓️ so get those 👗 clothes OFF 😏 get 🔛 that DICK and get sprayed 🍆💦 down all 😀 day 😛 long 🤤. May all you straight ♂️♀️ bitches 💅 get that PUSSY 🐈 all you GAY bitches 🌈 get that 🅱️USSY 🍑 and all you car guys get that CUSSY 🚗🍆🥵.
Send this to 🔟 of your sexiest skanks 👙👉👌 If you get 0️⃣ back you're 💦 cumming 💦 alone 😥 all day 😰 Get 5️⃣ back and Cupid 🏹 will split 💔 your ass in half 🍑 😱 Get 🔟 back and ⚜️♥️ Saint Valentine 🌹 will spread ✌️ you open wide 😳 and FILL 💧 you up with his 🍆♥️ love ♥️🍆 all year long 🤤😭
❤️🌹Roses are Red ❤️ Ballsacks are blue 💙 if he’s busy tonight.. 🗓 his side hoe is YOU! 😭😭😭
👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS 💞💞 Today📆 is February 👠WHORE-teenth💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID 💘 is 💦cumming💦 for YOU! 💞😘❤️ He’s been ✊🏼 YANKING ✊🏼😩 on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯SHOOT 💞 his load 😩👅 right into you! 😋 So Daddy Cupid 💞 draw 🔙 your bow 🏹 💘 and let those🤣 CUMMIES 💦 FLOW 💦 FLOW 💦 FLOW ➡️💞💞 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 😈 SLUTTIEST 😈 Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ and take 🤤 EVERYTHING 😵😵 he’s got 🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌 this to 1️⃣4️⃣💄😍 ValenHOE’s 💁🏼♀️ you know will get DICKED DOWN tonight! 😘
HEY👋 YOU👋 ARE YOU UPSET😤😭💔 YOU WON’T GET ANY DICK🍆 VAG🌮✌️ OR ASS🍑 THIS VALENTINE’S DAY💘💘 WELL👏 YOU👏 ARE👏 IN👏 LUCK👏 TODAY📆 IS THE IDES OF FEBRUARY 👉😏👉 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🙌😨‼️ IT IS LUPERCALIA🎊 THE ROMAN FESTIVAL🎉🎉 THE CHURCH⛪️✝️ PEGGED🍆🍆 TO THE LEGEND OF ST VALENTINE 🙅♂️😇 WHY GOD GOTTA BE A COCKBLOCK❌🍆❌ EVER WONDER🤔 WHERE THE “FEBRUA”😩 IN FEBRUARY😫 CUMS🤤🍾💦💦💦 FROM⁉️ TAKE OUT YOUR STYLUS✏️ AND TABULA RASA🗒 AND GET READY TO TAKE SOME NOTES📝 CUZ THIS SHIT💩💩 IS ABOUT TO GET EDUCATIONAL🤓🤓 JUST HOW HARDCORE💯💯💯 WAS THIS ANCIENT PAGAN HOLIDAY¿¿🏺🔮HERE’S A HINT: NAKED ROMANS 🔞🔞🔞 TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ NAMED AFTER THE LUPERCAL, THE CAVE🕳 WHERE THE TWIN FOUNDERS OF ROME🏛 ROMULUS ET REMUS👬 WERE SUCKLED🤗🤗 BY THE SHE-WOLF🐺 MMM DAT MILKY MILKY MILK🍼🍼 INSIDE THE CAVE THE RITUAL👹🕯 WOULD BEGIN WITH TWO NAKED🤫 LUPERCI PRIESTS SACRIFICING ☠️👻 A GOAT🐐 AS A REPRESENTATION OF SEXUALITY👅🍒 AND A DOG🐕 RIP CERBERUS🦴 THE TWO PRIESTS WOULD USE THE CEREMONIAL DAGGER🔪 TO SMEAR BLOOD🩸 ON EACH OTHER’S FOREHEAD🤦♂️ AND WIPE IT AWAY👋 WITH MILK-SOAKED WOOL🥛🐑 WHILE LAUGHING😆😅 AFTER EATING THE SACRIFICIAL GOAT🍽🥢 THE PRIESTS WOULD CUT THE HIDE INTO STRIPS✂️ AND FASHION SOME INTO THONGS 🩲👙🔛 THE PRIESTS WOULD THEN RUN🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️ AROUND THE CITY👀🙈🍆🍆🍆 USING THE REMAINING BLOODY GOAT STRIPS😳🙄 AS INSTRUMENTS💉 OF PURIFICATION, OR “FEBRUA”😱🤯😵 WOMEN WOULD