Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
yo so drake got the 15 pro or the pro max, so thats either 5.77 inches or 6.30 inches. if you assume that hes holding it from the 1/3rd point of his piece, then he's hitting !bbc range, but if its a 15 pro not max, then he's hitting BBCJR range. Anyone know what phone it is?
I am simply him, I am the ultimate Growtopian. When I was born I was born with the default Growtopian swag. My box-shaped head, my green shirt, my sexy redhead, and my jeans are a sign of this. I was always hungry for profit, I would steal the crayons of other kids in kindergarten and sell them after school on the streets. One faithful day tho, I stumbled across Growtopia. When papi Ubisoft blessed me with my first ever world lock I was flabbergasted. I could not breathe, the shine, the golden color was too much to take in. I knew I needed more. That night I stole my mom's credit card and spent the remaining 200 dollars of our family's worth on gems, what a blessing it was. I wasn't done though, I took a second mortgage on our house for more gems, more wls. I sold my brother on ebay for 5 dollars and bought more gems, my empire grew and grew. but there was no end in sight, I was too deep into the rabbit hole. It didn't matter if I was homeless now that I had the blessing of Ubisoft and my world locks. One unfortunate night when I was living in my little tent down the street a group of very suspicious people appeared. Thet seemed really angry saying things like "kontol", "anjing" and some "WKWKWK". I could not tell what was happening but next thing I know is my little tent turning upside down, my phone stripped from my hands and before my eyes, a group of 4 indos stole all my wls and dropped them into their display box in their world. They started to dance over me saying "WOKWOKWOKWOKWOK" and "NOOB LOL". My pride, my life and my world has been shattered. I humbly ask you all to give me some wls.
Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in lvanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Loveander is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the neutral element group, which is where humans are, they also tower over humans, which means they are easily large enough to handle human dicks. And with their aggressive personality, not only can you be rough with one but they can rough with you! And with their ability to drop Strange Juice and Cake, I am certain not only would they be moist, but bouncy as well. They also have both Lv 2 handiwork and medicine suitability along with no fur to cover its nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy to get you in the mood and keep you there. Lastly, with its ability to steal energy from its enemies, it means that its ability to take a pounding will never run out. So without a doubt in my mind, Lovander is the best Pal built for human dick.Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Surfent is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Fuack are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Double checking my lazy edit, I see. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Surfent would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Akimbo M16s, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. Why are you still reading this.With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pal comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Surfack turn white. Seriously stop reading. Surfent is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in, God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby because it sure as hell has heard youIf you're not careful and you noclip out of Geometry Dash in the wrong areas of a level, you'll end up in Congregation, where it's nothing but the faint glow of pink, blue, and red lights, the single tones of the song, the endless awkward timings at minimum frame windows, and approximately 3 minutes and 4 seconds of repetitive gameplay to be trapped in. RobTop save you if you fall into 42%, because it sure as Tartarus will catch you off guard.no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table ta the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug. mind blogging, soul snatching.overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering. orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening pussy popping, nail stractching. back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming heavenly, awakening, devils tangos riding one could offerNo lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until im paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my eggs are fertilized, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he couldn't stand, until i die, until his tentacles dont come anymore, until my mouth cant eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until he dont have it anymore, until his hole remembers the size and girth, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until he has to regenerate it, until the whole world hears . I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times over breeding him all day all night no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor on the couch on the bed in the shower on the rooftops even god couldn't pull me out of him.