In this post I will lay out why Fauna is factually and objectively the most fuckable HoloEN member from both Myth and Council.
1: Myth -
- Calli: She probably has an ice cold vaginer and also she makes bad music she would probably try to
rap at me instead of moaning
- Kiara: She probably has a penis burningly hot vaginer and is wants to fuck Calli also she is probably
sweaty and oily from working at a KFC all day
- Gura: She looks 3 years old and probably smells like a fish market
- Ame: A very worthy candidate, but she likes animals so much that she fucks a shark on a daily basis.
Very cringe
- Ina: is she even a girl i mean look at her che
2: Council -
- Kronii: She would probably just look in the mirror at herself fucking me and flex and talk about her abs the whole time, and also her girlfriend
- Mumei: Would probably kill me if i tried to interact sexually with her or her girlfriend or her
girlfriend's girlfriend who is just kronii's reflection
- Sana and Bae: Austrian
- IRyS: In love with an Austrian (unacceptable)
in conclusion, uuuuu
My boyfriend, of almost 18 months, and I have a pretty good relationship all things considered. I have a well-paying job and he currently is self employed and doesn't make much but we are hoping he will be making a lot soon. He moved in with me while starting his own business to cut costs. Before this I had maybe been to his place a handful of times, and it was always disgusting there, but he would blame it on his roommate and I would have no reason not to believe him.
However since he moved in with me he will walk around naked 95% of the time. This doesn't really bother me but at random points throughout the day, usually 3 or 4 times he will just stop whatever he's doing a jerk off on the spot. For example earlier today he jerked off on the coach and just came all over it and left it there. When I asked him to clean it up he was like "in a minute" in a tone like I was his mom.
He does this all the time. Cums and just leaves it. I found a pile of old cum in the spare bathroom last week I don't know why he's doing this I've asked him to stop but he doesn't seem to be stopping what can I do?
He is a submissive and breedable beta male who has been conditioned by the Spinjitzu believers to follow their beliefs without question and resist the reevaluation of values towards the based sigma gigachad that was brought by the Overlord. He tries to make their flame die out by enforcing Morbinine Warfare, but on his first experiment, he creates Morbius, the based alpha male who morbs Walter, thus showing that no matter how much Spinjitzu tries to pivot Ninjago towards a submissive and breedable slave morality, the truth of the sigma gigachad will always shine bright.
I'm a man. A real man that gets his cocked suck. I do not eat pussy. I make sure a woman understands that I'm a dom and she is a sub. A real goddamn man. And it hurts to see emasculation in other men. This is frame.
I really don’t get why Krabs doesn’t just try to turn SpongeBob into his personal twink at this point? If I had Krab’s wealth, I’d pay squidward to destroy SpongeBobs house. Squidward would definitely do it too, considering how annoying SpongeBob is. I’d then offer to let SpongeBob stay over at my place in a spare room. Then, every night, I’d go over to his sleeping body and inject him with the Krabby Patty’s secret Ingredient: Estrogen. I’d transform SpongeBob into my own personal femboy cock hungry slave. After long enough has passed, I’ll tell Twinkbob he needs to sleep in my room because I need to do renovations in the guest room. For many nights Twinkbob will do his best to resist being in the same room as me, my manly musk wafting over to his nostrils and arousing him to the point where his dick sticks out farther than his nose. One night, I attack and have my way with him. “No Mr. Krabs, don’t stick my nose in there… ah… ahhhh. It smells so fragrant. I can tell you didn’t wipe. It’s so disgusting… but it feels so good. Please no, this is so wrong. What will my friends think? What what will your daughter think?” But I’m too far gone to listen to logic at this point. I know he wants this more than anything right now. He’s been waiting for this experience his whole life, and I’ve finally delivered it to him. Over the course of many hours, his meek defiance transformed into moans of pleasure, coming to a crescendo as his man milk he’s been trying so hard to hold on too escapes his body. The stars creeps on thought the sky to the sounds of passion and pleasure ringing through the night, to be met with the first rays of a rising sun. After I’ve ravaged him from head to toe all night long, I give his sleeping form a soft kiss on the lips. “You did good lad, you deserve a day off,” I quietly whisper and head off to the krusty krab.
>wife gets pregnant
>Dies in childbirth
>It was a preventable death, but abortion means we would have killed the very alive and conscious fetus, so she has to die instead
>It's a beautiful baby girl with only 8 birth defects that we detected very early (see previous line)
>Raise her on $7.25 an hour as a single parent living out of a tent under a bridge
>She's finally old enough to go to kindergarten, I drop her off on her first day
>Hear a nuclear explosion go off once I'm home
>Remember that it's now legal for 14 year olds to buy nuclear missile launchers online, with prime 2-day shipping
>Governor gets on TV, says something about "kids these days" and their "cyber gaming" and that "maybe if the shooter was part of the NRA things would have been better"
>He holds his NRA platinum membership card up to the camera and smiles
>Pepega