WELCOME THE LASHES📿📿 AS A BLESSING OF FERTILITY🙌🙏 SPANK ME, DADDY 👨🏻👋😝 MAYBE THIS ALL SOUNDS WILD AND CRAZY🤪 BUT HEY🗣🗣 WHEN IN ROME😏😏 IT’S TRADITION😈😈 SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY👌👈☔️ #LEGALIZECHRISTIANITY‼️ SEND📲 THIS TO 🔟 rHOEmans👯♀️ AND YOU’LL BE A VESTAL VIRGIN😙 💅 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE A BARREN BITCH 😣 OR A FALLOW FUCKBOI😖 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU’RE A BOUNTIFUL BABE💃 GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE THE FLAMEN DIALIS 🔥 JUPITER’S HIGH🌬🚬 PRIEST😽🪐 GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE PONTIFEX maXXXimus 🤩🛐 GET 💯 BACK AND YOU’RE A CERTIFIED NYMPHO 🤤🎟🎢🎆 PAX ROMANA MEANS SEX FOR WORLD PEACE🌍✌️🌿
👭 This one goes out to all the 💦 horny couples out there who are thinking of getting 🍆 rowdy this ❤️ valentine's day evening. 👍 do 👎 not. If you do, your child will be born 👏 A SCORPIO. 👭 Now, why don't we like scorpios? For starters, scorpio, has ☝️✌️✌️☝️☝️7️⃣ letters. 7 letters, ✝️ 7 deadly sins ❌. Now, what are the 7 deadly sins? ☝️😡 wrath, ✌️ 💤 sloth, 3️⃣ 🍔 gluttony, 4️⃣ envy. 👏👏 Envy is associated with the colour: 🟩 green. What else is green? 🌿 Marihuana. Just one more pothead in the world, 💁♀️💅 LAME! Now where is pot legal? ⬆️🇨🇦 Canada, ↖️ Washington, ↙️ Colorado, ⬅️ Oregon, ↖️ Alaska, 👉👈 airplane 👈👉 bathrooms, to make the 🧑✈️ pilots chill, and where can ✈️ planes take you? 😎 California, and what is on California's state flag? A 🐻 bear! Your 👶 child, is 🏳️🌈 gay.
🍑THUSSY 🕳️ 💦 IS 🍒RED🍓 🧔♂️HIS BALLS 🏀⚽ ARE BLUE🫐 IF HE BUSY 👤💼👻 ON V-DAY💖 HIS 👀 SIDE HO♠️ IS YOU🫵🙀 🐸☕💅💅🐸☕💅💅 SINCE V✌️🍫DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 🍆💦💦GET CHO PUSSY🐈😻, BUSSY🍑🤎, OR NONBINUSSY⚧️ READY🎀 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 🍊🧃💦FROM DADDY 😏😩, CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹🫀FOR YO ASS 🐴🍑‼️ DON'T🙅🍩 FORGET TO THRUST🤺 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 INTO A VASE 🏺AND TIE UP🪢😏😩 DAT COCKLATE💝🍫 BOX🎁👅💦 GOOD, CUZ FUCK-ME-ARY 🌸💗 IS SHORT ⏳⌛🗓️‼️AND WILL FINISH🏁 BEFORE🐝4️⃣ YOU 🥺‼️ SO GET IN A 🐆QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦 BEFORE IT'S OVER‼️ SEND📤 TO 1️⃣4️⃣ OF YO SLUTTY 👄 CUMRADS 👯♂️👯♂️👯OR BE ALL ALONE 🏝️😔THIS V🫶DAY 😳😰😿🙀
Happy VALENTINES DAY‼️💘💘 it is time for some LOVE 💞❤️ in your BEDROOM 🛏️😉 ‼️ I hope youre ready for some HOT 🥵🔥 and SPICY 🌶️🫑 action this VALENTINES DAY‼️💘 youre gonna get lots of DARK CHOCOLATE 🍫🍫💝💝 CUMMIES 🍆💦 this VALENTINES DAY 😉 you better ask your CRUSH 😳💌💝 to be your VALENTINE 💘 or 👏else👏 you 👏might 👏get no❌ DARK CHOCOLATE 🍫 COCK 🍆🍆 this VALENTINES DAY😭 CUPID 💘 💋 is CUMMING and you HAVE to take his LONG HARD ARROW 😳🍑❤️ you better be able to