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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Ode to a Real Man

    I'm a man. A real man that gets his cocked suck. I do not eat pussy. I make sure a woman understands that I'm a dom and she is a sub. A real goddamn man. And it hurts to see emasculation in other men. This is frame.

    I really don’t get why Krabs doesn’t just try to turn SpongeBob into his personal twink at this point?

      Mr Krabs turning Spongebob into his twink
      I really don’t get why Krabs doesn’t just try to turn SpongeBob into his personal twink at this point? If I had Krab’s wealth, I’d pay squidward to destroy SpongeBobs house. Squidward would definitely do it too, considering how annoying SpongeBob is. I’d then offer to let SpongeBob stay over at my place in a spare room. Then, every night, I’d go over to his sleeping body and inject him with the Krabby Patty’s secret Ingredient: Estrogen. I’d transform SpongeBob into my own personal femboy cock hungry slave. After long enough has passed, I’ll tell Twinkbob he needs to sleep in my room because I need to do renovations in the guest room. For many nights Twinkbob will do his best to resist being in the same room as me, my manly musk wafting over to his nostrils and arousing him to the point where his dick sticks out farther than his nose. One night, I attack and have my way with him. “No Mr. Krabs, don’t stick my nose in there… ah… ahhhh. It smells so fragrant. I can tell you didn’t wipe. It’s so disgusting… but it feels so good. Please no, this is so wrong. What will my friends think? What what will your daughter think?” But I’m too far gone to listen to logic at this point. I know he wants this more than anything right now. He’s been waiting for this experience his whole life, and I’ve finally delivered it to him. Over the course of many hours, his meek defiance transformed into moans of pleasure, coming to a crescendo as his man milk he’s been trying so hard to hold on too escapes his body. The stars creeps on thought the sky to the sounds of passion and pleasure ringing through the night, to be met with the first rays of a rising sun. After I’ve ravaged him from head to toe all night long, I give his sleeping form a soft kiss on the lips. “You did good lad, you deserve a day off,” I quietly whisper and head off to the krusty krab.

      >Be Texan

        Texan abortion copypasta
        >wife gets pregnant
        
        >Dies in childbirth
        
        >It was a preventable death, but abortion means we would have killed the very alive and conscious fetus, so she has to die instead
        
        >It's a beautiful baby girl with only 8 birth defects that we detected very early (see previous line)
        
        >Raise her on $7.25 an hour as a single parent living out of a tent under a bridge
        
        >She's finally old enough to go to kindergarten, I drop her off on her first day
        
        >Hear a nuclear explosion go off once I'm home
        
        >Remember that it's now legal for 14 year olds to buy nuclear missile launchers online, with prime 2-day shipping
        
        >Governor gets on TV, says something about "kids these days" and their "cyber gaming" and that "maybe if the shooter was part of the NRA things would have been better"
        
        >He holds his NRA platinum membership card up to the camera and smiles
        
        >Pepega

        boyfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt

          Boyfriend ass copypasta
          boyfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later

          Bragging about MOMMY milkers.

            Mommy milkers copypasta
            I overheard my son on the phone with one of his friends. He started bragging about his new girlfriend and her 'huge mommy milkers'
            
            MOMMY milkers.
            
            That's when I realized he didn't love this girl, he missed ME. Everything was going to be ok, as long as I kept him very, very close

            Can anyone help me achieve my fantasy 🥺🥺🥺

              Ara ara mommy crush me copypasta
              I want a mommy 4'11 submissive tomboy with giant breasts that's also a demon to crush me using 100 thousands square cubic tones of pure metal lead until i cant feel my legs. After i'm paralyzed for life she'll drag me and feed me and help me pee and I wont be able to say a word and then she'll whisper "who's been a bad boy?" in that sexy fucking voice and i'll get a giant massive throbbing
              
              headache and my head will hurt so bad I will shit myself and she'll have to clean it then i'll fucking cry because im paralized and then the cancer fundation will come and my wish of being on tv will come true. While on tv i'll just be like stepehm hawkimgs in a goofy ahh chair with a siri robotic voice and say "Exterminate" im the doctor who voice then everyone will get up and clap and i'll shoot the producer with the jerrico 9 mm in my right pocket. Plot twist I was never paralyzed I was only pretending. Then i'll go out and burn the studio like the Jomer from the 1018 movie The Jomer. I'll take my mommy gf and break her legs and take her on my ferrari branded ferrari horse as we ride into the sunset and she fucking cries of pain cause she has no legs now 😎 (we had lots of sex :)
              
              That's what I want in real lifr 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Can anyone help??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