Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average. I have gathered this data through a meta-analysis of two years worth of studies into my cumming abilities.
Yes, scientists can not explain why I only last 1.204 seconds (approximately)
No, my girlfriend doesn’t mind (I don’t have one irl but I have a waifu pillow on animal crossing whom I love dearly)
No, I will not teach you how to make yourself cum in one second as you probably do not possess the necessary intellectual prowess that is imperative to gain my superhuman abilities.
Thank you for reading.
I HATE WHEN IM JERKING OFF AND I CANT CUM! IT TAKES SO FUCKING LONG TO CUM! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF WE COULD CUM FAST! WE COULD JERK OFF TO ALOT OF PORN AND CUM ALOT!!!
‘Wangy wangy’ or ‘Wangi wangi’ means fragrant in Indonesian. It loosely means sniff sniff or when you say someone smells good.
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When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.
Is it morally correct to bully a nazi
There’s a kid in my school (I’ll call him Eric) who’s a nazi. He’s gotten in trouble multiple times for drawing swastika on ether himself or on school property. He has been seen multiple times doing the Sieg Heil salute when the teacher Isn’t looking. Some of my “friends” have started to bully Eric. I want to make it 100,000% clear when I say that I do not support what Eric is doing. I think he’s stupid and immature for even thinking that’s ok to do. But is bullying him going too far?
Massive Update: it turns out that Eric is on the autism spectrum. He is HEAVILY influenced by his friend that acts a similar way. As far as I know the other friend is not on the spectrum and is just an asshole