take those 🌹ROSE TOY🌹 BOUQUETS💐 all night ⏰ long 😉💋 send this to 5️⃣ of your hottest cupidhoes you know will be getting a 💌 VALENTINE 💌 this VALENTINES DAY ❤️💋 if you get 0️⃣ back your CRUSH 😍will not 💔 give you his LONG HARD CUPIDS ARROW 🍆💦 today 😭 if you get 5️⃣ back you will get loads 😏😉 of VALENTINES DAY ❤️💖 CUMMIES 💦🌊 if you get 🔟 back you 🫵 are going to GET the MOST 😫 VALENTINES DAY 💌❤️ PECKERS‼️‼️🍆🍆 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you 🫵 might as well BE CUPID 💘👼 with the amount of CUMMIES AND LOADS 🍆💦💦 youre gonna get this VALENTINES DAY 💝🍫 you CUPIDHOE‼️‼️ happy VALENTINES DAY I hope you get the HOT 🥵 HOT 🥵 special 👉👌 from your CRUSH 💌💗
Guess what slore! 👯 Today 🗓👈 is FUCKuary Fourteenth 🙇♂️😳🧸💖🌸 and that means its 😇🙏 ValenTAINTs 🍑👈🥵 Day 🌞💞🌺🥰😍😏😏🤪 Whether ur 🤔 Taken Bacon 👯🍑🥓😘 or a Single Pringle 🧍🥠😬🤷 its time 2 👈 SPREAD 👉 ur Holey 🤸🕳 Bibble 📖 nice n WIDE 🤑😫😧😱🤯 cuz all year long 📅👀 Cupids been ✊⬆️ YANKING ✊⬇️😩 on his Bow 🏹🍆😫 n he’s finally 😮💨 ready 😳 to SHOOT 🎯👅👅👅 his 💓 Love Magic ✨💦😋 ALLLLLL over u 🏹🍑🎯🤤👅😉 HURRY 😰🏃 and fill 😋🍬👌 ur pretty 😍 lil box 🎁✨ with plenty of COCKlates 🍫🍆😜 cuz u know what they say 👴💬🤔 U never know who ur gonna get 😏🥳🍆💛💚🌷💖💝💐💌SEND📲 to 🔟 of ur most beloved 🥰 Valentines Vags 🌷👯💦 so they kno 💭 just how much 👬🤗 u wanna smooch em 💋👯🥰🥰💛💚🌷💖💝
Feb 13th
I'm🤭 so excited🤫 for😳 tomorrow. Tomorrow is valentines😘 day!❤❤❤. That💘 means tomorrow😎 I get extra😫 cummies!!!💦💦💦💦💦💦💦. Yummy💦 yummy💦 cummy💦 in my tummy🤤. I put my cummies💦 in a 🍑 and eat it, yum yum😫. 🤫 all I have to😎 do is stroke👏 stroke👏 stroke👏 until the delicious❤ cummies💦 cum out! I love❤ all the extra➕ cummies💦 I get for 🅱️alentines 👏 day.
PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE FUCKUARY 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰
💘Fuckuary is cummin💦 you bitches. You know what that means❓time to suck on a BIG OL LOLLIPOP🍭😋💦❗️Our main daddy CUPID👼🏼 and has to cum shoot his arrow♐️ in u🍆 for all you naughty little cupid sluts 😉. Send this to 🔟 of ur naughty little cupid sluts who are in need😩 of a BIG ARROW IN THEIR 🐯💦 from Daddy Cupid💖 or u won't get any 💝Valentine's cummies💘 this year🙊🙅🏼.
What's 🆙⬆my SLUTS😈❤💦? ? I know 🎉🎈TWENTY TWENTY FIVE🎊🎉 just started ⏰✔ BUT 💘FUCKuary 👉👌 is cumming 💦💦up s👀n so grab 💋💋 those sexy 🔓singles and stick some 🌷🌷flowers in that vase 😈of yours and let 😇CUPID😇 stick his 💘💘arrows inside 👌 uuu Send 💌💌this to 1🅾 of your sweet 👅lollipops 🍭🍭if u get 🅾🅾back you're single this Valentines day💔💔 if u get 🅾5 back you're a Saint 💕💖Valentines Slut 💋💓 if you get 1🅾 back you get 😇😇💖💘 Cupids 😇 cute COCK🍆💦💖👉👌 tonight hurry up 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕝time to get that FRESH😈😙 Valentine love 💕😇🍆💦💦💦
