Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
Whenever I see Absol I can’t hold myself back, It takes every ounce in me to not splurg in my pants when I see the color’s white and blue. I have caught over ten thousand Absol’s to add to my rapindly increasing Absol harem and it’s only getting bigger. Absol is the only thing that turns me on, I stopped watching all porn the first time I saw Absol, my cock get’s unbelievably hard when I see her. When I mega evolved my first Absol baby batter immediately started spewing all over my room and gave my walls a new coat of paint. I have wet dreams about having sex with Absol every night, I would grab her horn and fuck her faster than a jackhammer. I have bought every pokemon game just so I can see Absol in each one, I spend all of my time staring at pictures of Absol. I even quit my job to pursue my new Absol passion, I love Absol so much. TLDR? I like Absol a bit.
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When i was about 13 and browsing the internet i discovered that Anne Frank's father removed some of the pages of her diary which contained her talking about masturbation and other such topics.Me being curious kid i decided to read it and needless to say i got excited midway through.The post nut clarity hit me like a truck and i still regret it to this day.
TL;DR:found removed pages of Anne's franks diary and masturbated to them
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
The straightest thing a straight man can do is having sex with a straight femboy. Its true, think about it. Women like men and liking men is gay thus making sex with women gay. However if you fuck a straight femboy straight away you both don't like men thus it wouldn't be gay, right? Wrong. Let me explain.
You might think that because of the femboy being straight and not looking masculine, it wouldn't be gay to fuck him but in reality the femboy would be gay because you look masculine. Having sex with a man is gay, so you would become gay too. So in order to have straight sex, you too have to become a femboy yourself. If there is no masculinity involved and you both are straight, you both stay straight during intercourse. It's that simple.
