the zombie pigmen from Minecraft are SO UNBELIEVABLY hot. Fucking sluts. they're CONSTANTLY just walking around constantly groaning & moaning, showing off their Hard shiny pigman abs. I want a zombie pigman to fuck me like a desperate toy & chain me up in his dungeon only to be fucked without mercy And eaten. I want to be vored- NEED by them so badly. I want them to make me unable to move for weeks straight, feed me nothing but Their cum & rotten flesh & kick me & beat me 24/7. I want- no, NEED them to use me as a toilet. I have destroyed 5 Zombie pigmen body pillows due to the Sheer amount of piss, shit & cum on them, and i Will do it again. i will sell all Of my personal belongings just for a change of being sexually crunched & Eaten up by a zombie Pigmen.
I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum. Unlike God, Cum leaves tangible evidence of its existence behind. I'd like to see God leave cum or something. Can't do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I'm more scared of punishment from cum than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas cum offers cum. Cum > God
I snuck into my sister's room to smell her panties but her laundry bin was sadly empty, she must have just done a wash. But she was still wearing one pair in bed so I went over and gave it a big whiff while jerking and realised it smelled vaguely similar to my dad's cum. It's so weird, how can a girls farts smell like a guys semen? Science is strange.
H-h-h--hhhhh-hh-hhHewwoooo *rubs on your chest* Your chwest is swoft *breaks your spine* Woopsied I dwid a little poopie!!! Let me mwake you fweel bwetter *snaps your cock in half* Wowzaies!!
I’m not gay but I absolutely love seeing a huge, beefy, double-cheeked up muscle daddy get his guts rearranged in 1080p. Twinks, bears, otters, jocks, femboys, leather daddies, all of it gets my cock harder than a diamond-encrusted loaf of week-old baguette. I would pay Shawn Mendes $1,000,000 just to glance at my taint. I want Jason Mamoa to put his entire fist in my ass, up to the elbow.
What started off as an occasional indulgence has become an incurable addiction. I literally spend every waking moment jacking my bedraggled member to the gayest shit I can find. My orgasms cause minor seismic events. I have accounts on over 2,000 porn websites and I pay 5k a month to various NSFW services and creators.
I’m straight though. Anyone else?
Zamazenta here is about to sit on my face. She is the largest and heaviest creature that I willingly let sit on my face. Zamazenta is 9’ 06” and she weighs 463.0 lbs. Zamazenta needs to be in her normal forme when she sits on my face. She is MUCH heavier in her crowned forme; thus, too heavy to sit on my face. I would die immediately. This forme is okay.
The same rules apply when Zamazenta sits on my face as any other female. I am not allowed to tell Zamazenta to get off my face, Zamazenta can sit on my face for however long she wants, and I am required to lick Zamazenta’s vagina the entire time Zamazenta is sitting on my face and swallow anything that I lick up. Licking Zamazenta’s vagina while she sits on my face is a bit weird. This is because her vagina is so large that my entire face is planted in her vagina. Therefore, licking her vagina means that I am licking the inside walls of Zamazenta’s vagina. Also, since Zamazenta can sit on my face as long as she wants, sometimes it could mean my death because of it because of her heaviness.
Zamazenta is what is referred to as a “facesitting creature”. A facesitting creature is considered a sex creature. Since Zamazenta is a sex creature, we were required to do all of the main four sexual acts for our very first sexual encounter, peeing in my mouth, vagina licking, facesitting, and sexual intercourse. Zamazenta first had to pee in my mouth, then I had to lick her vagina, then Zamazenta had to sit on my face, and then we had to have sexual intercourse. Zamazenta was exempt from sitting on my face because of her size and weight class, but because she was going to be a facesitting
