Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
We were in maths class doing a very mathematical maths test. My friend got very turned on by the maths on the page so he made a penis on the calculator and started rubbing one off in class. He was wanking for about 10 minutes until we all heard a loud "UUUHUUUUH YEA" HIS CUM WAS ALL OVER THE CALCULATOR. He tried to deny it saying his dad did it but we know math makes him cum. "Calculate and ejaculate" - friend.
Found loads of porn and titty pics on my BFs computer plus loads of chats with people who are into the same thing on discord. I'm so confused on how to feel about this. Worst thing is, with one of those guys from discord, they send each other those titty videos with cum all over, blowjob videos and just different porn, and they would be like .. " Do you want to wank with me?" Also, one of those guys would send him pictures of his wife's boobs and would ask my BF to cum all over the picture.
They would also send each other dick pics of how hard their dicks are ...
Bro, is this normal or I'm i dating a weirdo!?
So I'm not homophobic but...
Just imagine being gay lol, it's so stupid. Imagine liking men so much you would want to live with one forever. Imagine seeing a man's pecs and just thinking about how comfortable they must be to rest your head on.
Imagine being able to feel safe and aroused around big muscular men. While they call you a good boy, and treat you gently.
Imagine resting in another man arms, kissing him and hugging him with all your strength. Slowly ensnaring one of his legs with yours. Feeling his warmth, his breath, his heartbeat. Imagine being happy about this, feeling blessed to have found love. Imagine this man is now sucking on your cock. You should feel disgusted or mock him, but the only thing you feel is arousal, and a bit of pride. Imagine sucking this guy's dick. you should want to stop, but no, you only want to make him feel as good as he made you feel.
Imagine this same man pinning you down on your bed, as he frots his dick against yours, letting you do nothing but uncontrollably moan from pleasure. Instead of feeling powerless you feel so horny, so happy. You think it's so fun and hot. Then he cums on you and you cum on yourself, you should feel disgusted or sad, but you feel pleased, relieved even. Imagine that after that you just go clean yourself and then directly go back to cuddling with him.
Imagine being afraid of being found out, or of having your rights removed because you dare be in love with the wrong person. Imagine feeling dread when you hear kid spout out that homosexuals should get killed for being degenerates. Imagine feeling pure terror at the thought of seeing your rights revoked. Imagine knowing that if this happens, you are dead because everything about your identity is probably stored somewhere.
Lol gays are so dumb its so funny.
I'm a straight male and when my roommate and I are both single we suck eachother off multiple times a week.
We've lived together for 8 years now and whenever both of us are single we suck eachother off to get off. It's not gay because we're closing our eyes and thinking of women also we say no homo before and after while keeping our socks on so we're definitely straight. We also don't butt fuck eachother because that's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay but we aren't gay. We do this purely to expel semen and relieve sexual tension we don't do this because we're gay and we love eachother. We do this because we're straight and we just need to cum.
Now before you dismiss such a notion, think about it for a second. They don't shower so you know they got that extra sticky extra grippy poon tang that will hold onto your Johnson and not let go like a bratwurst stuck to flypaper. That mushy gushy after years on the streets would be like sticking your dick in between the bars of the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Another thing is that the biggest cause of homelessness in America is mental illness, and everybody knows crazy bitches are the best in bed. 99 times out of 98 they are not pillow princesses; they fuck like their life depends on it. Riding it like a mechanical bull, gagging on your meat, calling you daddy, all that shit and more. Normally, you have to pay a premium for those extra deluxe grade A pussy appointments. When you fuck around with insane girls, it’s not uncommon for them to key your car, but homeless people don't even have keys; they're homeless. All of the benefits and none of the consequences. Yeah, the smell might be a little unpleasant, but you and I both know how high the threshold of disgust is for us fellas when we're balls deep. And our noses become resistant to foul odors fairly quickly so after awhile you won't even notice it. The only question is will you be able to last long enough in that box and not bust before that immunity kicks in. An added bonus is that you'll be able to finish inside cuz it's not like she's gonna be able to track you down for child support. She's homeless for fuck's sake. And the best part of this, is that it wouldn't even be that hard to do anyways; ten dollars worth of crack is the price of admission for the most exquisite pleasure you will ever experience. I'm telling you, open your mind, take a shot of penicillin, and ask not what you can do for the homeless population; ask what the homeless population can do for you.
Fellas is it gay to kiss a girl i mean your literally kissing someone who likes dicc, Fellas is it gay to drink water i mean the male body is literally 70% water you're literally deepthroating another man Fellas, is it gay to look in a mirror i mean you're literally checking out a man body, Fellas is it gay to make money i mean you're literally collecting pictures of other men, Fellas is it gay to master bait i mean you're literally touching a dicc, Fellas is it gay to see i mean you're literally observing in a world with lots of dicc, Fellas is it gay to be a man i mean you're literally walking around with a dicc attached to you, Fellas is it gay to breathe i mean you're literally inhaling dicc particles, Fellas is it gay to to exist i mean your litterally choosing to be in a world with so much dicc.