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Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


My girlfriend is shitphobic, i dont know what to do, pls help

    Shitphobic copypasta
    My girlfriend is shitphobic, i dont know what to do, pls help.

So my gf was taking a shit in the bathroom and the door was unlocked so i walked into the bathroom. My gf told me to get out but i really wanted to eat some shit. I told her i would leave if she gave me some of her shit but she started screaming at me to get out. I ignored her and grabbed some of her shit and she started to scream even louder and kicked me out of the bathroom. This has been very traumatizing for me.

    utopia idea: all children are raised underground

      How much gun violence would happen? That's right, zero.
      utopia idea: all children are raised underground in education chambers. once they are 18, they are given a beretta and 5000$. (top students get an mp5.) after they are given their supplies, they are released onto the outside world and may integrate themselves in society. the society is built upon strict gun and open carry laws. "what do you mean by 'strict'?" you say. by strict laws, i mean you are not allowed to leave your home without a firearm and you must open carry. if everybody is strapped and trained, how much gun violence would happen? that's right, zero.

      Lopunny would be really good to fuck

        Lopunny from Pokemon Legends Arceus copypasta
        Wanna hear something? Lopunny would be really good to fuck. Lopunny not only has the same build as a human but has the genetics of a bunny which make it impossible to reproduce with meaning you my friend, can go ham as long as it is fine with it. Not only that but it has many useful sexual moves like “Sweet Kiss” or “Charm” however it can also use recover to come back to bed in an instant. Lopunny may have the ability “Cute Charm” which would make fucking it even better. The downsides to this are that you cannot be too rough as Lopunny has sensitive ears and that it has powerful kicks, so watch out! Not only does Lopunny have these moves and genetics but can be mega-evolved. This will increase the defense making it last longer. It also has less sensitive ears which mean you can go a bit more rough! Bunnies in our world also fuck like crazy meaning Lopunny would be horny a lot of the time! Overall Lopunny is an amazing Pokèmon!

        I want to breed with Lopunny

          I want to breed with Lopunny copypasta
          I never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with a lopunny. That perfect, curvy body. Those round, fluffy breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect 6 IV offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Gamefreak create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

          Anus charging

            Butthole sunning
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            I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. I didn’t even need coffee this morning, I woke up bright and early with the sunrise ready for my day. Don’t take my word for it, just try it yourself so you can receive and feel the benificial power of the sun through your anus.

Remember to start your week by charging you anus with the power of the sun. Your anus is considered the “Fourth Eye” and it’s directly connected to your “Third Eye” and pineal gland. Absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system. For many people in the world their anus is the seat of their consciousness and their consciousness needs brightening, what better way to brighten your mood by getting light to the darkest area of your body; if more people received nourishing light particles through their anus I believe there would be far less assholes in the world. 😭

Seriously though, it’s important to love the skin you live in, love your body and love yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally. Spend time in your natural state in nature feeling the sun on your skin.
befree #bodypositivity #loveyourskin #loveyourbody #buttholesunning #yoga #yogi #crazysexyyoga #happybabypose #nature #naturalstate #sundayfunday #sundayvibes #sunshine #nkdart #motivation #nkd

            Yeah, Orbees bladder torture is my fetish, what of it?

              Orbees copypasta
              What are you laughing at? You know, Orbees, those little water beads that swell up when you get them wet. The torture involves putting a whole bunch of them into my bladder while they dry so they expand inside, growing too big to pass out. This leaves me with a permanent need to relieve myself and a requirement of frequent trips to the bathroom as I can only let out a small amount of urine at a time. That's my fetish and if you don't like it you can leave.