Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
I snuck into my sister's room to smell her panties but her laundry bin was sadly empty, she must have just done a wash. But she was still wearing one pair in bed so I went over and gave it a big whiff while jerking and realised it smelled vaguely similar to my dad's cum. It's so weird, how can a girls farts smell like a guys semen? Science is strange.
H-h-h--hhhhh-hh-hhHewwoooo *rubs on your chest* Your chwest is swoft *breaks your spine* Woopsied I dwid a little poopie!!! Let me mwake you fweel bwetter *snaps your cock in half* Wowzaies!!
I’m not gay but I absolutely love seeing a huge, beefy, double-cheeked up muscle daddy get his guts rearranged in 1080p. Twinks, bears, otters, jocks, femboys, leather daddies, all of it gets my cock harder than a diamond-encrusted loaf of week-old baguette. I would pay Shawn Mendes $1,000,000 just to glance at my taint. I want Jason Mamoa to put his entire fist in my ass, up to the elbow.
What started off as an occasional indulgence has become an incurable addiction. I literally spend every waking moment jacking my bedraggled member to the gayest shit I can find. My orgasms cause minor seismic events. I have accounts on over 2,000 porn websites and I pay 5k a month to various NSFW services and creators.
I’m straight though. Anyone else?
Zamazenta here is about to sit on my face. She is the largest and heaviest creature that I willingly let sit on my face. Zamazenta is 9’ 06” and she weighs 463.0 lbs. Zamazenta needs to be in her normal forme when she sits on my face. She is MUCH heavier in her crowned forme; thus, too heavy to sit on my face. I would die immediately. This forme is okay.
The same rules apply when Zamazenta sits on my face as any other female. I am not allowed to tell Zamazenta to get off my face, Zamazenta can sit on my face for however long she wants, and I am required to lick Zamazenta’s vagina the entire time Zamazenta is sitting on my face and swallow anything that I lick up. Licking Zamazenta’s vagina while she sits on my face is a bit weird. This is because her vagina is so large that my entire face is planted in her vagina. Therefore, licking her vagina means that I am licking the inside walls of Zamazenta’s vagina. Also, since Zamazenta can sit on my face as long as she wants, sometimes it could mean my death because of it because of her heaviness.
Zamazenta is what is referred to as a “facesitting creature”. A facesitting creature is considered a sex creature. Since Zamazenta is a sex creature, we were required to do all of the main four sexual acts for our very first sexual encounter, peeing in my mouth, vagina licking, facesitting, and sexual intercourse. Zamazenta first had to pee in my mouth, then I had to lick her vagina, then Zamazenta had to sit on my face, and then we had to have sexual intercourse. Zamazenta was exempt from sitting on my face because of her size and weight class, but because she was going to be a facesitting
So i was masturbating with gatorade like a normal person and then I came. I was putting my dick in the juices of the gatorade and thrusted faster. Felt like heaven was sucking me. The thrusting was 2 minutes, I thrusted for too long. I tried to edge but i nutted in the bottle. Felt so good but now I'm worried if i am kicked out of NNN so am i?
Batman, I -I
I caught uh-
I caught a little Pokemon
Do you wanna know
What Pokemon i caught?
What Pokemon do you caught, Joker?
I caught a Lopunny, Batman
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!